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Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Nostradamus: 5:35pm On Jul 21, 2020
bola4dprec:

After food na sex. Lehin igunnu igundi lokan
grin grin grin

I love this your comment grin

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Is A Clear Case Study Of The Poverty Rate In Nigeria by Nostradamus: 10:16am On Jul 21, 2020
But to be sincere,we shouldn't castigate those who decide to ask for help.

A lot of folks are not finding it easy.some just lack opportunities to turn their situation around.

At least it's better than becoming a criminal!

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Is A Clear Case Study Of The Poverty Rate In Nigeria by Nostradamus: 9:55am On Jul 21, 2020
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Just stumbled on this thread!!

This is so funny.see wetin corona cause grin cheesy

This life no balance at all.i hope we go dey alright las las grin grin
Crime / Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by Nostradamus: 4:48pm On Jul 19, 2020
Gabaleve:


I have a secret video recorder app on my phone
It records without the flashlight on, also without any form of notification or u can choose to use a decoy icon for notification. During and after recording, ur video is encrypted, it can't be found in your gallery, only u can choose where you want the video hidden. U can also choose the video quality. Good thing is that it keeps recording even when your phone is in idle mode, on lock or when the back light is off.. U can also choose which of the camera u want to use, if u would prefer the front or back camera.
biko what's the name of the recorder app?

Sorry about your ordeal bro.i hope you get justice fast.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Sues Azuka Jebose Molokwu For N2 Billion For Calling Him A Cultist by Nostradamus: 3:52pm On Jul 17, 2020
I support ned nwoko on this.

The f0olish journalist should be used.

People should always be made to face the consequences of their actions.


Btw,i feel the #2b is too small.ned should have opted for stiffer penalties.

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Education / Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by Nostradamus: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2020
OlujobaSamuel:

I think it's possible since they are all of the same family, I think I've read of crossbreeding with wolf sometimes past, but it's not an nice venture to embark on.
Leave wild to live wild
thanks boss

I will like to see how the puppies look like.if they turn out great,i will definitely buy one.
Education / Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by Nostradamus: 9:49pm On Jul 16, 2020
Toluobaeko11:

Lol! Making them have sex? Well, anything is possible sha. But those wild dogs, hmm! They'll have sex with the dog and killed it for food, double gain!
The wild dogs are assassins, they have a killer instinct. They do even eat their prey without killing it, that is they eat it while it's alive. I don't think it's advisable to crossbreed domestic dogs with these ones oo.
I believe it's possible to cross-breed domestic dog with those wild dogs.a determined person can do it.

I hope someone will try it in future,i'd like to see how the puppies look like grin
Education / Re: Remarkable Moments In the animal world [photos] by Nostradamus: 8:54pm On Jul 16, 2020
Zimri:
A KOMODO DRAGON AND AN UNFORTUNATE GOAT.

TheSourcerer, ishilove.
nice work bro.this is educative!!

That Komodo dragon,is it capable of killing an adult human? Also,those wild dogs,can they be mixed with our domestic Alsatian dogs at home(like making a wild dog and a domestic dog have sex)to produce more aggressive and powerful puppies for dog-lovers?
Nairaland / General / Re: Real DSS Slots by Nostradamus: 6:10pm On Jul 16, 2020
kbitss:
Hi Guys,

This post is for matured minded individuals only.
In the spate of unemployment in the country, it is a common thing to purchase spots when opportunities are rolled out.
It is only the fools in this country will deny the fact that this isn't real.
Here comes another opportunity for the DEPARTMENT OF STATE SERVICES. Contact via kaleoreal@gmail.com if interested.

Just 15 slots available. Hurry and don't procastinate. It is real!!!
I pity you!!

Are you the director general of the dss that determines prospective cadets?

After interested persons have contacted you,what next?they should pay some amount as fee to a particular bank account??

You don't even use another agency for your format,you use dss.the same troublesome dss we all know.

I pray those guys won't come after you for this.
Nairaland / General / Re: Real DSS Slots by Nostradamus: 6:05pm On Jul 16, 2020
supportnija:

Op, You want to try SSS , you are on way to prison , DSS will pin you down anytime any day. I pit for you.
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Crime / Re: Beware!!! Criminals New Tricks In Lagos by Nostradamus: 12:32pm On Jul 16, 2020
My hatred for Lagos state just grow a notch higher with this report cool
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Nostradamus: 10:32am On Jul 16, 2020
DharmieDhrey:


You're right but they indulge in withcraft,spells and all sorts. But they don't pay obeisance to any deity whatsoever..kinda surprising
correct cool
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Nostradamus: 8:49pm On Jul 15, 2020
DharmieDhrey:



Well. I'm not surprised because the church of satan's ideology is simply atheism.
laveyan form of satanism!!


Traditional/spiritual satanism is different from atheism.

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Crime / Re: Fahin Saleh Found Murdered In New York Apartment by Nostradamus: 3:17pm On Jul 15, 2020
lekki1444:
Its a tough year but i love it lol
I see nothing good about this weird year!!

I got directly affected by one of the strange happenings in Akure and it caused me serious setback(I haven't gotten myself till now).

I just hope this bad year will run it's course quickly and we exit this year with it's numerous evil.this year can go away with whatever spiritual significance it holds.who would have thought the year 2020 will be so bad like this?
Crime / Re: Fahin Saleh Found Murdered In New York Apartment by Nostradamus: 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2020
lekki1444:
Oh no i love 2020. its the greatest year ever as i see the comfortable rich and powerful start to get uncomfortably scared. i love 2020
you love 2020?

I see this year 2020 as plain evil.
Crime / Re: Restriction On My Bank Account by Nostradamus: 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2020
Sorry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Nostradamus: 3:15pm On Jul 14, 2020
ybalogs:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*

Good morning all
I love this!!

Thank you sir!!


The wise will listen to you and avoid trouble.
Health / Re: 571 New COVID-19 Cases, 344 Discharged And 16 Deaths On July 12 - (2046 Tested) by Nostradamus: 12:13am On Jul 13, 2020
BAZ001:
NCDC still giving outdated results.
But if Truly wearing of mask is preventing Covid 19 then 99% of lagosians should be infected by now. Because we all wear same mask for weeks and months, some keep it in their pockets or bag. Meaning we carry corona put inside pocket.
I just realized we ought to be disposing mask and wearing new ones, but na only 1 mask most people get.
The fact is that most people are more particular about picking up their life and businesses back, looking for how to make money or get job than avoiding corona virus. People no fear corona again.
the truth!!

You said nothing but the absolute truth cool

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko: Regina Daniels Virgin, All My Wives Were Virgins When I Married Them by Nostradamus: 7:30pm On Jul 12, 2020
lekki1444:
this ned na real playa fasho like puff daddy be grin grin grin

but breaking virgins is a power ritual
kindly explain more on the bolded please.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Nostradamus: 11:58pm On Jul 11, 2020
enthronedbyGod1:


Don't understand you.
I'm just condemning cultism and wishing the government get to stop it quick.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Full UEFA Champions League & Europa League Quarter Final Fixtures by Nostradamus: 3:49pm On Jul 10, 2020
Greenarrow01:
Nice

PSG
Leipzig
Atlanta and atletico are very lucky... And I guess PSG will make it to the final for the very first time in a long while.
Atletico too can progress.


It will.most likely be Bayern Munich Vs PSG
where do you put Chelsea?


They seem hot after that corona break

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Nostradamus: 1:40pm On Jul 10, 2020
enthronedbyGod1:
There's a popular LP that's sang in schools in the south east region.
It's a song used to hype a kpoai.

It's an Igbo song.

It goes thus.

Kpokpo dikpo dikpo unene( 4ce)
Gisumu nwaba nwaba unene
Gisumu npiaba npiaba unene
Kpokpo dikpo dikpo unene (2ce).

While the song is being sung, you'll hear aiyes shouting things like . Me kpoai,chakadum you're highly rugged, e.t.c
Each time this song is sang, it's as if another spirit takes over the kpoai and he starts acting strangely.

This is why I laugh at people who say korofo doesn't exist.
Those that really went deep into NBM, will know korofo exists.

No one that got to the rank of a chief priest will say korofo doesn't exist.
the kpoai will start acting strangely when the song is on??


Obviously,korofo has now become a powerful egregore and is taking over the kpoai!!

Cultism sha..just wish our government can figure out a way to stop this thing.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Nostradamus: 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2020
Passionate888:
If Blac.k ax.e was the only frat they'd also fight ju's too.
grin grin grin

I love this response cheesy

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Romance / Re: South Korean Football Club, FC Seoul Use Sex Dolls To Fill Empty Stadium(photo) by Nostradamus: 2:25am On Jul 10, 2020
monichannel:
Try this in Africa and see how evil spirit will possess all of them and start chasing all the footballers grin grin grin grin
grin grin

I grab the joke grin
Pets / Re: Pitbull VS Rotteweiler by Nostradamus: 8:03pm On Jul 09, 2020
Goldicon2:
Rott is better but I will pick a Boerboel over a Pitbull slf
thanks for imput.i appreciate
Pets / Re: Pitbull VS Rotteweiler by Nostradamus: 8:00pm On Jul 09, 2020
Caleb91:
Rottweiler has more security instinct than boerboeals
thanks boss.i appreciate
Pets / Re: Pitbull VS Rotteweiler by Nostradamus: 3:22pm On Jul 09, 2020
Nice input everyone.petlanders are so knowledgeable.

I want to ask a question that will digress small,biko make una pardon Me.


Which is better for security between Rottweiler and boa bull please?
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Buries Her Father, JOHN ANONDE, Amid Tears In Enugu by Nostradamus: 4:18pm On Jul 08, 2020
Omihanifa:



Majority of Nollywood actors and actresses are not as rich as they are making us to believe undecided

Didn't you see TOyin ahimaku's husband house when they were doing their wedding and introduction undecided the sitting room was nothing to write home about undecided the chairs were torn and majority of the things in that house were already dead and yet when the boy post pictures on the gram you go they think say pepper rest well cheesy

Even this destiny etiko own is even so obvious say dem sharply give that house a facelift
you're right to an extent.

But some of them uses their fame to make riches.

Some of the ladies like Genevieve,funke akindele,mercy aigbe(my favorite nollywood star),Rita Dominic are rich.
Career / Re: Which Of The Federal Government Agencies Is More Juicy For Employment? by Nostradamus: 12:01pm On Jul 07, 2020
Horbital1140:
The most juicy agency in Nigeria is NIA,but many people do not know it follow by Dss nd Nnpc
dss??

I know NNPC and NIA. but dss?


How true is this?

What's the take-home pay for dss fresh graduates like?
Crime / Re: We Are Ready For Cultists Planning 7/7 Anniversary – Oyo Commissioner Of Police by Nostradamus: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2020
Police and other law enforcement agencies will make a hell lots of money today!!


The unlucky cultists that get caught will pay massive amount as bail before them get released.

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Health / Re: Bubonic Plague Hits China. Country Bans Eating Animals Carrying Black Death Bug by Nostradamus: 8:59am On Jul 07, 2020
cremedelacreme:
What is exactly wrong with these Chinese
SARS---China
Corona---China
and now this

Don't they have other meat in China except snakes,rodents and frog cry
you forgot hanta virus

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