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 Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 12:13pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Foxy_Ultimate: Yes o... Once you contribute the 1st hundred thousand, I will follow suitI see. We're already quoting figures, eh?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 12:11pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
esere826: Why dont u guys simply pay ishilove to resign from her day job and parttime sewing jobIt's a thought worthy of serious consideration |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 12:09pm On Apr 30, 2013 |
Ishilove: Too bad if traffic is diminishing, but I have trying responsibilities out there. If I could sit and write 24/7, it would be my greatest pleasure. I would close from work, take an hour nap and start writing. By the time I'm done by 2.30-3.00am, I'd go back to bed and by 5am I'm up again. It was killing me! So I decided to take a break for my health's sake. Now I'm back sha. Slow and steady l'omoIt really is very understandable. I hope you feel much more refreshed now? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 10:54am On Apr 30, 2013 |
Viewing this topic: nu-well(m), naptu2 Mr Naptu, thanks for opening up the thread. But please, since you seem to have the most insight into Ishi's whereabouts than most, what is she up to? Traffic is diminishing on this very inspiring thread (it seems). |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 10:50am On Apr 30, 2013 |
Ishilove:  Seeing as you are here, don't keep mum. What's been happening na! My time check says 'it's9 days, 4hours and 49 minutes, since you went away.' (*to the tune of Brian McKnight's 6,8,12*) |
| Nairaland General › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag Gist Thread. by nuwell(m): 10:46am On Apr 30, 2013 |
Danhumprey: Why can't you just marry him,Ishi? You two seems perfect for each others....Seems there is more to this question than you intended judging from the grammar, eh? Lol  |
| Career › Re: Man's Resignation Letter Written On A Cake by nuwell(m): 9:03pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
ritux: U dey mind them! |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 2:45pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Ha! Ishi, why hast thou forsaken us? Is all well? Its been 7days, 14hours and 50mins. Just saying |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Disses Etisalat In Its Number Portability TV Commercial by nuwell(op): 9:24am On Apr 23, 2013*. Modified: 9:54am On Apr 23, 2013 |
@Mods: Please I was trying to be as subtle as MTN was in the TVC, in titling this post o! This new topic go wound person o! This is an official disclaimer. Abeg! Please I'd like to suggest a more subtle 're-titling' (permit my coinage). Thanks. Nu-well |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Disses Etisalat In Its Number Portability TV Commercial by nuwell(op): 9:18am On Apr 23, 2013 |
walcolm: did you guys notice his clothes was greenish when his back was showing and it was yellow when he turned around? straight up sticking it to EtisalatYou're on point. I noticed this only after making this post. That's was supposed to be 'subtle', I suppose. (lol) |
| Phones › Mtn Disses Etisalat In Its Number Portability TV Commercial by nuwell(op): 8:08am On Apr 23, 2013*. Modified: 4:27pm On Apr 23, 2013 |
Hey folks, I saw the new MTN television commercial for the recently activated number portability scheme, for the first time, yesterday and I couldn't suppress a smile at some of the 'interesting' messages in it. Here's a brief of my observations: * Hafiz Oyetoro aka Saka, appears to be the ambassador for this campaign. He was popular with the Etisalat brand and it seemed his loyalty to that brand was unquestionable. In this commercial, he is systematically unveiled as he sings the theme song, with emphasis (to my mind) on 'I don port o... to MTN.' That definitely cracked me up. I'm certain his Etisalat days are over. I doubt we'll be seeing 'Saka' in any other adverts for Etisalat except to demonstrate how number portability enables him to 'dump' MTN 90 days later, due to unsatisfactory services (or contract terms). (hahaha) * Next, judging by the speed with which advert was released, MTN takes the bull by the horns, confident that this scheme is more favourable to them than their competitors. I can't imagine how long they took to woo Mr. Saka for this one. All in all, the TVC is hilarious. Check out the video here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVdnzC19oU. Like someone commented, 'Saka sef don port. Wetin you dey wait for?' lol Did you observe any other or similar nuances? Share. Thanks (c)www.nu-well..com 3 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Who Invented The Molue? A Satire by nuwell(op): 7:42am On Apr 23, 2013 |
Haba! Still no answers? I recommend this question be introduced into WAEC syllabus, in that case. #The Ultimate Test Question |
| Literature › Who Invented The Molue? A Satire by nuwell(op): 3:09pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
I guess the joke's on me now. A few weeks back, I came to the awe-inspiring realization that the big, Mercedes Benz 911-powered commuter buses a.k.a Molue, that were once (and on some routes still are) the 'rave' of the moment on Lagos roads are actually... …*drum roll, fanfare*... ...'Made in Nigeria!' ‘What an astonishing discovery!’ Yeah, I can almost hear you say 'duh' or 'eh hen, wetin come happen?' Its okay. I also sneered at myself. I had always been convinced (I don't know by what, in retrospect) that they were decommissioned German military personnel carriers imported into Nigeria to aid public transportation! Can you beat that? Making a mountain out of a mole hill abi na Molue out of an Okada? Such an assumption must be the consequence of matching an often overactive imagination with more than a passing interest in warfare history, spiced up with a few well-meaning but misconstrued world war movie storylines. That was a mouthful, I'm sure. Anyway, I had even gone online at google.com to certify my suspicions. Of course, the effort was fruitless but not so uneventful. At least, I got offers for some 911 truckheads that looked to be in good condition. (*Rolls eyes*) Well, I was still a tiny bit sceptical when my fruitless search made me contemplate d possibility of what eventually became my 'Revelation of The Truth'. Belated Eureka! I asked (no, more like mentioned my suspicions to) a Senior Citizen who gleefully confirmed SOME of the following facts: Molues were (and still are) in fact, Proudly Nigerian innovations, particularly Lagos, * The power and transmission systems are German developments BUT the chassis, seats, fittings and accessories (I pray o!) are Nigerian, * The electrical systems (or lack of such) are Nigerian customizations of the original German installments, * The passenger capacity of the vehicle is an extraneous variable dependent partially on the installed seating capacity, the desperation of the commuters and the bullying or intimidatory abilities of the bus boys (more often ‘bus men’ or Papas, as I recently observed) which quantity is also a function of the individual's hands-on (bus-on) experience, temperament (the more outspoken, the better), 'communication' skills (the raspier or more aggressive-sounding, the better), sometimes alcohol consumption and retention capacity (for morale boost) etc But I digress now, so back to the subject. I came across posts by a member of an established online social forum on the history of road transport in Lagos and was particularly blessed (It was afterall an answer to prayers) and enlightened by the section on the Molues. However, for all its good intentions, the articles did not reveal who conceived the notion of customizing the Mercedes Benz 911 heavy-duty, flat bed truck into a mass transit machine. I don’t think even its German manufacturers foresaw this potential. So, the question still remains… Who invented the Molue? Is there anyone out there with the answer? (c)www.nu-well..com
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| Romance › Re: Guys Deny If You've Never Done This LOVE STUNT Before To A Girl You Love(pic) by nuwell(m): 4:08pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
WARNING!! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 7:57am On Apr 17, 2013 |
'Trouble dey sleep, Iyanga go wake am Na wetin e dey fin... Palaver e dey fin Palaver e go geti o!' Enough said. I really am trying to relate with this Chilo character. Keep firing, Ishi. Perhaps sometime in the future, I will make the connection. I am actually eager to come to an understanding of her compulsions. In the meantime, I'm totally Exasperated and Astounded by what is to me, the explicit 'senselessness' of this Chilo of a girl.  |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 10:29am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Mutaino7: 5yrs no be beans bros i go soon join ur league soon and probably serve in adamawa and have a sweet xperience like PDude or kogi and be like Mazi. *No washimi* Hmm... No comment on that one. Depends on what a sweet experience means to you. Good luck anyway |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 9:06am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Mutaino7: Are u an ex or undergraduate cos am still an undergraduate.Alumnus |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 8:49am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Mutaino7: A fellow futarian in da house.... Greeeeeeaaaaaat Futarian!!!! I hail you o! |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 8:38am On Apr 16, 2013 |
temi4fash: why you do I av dis feeling you a futarian...lol. You might just be right on the money, you know! ... Greeeeeeaaaaaat Futarian!!!! I hail you o! |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 6:00pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Ishilove: Nu-well, even at a point I had to stop, because I shaking my head and, was like "shiit, stoopid, stoopid girl". I totally agree with you.The cheapness of her 'falling' is the most infuriating part. Not like she didn't have it coming. And that's not to justify that those who get away with things like this are any less culpable. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
naijababe: Bros, I no be writer like Ishilove o but I go try sha.Thanks. Very insightful. Filed for further meditation. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 12:08pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
naijababe: Lol, I think Chilo has an identity crisis. She has a very high opinion of herself but zero sense of self-worthHmmm... this is deep revelation o! And I perceive truth in this statement. But could you aid my understanding by illustrating practically how this is possible? |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 6:29am On Apr 11, 2013*. Modified: 7:09am On Apr 11, 2013 |
I didn't know HOW strongly I felt about this matter until this point in the story. I don't know why I's so enraged, then disappointed, then just a seethingly resigned. Please, to all the Chilos out there, STOP! being silent about your struggles. Contrary to your assumptions, you cannot handle it unaided. If you can't find a kind, understanding confidante, at least you will make yourself accountable to someone whose derision will be an extra deterrent to indulging a bad habit. A Bad situation can only get Worse... ...unless you take positive action. My heart bleeds, my piece said. God help us all! |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 9:20am On Apr 10, 2013 |
mysticgal: ^nna even the man the fear say i go put am for the list,hin the take sofri sofri the do in tin.guYz practically do sex.eat,sleep,play,shit,school..sex  |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 6:18pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
Ishi, well done. Thank you for the updates. I already noticed the times around which you usually post updates. Can imagine the effort involved in trying to express fluid creativity through 'frightfully-slow-typing fingers' (Lolz). But the Voice can't be silenced, eh? *winks* Anyway, (in Yinka Davies yell), 'We' done!!!' Enthralling narrative. Following all the way. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 6:02pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
mysticgal: i must confess men are nut case,have never seen a sincere guy,except for my dad in my whole life.they cant date without sex.Nne, this is a Fallacy of Hasty Generalization, as I was taught in GNS 106 back in the day. Keep believing. At least, your own father disproves your theory. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 6:18am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Foxy_Ultimate: You choping pop corn, don't worry, it is on the house, do endeavour to return the wrist watch to the gate man. Thanks...Lolz. Err...actually, I brought my own specially-flavuored popcorn to the party. I may however conceed that the CLOCK mind u, does belong to the House. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by nuwell(m): 7:51pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
*Strolls in, flops on couch, grabs popcorn and hums to self between mouthfuls 'I'll forever be chasing after YOU...' * *Glances at clock at 5 minute intervals* |
| Science/Technology › Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by nuwell(m): 12:47pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
cheddarking: A house has 7 bedrooms and 2 living rooms....as well as a BQ comprising 1room/livingroom/toiletYeah, I'm interested in the results of this analysis too. OP can you research this too? |
| Fashion › Re: Rihanna In Ripped Denim: Sexy Or Not? (Pictures) by nuwell(m): 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Of all places for there to be a rip!She just had to ruin this one attempt to appear decently dressed |
| Car Talk › Re: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by nuwell(m): 3:22am On Apr 07, 2013 |
AmBeautiful: AmBeautiful:No be small thing o. Lolz |
