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make i go sleep. challeñge accepted! :{

tasceige:
That's serious... That's the cross she's carrying

this is indeed heavier than cross!

Mouthgag:






Saw the video last week.... I was marveled..



95% of Nigerian kids of her age can never speak like this..

weldone, na only yankee kids fit speak like that. must you talk bad about naija kids. na so one presido said Ñigerians are crooks, and the rest is history...hmm.smh

tasceige:
Good write up..
There is this gurl having this issue sometimes ago in my place of work..

Told her to stop eating late also to brush her teeth morning & night.. Told her scrubbing and brushing her tongue is a must.

3rd day I felt so convinient hearing from her.

Plus it saved her dieing relationship.

thànk God she listens to advise. I know someone that evn at 30+ still sucks her tongue on any chance, if u tell her na war! smh

SweetBoyFriend:

I find it offensive when women can't get off their lazy asses and go get a job so they can afford whatever they want

I find it offensive when women depend on men for money, cars, gifts and houses, what do these women bring to the table ?? Their stinky pusssy, that's all they can offer

I find it offensive when women ask for money or gifts, they now take relationships as a full time employment

At the end of the day they will start shouting "All men are the same"

May God strike me dead any day i spend money on any girl or even buy her an ordinary gift (except my families and wife if i ever marry)

I'm constantly flying to different countries running my business, sometimes i go 4 days straight without sleeping, stacking up my money while you're laying on your comfortable bed calling yourself Slay Queen on Instagram and at the end of the day you will ask me for a 100k perfume ?? Don't let me vex for your family

Why is it the guy's responsibility to buy things for you ?? Don't you have a father ?? What have you bought for the guy ?? He would waste his energy and strength having sex with you and at the end of the day you will have the courage to ask for money ??

This is how stupid they are, wanting a 100k perfume when she should be asking the guy to buy a brand new used brain for her

These hoes don't deserve anything

*Spits

o boy, you finish analysis here o!

i just dey imagin how bros body go dey emit some kind odour if the atmospheric temperature increases & no fan or AC on sight

Branzy:
Nigeria which way... to born problem... pass waec problem... enta universty wahala... graduate trouble... get work Na another problem... God Abeg save this kantry e Don tire me

hmm. o boy eh!

ITbomb:
So the lecturer received salary as an accounting lecturer to raise hawkers.

hmmm, ur head is there. nice summary

jamislaw:
I can't text messages with own I think the phone need deliverance.

hope u are on android 5.1.1?? u go enjoy am die. my cousin uses it and nvr complains about it one bit

mohemos:
Samsung Galaxy Note 1

I am not a fan of any brand at all, I started my smartphone life with Nokia Navigator then I switched to LG then Samsung then HP ( Data messenger ) then HTC pro 2, this HTC changed my experience about mobile OS. The phone came with Winmo 6, I played around it and got Android running on it, back in 2009, then I moved to HTC Imago, I was unable to port Android on it so I moved to Xperia X10i ( I loved this phone no be small ) then I moved to HTC HD2 (Long live HD2) this phone gave me the experience I loved the most about smartphone. I used this phone for a long time. The phone came with Winmo 6.5 I removed the Winmo, I ported Android Gingerbread, then I ported Jellybean on it ( Android nougat on HD2 *XDA rumour ), before the phone spoil due to serious fall and poor phone r
epairer.
No so I come say make I check out Samsung, then I went for the popular Galaxy Note 1, this phone camera good ehn! the pen nar wonder but the phone no last reach 6 month before e give up.
I just restart phone nar so e enter boot loop, I come say make I change the rom nar so the thing brick ( Am very patience, careful reader and I follow instructions strictly) am very good at tweaking OS from Winmo to Android to iOS. I checked internet and got to know that many people had the same problem. Samsung just produce phone for people to use for a while and the get another.
I switched back to HTC and since then I've being enjoying my life.
My HTC ONE M8 is the best phone ever (My rating though) I've changed the ROM more than 10 times, in fact am currently running HTC 10 ROM on my HTC ONE M8.
My verdict: HTC IS QUIETLY BRILLIANT!!!

u dey naija so??

KissChris:
See teeth

that is eh!

KissChris:
See teeth

that is eh!

this babe don chop so many christmas too o

hmmm! this one na news? Go to Paris, you go fear beggars nah even down to begging a stick of cigerrette ie if you a smoker. See where they are scavaging for foods from trash cans. And I suppose they are mostly from Eastern Europe; Romania and co. chai! abi na number of black Africans hawking stuffs there.

PrettyGaby:
I remember an interview he granted a couple of years ago where he said he started reproducing quite early. His first kid came when he was still an adolescent

hmmm! Na wa o. its good tho

and the guy has no visible tatoo, piercing or braids hmm! this is son looks no more than 30 and his grand son looks 15. in otherwords, charley's fireman-son had his son @ 15 i stand to be corrected abeg o.

solid3:
Thats how we roll.

...roll from where to where

abeg my pple, is there something like a visa to London abi Visa to UK.

Secondly, I don' t think he was denied a visa as he A whole Wizzy is bound to have by now up to 5-10 yrs entry to Uk after all this yrs him dey apply and dey enter UK, unless Entertainers' Visa get as im dey b.

Wizzy, u better go tell ur London fans what actually went down.

Rexphobia:
Somethings are better left unsaid... Why should we know about your private business

I bet she ain't Nigerian!

carbon emissions will drastically reduce in no time. One will have to breathe in fresh air now. phew!

In my area in wuse zone 4 Abuja, now now is 11.27am, saturday-and its as if there is curfew. Every where dry! I can even count cars that have passed in the pass One hours.

http://whatsyourimpact.org/greenhouse-gases/carbon-dioxide-emissions

...why e be say na people with little source of income dey always born full house I pray t doesn't get to a football team. This is not street sweepers' plight but a particular individual's plight abeg!

how are you sure she ain't being so loyal that made you fall over heels with her cos you told her you are an Abuja based...

go to Paris, you go fear hawking. Even asking a white foreigner to help take you a pix will think you want to sell your phone or camera. smh

scholes0:
lol, na Abakaliki you dey call metropolis?
Something that isn't as big as Ondo town on google map, and 3/4 of it looks like a typical scattered eastern village don become 'Metropolis" lol....

you mean o! na ebsu u attend

kenedy175:
The man looked okay but the lady doesn't.
The slit would have been more revealing. Why place the gun on her leg instead of her thigh?
See her belly! this isn't sexy at all!

make una call her potential razz/ wayward wife tomorrow bah

greatbrian:
Dear lord, please I know am not better but give me the grace for focus even as an officer. And when its time for me to retire, gimme grace to pull out in glory with pride

Your second sentence seem to have another connotation

ishowdotgmail:
Konji na bastard oooo


But wait, is the woman complaining? If no, then what's the fuss all about

I tire o!

heryurh:
I just pray you'd see what to snap after leaving Unilorin

I rep OAU tho



The "supposed" African Most Beautiful Campus

hmm
see sarcasm! smh

Guyman02:
modified!

OWU na bastard and thats why you fled because of ordinary list of items which can be negotiated with in-laws as it is not cast in stone.

Go back there confidently with an elder from your family and negotiate according to what you can afford, thats how its done, dont chicken out easily.

hmmm, negotiate...confidently. Is she some sought of consignment or something??
Na so single and unmarried babes and women go full that village o!

nepapole:
Where Yahweh shop for computer village make I go repair my own too.

LWKMD no be small where Yahweh shop...??

cococandy:
Make 15-20 grand a day and give it to madam. No be mumu you be? On top your own body and you're not forced to do it. What a set of mor0nic girls. Smh

na local village girls nah!

this kind tin dey make me loose erection for where woman dey o!

but didn't you study her before taking her to the Alter?? For me, a str8 week is enough for me to study a woman, no matter how she tries to pretend but in terms of home and monetary mangt. Some woman actually do not deserve to b given full disclosure of ur financial status. If she wasnt married, wont she pay her billz and co comfortably?? Little wonder some will not allow their wives to be working. just face the home atr8 on.

May God see you thru Bro.

EWAagoyin:
This man konji don enter gear 2

cruise control sef!