Trophy12:
Arsenal won make I loose 450k, if arsenal loose this match na God go punish them

Chill arsenal go win

FT score---- 2-2

Hmmm

naptu2:
Lagos DSVA @Lagosdsva

Nice one, I commend the judge for this wonderful judgement

Brighton1:
Aunty,,, Nose mask 😷 no dey work jare.
During Covid-19 period, person mess inside danfo bus nd i smell the mess loud and clear even as I wear nose mask
E get another scenario wey happen again for God is Good park during dat Covid-19 period, one lady open her food na once I knw say na ewa-agoyin she dey eat evn as I wear nose mask
Shey dis nose mask dey work like dis?

ur nose dey find trouble

GistMedia0:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/man-arrested-for-raping-9-year-old-daughter-in-adamawa-blames-alcohol-and-drugs-2.html

He should be behind bars by now

12345baba:
Small boys trophy

Man UTD fan spotted

1Sharon:


You're supposed to brush day and night and floss.

And with that u think persn wey go get tooth issue no go get? Actually it helps but pikin wey go die go die

1Sharon:


Toothache is usually self-inflicted.

How?

Muyiddeen:

What's S. I. M. P

Simp is you

Muyiddeen:
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot.... she don't want to continue the relationship with him anymore...

so, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone....

recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she's busy, she's always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she's busy because she doesn't want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work....

so she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone
my question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy

U r a bl00dy morafuc.king simp

Man102:


https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-bandits-demand-n40-trillion-150-bikes-to-release-16-kaduna-residents/

One day God will catch all of una with una business partners

WriterNig:

THe way I dealt with my tooth wen I extracted the tooth. The tooth pain was so severe that I opted for tooth extraction. After extracting the tooth I took it home and used hammer to shatter the I'd!ot that suffered me

Don't worry one day that picture go leak. I knw say it won't pass nude

fadilaMaikiriki:
Mine is greenish yellow. It doesn't look like the normal urine.

Yeah. I just don't why it is so

fadilaMaikiriki:
I don't know if I'm the only one that doesn't fancy noodles. Is there anyone like that too?

Yesterday, I had packs of noodles lying lazily about. I just came back from somewhere and was so so hungry. Instead of making some noodles and eat first before preparing a main meal, I had to forgo the noodles and rather make the meal which is moimoi.

When I hear the craze about noodles, I do under what's in it that some people are crazy about. Not that I don't eat it oo, but I hardly do. I can't remember the last time I used my money to buy noodles, it's been long I did it. I rather use that money for noodles to get a juicy tiger nuts and watermelon and feel alright. There can't be cooked food at home and then I'll be looking for noodles to cook, for what? The type of noodles I prefer in case I want to eat it, are those ones filled with vegetable like carrots, green, yellow, and red peppers etc.


And there's something that normally happens to me whenever I take noodles. After taking noodles, if I go to pee, my urine is usually greenish in colour. I don't know if there's any one with this experience. It happens to me anytime I take noodles.

My pee is always yellowish, its a general issue but I don't knw if it's bad

Whenever i come across pre teenagers this days weather boy or girl, i keep on thinking what might be goin on in their mind, are they exposed sexually? If yes, who is acting as a watchdog so they dont make a terrible mistake that would ruin their lives.
There is this young girl living in the same street with me, shes about 15 and very beautiful, she has good manners too as she never fails to greet me whenever i pass by.
I found her one day trying to sell her phone and ask her why, it turned out that she was looking for money to register for some exam and her elder brother she was staying with couldnt provide enough.
Feeling charitably, i gave her the money.
Now i cant have peace again, she comes to my place uninvited and spends time, often she will doze off lying inappropriately.
Why it is of much concern to me now is that just recently she asked to take a shower before she leaves, after spending much time at my place.
There is something diffrent in the way she now looks at me, as shes up to something.
A friend i talked to said she might want to sleep with me to show appreciation and possibly gain more monetary favours.

U are already thinking dirty about harmless gestures she was displaying

Tellmeastory:


Terrible. She lost many people in her family.

She can be excused for not standing.

Mourning or not, na by force to stand and greet persn?

Davidic1999:
Na economy cause am o

Ebin pawa o

Una don chop nonsense

Chimarto:
Awka Ibom and Cross River people like marrying Igbos

Did u read the news?

I won't renew my gotv again. This is one of the programs dat makes me subscribe

No emergency response in this country. There should be gun readily available to gun down any animal going wild

essentialone:
What are you addicted to?

Nail biting

For what gain exactly??

jeromestarks:
Last night, I went to see AFCON final in my girlfriend's house. After the second half, I got hungry and decided to prepare something to eat.
I went into her kitchen and Lo and Behold! I saw huge meat and crates of eggs. Omo! For this economy?

I quickly rushed to cook some eggs and meat in a very delicious stew , then we accompanied it a very smooth Tuwo.


This girl has never seen me cook before. She was surprised!

Though Nigeria lost the match , we had fun all through the night because the food was so so delicious (at least to her anyway).
By my calculations, this food cost about 5k.
How much will it cost you to prepare this?


Forget the table, na backyard we sidown with her potable TV dey watch match.

What do you think about the meal?

5k wetin? Na ur type dey inflate contract bill

yarimo:
Peter obi has carried his badluck to them he must be arrested if Angola win the match

Mpa gi there

ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/list-of-nigerians-who-own-private-jets/?amp

@OP, u omitted my name

U no love am, once u cum, I believe ur eye go open

Kokorokomaster1:
Recently I meet a girl, she is 17 years of age why I'm 34 years of age, but the problem hear is that I love her, she accepted to be my girlfriend, I told her that I love her, but she's finding it difficult to tell me that she love me too, saying that what I mine going to do with it, she doesn't like to kiss or huge, saying that she has not done it before, I told her that I'm going to buy a phone for her, because she always show me that she has feeling for me, the way we're doing things is okay, I think that we love each other, should I wait for her to come of age or should I live her and look for another, or should I continue with the relationship and still be dating another girl in case of disappointment or is the age Gap too much

What is the official age of an adult in Nigeria?

Testiebobo:
Ladies, can you marry a man that cannot fend for himself?
As a lady, can you marry a man who cannot fend for himself, he still depends on his parents for food, clothings and shelter and he then proposes to you. Will you accept his proposal and marry him and be ready to suffer with him, or you will reject him and his proposal?

How can such man even summon courage to propose to a lady?

Alexis11:
And he hasn't congratulated Reno Omokri on his landmark 50th birthday....

Peter Obi is too petty.

Wish him na. PO has the right to wish whoever he wishes to celebrate.