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Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks FG To Relax Lockdown In Kano To Help Residents Buy Food by noziz(m): 7:53am On May 01, 2020
Ganduje the hypocrite!
Politics / Re: Ebide Brown: Bayelsa West Senatorial Seat Belongs To Sagbama by noziz(m): 8:31pm On Apr 30, 2020
Make una dey fool una sef there amidst this corona virus. Polithiefcians!

Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by noziz(m): 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
Come to my house let me advice u!
Politics / Re: FG Orders Civil Servants To Resume Monday by noziz(m): 6:45pm On Apr 30, 2020
Openbusiness:

He obeyed na, d foot dey inside grin





No be lie my guy. Now na only dem dey force ham to go out grin

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Politics / Re: FG Orders Civil Servants To Resume Monday by noziz(m): 6:34pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin

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Business / Re: MTN Nigeria Made ₦51 Billion Profit And Gained 4.2 Million New Subscribers In Q1 by noziz(m): 6:32pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin only porn wey Vaseline crew dey use their line download reach to give them that huge profit!

Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by noziz(m): 5:55pm On Apr 30, 2020
undecided like sey d car go carry ham go heaven!






















Next news please...

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Amaka Okoro Wanted In Edo By Governor Obaseki by noziz(m): 5:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin wetin prick no go see inside Toto? So dem don dey declare corona virus patients wanted?

Politics / Re: Goni, Kyari, ModuSheriff, Elkanemi Death: Borno Lost 4 Red Cap Elders In 2 Weeks by noziz(m): 5:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
We wan see the black cap elders them!

Crime / Re: Over 50 Youths Partying In Lagos Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by noziz(m): 7:54am On Apr 30, 2020
Na who be DAT moderator wey bann me? undecided

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Delta Pharmacist After Lady Was Stripped For Stealing by noziz(m): 1:34pm On Apr 22, 2020
DanseMacabre:


You well so


grin na Corona Virus dey affect him medulla oblongata!
Health / Re: Passenger Coughs, Dies At Checkpoint In Osun/oyo Boundary by noziz(m): 8:30am On Apr 21, 2020
Godfullsam:
I don't believe it



If u don't believe, it doesn't change anything. Who ur believe help self! undecided
Health / Re: Men’s Testicles Could Make Them More Vulnerable To Coronavirus - New Research by noziz(m): 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2020
shocked shocked shocked make una carry una news go one side joor!
Health / Re: 86 New Cases of Coronavirus in Nigeria. Total 627. 170 discharged. 21 deaths by noziz(m): 8:01am On Apr 20, 2020
shocked e don set. Na thousands this thing wan go enter so!
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 105 Boko Haram/ISWAP Terrorists In Buni Gari, Yobe State (Graphic) by noziz(m): 7:57am On Apr 20, 2020
undecided who did d counting?
Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by noziz(m): 10:20am On Apr 17, 2020
ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?


Bro is it NNPC?

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Politics / Re: Just Received My Stay At Home Relief Food Items From Edo State Government by noziz(m): 7:53pm On Apr 16, 2020
Luvlydevin:
. No meat just rice, garri and Indomie



grin the govt wan protect u from hunger virus as a result of the lockdown, yet na diabetes them give!

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Crime / Re: Policeman Attacked With Acid In Nkpor, Anambra By Angry Youths (Photos) by noziz(m): 10:17am On Apr 16, 2020
Time dey come, everybody go carry gun face this military men, police and govt! Dem don too push us to d wall. I loved wat some youths did to a soldier in warri some weeks back...
Health / Re: Kano Records First Coronavirus Death by noziz(m): 9:36am On Apr 16, 2020
Kano death rate go soon skyrocket. Aboki wey no dey hygienic and them dey fit gum body grin. Dem no know wetin dem dey call social distance self!
Health / Re: COVID-19: 34 New Cases Confirmed. Total Now 407, 128 Discharged, 12 Deaths by noziz(m): 9:33am On Apr 16, 2020
grin last last, Kano go carry the league!
Travel / Re: Total Lockdown In Anambra State Today (Photos ) by noziz(m): 7:48pm On Apr 14, 2020
This Corona virus is a big distraction!
Health / Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by noziz(m): 9:00am On Apr 14, 2020
Modikko:
Aboki gum your brain



U this frustrated thing comot for my mention! undecided
Health / Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by noziz(m): 10:15pm On Apr 13, 2020
grin watch and see, Kano will take over Lagos within the twinkling of an eye. Those aboki wey dey sabi gum body anyhow!

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Politics / Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On Coronavirus by noziz(m): 7:47pm On Apr 13, 2020
Ogun kee una president there!
Crime / Re: Stain Lace: I Was Robbed In My House In Akwa Ibom During Lockdown (Graphic Pics) by noziz(m): 8:30pm On Apr 11, 2020
shocked thank God for your life. Dem be one send you go join your papa!
















Don't ask me how I got to know!
Politics / Re: Buhari: The Lockdown Will Last As Long As Our Advisers Say by noziz(m): 8:23pm On Apr 11, 2020
Which kind wahala be this?

Politics / Re: Buhari: The Lockdown Will Last As Long As Our Advisers Say by noziz(m): 8:22pm On Apr 11, 2020
KirkoBlack:
Make dey kuku kill me

Celebrities / Re: Slim Burna Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by noziz(m): 8:52am On Apr 11, 2020
grin when I see Slim Burna, I been think sey Burna Boy don change him stage name grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Begins Second Half Of Distribution Of Emmergency Relief Food Packages by noziz(m): 3:10am On Apr 11, 2020
undecided Na food ball match wey dem dey start second half? Dem no see wetin dem dey give pple abroad? Nonsense and food packages!
















Una left testicle dere!

Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by noziz(m): 3:00am On Apr 11, 2020
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grin No be your fault, na too much tea wey you don drink inside poverTEA make u reason like dat

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