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@ 24. She don turn billionaire...
Omoh dis one rear

My broda focus on ur hustle oo....
Barney no like u. Like dat.... Just lockup... Na almost 7 billion people dey dis world atleast 4.5b na babes u allow one dey stress u....


#wemove

Loool.....
He has good sex stamina

U don tire already....
So him just cure ur konji u wan chase am...
Una self....

Bad road

Don't change gear oil oo... Make I no go buy new gearbox

Wahala be like wetin again

No b juju b dat....

Him don Dey spend money him just win....
Dis con3 shaaa

870 for 2bed
Even odili road no reach like dat

dfrost:
Of course. I was only referring to arranging a meeting so the lady in question will be present. She won't.

Everything rests on the young man and his parents.

Who opens door for the lady?

True

dfrost:
The banny no go show.

The meeting should be a surprise. Either chase her out on time or simply make the meeting happen on one of the nights she sleeps over.

Burst into the room (EFCC or Gestapo style). If they are naked, it's their business, after all the lady is comfortable walking around the house naked.

Naaah na adults it should be handled diplomatically make e no from frying Pan enter fire...

Well I believe ur not his mother... Probably ur his sis or something and u trying to portray what ur parents are experiencing with ur bro... Cos if na naija papa n mama we know em for don change am for both of them... Well u should speak with ur bro.. Tell ur pops to call a fam meeting then invite d Barney, then table the iss there make everybody talk him mind...

Na small tin.... E no mean say u no go help another barney too

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Ovie56:
This right here is another proof that Nigeria as a country is not just doomed to fail but has failed already, you and the 23 people that liked your comment are the proof.

You sound very smart...

Way to go....
Let's keep an eye on these young chaps....

Na setup

No juju b dis

Bros u go dey aii.. I just experienced same thing...
Just take enough water & vitamin C.... Gradually u would begin to recover those senses.....


#quickrecovery

Dailyparrot:
Can you use the word "force" for a 36 year old man when it's not like he's a 17 year old teenage girl or something.

He knows he's no longer a kid so doesn't have any excuse not to marry the girl.

If he doesn't want her, why not separate after the first child? If we're talking about one child here, it will be easier to handle. But we're talking about three kids.

Was he forced to born them too?

Ok

You guys are to be blamed... You forced the marriage on him...


My lil advice is to adopt the kids, let the father(ur brother) do whatever he wants to do, just let d car for him.. The wife u can lend her a soft loan to start any business of her choice....
For ur brother know u have settled him..

Atiwaye:
Useless people everywhere I'm 35 years old still looking for money to get marry.

Bros no worry hustle...

Poor man Dey marry too.

Goldbw122:
Same here ooo but before I get to 30 I would have get one girl pregnant so that life will be easy from there, that is an automatic skipping of marriage I think that is the easy way to get into family raising right now.. ... ..

No insult is needed pls... Am just saying my mind..

Ur doing well

Kandeed:
torh we dey wait for the final part of the story

Yee oo... Very important

Kandeed:
Lmao did SonofGod231 just hijacked the thread from OP??

Op own na developing story.... Dis one own na completed..

SonofGod231:
Yes like Nollywood movie I saw myself walking back home with my friend as the church wasn't far from my house to my amazement. Like magic.All that pain and weakening gone.
Next day,I was thanking God with my friend.
Infact, I was planning to resume work the following day because I know say after two months Dem go dey plan to sack me.
Imagine I resumed, everyone was happy and everything was okay.until a strange number with a sweet female voice called me.i told her that didn't know who she was she told me to come see her that I would recognize her.
I kept thinking about the person until I told her to meet me somewhere let's see.
I got there and kept directing this strange person until she got to the restaurant and I was surprised to see it was her.
She started laughing.
I didn't know if I should run or something.
But it was her right in front of me.
She didn't call all this while and called with a strange number and forming another voice on phone.
She didn't tell me she was the one until I saw it was she.
She was smiling and laughing.
"It is me"
Again?!
He who has an ear hear ooo, Because at a point I started feeling like I was going to die as my leg deteriorated.
If e no personally happen to me as I talk am.... Swearing...The babe say make I marry her,say she get landed properties and houses all over.say if I agree to marry her na enjoyment I go dey enjoy.
I told her broke babe like you?That doesn't even have 50K.
This babe pick her hand bag from ground dip her hand inside the bag bring out 100000K bundle show me.1000naira mints.
I weak,she say make I take am say more dey where e come from but I refused.
This is where I will end this story for now because I carry her walker many places after there to cleans my head.
I thank God I have finally gotten over her and her sexy waist and she doesn't call me again.

Praise d lord....
One sharp shooter saved.....
Hope day u don marry born pikin shaaaa

odinga1of:
SonofGod231 pls continue ur fable.

Lol.... U wan sabi d end?
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SonofGod231:
She told me she would have brought her girlfriend here with her that but she finally decided to come alone.I told her but it was okay she came alone but she insisted that I won't understand that that one smokes more than her and is her mentor that she wished she was here with her.Then she proceeded to call the friend on phone to tell her she was with the guy and that she was missing,next thing she left the room and continue talking to her friend in the sitting room.
I went and took my bath and waited for almost 30 mins before this babe come back inside room. I told her to go shower and freshen up because she was already sticky and sweaty.
While she took off her clothes and I was stirring at her waist in the blue g-strings she was wearing my head just spinned.
I just couldn't wait but I just dey under duvet dey wait for her as the whole room was harmana tight.
Immediately,she got out of the bathroom,she was on only the g-strings no bra.
So while sitting on the bed I held her waist and told her she was sexy.my hands were exactly on her hips. she started shaking her ass and sat on my legs. She slowly stared teasing me by rubbing her flapping asses on my dick.
She was pretty facially but closely she wasn't so pretty facially like that but the bud was something else.

Summarize...
She turn snake abi fish?

SonofGod231:
She kept calling me while I was at work to reassure me she was coming over to my place after work.
I Kept the whole house clean waiting for her arrival, bought drinks and food.
It was exactly 10:30pm and she called to tell me she was on my street so I directed her to come straight to my gate.
Finally,she was in my house.
I wanted to first entertain her so I asked her what she would like me to offer her then she asked if I smoke I said no.she said she felt like smoking.I said that wasn't a problem that I would send my security man to buy some cigarettes for her,she said okay with black bullet.So I sent for some sticks of Benson and hedges and Tins of black bullet.
I was still gisting with her when my boy came with the items.She took two sticks and asked me to join her but I refused.After taking two cans of black bullet and some sticks of Benson the babe started looking weird to me.The way she was dancing and acting strange.She was doing hands like snake and winning her waist one kind.

Lool...
Na just d bud dey kickin na

SonofGod231:
More like Witches. Fear Dem oooo.
I remember,my encounter.
I was driving back home from work one faithful evening and saw this very fair,tall girl with big hips and ass.
Something was telling me to call her when she walked passed my side of the road,I was already stock in traffic and was looking at the waist in front of me when she turned looked directly at me and smile,then I summoned courage to call her but she was far way from me already but as the devil would have it by the time the line moved I met her in front buying bananas and groundnut and as I was still trying to imagine how her waist was she turned and smiled again but this time I signaled her to excuse me and she came over.
I told her she was looking very attractive and I couldn't help myself but to ask her for her contact which she immediately opened her hands for my phone and typed it.
I saved it immediately with her name.
I couldn't even wait so i called her that night if we could see the next day after work as she also told me she would be working at a bar that day and would be closing by 10pm which means she was going to crash at my place and I said no problem.

Continue

Op oya tell us wetin happen 1hr ago) wey she tell u wey u dey fear.....

E b like say u hamma am wella wey make her contact...

50k

Staccato001:
Certainly not discharge certificate criterion on government patronage of my consultancy firm! Criterion like having discharge certificate before I can offer my services when I am not an aspiring employee is not part of a possible criteria. At least this was what the poster intended to be, a consultant in the future.
If I'm going to have my private practice, do government need my NYSC certification to patronize me Better don't get it twisted bro.
Things are being run beyond this perception you're looking at. I mean run legally.

Ok