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Politics › Re: In Which State Was Abuja Before It Was Made The Nation's Capital? by noisy45(m): 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2019
Enugu, abia IMO state grin stupid question
Politics › Re: Uduak-joe Ntuk Appointed By Gavin Newsom, Governor of California by noisy45(m): 11:02pm On Nov 03, 2019
Akwa Ibom amaka cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government to Open Borders Next January by noisy45(m): 12:08pm On Nov 03, 2019
Now Ghana will be happy specially pathetic GUTA grin grin
Politics › Re: Kano House Of Assembly Chief Whip Car's Number Plate Written As Chip Whip by noisy45(m): 10:10am On Nov 03, 2019
Useless sets of people
Politics › Re: Abubakar Shekau Threatens Audu Bulama Bukarti, Boko Haram Researcher by noisy45(m): 3:36am On Nov 03, 2019
justbusy:
the world without Islam, would have been a very peaceful one.
Seriously
Politics › Re: Abubakar Shekau Threatens Audu Bulama Bukarti, Boko Haram Researcher by noisy45(m): 2:55pm On Nov 02, 2019
Useless religion grin
Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of Oyinbo Man And His Nigerian Fiancée by noisy45(m): 5:37pm On Oct 31, 2019
When u see oyinbo man marry our women it is simple she is giving him anal sex. grin
Family › Re: My Wife Insists No Sex Until Wedding Night Even After Our Traditional Wedding by noisy45(m): 11:59pm On Oct 30, 2019
Bros your money din enter that center of kpekus is like this that is why she doesn't want you to know until u are legally tied to her first grin grin

Romance › Re: Fatima Timbo: Dwarf And Her Disabled Friend Show Their Dance Moves by noisy45(m): 11:50pm On Oct 30, 2019
If you happen to fvck a dwarf woman I swear u won't like to fvck any type of woman again. They just too sweet grin
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Chioma Nwosu Iheme, Court Appeal Justice by noisy45(m): 9:48pm On Oct 30, 2019
DSS in action grin
Health › Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by noisy45(m): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2019
Ekealterego:
Why have you people chosen daftness over Wisdom? Did you read what she narrated at all?
When I move from forums like Quora to this forum, I just lose a lot of brain cells.


@OP go to teaching hospitals and seek the opinions of experts. When you have things as sensitive as this, don't use this forum.. Most Nigerians are just advanced ignorant illiterates.

You are not fighting any spiritual battles and don't waste your time visiting any pastor or spiritualist. Do go to a teaching hospital or read some of the specific more reasonable opinion some people are suggesting and follow a test based on that.
Mr Sense well done o. cheesy
Health › Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by noisy45(m): 9:10pm On Oct 29, 2019
Its HIV nothing else your immune is still fighting the virus that y u are having symptoms. I would advice u to start taking anti-HIV, PP2 to be precise... To start reducing the viral loads of virus...
Crime › Re: Soldiers Make A Man Swim Inside A Gutter For Stealing N20k Shoes by noisy45(m): 2:57pm On Oct 25, 2019
Just one soldier that you would have kicked his balls if he had the courage
Travel › Re: My Adventure Across The Calabar River... With Pictures. by noisy45(m): 2:51pm On Oct 25, 2019
I see a crocodile behind you in 3rd picture
Politics › Re: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by noisy45(m): 2:48pm On Oct 25, 2019
Toju200:
Didn't u get what I said..An MRAP can NOT stand a RPG round..
I know
Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Russia For Abuja by noisy45(m): 2:45pm On Oct 25, 2019
Buhari is using bleaching cream
Politics › Re: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by noisy45(m): 2:44pm On Oct 25, 2019
Toju200:
ordinary a MRAP can't stand a RPG round..But before BHT will think of firing the sight of Ezugwu will send cold to there bones
Pls I have a video of what an RPG did to a Russian T-90 armored tank in syria. RPG-29 will scatter that nonsense of Naija built MRAP. grin
Politics › Re: EZUGWU MRAP: Nigerian-Made Mine Resistant Ambush Protected Vehicle By Army by noisy45(m): 2:30pm On Oct 25, 2019
Nonsense that boko boys will blow off with RPG or MANPAD grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Mistakenly Sent An Unupdated CV When Applying For A Job (Advice Needed) by noisy45(m): 11:25am On Oct 25, 2019
Just forget the job CV or no updated cv slot might taken the job grin
Webmasters › Re: Why Many People Quit Blogging by noisy45(m): 11:22am On Oct 25, 2019
Many bloggers are now doing yahoo yahoo and riding opay okada grin
Crime › Re: Kwara Torture Centre, Sumuratu Mumeen Arabic Centre: 108 Rescued By Police by noisy45(m): 11:15am On Oct 25, 2019
Forget these lies they are boko haram terrorist cells
Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:56am On Oct 25, 2019
Casalinda:
The thought of it is making me laugh out loud.....

Here is it was walking back from lecture all by myself to be honest I was really stressed and hungry I had set out early that day as I had 6am class, you know how difficult those days as a 200level law student. Was walking back through my department I had this feeling that I was alone and no one was coming at my back so decided to fart hehehehe it was loud that when I turned to look if it was only me, behold this three guys were behind me... heaven came down on me that day hehehehe

Did I mention they were cute ooh lord i was so ashamed of my self and destiny
You did well no one tushes fart. grin
Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:51am On Oct 25, 2019
angelusbrut:
Well am a she
I never knew
Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:44am On Oct 25, 2019
angelusbrut:
Was coming back from my cousin's place and got to ziks flat,no bike,was waiting a classmate came around and opted to assist me.he walked me up to eyoita hall and opted to buy me suya worth 200 naira, I sat down ,na so local man sat on my back,next thing the 3rd leg begin they touch my back hard, I just pretended not to know what he was doing,next na hand on top my vita foam, na so I vex leave am with in 200 naira suya,the aboki man laugh tire, I think am in my 3rd year then, and I can afford 500 naira suya if I wish .that guy self,it's really embarrassing
Gay man cannot can grin grin
Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:40am On Oct 25, 2019
tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage
I have learnt something today puna mileage. grin
Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2019
It happened one day in class I was having a crush on one my course mate then. I would look lustfully at her big ass while my preek goes full erect till I released semen most half of pure water sachet in quantity, the whole of my trouser from the groin area down to the left tigh area of my touser was soaked like I urinated on my self I created a scene I would never forget that day. A female coursemate boldly walked up to me and touched the wet area of the area it was slippery as she felt it. She shouted to her female friends around that I just released a large quantity of semen without no sexual action. People were just laughing in class that day..
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Nana Akufo-Addo Sleeping At Russia-Africa Summit (Video, Photos) by noisy45(m): 9:48pm On Oct 24, 2019
That president need a slap on the head to make him awake grin
Celebrities › Re: Ike Onyema Pictured Smoking With Friends by noisy45(m): 8:25pm On Oct 24, 2019
He don tail way I smoke cigar last
Sports › Re: Chukwueze Renews Villarreal Contract With €100m Release Clause by noisy45(m): 8:06pm On Oct 24, 2019
tollytexy:
Make I just see 10M Euro from the 100M. EFCC go Reason my matter cuz I go scatter town.. doing 2 somes driving G wagon and disrespecting my elders grin
Correction its three some u ommitted yourself grin
Education › Re: Flood Takes Over Government Technical College Abak, Akwa Ibom State by noisy45(m): 8:01pm On Oct 24, 2019
donprincebigt:
the girl in d 1st picture don over ripe o. see lap. I feel like harvesting her
You need a rehab shocked
Celebrities › Re: Nobody Had Sex In The BBNaija House – Tacha To Daddy Freeze by noisy45(m): 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2019
I worked in BB brother naija house I swear I can atest to what she said no housrmate knacked kpekus in the house it was actually biggie that was knacking kpekus
. Tacha tells us another lie grin

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