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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warplanes Intercept US B-52 Nuclear Bomber Over Pacific Ocean(Pix,video) by noisy45(m): 8:39pm On Sep 27, 2021
Mangekyo:


Weak nations? Lmfao
Russia currently have the largest ground military hardwares in the world, not just Nukes and inter continental ballistic missiles.
Those ground troops would be a pain in the ass for the US if they were to go toe to toe.
Reason is because the US is very strong in the air, stronger than Russia, but a lot weaker than Russia on land with both on par in the sea.
The fighter jets of us wouldn't be able to do much on russia, if assuming they're the ones on the offensive. Reason is because they own many ground hardwares and that includes anti aircraft guns and self propelled artillery.

I'll be honest with you, it depends on who is on the defensive. If USA attacks Russia in their own land, US would lose woefully. Vise versa

American nairaland boys will not like this simple truth you just said.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warplanes Intercept US B-52 Nuclear Bomber Over Pacific Ocean(Pix,video) by noisy45(m): 8:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
generalwo:
...... Lol... The USA ain't that stupid but trust me... If Russia had shot down that plane..... The world would have turned upside down by now.... They don't just shoot down planes like that in the international community.... No be Nigerian confra wen dem dey kill without sense.... All these things get codes and procedures...... All the gra gra wen dem they do... Secretly, they respect each other and wouldn't want to throw the first punch

If that B-52 fires any Russian ground Target or any of the Su-35 fighter jets it will be shot down by any surviving su-35. That is the rule of engagement.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Hinote: We Are Out Of Time, China Has Caught Up by noisy45(m): 8:20pm On Sep 21, 2021
Masterito:
Mr China spokesman, what are they waiting for? You are just a fool judging by your comment. No need to engage you further. Your hatred for the US has removed damaged your brain.


Russia invaded Ukraine do you know how many America military bases in eastern Europe surrounds Russia. Why didn't America take military action against Russia. You don't know anything a nuclear armed nation will always have a morbid fear for a fellow nuclear armed nation. China will invade Taiwan and not America will do militarily highest USA and other Western nation's will do to China is economic sanctions and China is not prepared for that yet.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Hinote: We Are Out Of Time, China Has Caught Up by noisy45(m): 7:31pm On Sep 21, 2021
Masterito:
Honestly if you think China can win US in a war then you are a big fool. I am not sure you understand the politics US is playing. China won't even be fooled like you based on this comment. Just tell China to invade Taiwan without US consent and you will understand why you should never trust your enemywho massages your ego.

Oga China will invade Taiwan and nothing will happen highest America will do is economic sanctions. A Nuclear deterrent fears it's follow nuclear deterrents.
Politics / Re: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by noisy45(m): 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2021
Timmi:


Why don’t you volunteer to do it - cowards they all are. Igbo Amala

Zombie have you had your 0-1-0 feeding program today
Politics / Re: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by noisy45(m): 12:21pm On Sep 09, 2021
Just one well tossed grenade will put things in order.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Still Cheat Few Days To Her Wedding by noisy45(m): 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2021
It has happened to me before left Ibadan to go meet this girl I have been chatting with on Facebook, she happened to own an outdoor kitchen in bar in a big hotel we knacked for one week I never knew she would be getting married on Saturday until I saw her wedding pictures on Facebook. Ijeoma God bless you.
Politics / Re: Survivors Of Yelwa-Zangam, Jos Attack Recount Their Ordeals by noisy45(m): 9:03pm On Aug 28, 2021
Serves them right they helped the fulanis fight igbos 1966-1970. Let them taste what they helped the fulanis plant.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Last Person You Had Sex With? by noisy45(m): 6:58am On Aug 22, 2021
Never she is a community project.
Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by noisy45(m): 9:43pm On Aug 21, 2021
Sonnobax15:
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You mean apostle enjoyed you twice for money? lipsrsealed

These people cha.....So tay shame no dey gree catch dem again.....

Like I do normally tell my guys--"like seriously I no go fit date any girl wey too dey over religious.....Check out very well,any girl wey too put church for her head,it's either the pastor of the church dey chew her or another member dey wear am....

These kind of pastors,if we venture catch any one for area,na sure banker say we go must open better office for him head....He go just too pay tire lipsrsealed

Rubbish..

Once any female church member is calling her pastor 'daddy' forget it they are already fxcking. Know this and know peace
Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by noisy45(m): 9:42pm On Aug 21, 2021
Once any female church member is calling her pastor 'daddy' forget it they are already fxcking.
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Obi Of Onitsha Receives Maduka, Offers Prayers (Photos) by noisy45(m): 10:21am On Aug 21, 2021
benuejosh:
I just the feel for this Man. I hope he comes second runner up after APC candidate wins. APC will Win because of the integrity of H.E., Gen. Buhari (Rtd). A man of integrity, who is loved by all. His notable impact in the infrastructural development in the South East will testify of his good will towards the South East.

I wish Maduka the best and I pray he recovers all the money spent when he gets back to USA.

Long Live H.E., Gen. Buhari (Rtd). GCFR.

You are very demented
Foreign Affairs / Re: WW3 Fears As China And Russia Join Forces For Massive War Games(Pix, Video) by noisy45(m): 5:44pm On Aug 11, 2021
Adjovi:
All of you shouting USA will win, you know nothing. In this war if it happens none of them will survive it. All the nations involved will be destroyed totally. That's why no one wants to take the first shot. you think they don't know this? All they can do is show of strength. Nobody will attack anybody because anyone who does will as well not live to see the victory.



In this war there will be no winner so it's pointless fighting it.



Nice comment you said it all.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Accompanying Children To School In North-eastern Nigeria. by noisy45(m): 5:34pm On Aug 03, 2021
TarOrfeeek:


After accompanying the little ones to school in the day time.

They'll go back to IDP camps and use Cabin biscuits and Indomie to bait the older ones for sex.


Tueh!

Why are you lah dis grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Lexus IS250 Driver Tries To Race Mercedes CLS63 AMG In Abuja, Crashes(video) by noisy45(m): 10:55pm On Jul 31, 2021
HRSweetness:


LOL.

If you're adventurous like me, and love to push the limits, you'd find yourself taking such silly risk. Car racing na strong mind + powerful ride. If you are behind the wheels of a powerful ride but no get mind, someone behind the wheels of a ride with lower engine capacity but "strong mind", will beat you hands down.

You are talking nonsense bring your strong mind with your Corolla sport against an ordinary Benz compressor you will know what is racing
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari's Arrest, Extradition: FBI Agents Meet Nigeria's Police IGP by noisy45(m): 2:50pm On Jul 30, 2021
United States of America no be Britain that alone should make you understand. When American millionaires and billionaires dey talk say after fear of God nah FBI they fear next you are here ranting nonsense on this bird app.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari/Hushpuppi: My Collection Of Funny Reactions By Nigerians by noisy45(m): 3:01pm On Jul 29, 2021
FBI is not Nigerian police. They just drop a tip of the ice so he can rant that he only bought native for hushpuppi werey turn himself to national native cloth procurement officer.

The full ice land is coming down soon.

Rant on Abba Kyari

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Politics / Re: Sack Abba Kyari Now – Deji Adeyanju, Calls On Interpol To Arrest Him by noisy45(m): 2:58pm On Jul 29, 2021
FBI is not Nigerian police. They just drop a tip of the ice so he can rant that he only bought native for hushpuppi werey turn himself to national native cloth procurement officer.

The full ice land is coming down soon.

Rant on Kyari

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Travel / Re: Fearless Russian Lady Goes Fishing In A Tiny Boat With Giant Brown Bear (Photos) by noisy45(m): 7:58am On Jul 25, 2021
richmond500:
Oga, go and check very well, a lion doesn't hunt in group, only lionesses do, the highest u could actually see in a lion is group of two and that is when they are about to conquer another pride

A lion is unfuckwithable, a grizzly stand no chance, a grizzly will even struggle with a hippo. Lion is far much more agile and more ruthless than both hippo and a grizzly

Tiger is both there masters so solitary and ruthless
Travel / Re: NAF Acquires Super Tucano Aircraft (Photo) by noisy45(m): 11:33pm On Jul 22, 2021
igbsam:
grin grin grin

If there's anything called locomotive jet. This is a perfect example.

grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Beninese Operatives Interrogate Sunday Igboho & His Wife, Ropo Adeyemo by noisy45(m): 5:37pm On Jul 22, 2021
Amotolongbo:
If Olusegun Obasanjo is interested in Igboho’s case, he will be freed and won’t be released to the Nigerian Government.

That is the most powerful Nigerian man I know internationally.

Ordinary Woke Soyinka a word from him Benin will not be freed to Nigeria
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Inspects New Russian Fighter Jet Unveiled At Air Show by noisy45(m): 9:16am On Jul 22, 2021
Blackdisciple:


Ahh bro Egypt too big for us walai, Nigeria can't stand Tchad .

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Inspects New Russian Fighter Jet Unveiled At Air Show by noisy45(m): 2:26pm On Jul 21, 2021
Blackdisciple:


Morocco will fucck Nigeria up

Ordinary Egypt will bleep us up
Romance / Re: How And When Did You Realize That Your Girlfriend Loved You For Real? by noisy45(m): 6:17pm On Jul 17, 2021
Oga your girlfriend knew that policeman anger and threat to shoot you will subsides that's why she shielded you. An average woman knows that when man to man are angry and tensions are high and they are about to fight and kill showing themselves up at that moment calms down the tension.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Fighter Jets Intercept US Spy Plane Over Black Sea (Pictures) by noisy45(m): 10:22pm On Jul 14, 2021
Originalsly:
The day Russia flies a military plane in international air space... close to the US border .... it will be considered an declaration of war and a military response will be on the table. To carry it out will be a different story.
Russian flys it's spy planes to yhe borders of Alaska, US
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Military ‘drove Away’ US Warship In South China Sea by noisy45(m): 5:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
Basicend:


China will eventually overtake USA because of the man power, but for now they are not yet there. .

They need to do more research and inventions and focus on their precision.

So far the US dollar currency is 100 percent used in international trade even among enemies of US, China will and never overtake the US economically.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Military ‘drove Away’ US Warship In South China Sea by noisy45(m): 5:41pm On Jul 12, 2021
tempest01:
Imagine the line China is drawing to claim the whole sea to themselves. Because they are super powers they think they can bully others. Same thing they are doing in the mountains in India.

They should know that if war breaks out, it's going to be the other Asians, and NATO facing them. They cant win that war no matter how advanced they are. And Russia will not openly support them 100%.

I need to meet the person that sells weed to you��
Career / Re: What Is Your Backup Plan Incase You Lose Your Job? by noisy45(m): 7:02pm On Jul 08, 2021
Osnami:
What is your backup plan incase you lose your job today or your company folds up?

Cryptocurrency
Health / Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by noisy45(m): 12:28pm On Jul 03, 2021
I did nysc in Bayelsa state home of HIV I knacked so teh I jam a Benue girl who was HIV positive nah PEP HIV drugs save me even some of our female corpers knacked some teh some started testing positive to HIV because most of our CDS was HIV testing.

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Health / Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by noisy45(m): 12:17pm On Jul 03, 2021
Akpuobi1:
OP, if it's less than 72 hours, go to any AHF (Aids Healthcare Foundation) close to you and commence PEP (Pre Exposure Prophylaxis) medication immediately. There's 90% chance you will clear it before your body becomes exposed to the the virus. It's a 28 days medication.

Make you no go die for nothing.

The drugs is free too. Don't panic

grin grin grin grin

It's 30 days medication oga

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Health / Re: Sleeping With An HIV Positive Person by noisy45(m): 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2021
ARV drugs makes one hallucinates and makes one dream bad dreams. A very strong tablet.
Romance / Re: His Fiancee Went To Her Ex Boyfriend's House To Visit After Engagement by noisy45(m): 11:12pm On Jun 30, 2021
Men should have an abundance mindset..when u have an abundance mindset,u don't tolerate the bullshit that comes when dealing with women....in this type of case,with an abundance mindset u kick her to the street cos she belongs there and move on....the only way a woman can possibly show her loyalty is by being faithful...a guy shows loyalty by providing security,comfort,stability,being ready to defend and die for his wife....loyalty is assymetrical

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