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:oNo day wey person go open internet wey e no go see new cases. Chai! E just be like sey did coro coro no go finish again o.









As e dey go so, this lockdown fit go reach 1month or more!

Make God kukuma come, make everybody dey go house!

Which kind epistle be this na. Even though na sit at home period. I know even get that strength to read dis kind thing, wey I never chop belleful for the sit at home. I can't come and kill myself by myself!




Abeg those wey read ham, help me summarise wetin the mongo park write!

abeg make govt release all if us from cage joor, make we go do our normal activities the lockdown no dey help matter. Make govt release us who go catch the virus go catch ham, if na d virus wan wipe out the whole world, the lockdown na jege. I still believe set na God dey protect person. If ur time never come, e never come!

na wa no be small insult this guy don receive unto one useless hoe!

I could see the starting point and ending point of the pussy of that security lady. A very fuckable one!

Tuetara:
Adams Oshiomhole and Rivers State Governor Wike in Playful mode at the thanksgiving service of Deputy Senate President, Ovie Omo-Agege at Redeemer Catholic Church in Delta State where both leaders attended

Recently, Nyesom Wike and Oshiomole exchanged banters in the media following attack on the residence of Justice Mary Odili by APC protesters.

See how those two men wey wear suit for the second pix dey look oshiomole like sey make dem kill ham. Their bad look no be here o!

OK...

With time those armed robbers will meet their waterloo. They made dey greatest mistake ever! They cud v robbed and go their way, but for sleeping with the woman, they will meet bad luck, is just natural!

Good morning nairalanders, pls how lucrative is private transport business? I have in mind of buying a nice fairly used car for transport business from one state to another nearby state and pls what are the prons and cons of venturing into this business?. Again how much should I have to get a very nice and sound fairly used car? For now, I v a budget of 500k.... Pls ur sincere advice is welcome!



Moderators pls help me put this in front page to get enough responses. Someone might also need this....

E dey sweet e dey pain!

chai! This beauty go come waste to d dust las las....

Jodha:
Cute couple. ...


Oluwa wetin dey occur....pick my own call nah

Pride gree let u see front!

Op u nor well o! Na dis kind epistle u want make I read dis 2020? Ur head dey shake!

She should also file for change of name to something like "Nkechi"

Op this is how I feel

Hmm! Kanayo o. Kanayo, the ogboni man
Patience Ozokwor the wicked witch

We don hear. Next pls...

Iphone 11 kill you there! U wan cruise iPhone 11 for 17k

Cruise ham well!!!!

Nairaobserver:
Nigerian man Claims Naira Marley,Tacha, Buhari, APC member, OBASANJO, Tinubu and others will not make heaven. Naira Marley reacted after seeing

Chai! Nairaley Marley na no1 for d list. Him sin come plenty pass bubu own

Brunosamel:
Hello guys, I have been worried about this issue.
I just graduated recently and am at the peak of my career trying to shape up my life for the better future with my girlfriend, someone that I have been dating for the past 6 months.

We have so much in common and built our relationships with love and trust. The journey wasn't easy but we were able to settle our differences and understand each other.

Recently she met a childhood friend whom she had a crush on when growing up, but the guy never asked her asked to be his girlfriend never said anything to her cuz he saw her as a small girl then.

The guy is into business and has quite established himself. Last 2 months the guy asked her out and she told me about it cuz she needed my permission whether she should go or not and I said okay she can but it will only be first and last time she will go out with him.

To cut the story short, last night I called her line and she was on another call for more that 30 minutes. I confronted her about it and she started crying, was begging me that she was sorry and that the guy is really disturbing her, asking her to give him a chance, to the extent that she should leave me for him, he will give her anytime and even train in the university.

She told the guy she can't leave her boyfriend becuz she loves me so much. I was dumbfounded and I don't even know what to do about it cuz I don't have the resources (money) at this moment

Relationships gurus what do you think about my situation I need your opinion and suggestions cuz I love this girl so much and want to settle down with her cuz she suffered with me and I suffered with her.

Say whatever you want to but just be brutally honest with me....

Just dey Bleep her dey go. But no ever marry her because na public toilet she be

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Na Dundee united u be!

Legionx:
I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for

He was like 15 then..

See African magic inside nairaland o!

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

Guy u dull o! U should v called her to join u, to make it thresome. What u need to do now, is rewind d incident and politely tell her to join for a thresome

Chai! Ordinary 10k na him dem dey jubilate for whereas pple for entertainment industry dey count millions. Education for Nigeria na complete joke
















Education in Nigeria is worthless and hopeless!

Miss comely, i can't wait for u to cum on my dick

Efe42:
Nothing just waiting and looking for an internship program or a suitable vacancy to applied and I'm tried of doing that I'm really filled up with unemployment status

Y u no go get rejection set, with this ur rotten English!

alimaa:
Please I need a piece of advice on how to handle this situation.

I have a very close friend and his wife has asked for financial assistance severally and I obliged. The problem I have here is what will my friend think if he should be seeing a bank alert from me on his wife's phone?

The woman has been calling my line since the beginning of this month which I have continued to ignore. She would later send text asking for financial help and this kind of situation is very confusing because you might report to her husband and they will both turn the whole thing against you.

Please what should I do?

If u must give her money Bleep her pussy well. Nothing goes for nothing

GIDIBANKZ:
Abegi.....why didn't dey Change 12/12/19 to 12/12/1968 .....Some people just want to Trend......Abeg make O.P go Die

Or even 1919. The OP get fever....

eric12345:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/pastor-defiles-10-year-old-ailing-sister-during-deliverance-in-imo/amp/

Bad news too much for IMO state self!

Michellekabod2:
I am not going to create another moniker for this,i owe no one nothing!

I have spent most of my life single. I tried linking up with people but to no avail. Why? I will not do the blame game here. Is all my fault. I meet someone, get heed over heels for the person but I lose interest easily. When it comes to commitment, when the friendship is to get to the next level I ghost them. I don't know why. At best out of the blue I lose interest and become blank, not returning calls or replying messages, at worst I become disgusted at the fellow for no reason at all then move one to the next male friend. Nothing serious comes out of it...

So I decided to give up trying. My female friends and I go on an outing, some guys approach us and get our numbers. Months (sometimes years) later they are still waxing strong with the males, one of them even got married to one of them. But me? After a couple of weeks I find myself having to ghost the guy that I was head over heels for.

I gave up on love and chose to be single. I have been single for years now.

I met this guy march this year,we bonded like never before. I have never in my entire life felt like this before. It is so strange that each conversation we have all seems anew like we are starting all over.

It's almost ten months and the fire is still intense.
I have never had such a long friendship with a male. People assume we are dating. He gives me so much JOY... He is so awesome, different from all the others i have known. He changed me.

I just figured out i want to end the friendship, I don't know why. I am tired. I want to walk away. The passion is still there but i want to be away. I wanted to get a new SIM but my conscience will not. What has kept me from doing this is because i wonder how he will feel..




I want to walk away. Will i regret this?

Abi na dem dey dump u

Oga bubu, na wetin u sew u go wear....