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Toto destroying man from the days of Adam!

Amotolongbo:
The pharmacist was asthmatic, yet he could not keep off from alcohol and smoke.

So ironic that those who understand the rules of healthy living are also the ones flouting it

Hey sexy I sent u a pm

rawpadgin:
Okay, was having a drink with a friend of mine last night & he told me he no longer find his fiancée attractive. They got engaged a year ago & the babe is already pregnant for him. He is however still planning to wife her because the girl is a wife material & he will grow further financially with her by his side but believes he might be cheating on her after marriage.

According to him, the said girl has done a lot for him mostly during the pandemic period but believes he shouldn't be getting married to a girl simply because she has assisted him on many occasions. All my effort to convince him that the feelings will come after marriage proved abortive.

Which your guy abi na you. U are scared of being insulted by nairalanders. Spit on ur fucking face!

My guy break her heart, no even let her see the pieces pick. Bleep her over and over again and finally dump her like a used tissue! Na bitch she be!

I was using the E45 carrot cream which was very good for my skin. But since it got finished, I checked all the supermarket at my area but couldn't find it. I decided to buy Jergens carrot, I bought it because of the carrot extract. Pls how good is the Jergens carrot for sensitive skin?

low mentality girls!

the same man that said he can never step down for Obaseki even in his dreams. This people are clowns!

He has been copied and pasted to the world!

See as mouth dey like wetin dem insert dick

goodysb:
Hello Everyone, I met this girl about a month ago (same day her phone got missing) and we started talking etc...

She usually calls me every morning, afternoon and night (and I would call her back too) using her senior sister's phone... I would get her anything she wants, treated her well.... We would talk and I noticed how she was behaving and thought she'd be straight with me, so I told her I would get her the phone by month end...

Not that I couldn't get her the phone the next day but I just purposely delayed it (3 weeks) and when month end came I added extra week to see how she reacts and then I got her the phone but since I got her the phone she just changed and stopped doing all she used to do, I noticed and played along to see where she's heading to...

It's more than a week since I got her the phone and I noticed she hasn't changed... I thought about giving her a second chance and then she did something that annoyed me. I sent a very angry voice note and some messages but she didn't reply for about a day and I thought of it and noticed she was playing a game, so I said I would play along too...

So I acted dumb and called her to apologize that I said what I said out of anger (To me I really mean it) and explained to her that I listened to the notes and didn't find it interesting (I never did), so what I am doing now is I want to get what I gave her back because noticed a very big change and again because she might be telling her friends that I don chop this guy (which I don't like hearing), so after our argument, I already predicted that she'd want to ask me for something after two days and truly she asked me this morning for money to buy slippers of 4k... I didn't want to show any signs that I am aware of what she's doing.. so I told her.. let's be looking sha (which means I will get it)...

So I planned to play along and take her out of our environment to somewhere that's calm, so I would then collect the phone back from her and give her her sim card.

P.s. I predicted it might play out like this but wanted to test her to see... Could have gotten her an iPhone.

I would really appreciate you guys input �

U acted nice guy. Women don't like nice guys they prefer bad guys,the ones that are players!

GreaterDC:
abeg o, na so life treat me.

If life give give u lemon, turn ham to lemonade!

PrecioussB:
Thank you

Better still, if there is a way u could send me your number, pls do. I love to know u more...

PrecioussB:
Thank you

I sent u a pm. U could check your inbox and let's continue from there!

GreaterDC:
Actually, this has really posed a problem to me, even till now as I am typing this. Being shy as always being a partner to me, I've tried several times to stop it but to no-avail. So during my year 2, There is this particular girl in a neighbouring department, as in, to me this girl is cute, so I decided to make a move in professing my feelings to her. I wanted to go physical to her, but the shyness no gree me, so I send it virtually, through facebook, even when typing my hands were shaking. After sending her that I love her, bla bla bla, she replied' 'when you're free tomorrow call me' omo, immediately I hear that one, I just kukuma tell her, she shouldn't worry again, I was actually joking, and deep within me I love that girl, na so i take miss that girl o, since then I'vnt made any move to woo any girl because of being shy.

Ur own no be even shyness na hyper shyness

PrecioussB:
I am young and beautiful but when it comes to dating maybe because of some failed relationships, I rather stay on my own.

I remember even on valentine's day since i had broken up with my bf, i just decided to chill by myself. Ealking to the store, met some guys you know how they toast now, telling me why a beautiful girl like me is not on a date? and i jokingly replied i have one or just joke along.

Now I'm thinking, i might be wasting my beauty and youth because i have not been dating for long, have the zeal and will but don't have the strength.

Shouldn't I enjoy all those things now before I start looking old? My last relationship really exhausted me.

If that is you in the dp, u are beautiful indeed!. I would like to meet u.

Naira Marley is synonymous to disaster!

the first thing to ask him should be acceptance fee!

Good day nairalanders, pls I need your help on this. Pls currently I v half a million but I am looking forward to making it up to a Million. I v a land although the house plan is there already but looking at the house plan, it will cost more to erect a decane house. My question is can one million give me a modern 3 bedroom flat with a small shop in front of the house for rent? Thanks u candid response will be appreciated.


Moderators pls push to front page for good number of response. Thanks....

ur moniker says it all!

see the shape of that one Toto dey show. Tell me, if guy approach that one tell ham sey e wan Bleep her, she no come gree , no be rape go be e him next line of action with the wey d Toto set finish!

u no fit see one aboki name for this kind thing na only politics them full that is y the country is still backward cos these aboki illiterates are helm of power!

SweetCunt97:
Abomination. Taboo, Aluu... Oh well, only where I'm from anyways. Would love to taste this meat but scared of d consequences o

na one of them be this o, Idemili North....

Like sey u be girl e for make sense. I love to smush girls wey get k-legs dem dey sweet wells. That place go tight wells!

Ladylite:
I can teach you

With this your beauty ehn, u really need to teach me how to speak English too!. In fact, teach me, and don't stop teaching me even if it seems I don sabi ham!

Onyi22:
Wow.. That governor is so handsome

Ur position can make one cum asap!

Ogun kill PDP, APC , Buhari and Chinese doctors put together. All of una na disaster!

bet9ja crew, over to you!

op ur mumu long pass boundary!

owl has a scary eyes!

Take the 5m, build a hostel near a varsity and keep cashing out! From there u build more houses and even shopping plaza!


















Sense will not kill me joor!

sonnie10:
This is a no brianer! #5m.
Take the #5M and become your own boss.

Buy a Camry of #2m and use for Uber.

Do only two trips of 3k everyday for each month and your take home would be around 100k

Cash is king.

Oil dey ur head!

Canada2021:
The maximum amount insured by NDIC is 500k, so if you have above that amount, oyo is the persons case

Na wa o!