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Investment / Re: Please If You Have Any GOOD Means Of Earning Online Please Do Share With Us by Norland4life(f): 10:22am On Jun 23, 2020
Someone has been disturbing me to join BACO 2020,BACO means be a car owner,an initiative of a non governmental organization whereby you pay 40k and bring two people with the same 40k under you and at the end of 12 months,you would have accumulated between 7to 9million,you get a choice car with the millions and the balance paid into your account

I told her that it's too good to be true
Family / Re: Woman Disgraces Her Man Abroad After Discovering He Has A Wife In Nigeria by Norland4life(f): 6:08pm On Jun 19, 2020
She will make him go virus
Family / Re: Why Are Some Nairalanders Bitter And Sad? by Norland4life(f): 8:28pm On May 16, 2020
HUNGER and FRUSTRATION

transferred aggression

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Romance / Re: 8 Terrible Characters That Possibly Causes Delay In Marriage Among Women by Norland4life(f): 2:19pm On May 15, 2020
You forgot to mention limited number of eligible bachelors as one of the causes

Majority of the bachelors are in their mid and late thirties still living with their parents either unemployed or underpaid......
Investment / Re: "Option C" Investors Storm Oko Oloyun’s Office To Demand Their Money by Norland4life(f): 11:55am On Jan 26, 2020
Option C indeed
Greedy and lazy peeps
With 100k retail order in NORLAND, I get my 100k products of my choice,20k retail order bonus from the company,market my products and still collect my capital with gain
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Love Me by Norland4life(f): 1:37am On Jan 23, 2020
I don't know where to begin to give this advice
Your husband knows the right thing to do, it is just for him to man up
Things will fall in line in due time, hopefully

For the young women,abeggi mek una shine una eyes wella

My father continued to warn me against boys until I got married,emphasis on father because he is equally a man

I have been married for over 13 years but still remember his words

He told me to be mindful of boys with sugar coated tongue.
That is the woman that bears the brunt in any relationship when the shit hits the fan
If you carelessly get pregnant he will start with making you to swallow harmful pills for abortion and proceed to a quack for D&C. It is the young woman that might still die or live with a damaged womb unable to conceive again and have children for the rest of her.
It is still the woman that will drop out of school due to unwanted pregnancy, not to mention the shame

We read on this forum how a boy of 19 stabbed his pregnant girlfriend,according to him he didn't want to disappoint his parents. She only survived because a police officer,their neighbor came to pick what he forgot, heard her scream,rushed and caught the boy on his way out after stabbing and leaving the girl to bleed out .

Just this week we read about the one that beat the pregnant girl to death like a dog and threw her body from five storey building into another compound

And so on.........

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Family / Re: Help Me As I Am Losing It Right Now by Norland4life(f): 12:16am On Jan 23, 2020
You still have hope
I don't think you're depressed enough and ready to die

To relax and pose with sniper for pictures......

May you find what you seek
Romance / Re: Isa Sulaiman & Janine Sanchez: 'I No Fit Love Any Nigerian Woman Again' by Norland4life(f): 11:54pm On Jan 22, 2020
Dande55:
Lazy gold diggers like him are already praising him.
But let the reverse be the case, their lizard tails will crawl out from their cocoon to insult the Nigerian lady.



Lizard tail
Crawl out from cocoon

Can't stop laughing
Things I read on Nairaland
Hohohoho
Romance / Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by Norland4life(f): 10:52pm On Jan 22, 2020
EmpressT:
I will comment on this.
Hmmm.... Love mata no be beans o especially when you're emotionally attached to someone you love. To be frank, Susan looks like a girl who's taking advantage of your weakness i.e kindness in everything. And Benita is a wife material if that's who she truly is. And your family prefer you marrying Susan because she's out of school. Is that it?
Wow! My dear guy, you have weighted the qualities you saw in Susan and Benita and you have concluded that Benita makes you happier. Na you go marry person no be your family. Na you see wetin them never see. Marriage is for life! Once you go in, no turning back unless you want to remain single till Jesus comes.
If Benita makes you happy and you desire to be with her, get to know her better. But as for Susan haa i don't know wetin I fit say.
All I got to tell you is.......FOLLOW YOUR HEART AND PRAY TO CHOSE WISELY..... All the best.



Please allow me to help out with Susan
@op be ready to overlook,endure and suffer for the rest of your life over her shortcomings

Susan is team"I will never allow any man turn me into his house girl" but you will wish to turn him into your ATM machine

Some young girls of these days no longer want to humble themselves with little things a woman is predisposed to.......
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Sleeping With His Two Daughters In Lagos by Norland4life(f): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2020
Arrested for sleeping with his two daughters
Daughters!!!
As in plural
Minors
No conscience, no guilt and he will still dress up on a Sunday and enter a Church without fear of being struck down by Holy Ghost Fire



May AMADIOHA,god of thunder and lightening visit him
Romance / Re: Kiss & Tell: Lady Confronts Guy On The Road For Telling His Friends They Had Sex by Norland4life(f): 8:33pm On Jan 22, 2020
I think they deserve each other
The girl is shameless while the boy is pathetic
Family / Re: My Wife And Mother Hate Each Other by Norland4life(f): 4:13pm On Jan 18, 2020
Women?
Politics / Re: Meet Chioma Uzodinma, Imo First Lady (Photos) by Norland4life(f): 7:59pm On Jan 17, 2020
Who did this to us?
From statue erecting governor to a chronic womanizer as a governor.

He's going to finish our money on little girls young enough to be his daughters.
Foursome Governor

And Fr Mbaka saw him as hope?
I hope so too

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Politics / Re: Meet Chioma Uzodinma, Imo First Lady (Photos) by Norland4life(f): 6:23pm On Jan 17, 2020
Jabioro:
She is 30 years,and she is marrying for 17yrs with five children....help calculate her real age..when she graduated as a spinster..how old is her first offspring,when did she graduated from secondary school..how many years did she spend as undergraduate before her bar called....Uzo married to under age....

Are you sure you read the post?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran 'Standing Down' After Missile Strikes - Trump by Norland4life(f): 6:51pm On Jan 08, 2020
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrcImeDey4

80 American were killed in attacks involving 22 missiles attack


80 American terrorists

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Stampede At Qassem Soleimani's Burial Kills 40 People, Injures 213 Persons by Norland4life(f): 7:46pm On Jan 07, 2020
bluecircle470:


If USA allowed Osama to be buried then you will know he will pull x2 of this crowd. They’re all terrorist


I pity Americans because another terrorist attack awaits them,maybe
Foreign Affairs / Re: Seyed Hassan Nasrallah: US Soldiers In Middle East Will Go Home In Coffins by Norland4life(f): 7:15pm On Jan 07, 2020
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by Norland4life(f): 9:47pm On Jan 01, 2020
Plead:



Going by your logic, the man was doing the above for himself before he got married,wasn’t he? Why then did he stop doing them after he got married

He stopped doing them because he got married,it is a woman's primary duty,at least I got this answer from a married man but being the last among seven men, I know he can cook better than most girls and can equally do chores but..............

Marriages will continue to crash because husbands that allow their women to share "support" in their responsibilities also expect total submission and we all know how that ends

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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by Norland4life(f): 7:17pm On Jan 01, 2020
She hasn't started sleeping around
She's yet to ask you to leave her house
Brace up bros

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Health / Re: Many People Are Using Paracetamol To Cook Meat! by Norland4life(f): 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2019
puretayo:
I've heard abt this b4. Makes me slow down on eating out. A girl recently advise I used klin detergent to cook egg.

People have been using detergent to cook egg for many years,for the egg to be easy to peel,instead of leaving in a cold water for some minutes.

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Family / Re: as by Norland4life(f): 3:15pm On Dec 22, 2019
Saintmary:

Well, you mentioned your ex in your post, so, the lady must have been hearing it often.
You need to sit her down and ask her to be patient with you while you both build the life you desire.
Her suggestion is okay but you might convert that 1k to a small gift so she won't feel like a secondary school girl when you are handing her money for visiting you, give her on arrival, not on departure.
Don't come and end a good relationship just because of 1k.

I think she was being sarcastic and disrespectful when she asked him to save his 1k

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Family / Re: Why This Rise In Marriage Failure? by Norland4life(f): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2019
Because women have failed in their duties while men in their responsibilities.
Family / Re: Office printer for sale by Norland4life(f): 2:02pm On Dec 22, 2019
A vulnerable innocent child up for sale?
When ritualists down there kidnap children, behead them,cut off their private body parts and pound the remaining in a mortar and you want to hand over your own on a platter? And you will go home and sleep in peace at night? Even when some orphanages are no longer safe because of ritualists you want to sell?

Please get both families involved and if they can't help,raise the child according to your standard.

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Family / Re: My Sisters-In-Law Are Causing Problems In My Marriage! What Do I Do? by Norland4life(f): 6:46pm On Dec 19, 2019
Submission and diplomacy
Let us always try to accommodate and let some things slide for our peace of mind

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Is Pregnant For Me. We Both Have AS Genotype by Norland4life(f): 6:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
cejaypriesty:
Well,I dont know what to say ,as i type now,my very good friend is getting married on the 9th of January to her fiancee both of them are As.I tried everything to advice her not to but on seeing that she now regards me as an enemy of progress I had to stop and support her because she is really a good girl .Deep down in my heart it hurts me but what can I do?,she is still my friend after all,she wants to go ahead despite the consequences.

My friend did the same
Let me quote her verbatim" I am a child of God and my case will be different"
She has a baby girl of three,going through the crisis alone because her husband absconded leaving her with their SS child
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Is Pregnant For Me. We Both Have AS Genotype by Norland4life(f): 11:17am On Dec 17, 2019
doctorgold:


They dont come in a particular order. You can find tha first three children come with SS

Exactly
Could be the first or second child. They're now blaming Love for their lust for flesh,over something totally avoidable. let me join the "God will see them through" crew for the sake of the innocent child,and the mother because i know many men that abandoned their wives with SS children.
Family / Re: I Hit My Wife by Norland4life(f): 12:24pm On Dec 16, 2019
You have no reason being in any relationship if you can't tolerate the foolishness of a woman and the stupidity of a man.
We should equally learn to be diplomatic,women like to be overly dramatic,nagging solves nothing.
Business / Re: 5 Profitable Things That Will Always Sell In Nigeria by Norland4life(f): 2:43pm On Dec 15, 2019
Number two is so true,especially with poor diet,lack of exercise and different forms of stress people pass through everyday
Fashion / Re: Toni-Ann Singh Crowned Miss World 2019 (Photos) by Norland4life(f): 8:33am On Dec 15, 2019
ShitStain:



Miss Galaxy fa?
Stewpid pageants undecided



You got me laughing so hard this morning
You and @Boss1310

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Crime / Re: Man Butchers Lover, Sells Parts To Herbalists, Clerics For N1000 Each (picture) by Norland4life(f): 12:15pm On Dec 14, 2019
Ayodemeji Adileye (25) aka AY,also known as the human being butcher.

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Crime / Re: Mother Pours Hot Water On Her Son While Sleeping - Angela Okorie (Graphic Pix) by Norland4life(f): 4:48pm On Oct 25, 2019
Transferred aggression
Anger and frustration everywhere

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Family / Re: My Baby Is Just 4 Months And My Wife Is Pregnant Again, I Want Abortion by Norland4life(f): 10:21am On Oct 12, 2019
I don't understand why many are blaming the man for having sex with his wife. Anyways,Oga your case is not even that bad,your first baby will be 1 year and I month old at least before the birth of the second baby. I hope you're not verbally abusing the poor woman that she doesn't understand herself,you too can take preventive measures if you know you want child spacing. My children are well spaced,each one is 3 to 4 years older than the next one courtesy of my husband,if not for him it would have been every year thing. Some prefer it every year like that to have the number they want and then rest.

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