Kai! That one na die o!

If person place bet on these top 50 clubs, person go likely win o......na to come dey play some league wey I be no dey reason before...

NwaAmaikpe:



Pretty sad to not only be at the verge of losing your only brother but also be at the verge of losing a family land.

I'd advice you do everything in your power to ensure that your father's land is not lost.
That land alone can transform your lineage.
People back away from land tussles because they are ignorant of the bigger picture.

Besides, the enemy MUST not have a last laugh over a complete victory.

For your brother,
In your best interest and for safety sake.
If he has gone mad, take him to Oye Emene or Ogbete main market and leave him there.

There are so many other mad people there.

Tough decision for someone you love but once a mad person is always a mad person; before he wakes up one night and sends all of you to purgatory before your time.
We've seen several of such cases.

Shalom.

Your own madness pass her brother own

Make I carry chair sit down learn

enemmo:
Front page loading...Let me book my slot

Who be dis sef?

This girl beauty dey make me confuse

y0rmee:



Seun, what are you going to do about porn posts as this on Nairaland? This is becoming too much to bear. One can't even safely view Nairaland in public any longer!

PS: Don't mention "report", because that won't stop these bots from posting these.

Jamb releases matric list. Na sperm him decide to release

Op celebrate kee u there!

Badboibipo:
Let me clarify this fact, when a guy stares at a girl trust me it's not to get to know her mindset or her degrees or her source of income....a guy stares at a girl because he feels shes very sexually attractive and wishes or Hope's to have sexx with her. If he proceeds to date or marry her after then it was because he saw she had more than sexx to offer but trust me it's always sexx that drives a man to stare lustfully at a girl!!!!!!!!

You see, I have never understood why girls truly stare at guys honestly. I have a very good looking friend that ladies always stare at, I have seen on countless occasions where girls are staring at him and when he tries to talk to them they put up a guard or act uninterested. Like, wtf

Ladies please why do you really stare at guys? I really want to know.....is it for sexx or for what specific reasons?

And how can just staring at a guy be enough for you girls, dont you want more? Why do girls turn down countless guys they find very attractive enough to stare at? I can never really understand this..you girls are making me go crazy with your craziness!!!! A girl can even get naked with a guy and later change her mind and start to sleep. Like how are you people able to resist the very things you obviously were attracted to?

Like a guy will be admiring a girl and then she will now walk up to him and say hello and then he will now turn her down? NOT ON THIS EARTH!!!
but girls do that EVERYTIME...TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE. met countless of girls that would stare at me like I'm the love of their life but will start acting strange once I show interest.....like WTF ?

The reason y I don't even talk to girls. Their forming too much!

nkan be!

Daddy freeze own weak me like dodo

So him wife be dey FREEZE ham....

As I just see dis beautiful family, to marry dey hungry me

Indecency continues in the life beyond

My picking must play ball o! By fire by force!

The rich dine with the rich...

Na wetin be shisha

I only came here to see her nipples but was disappointed!

RiyadhGoddess:
Can I Know You?
You just slide into my DMs and say Hi, Can I know you
Hahahahahaha
U be olopa ni?
All these brothers that doesn't know how to package themselves that will just be dropping can I know you in my DMs. It can so much annoy me eh. First I'm not the type of person that knows how to write an essay abi na composition about "Myself". So when I see Hi, can I know you? I will just read and pass. Note when I said packaging, I wasn't talking about monetary packaging I meant oral packaging.
Brothers please take note- No more Hi, can I know you?
Thank you.
Read my signature

Is this not an essay u just wrote

chioma toto must be heaven on earth. Him Toto don tie Davido down

Sex na food na, which man go sey e no wan eat food anytime anyday? Na him be sey e go die of starvation

O boy news day o!

AgencyReport:
Corporal Ajayi Johnson, the trigger-happy soldier, who shot and killed a 'Keke' driver in Abia State, has been remanded in prison, Igbere TV reports.

Igbere TV reports that the accused was this morning arraigned before the Chief Magistrate Court 1 presided over by His Worship, Linda Ugboaja.

Ajayi was brought to Court in Charge No U/587C/2019. Micheal O. stood in for DSP Olukoya Adeyemi - the O.C Legal for the Prosecution.

Igbere TV observed that no counsel appeared for the accused. C. Adiele Esq. held watching brief alongside U. Amaraizu Esq for the nominal complainant.

The Prosecution, relying on Sec. 100(1)b of the Abia State Administration of Criminal Justice Law prayed the Court to rely on same to make the necessary Order.

The Court therefore declined jurisdiction and ordered that the accused be remanded in prison custody.

The Court also asked the Police to transfer the case file to DPP. The matter was therefore adjourned to September 16 for report of compliance.

http://igberetvnews.com/942967/breaking-court-remands-soldier-who-killed-keke-driver-in-abia/

See as d soldier man with red beret dey look d pot belly policeman like make e kill ham now now

Mogbo moya

Keziehenry:
I had once applied for their job, went for appetitude test but wasn't shortlisted.

Y dem go shortlist u with this ur time bomb?

"Shedrack travelled for hours to sleep with his friend's wife" This is what u get when the dick controls the brain

See as she dey like rotten fish

Each time I open nairaland, I must see sex related matter chai

Jesus! This wan loud gan o...

No be Nigeria again? Who don die don die . last last dem go free d captain. That is to tell u how useless d country dey.

But wait o! This man stupid o

Wetin person no go see for naija sef! If to sey na all these thief thief politicians dem dey attack with machetes and steal from dem, body for sweet me. Not poor pple trying to help their lives!

Nairaland news dey like season film, e no dey finish