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Crime / Re: South African Woman Caught Cooking And Eating A Child (Graphic Photos) by noziz(m): 2:33pm On Feb 04, 2018
check well Dat woman-man is a Nigerian, from South East, specifically from IMO state.


those pple eat human beings for a living!!!

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Crime / Re: Army Arrests Man For Impersonating A Navy Commodore by noziz(m): 1:35am On Feb 03, 2018
[quote author=Newshelm post=64730277]This man was arrested this evening by the officials of the Nigerian Army with the assistance of RRS Armoured Personnel Carrier (APC) in a Toyota Bus for impersonating a Commondore of the Nigerian Navy.


http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/photo-army-arrest-man-for-impersonating.html

[/quote

this guy own don done! dem go help ham reset him destiny....
Romance / Re: Man Shares Throwback Photos Of Himself And Wife From 5 Years Ago by noziz(m): 3:34pm On Feb 02, 2018
the power of money cannot be overemphasized!!!
Crime / Re: Fake Military Officer, 2 Others Nabbed With Stolen Honda Crosstour Car. Photos by noziz(m): 2:17pm On Feb 02, 2018
SEAMAN OKONKWO EBUKA! name checked successfully

Crime / Re: Man Injured After Being Robbed By Armed Men In Army Uniforms In Owerri. Photos by noziz(m): 2:06pm On Feb 02, 2018
useless OWERRI pple full of evil. No good news comes from IMO state. OWERRI is equal to ''were'' undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


na make the governor dey build statue e sabi undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Crime / Re: Man Injured After Being Robbed By Armed Men In Army Uniforms In Owerri. Photos by noziz(m): 1:58pm On Feb 02, 2018
useless OWERRI pple full of evil. No good news comes from IMO state. OWERRI is equal to ''were'' undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


na make the governor dey build statue e sabi undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Firstbank Of Nigeria Fresh Job Recruitment (4 Positions) by noziz(m): 1:47pm On Feb 02, 2018
na now day break? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by noziz(m): 1:40pm On Feb 02, 2018
itamoney:
first game of the money , 310 odds available for today correct fixed scores , call now to subscribe

Celebrities / Re: "I Like Moving Around With No Bra" - Unique Tey Mhee, Lady Says On Facebook by noziz(m): 1:37pm On Feb 02, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked despite her clothe is opaque, i cud still scan through and view the full breasts and nipples cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

I love girls dat do not put on bra dem dey turn me on wella!!!. na to find dis babe for facebook o!

who doesn't like enjoyment?

Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Spends $215 On Dominican Lady, Couldn't Have Sex, Rants by noziz(m): 8:31am On Feb 02, 2018
ungrateful chimpanzee!!! na favour dis fine girl do for u by following u go out. see ur wide mouth and nose even ur head. in fact everything about u is wide. MUGU OF LIFE!!!
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Spends $215 On Dominican Lady, Couldn't Have Sex, Rants by noziz(m): 8:25am On Feb 02, 2018
Tessyama1:
Viral isensation Speed Darlington is ranting after spending money over $200 to take a Dominican lady out to dinner yet he didn't even get to "squeeze boobs", according to him, (Lol).

The Bang dada dang crooner shared a video of himself with the lady and shared his dilemma with his Instagram followers. He said he feels like a "mumu" because he didn't get to have sex with her.

Read what he wrote below..

"She's a Dominican black beauty and she got shiny dark skin I picked her up yesterday evening for class. After I dropped her off then I showed up 3 hours later to pick her up again for dinner. My plan was to take her to African restaurant feed her jellof rice with fry fish and some goat meat. But she insisted on downtown restaurant which I didn't want to because I like to keep my money in my pocket. But didn't want to come off cheap so I greed. But now I feel like a *SUCKER* aka mumu because I don't Bleep her after $215 worth of dinner. I feel like shit. My African American friends aways put it in my head that only looser spend hefty money on girls he never sex. Here I'm spending over $200 I didn't even squeeze boobs or anything smh. The other part of my mind is telling me not to see it as bad thing because it is said that good girls are not suppose to Bleep on the 1st date. To see it as the beginning of some good. But the part that kinda pissed me off was that as I was taking her home, she was on phone with another guy. I checked her and let her know that's a no no with the Bang Master. You can't be on my time and talking to another guy on the phone in my present. So disrespectful.
Should I call her again for second date since I already invested so much already or move on?
"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/02/speed-darlington-rants-after-spending.html




y dis beautiful girl go decide to go out with chimpanzee in the first place? let me just say na favourite she do for u. see ur wide nose and mouth even ur head, in fact everything about u is wide. mugu of life!!!!
Events / Re: Woman Rocks Pant And Bra In 18th Birthday Photoshoot by noziz(m): 9:13pm On Feb 01, 2018
tongue grin Kenya home of oloshos.... I like visit dis home
Crime / Re: Baby Dumped In A Waste Bin In Awka (Graphic Photos) by noziz(m): 5:43pm On Feb 01, 2018
y these pple from the yeast wicked anyhow SEF!!!
Crime / Re: Man Shoots His Only Brother Dead In Okigwe, Imo (Graphic Pics) by noziz(m): 2:03pm On Feb 01, 2018
this part of the Igbos eat human being i am not surprised cool

evil full their hands *spits on them*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Wrong For This Young Lady To Have Accepted Lunch Before Being Interviewed? by noziz(m): 1:47pm On Feb 01, 2018
she don mess up her chances of being selected. they just tested her. meanwhile a CCTV was watching her grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Garri And Fried Fish Served At A Wedding In Lagos! by noziz(m): 1:41pm On Feb 01, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked wonders shall never cease!

Buhari come and see your handiwork oooooo
Career / Re: Nigerian Family Members Who Are All Doctors (Photos) by noziz(m): 1:32pm On Feb 01, 2018
who dem help undecided undecided undecided undecided

make una nor interrupt my enjoyment jor!!!!

Travel / Re: Police Truck Involved In Fatal Road Accident, Officer Dies In The Process.Photos by noziz(m): 1:28pm On Feb 01, 2018
chiochio1:
You made me laugh but you are sure right

my guy no be joke ooo...........
Celebrities / Re: "Na Your Papa Be Gay" - Daddy Freeze Tells Rude Follower Who Asked If He Is Gay by noziz(m): 12:37pm On Feb 01, 2018
improvetime:
Stake with confidence, no time to loose call or whatsapp if interested

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Celebrities / Re: "Na Your Papa Be Gay" - Daddy Freeze Tells Rude Follower Who Asked If He Is Gay by noziz(m): 12:34pm On Feb 01, 2018
to the guy who asked the question.... grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by noziz(m): 12:02pm On Feb 01, 2018
u dump ur yahoo plus boyfriend after u don eat him money ba! u don't know u v been used grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Police Truck Involved In Fatal Road Accident, Officer Dies In The Process.Photos by noziz(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2018
If u see when these force pple they run for road like sey na them get the road enh or like sey dem no no wetin dem dey call death,u go shock...

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Crime / Re: 8-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Pharmacist In Anambra (Photos) by noziz(m): 11:42am On Feb 01, 2018
" The pharmacist identified as Onwuegbuka raised the girl's skirt and inserted his finger into her private part..." grin na sim card wey e dey insert?

the chemist no fit play with the girl again cool cool cool cool

but Igbos sef! always identified with bad things undecided

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Education / Re: Osula Daniel Enahoro Expelled From DELSU For Refusing To 'Bribe' For His Project by noziz(m): 11:02am On Jan 31, 2018
Guy this your thesis don pass obj letter to Buhari. o boy summary please!!!
Crime / Re: 'Touch Me Not Campaign': Girls Sexually Assaulted Make Shocking Revelations by noziz(m): 10:55am On Jan 31, 2018
grin Konji is powerful!!!
Celebrities / Re: April Joju Muse: "I Had My First Lesbian Experience At 6 In Church" by noziz(m): 10:51am On Jan 31, 2018
grin wetin no be news for this world sef
Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix: "My Girlfriend Billed Me N700k For Her Hair" by noziz(m): 10:49am On Jan 31, 2018
grin like sey money na paper. no be only 700k na 700m
Religion / Re: Pastor Sharp Sharp: I Suck Women’s Breasts To Deliver Them From Evil Spirit by noziz(m): 7:28pm On Jan 30, 2018
OBI from Enugu. OK name checked successfully
Religion / Re: Pastor Sharp Sharp: I Suck Women’s Breasts To Deliver Them From Evil Spirit by noziz(m): 7:16pm On Jan 30, 2018
undecided[color=#990000][/color]OBI from Enugu. I know sey it must be the Igbos. they are known for such
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Addis Ababa (Photos) by noziz(m): 6:41pm On Jan 30, 2018
bia! make Dat bubu remain there o!!! we no nid ham for naija again...
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Beats His Aged Father To Death In Bauchi After Taking Hard Drugs by noziz(m): 6:39pm On Jan 30, 2018
I only come check something here b4 but... ;DI
Crime / Re: Man Beaten Mercilessly For Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. Graphic Photos by noziz(m): 9:30pm On Jan 29, 2018
y u go enter another man's hole? ntoor!!!

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