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Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Throwback Photo Before She Turned An Instagram Slay Queen by noziz(m): 12:19pm On Mar 11, 2018
OboOlora:

Is that ur future ambition?


see ur swollen pussy plus ur yam leg.
I am coming to cum for u cry
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Throwback Photo Before She Turned An Instagram Slay Queen by noziz(m): 12:14pm On Mar 11, 2018
OboOlora:

Is that ur future ambition?

if I use this one do blood money now dem go sey i wicked!!!

Family / Re: Man Abandons His Young Wife And Kids, Moves In With Another Lady. Photos by noziz(m): 11:45am On Mar 11, 2018
juju at work shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Throwback Photo Before She Turned An Instagram Slay Queen by noziz(m): 11:42am On Mar 11, 2018
cry to Bleep those breasts dey hungry me

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Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Throwback Photo Before She Turned An Instagram Slay Queen by noziz(m): 11:39am On Mar 11, 2018
shocked my preek o!!!

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Health / Re: Francis Ebhohimen, Navy Commander Dies In His Sleep While On Official Assignment by noziz(m): 8:14pm On Mar 09, 2018
harrygaints:
join the winning today by subscribing for today's game call or whataspp if interested


u well so?

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Education / Re: Esther Eyiuche Uchendu Wins 2018 Young Scientist Award by noziz(m): 5:53pm On Mar 09, 2018
plessis:
being an igbo man is a priviledge.

no wonder u can't spell privilege...
Romance / Re: Help! My Relationship Of 7 Years Is About To Sink by noziz(m): 12:03pm On Mar 09, 2018
shocked 7yrs relationship.

assuming you guys sex 2* a day, in a week u sex 2*7=14times

now in a month u sex 4*14=56times

in year a year u sex 56*12=672times.

it means in 7yrs u guys sex 672*7=4704

Chai!!! the young man try sef. the pussy don finally tire ham. e clear sey e no dey get pleasure with u again. to him ur pussy has expired!!!
Culture / Re: Windstorm Kills 3 Villagers In Uhunowerre, Enugu; Community To Consult The Gods by noziz(m): 6:17pm On Mar 07, 2018
wetin be the title of this nollywood sef e go sweet gan.
Health / Re: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by noziz(m): 1:11am On Mar 07, 2018
jacyhelen:


hahhahahaha..yeye dey smell...Hhahahahah...Cum dey go


dear i need cum first before i go. if i Cum finish,to Go no be wahala grin
Education / Re: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by noziz(m): 1:06am On Mar 07, 2018
Moukandjo:

Mr man, you & your likes should be the ones clapping for yourself thinking you can just know everyone's plans from behind your keyboard & advise them on what you know absolutely nothing about! No be una again?

Celebrities / Re: Wini Lazarus: I Am Too Hot, A Sex Doll Cannot Take My Place by noziz(m): 2:39pm On Mar 03, 2018
grin ngbeke feeling funky sef dey form hot!!!

Celebrities / Re: Wini Lazarus: I Am Too Hot, A Sex Doll Cannot Take My Place by noziz(m): 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2018
this ngbeke feeling funky sef dey form hot!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Wini Lazarus: I Am Too Hot, A Sex Doll Cannot Take My Place by noziz(m): 2:27pm On Mar 03, 2018
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EvilChild:
Every hoe is now an actress overnight.
Even those who just played a 15 seconds role of a passerby.
Forking ugly looking she goat






you are an EvilChild indeed!!!
Health / Re: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by noziz(m): 2:13pm On Mar 03, 2018
grin Op, what of solution for late ejaculation? this is because some girls are selfish after they v cum, they will want to go, they won't want u to also cum. and u no Dat the fun is always there when u both cum, not one cuming and d other going.....

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Health / Re: Baby With 4 Hands And 3 Legs Born In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by noziz(m): 1:39pm On Mar 03, 2018
North and strange news are siblings. who no fear North enh na him be sey e no still fear hell fire...
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Father, Stabs His Mother In Anambra State (Graphic Photos) by noziz(m): 1:31pm On Mar 03, 2018
undecided Igbos, useless creatures.... *spit on dem*

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Education / Re: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by noziz(m): 1:27pm On Mar 03, 2018
Moukandjo:

NYSC is not shacking him! He wants to be done with the scheme quickly so he can move on with his life!


for ur mind u don make point for d guy.


and who says he can't move on with his life even as he awaits the rubbish scheme. very wrong mentality!!!
Education / Re: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by noziz(m): 1:25pm On Mar 03, 2018
Moukandjo:

NYSC is not shacking him! He wants to be done with the scheme quickly so he can move on with his life!

Clap for urself. for ur mind u don make point for d guy...

and who says he can't move on with his life even without d rubbish scheme?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Debbie And Nairaland On The 14th Of February by noziz(m): 7:23am On Mar 03, 2018
wunmi590:


Will notify you if anything comes up
thank you sir. I am seriously in need of one...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Debbie And Nairaland On The 14th Of February by noziz(m): 11:04pm On Mar 02, 2018
wunmi590:
i resigned from my previous job, without any back up, though i was lucky to be interviewed by one of the giant telecommunication in Nigeria, but after being successful we were told to start training, we were actually paid for the two weeks training, but was told to wait till January to start, but unfortunately, we were not called.

so as a sharp nairalander, i expand my search for another job, luckily i saw debbie's post for the job of an office assistant, but as a graduate, i applied as to be doing something pending the time the telecommunication coy would call me.

i was called for the interview for the office assistant job, and in two days, i was called to come and pick up my employment letter, but not office assistant but i was given the post of "Admin officer".


though i have been also been able to bring nairalanders into the organization too, i was also the one acting as the HR officer, so i was told to place an advert for some post and also shortlist applicants, and to God be the glory, nairalanders too have benefited from me as i also did via nairaland and debbie.

i know people who have gotten the job and their offer letters, would come and testify later, when they see this post.

cc: lalasticlala

congratulations. I believe God can use u to help me with a job.
Education / Re: NASU Strike Is Wasting Our Lives; NYSC Has Been Put On Hold Due To It by noziz(m): 10:32pm On Mar 02, 2018
Branzy:
I'm a graduate of University of Benin.. It's been seven months after graduation I have not been able to do my final clearance in school due to the strike embarked by the non teaching staff under the umbrella of SSANU, NASU & NAAT


Most graduate from public universities in Nigeria can't clear due to the strike embarked by the non teaching staff (SSANU, NASU & NAAT), . Scholarship are been denied, NYSC delayed, post graduate programmes affected, admission lost.. NYSC have released their time table. If nothing is done now most graduate of public universities in Nigeria can't be mobilized for Batch A.. We can't wait another 9 months for service.. There is a movement already on twitter to draw well meaning Nigerians and the public attention to the plight of Nigerian students and graduates. The hastag is #EndNasuStrike on twitter

nysc dey shack u. something wey go still tire u. nysc na useless scheme!!!
Education / Re: Evans, JAMB Snake & Jacob Zuma Featured In UNILORIN's Criminology Exam Question by noziz(m): 10:16pm On Mar 02, 2018
omoadeleye:
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no dey mumu again!!!

Crime / Re: Man Dies On Top Of A Palm Tree In Imo State (Disturbing Photos) by noziz(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2018
grin only in IMO state, the land of evil. that should be its new appellation....
Romance / Re: Man Prints Picture Of His Girlfriend Cheating On His Shirt & Wore It To Her Work by noziz(m): 9:38pm On Mar 01, 2018
the one wey dey sweet pass na when she put the balls for her mouth. men ur brain go first off!!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Wizkid’s New Pet Goat. by noziz(m): 8:11pm On Mar 01, 2018
don't be surprised if e dey smash d goat just to turn up his money(juju). after all he said "born broke, die wealthy"
Religion / Re: "Dead Pastor, Anderson Chinenye, Back To Life At The Mortuary" - Facebook User by noziz(m): 8:37pm On Feb 22, 2018
I dey look for the monkey wey move 70million recently...
Celebrities / Re: Vivien Okafor Weds Emeka Stanley Ibeh (Wedding Photos) by noziz(m): 8:28pm On Feb 08, 2018
Gulder ultimate search even sure pass that useless BBN embarassed
Business / Re: 3 Ways To Earn One Million Naira Before 2018 Runs Out -NigeriaOnlineBusiness.com by noziz(m): 8:12pm On Feb 08, 2018
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I am interested in onion biz. let's form partnership. send me mail via nairaland let's talk more .
Crime / Re: South African Father Rapes Daughter: 'I Want To Know If It Tastes Like Your Mum' by noziz(m): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2018
Bhelamblog:
This is wickedness at its Peak and completely Unimaginable, Twitter user Nkomo Alison just shared a heartbreaking story how her a father brutally raped his 17yr old daughter, And while doing it he told her he wanted to know if she taste like her mother.. So Sad, Alison added that the man has since been arrested but the family has abandoned the girl.

continue below!


wetin man never see for nairaland sef! sometimes I dey wonder if their news na fake undecided
News From Ebiwali-- https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/02/i-want-to-know-if-it-taste-like-your.html#more

Crime / Re: "See What My Worthless Son Did To Me After Giving Him N136K" - Man Reveals. PICS by noziz(m): 12:10pm On Feb 08, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A man has been left injured allegedly by his son over disagreement following money for school. The distraught man revealed that he gave his son N136,000 for school and his younger sister N95,000 as the boy demanded an extra N25,000 from him - which he promised to give him by month end. According to reports, the son who said he needed the complete money before going back to school - used a sharp object and injured his father in the process..

The father took to his Facebook page to lament after being wounded as he labelled his son 'worthless'.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-injured-worthless-son-given-n136k-school-photos.html



grin
ChangeIsCostant:
A man has been left injured allegedly by his son over disagreement following money for school. The distraught man revealed that he gave his son N136,000 for school and his younger sister N95,000 as the boy demanded an extra N25,000 from him - which he promised to give him by month end. According to reports, the son who said he needed the complete money before going back to school - used a sharp object and injured his father in the process..

The father took to his Facebook page to lament after being wounded as he labelled his son 'worthless'.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-injured-worthless-son-given-n136k-school-photos.html

oga maybe na wetin u still do your papa be dat na
Romance / Re: "Condoms Are For Weak Men" - Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter. Photos by noziz(m): 11:49am On Feb 08, 2018
donstan18:


The only truth that hurts is the truth of seeing Northern ladies hide under dirty and stinking hijab without bra and pant waiting for a northern aboki to slide his uncircumsized curved shrink dick in her. cheesy


guy no mind those hypocrites. they wud sey dey don't fornication but when they v the intention of sleeping with one of their girls, they simply marry her and smash her and later divorce her and remarry. imagine a religion that a accept marrying up to 4 wives and they even marry more than 4bcos of the Bleep and divorce of a thing.

again, they sey dey don't fornicate yet u see their girls at dark places in the night wetin for their boyfriends to come press them and finger them that is y u wud see small girls in the north already growing breasts. Northerners her the most useless people on earth

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