davidtemi:
Sad day and u swear in governor less than 12hrs. Too bad

Even in the office, this is to show u that no one is irreplaceable, even at any slightest absence one can be replaced.

When you see some policemen with rifle drinking alcohol what do u expect.

Naijaagenda:
I have fought so many wars in my life and won all with the exception of Onychophagia (Nail Biting)


Now remains one single habit that I have been fighting from my early childhood (ONYCHOPHAGIA)
The sweetest in the life of nail bitters is the nails and it's cuticles.

I'm now 44 years old, married with kids, have my own house, self employed and doing well in business ,good, stable and predictable cash flow.. I had fought so many difficult wars and habits in my 44 years on Earth, one of the most difficult is nail biting.

To the glory of Almighty God,I won this war in 2023.
When I reflect on what Jehovah has done for me, I can only thank God and AI bards that gave me the tips on quitting Onychophagia.

Since June 2023, I never bit my nails.
You too can win one of the most embarrassing, non-harmful but oneb the most difficult habits and wars to win.

I don have the picture before I won the war against onychophagia, but the picture as at today is posted.
This is the best Xmas gift I had ever received from myself for myself in life.

Thank you Jesus Christ. I won onychophagia after 44years on earth 🌎🌎🌎🌎.
You too can win.

U didn't tell us how you did it. Many of us including me is fighting hard to stop. Tell us pls

Isn't that two enough? Pls don't bring plenty children to come and suffer

Lagos to calabar or any destination to calabar is not included. This is unfair

IAmHim1:


ADDICTION: masturbation, gambling, smoking, drinking, gluttony, klepto...etcetera etcetera



To end your addiction ie your masturbation, is easy IF only YOU'RE TRUTHFUL TO YOURSELF and you follow these steps I outline to you:

1) Take out two sheets of paper

2) write out ALL the things you love doing on one sheet of paper ie

i) listening to juice wurld/listening to music,
ii) reading love novels,
iii) eating your favorite food (rice n plantains)
iv) complaining. Etc

You know yourself AND THE THINGS YOU LOVE...those little things you do cus no one sees...write all of them down

2b) Then take the second sheet of paper and write down ALL the things you hate doing ie
i) eating beans
ii) listening to trap songs
iii) reading a particular 'genre' of book
iv) doing exercises...you name it.
IF EARLY MORNING EXERCISES IS WHAT YOU HATE DOING, THEN YOU DO IT. it falls under the things you HATE doing. if bathing with cold water in the morning or using premier cool soap is what you hate doing, then you do it for this 30 day period since it falls under the things you HATE doing


Now here's your salvation on a golden platter:

After outlining the things you love doing and the things you hate doing, STOP DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE DOING AND START DOING ALL THE THINGS YOU HATE DOING FOR 30 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!


After doing the things you hate doing for 30 DAYS STRAIGHT, you stop doing the things you hate doing and you start doing the things you love doing...by then, your masturbation, porn watching, gambling, drinking would be a thing of the past

Trust me, I dont know of all the advice youve received concerning your addiction problems but if it's not what I just just outlined here, you just might be wasting your precious time

If you're truthful to yourself about the love doing and the things you hate doing, you'll be free I promise you this. Lolzzz...and yes...all the steps I outlined, I've followed them also now I'm free. Done n dusted...now it's all behind me

It works for ANY KIND OF ADDICTION WHATSOEVER: Gambling, drinking, masturbation etc



I know it will be hard...it was hard for me...the first two weeks are but after that...the third and fourth week... you'll start to experience your freedom n clarity. You'll even feel like crying when you're finally free


AND PLEASE AND PLEASE, stay away from groups or therapy session filled with people trying to end their masturbation. It'll only make it harder for you to end yours as their energy rubs on yours. Trust me on this

stay away from books like atomic habit, the 5am club and all those bull$hiit.

you want to know why?

the main message the authors of those books are trying to pass is scattered across different pages. The main idea of the book youre reading to end your addiction could be in chapter 5 of a 700 paged book. and what do you think?
your konji is going to wait for you to reach that chapter?! your addiction will be on pause!
NO!
youll only end up masturbating your way to that chapter and by the time you reach the main idea of the book, youll feel its too late for you.

YOU CAN NEVER READ ATOMIC HABIT, THE 5AM CLUB IN ONE SITTING AND ABSORB ALL ITS MESSAGES. and you think your addiction is gonna be waiting for you to finish the books?
yeah, what a patient and understanding adduction...awwwnn

Now is your time to take the bull by the horn and reclaim your life from a self-depressing habit. Today is Dec 13, 2023. before Feburary 1st 2024, you'll finally free yourself from those shackles and have your life back

see you on the side of freedom.

Goodluck!

How can I stop biting my finger nails

spiSeyi:
Don't quit for now because job no dey and numerous folks are looking for a job to hold body thanks God for this small pay of yours.
My candid advice is to start looking for a side gig or side business and give yourself a target. Then you start living on whatever you get from your side gig as soon as you start generating income and you will start saving your salaries (or freeze your salary account for six months). You can quit as soon as you get at least 6 months of your monthly salary saved and your 1-year house rent paid.
This is how to secure a living before quitting a job

I doubt if u read what he typed. He does not have time, how can he manage the side hustle with this one he doesn't HV time

UptownVibes:
I know that Ground Power Unit is different.. The passenger could only explain what he observed,cux I was not there and you weren't there either. And I say again, If the aircraft was actually faulty, you don't expect the company to come out to say it was faulty.. I no put water for mouth talk am..

Airpeace makes a post where their aircraft is faulty and when it's resolved. Haven't u seen severally when they said their aircraft has engine damage due to bird strike? Airpeace is being fair and open to their passengers bro

Beverleyjean:
and even worse and people that noticed your earlier changes will start asking you questions

Exactly

Person don write the story of my life

Sunnyrado:
Quick one, I met a lady on a particular group and she happened to be single as I am too, to cut the story we started dating, but it happened that she's on wheelchair from Kogi state, but we have getting along all the while even planning on getting married, although she works in one of the institution office there in Kogi and have showed her pictures to my siblings my sisters to be precise and they like her. And likewise her too, have spoken with her family too, her Mom and Dad..but the issue now is she wants me to come over and see her, but my fear is have not travelied that far distance before and the way the road is this days is what drawing me back. And she can't come due to her condition . have promise to go see her by January next year...so I don't really know what to do at this point..I just need your advice here.
Thank you

If you love her as u hv said, make time and go and see her

KillingJoke:
Post pics I wantu check something



I like skinny fat guys

Skinny fat guys? Are u okay with ur english

imagrg:
Dexacotin 1mg one morning and one evening would do the trick within two months.
You will thank me later.

Please don't take this. Once u stop it u will go back to ur previous size

As they escaped through the bush why didn't they pursue them?

kozmokaz:


Pwan left the group

Without vawulence, man is nothing 😂😂

PornLegend:
Read the topic.
As for me, my own na this type of gown/dress
Oh lord, if my woman wears this thing come enter room with me, I fit promise am anything I swear
My brain wee kiss switch off

What about you?

A simp and more

But how were they travelling from benue via imo state to Lagos? The route no clear me oo.

Another Romeo gone.
Funny enough the gf won't even mourn him up to 1 month bfore moving on. RIP man but in ur next world never you struggle with an armed men

grassrootsig:
Ifeanyi Ubah: Am In APC to Rescue Anambra From 20 Years Political Stagnation.

By OGEMDI OZOEMENAM

The Senator representing Anambra South Senatorial District, Senator Dr Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah has said he joined the All Progressives Congress (APC) to bring meaningful development to Anambra State that has eluded the state for the past 20 years.

He regretted that the state has been politically stagnant for 20 years under the grip of the ruling All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), but now he is in APC to help connect Anambra to the centre to actualise meaningful but sustainable development to the state as the gateway to the Southeast.

Senator Ubah stated this in Awka during an event organised by APC, Anambra State Chapter to welcome him, Senator Uche Lilian Ekwunife, their supporters and other new members into the party.

He lambasted Governor Charles Chukwuma Soludo for failure to conduct Local Government election after two years in power, against what he promised Ndi Anambra during the 2021 Governorship election.


According to him, it is incapacity for a leader not to provide opportunities for his teeming youths, stressing that 1youth,2skills of Soludo administration is a mere jamboree.

Also speaking, Senator Uche Ekwunife thanked the APC party faithful for accepting them into the fold and promised that she would do her best to ensure that the party gains traction in the state.

She however called on party faithful to support the drive to move the party forward in the state with the aim to galvanise the party towards truly connecting to the centre.

While welcoming the new members into APC, the State Chairman of the party, Chief Basil Ejidike expressed happiness to receive such personalities with great political pedigree into their fold and called on them to be diligent in propagating the internal harmony of the party in Anambra state.

He called for unity, commitment and discipline in the party and frowned at indiscipline, anti-party sentiments and disloyalty to party leaders in order to properly reposition APC in the state.

Chief Ejidike reiterated that the reward system in the party will be enhanced to sustain trust and therefore pleaded for federal government appointments, which he said before now, have been given to non-APC members in the state.

Anybody that joins APC, automatically his brain stops working and the person starts spewing nonsense. U joined APC to rescue Anambra as if Anambra needs ur rescue. When u were in YPP what were u doing? C'mon, u don't need to talk nonsense simply because u join anoda party. U are bigger than this trash u r spewing

instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

SIMPle man I hail thee

Morientez:
Hmmm a plate of ice cream 4100"? Money way i go take cook beta pot soup.. Nia you take lick sugar wey dem put for ice block..

Say poverty die by force

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Na man u be not all dis SIMPle men everywhere

Blackhacker:
Saw this and I wanted to know what opinion will you defend like this?

Only me can defend dat man UTD is the most useless club in EPL right now

WealthyNigerian:
He found this and was advised to post it on Facebook so that those that knows much about treasure stones and minerals would help him identify it. But unfortunately, non of the comments has ascertained what exact treasure or stone this is.

I know that there are many greatly knowledgeable People on Nairaland that would be able to tell us what this is and it's value. I'm sending this Thread's Link to him immediately now so that he would follow the discussion to know it's value for certain. And so that he would take the necessary security steps in guarding that his Landed Property for the massive natural Wealth which this may indicate is abundantly there.

I'm sure that we shall be able to get our assured confirmation here. So, great Nairalanders, what do you think this is and its value?

This is just a type of limestone called calcite. Geologist can help u to elaborate further.

U see why people support jungle justice? If they are caught now u start pitying them but they won't wait for a seconds to kill or maim their innocent victims

immortalcrown:
To you, "Are we seeing today?", means nothing but sexual intercourse?

90% of such questions from opposite sex, sex is always involved

LenaJon:
Good day nairalanders!

I'm Elena. Please, I really need your help with my rent. I don't really know what to say, but the thing is, I really need help with my rent.

We can meet up if you want.

I can offer you any service in exchange for that, if you want.

•I can offer a sweet massage.
•I'm a good cook.
•I can offer a good laundry service.
•If you have someone who wants to learn how to read, I can teach the person how to read.
•Etc

Please, I really need this help. Just tell me the service (s) I can render to you, so that I can get this.

My current location is Anambra state. My email address is on my signature, just in case. You can send a PM too, if interested.

Thank you.

Try and register on any of the available escort sites. You made mention of good qualities but that number 1 eh, na wetin escorts dey do

Use am stake 3 odd to triplicate the amount, then u think of what to do with it

eepeepook:
Name: Mark Surname: John.

Name: Tony Middle name: Excel Surname: Livingston.

Name: Jennifer Surname: Confidence.

Seriously, where are they from? I remember we give names from our dialects. Some people have English names but only as first names or preferred ones. Their ‘native names’ dominate all of their official documents. In the given examples, those English names and surnames are their official ones.

Akwaibom people over to you

I will do this

I know cross river must be there. Ayade's debt is more than 85% of his predecessors own

Pmedia7787:
You don't need any of this
You just need your passport with you

okay. Thank you