natedensel:
I used a condom, you no read my post?

U used a CD and also pointed out u removed d CD and the girl used ur preeq to rub his VJ. Do u think u hv to live there for hours bfore u contract HIV? Just a contact of less Dan 2 mins can transmit it

dre11:
The amount was approved by the Federal Executive Council on Monday and contained in the supplementary budget sent to the National Assembly for approval.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/639215-tinubu-budgets-n7-billion-for-renovating-president-vice-official-residences-in-lagos.html

Nigeria is finished

lordm:
This is wrong, hand thieves to police. I remember the first time I heard someone was being burnt in my area in Lagos. I cried inside of me

Make dis pple no attack u sha cos dey don't blink an eye to take ur life

shagasha:
Say no to Jungle justice

Jungle justice prevail cos the masses have lost hope in the judiciary. Imagine those guys hv been to correctional center and yet refused to change. If you arrest them today before evening tomorrow they are out again to maim, kill and Rob people. Those guys are monsters

KnowledgePower7:
There is something so sweet about young girls.
I mean girls from 15, 16 years

So I meet this babe on the street doing POS
Like play like play I woo her and she like me
I collect number, we begin chat..
Only for me to find out she is a minor
She said she will turn 17 next year.
I just dey vex because she was really my spec😍

I told her point and clear, babe na fvck I want..
To my uptmost surprise, she agreed
Even the way she acted so matured about it.
I swear I love Gen Z girls!!!!!!!!

The day I finally fvcked her, best night ever😍
It's a whole different vibe trust me!!!
The fact that I senior her with 17 years just made me feel so young again.

These Gen Z young girls are too sweet
I can't explain the feeling..

P.S
For the fools that are crying like fowls

Make sure you go to Kaduna, Borno, Adamawa and arrest all the men there.
After you arrest them, then come to P.H
let's talk

Ezi. Marry and born and watch someone lay ur own 15 or 16 yr old daughter

Exceed15:


So u r one of the people who are so daft to analyse what u read and question things. Robbers are impatient, under hormones to rob u quick so they are not caught & lynched. No one prays for attack but when it comes just surrender n don't put up a defence. U could get killed because of ordinary 40k android phone and N22, 000.

U are talking like one of dem

Isokotolopia:
This man Igbokwe can’t be a real Igbo man, something went wrong somewhere

He has eaten too much Amala and ewedu, and now hates like dem

Kayzz34:


https://punchng.com/pastor-three-others-caught-with-human-skull-in-ogun/?amp

I was not disappointed. Skull miners gang

Nepotism at its peak

NCBLOG:


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/fleeing-driver-rams-into-stationary-truck-dies/%3famp

Karma served him as e dey hot. So u can't wait to even check if the persn u hit is alive to take him to hospital

Timoleon:
Ogwu ego

Get sense. Na why poverty dey worry u. Once someone is doing well u tag it ogwu ego

Exceed15:
She shouldn't have struggled with them. Life first.

Did u read the news at all? Where did they say she struggled with them?

NCBLOG:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/10/one-chance-robbers-reportedly-attack-woman-with-spanner-in-abuja.html

if they catch Dem now and give Dem jungle justice some people will be here shouting jungle justice is barbaric. When they mete out violence on their innocent victims dey won't knw it's barbaric.
Some day dey go catch Dem and burn dem

Saviourplease:
Good evening house.

I am in a dilemma and I need advice on what to do.

A bit of background about myself: I am a 29 years only child from a very poor background. I work for an IT firm which i joined in 2019 as a graduate trainee.

My total income is around 490k (400k from main job, 90k from a writing side gig).

My challenge:
Recently, My host have told me to look for my accommodation and I have been searching for houses. Unfortunately, the places closer to my places of work is expensive.

I work in VI and the cheapest mini flat I have seen in close vicinity is 1.2M at Ajah.

I also have have a building project I am undertaking in the village that is at roofing stage and my parents have been pressuring me to settle down as the only child.

My dilemma is this, If i go for the house at Ajah, it will eat a bulk of my savings, thereby making it impossible for me to complete the building project or even start the process of settling down.

If I go for a cheaper but farer location, I will be spending more time in traffic.

Please, how do I manage this?

Get the mini flat and pair with someone so u both can share d rent

Chai....good old times. I play all of these music's and my frnds always call me Mr old school

Testiebobo:
Every man has his own taste on the type of lady he is attracted to. However, I admire and cherish fair ladies compared to dark skinned ladies. These are my reasons;
Fair ladies have a clearer and fresher skin tone compared to dark ladies
According to my own experience with ladies, dark ladies are the most evil ones. They are mostly filled with the most notourous ones.
Out of %100 of fair ladies that i knew in my entire life, %70 of them are very beautiful
The fact is that fair ladies look more beautiful and cute when they are annoyed and fustrated, but to the dark ones they look more uglier and most times look like chimpazees
And another fact is that i am dark in complexion but i dont fancy dark ladies. I also want to have fair skinned kids. Fair ladies are the sweetest and sexiest. DONT BE OFFENDED, IT IS MA CHOICE...

How can I unread this nonsense u typed up there

Hathor5:


I don`t know the nature of her work but at work I don`t get to gist with my colleagues/friends a lot because at work we work. If we want to spend some good time togther, talk and laugh, we meet after work or on a free day.

If you don`t trust her, then you guys have much bigger issues than what has happened today.

Trust u say?? Na so I trust my own and got the shockest news of my life

concho:
My partner has a day off today, so she dressed up this morning and said she was going to see a female colleague at work

I was not comfortable with it and asked her not to go since they see everyday at work

She didn't say a word to me but kept on dressing up.

She just left to the said friend’s house.

Is it really right? What would you do in my shoe??

If she is off from work, why is she going to office to see her female colleague? Why can't she call her if she has something important to tell her or wait after work dey see elsewhere. She is going to see anoda persn but used her female colleague as an escape route for her cover up

Hathor5:
Why would you feel umcomfortable with her seeing a friend?

GEnder supporting gender

fergie001:


SOURCE

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7527796/how-colleague-killed-bolanle-raheem#120094826

https://www.nairaland.com/7498793/bolanle-raheem-seven-things-know#119473432

https://www.nairaland.com/7527292/bolanle-raheem-asp-vandi-pleads#120085690

https://www.nairaland.com/7502785/bolanle-raheem-officer-drambi-vandi#119548500

Justice served. Other gun wielding people should learn from this.

DiskJokeyManic:
Hello Nairalanders, without boring u all I will go straight to the point.....

So there is dis girl I approached some weeks back and got her number,,,,,,, she asked what I wanted from her and I told her plainly it's a relationship,,,,, everything was moving fine as she tells me stuffs about her everyday life,

And then all of a sudden, she stopped picking my calls nor replying my messages. I had to chat her with an unknown number on Whatsapp to be sure she was ignoring me and she replied the unknown number without knowing am the one,,,

What could be the problem? And What should I do in this situation? I need urgent answers from you all please🙏

She has noticed that u don't have money

fadilaMaikiriki:
I didn't say I drank it though. I visited him and he offered me this, that doesn't mean that I must drink it. I opted for yoghurt instead and a meal.

Why do u go about visiting guys? The other day was perfume, now again drink

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, how much does this henessy below cost? I visited a friend and he offered me the drink below. I would like to know how much it costs.





Attached is a picture of the drink;

Low budget hennessey

IamKizzbrown10:
I don't really know if is normal am single at the moment, i always feel like having sex everyday, it been 3 months now i stop visting olosho cause it way too expensive for me, currently am honey and i don't know what to am tempting to visit olosho house tonight but i vow not to, i don't even have a girlfriend at the moment base on where i work no girls around to spin so i don't know ifor the feeling is normal

Whenever you feel honey, try and get aloe vera to quench the honey feeling

Genitry:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

Acct num: FaithS.H

318747

8996

FirstBank

U beg in all the post they made on nairaland. Are u not even ashamed? The money u use to buy data to come here to beg and the time u spent here begging can be put to use to earn a living.

Ezedon:
Get a Girlfriend and Thank me later

So the small salary he is receiving wil be slashed 50:50

BaddestQueen:
City lost today.

Arsenal will win the league

Una don start again this season?

ednut1:
most people in lagos cannot understand Port harcourt pidgin, why do you now think everyone in africa would Even ekiti or ondo yoruba those in ogun and lagos can’t understand all the words.

If not for internet and skit making have you heard abobi or woto woto before

They might not understand it because u guys put alot of slangs in it.

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

I was thinking kingo was a lion sef. Ordinary dog u dey call near death experience

Talk is cheap. This if even implemented is vision 2099