aeion:
OP described the cousin as his "cousin brother" in his post. You would've seen that if you had read the post, but it's either you don't know how to read, or have reading comprehension. OR both.

Well I have "reading comprehension" (thank you)

I gave him the benefit of doubt because he's under pressure, but you are not

Are you saying the OP taught you "cousin brother"? Please learn to use the right words and stop embarrassing yourself

And this goes out to the rest of you "cousin brother" "cousin sister" crew. Take a class on family tree or something.

aeion:
Unless you want to continue being beaten and bullied by this your useless cousin brother for the rest of the school year, tell your parents what you're going through in that house. Ask them to intervene for him to leave you alone. If they can't put him in check and this continues, find another abode.

What is cousin brother?

Whoever taught you such no try

Does the kit come with instructions on how to properly install the cameras? What's the video quality like?

She never see anything. There's no excuse for stupidity.

My old posts cannot be dug up in the future and used against me

RZArecta:
Me likey

Modified E39

One man's meat bro

This picture irritates my retina

2dice01:
how them take resemble

They like coins

Your gf reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog

Thetruthalways:

I don't need it as i don't comment for people to like...now adays if you notice stupidity is being celebrated most soooo i don't care

Okay, I have thought about it and dashed you one like.

Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing

It's a super story

DaddyOpe:
I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.

I will say, at that time I got married to my wife, her ex and I were on the same level financially. But, recently, the guy has turned to something else. He does building for people overseas. People said the guy's work is good and he is always getting contracts. My wife said he had a 2.1 in Civil Engineering. He started selling cement. He is now a dangote cement distributor. He built a duplex at the junction of my street. He has 3 cars in the compound (he recently bought 1 car during this lockdown that people are saying no money oo). I and my wife do not have any car. I am still a tenant. We have to pass front of his house every day.

During this lockdown, my office has being delaying salaries. It has not being easy. I have had quarrels with my wife in the past but yesterday was the worst. During the quarrel, she said she regrets marrying me. That if she had ignored me and married her ex, she would have being living comfortably. I almost beat her up. Then she told me that this her ex paid her school fees in 300 and 400 level when she almost pulled out of school for lack of finance. She regrets paying him back by leaving him to marry me.

Since then, I have not being myself. I just created this account to express myself.

At least you have your dick game going for you, cheer up mate

This is the second time this post is making front-page or am I missing something?

fuwaski:

I was banned before... I no wan that ban again

Don't be a pússy, be like Nuclear Godzilla

This is about my 30 something nairaland account, cos I've been banned back-to-back-to-back. Actually I've lost count.

Seun doesn't mind, he needs people like us to keep his member count high

Go for it man. Always use PPE

Kogi must be doing something right

Other states must learn from Kogi and make appropriate adjustments.

Reference:


Na. The cost of maintenence wiil not be worth it. It is like taking a Volkswagen Beetle on a cross country journey. It can do it but you must be prepared to sleep in the bush. Ships are not only engines but systems too and these are manufacturer specific and will no longer have parts to replace.

Remember, this ship was bought about the time we were purchasing Russian Mig 21 aircraft and T-72 and even before the Alpha jet series that have all been retired. It is a very old ship. Good job to keep it floating all these years but at 40 years old this year, it should be retired.

What Nigeria should be doing with this ship is to retire it and send it to our Naval Colleges for study towards reverse enginering. That is what China and India did. That is how they started building their own massive military industrial complex.

This is the best paragraph on this thread so far. I wish Nigeria could do it.

Thetruthalways:

I wonder how someone will comment rubbish...and people will be liking that rubbish... Smh

No likes for you

partnerinbiz3:
Wonders of science. I bow to the west. Such a progressive and resourceful people. [b]We buy airtime in bulk upto 2m.0909 63002O[/b]0. Imagine if only Africans existed. The earth would have been worse than hell. Damn it. I mean, damn it.

I see what you did there. But you're right, Africans no dey try. I can't imagine a world filled with only Africans. Hell wouldn't come close

Bluezy13:
Well...


From my experience, if my daughter is going for NYSC, I'll advise her:

"My daughter, be careful and keep your virginity...if at all you're still a virgin. Take this packet of condom in case of extreme necessity. But don't use it. Be a good child."

That's if she's a virgin before NYSC

fuwaski:

I still don't know how to send messages on Nairaland and i want u to flash me. Na devil go punish any guy wey go flash. 070.32.06.45...92

This one write phone number like IP address. Lol. The fear of Seun spambot

Geminvert:

Lol fool, it's so interesting to watch you being a fool, you're doing a very good job at it.

Sagging breasts can not and would never be attractive

When I say Dimax, you say Hardex

Dimax!, Hardex!!

Dimax!, Hardex!!

E90 without iDrive is so unsexy