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Kestolove:
Inspector james sounds Igbo...

Imagine a human being!

Inspector James sounds Igbo!

What exactly is Igboic there... Inspector or James?

Human BEANS na im some of una be!

This whole Ebonyi PDP something, I am not understanding oo!

Christianity post

Why didn't I see a declaration popup that "I am a Christian and I believe that Christianity is the only true religion..." as I always see on Islamic post like Ruling for swallowing your saliva,etc?

Religious equality!

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Nigeria is already divided religiously. How could some states become Islamic States inside one country? Very soon some local government will want to become Islamic local governments.

Dear Pope, this can only be achievable if Nigeria has no state and local governments.

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So many officers fired in the air to disperse them. How were you able to pinpoint the officer who fired the killer shot? Since it was a stray bullet, was the officer's name engraved on it?

Lai on the beat!

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Calabar no dey waste time to burn thief. Wetin this pikin thief naa? NEPA no try, they still reduce us to lanterns

Happy birthday to GEJ

BafanaBafana:
The proof that the massacre took place is that CNN reported it. Very funny I must say. Even the haters aka Trump lovers are now cheering CNN.
There was shooting at Lekki toll gate, no doubt about that, but the question is, who was killed?
There has never been a time in this country where people are killed by the government and no family or friends can come out to say they were killed. This is the defence they put up when we ask them to tell us who was killed. Curious individuals even contributed money as reward for anyone who can come up with at least a verifiable identity of someone killed, all we hear is that the government also wants to kill them.
Same people who were forcing the Buhari is dead and Buhari is a clone theory down our throats now wants is to believe that some unknown persons were massacred by the Nigerian government.

sonwoolu visited casualties in the hospital and he confirmed 2deaths, which incident was that?

Cerebellum:
It myt End in Premium Death

So you advise us to only date a girl who is a member of Sisterhood?

Zamfara state doing illegal business? What a government!

Kal074:
Kudos to the forces.

I have read the comments from the beginning of this thread, this is the only motivational comment I have seen here.

All who are against the forces, especially police, now feel very ashamed to congratulate the police.

Not as if they don't like the post but their conscience will not allow them to say it.

The society has an obligation to protect those who protect them. Just how many days and we have seen the difference.

For those who say "end police", no society can function without the police in a democratic setting.

Saying this not because I am a police officer but that's the truth. If police is ended I must still survive like everyone alive because I was not born a police officer, my certificate will definitely, added to my skills, find me a job.

Congratulations, police for sanitizing the society

see am

menix:
Nah this kind person SARS suppose dey catch..

Beware of hate speech!
I don't want to hear anything about Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS)
It's a very dangerous diseases, please.

destiny322:
The level of complacency and carelessness from security persons in this country is alarming. I doubt if these guys go through proper training about their jobs before giving them guns to carry about and begin to feel like mini gods

Yeah, nice one.

but come to think of it: if these guys didn't go through proper training, who's fault is it?

Can someone know what he is not being thought? Most especially as it concerns Western technology?

Don't wanna "soro" much.

OAUTemitayo:
If I am Abike, I will find a way to offer condolence to the family.
But let's be sincere with ourself, the policeman was not on official duty. He went to drink(according to what we read). Trying to guilt trip Abike as being responsible doesn't look fair to me.

In as much as I don't judge a one sided story, I don't support willful killing!

What will an off duty cop be doing with a gun? I put it to you that the police officer was on official duty.

Some of these VIPs, you can move with them as an officer without even finding time to eat for almost 24hour.

Maybe the little time he got to eat was when he drank himself to that level.

Even though the writer did not mention anything about what transpired, I will advice that our youth should steer clear of officers with guns. Dead body no dey talk!

You are worth more than 2hK which I believe would have been funded by the officer's principal and not the family of the officer.

My humble "logomaki!"

Has APC zoned it to South East?

Una dey cry here for two people wey no know say una de exist!

WorkTheTalk:
Many years of terrorists attacks in Nigeria. The DSS hasn't been able to discover, freeze the bank accounts, and prosecute the sponsors.
But they have enough reasons to go after the bank accounts of peaceful protesters.
What a country!!!!

ever wondered why 406 "repentant Boko Haram" were recruited into the DSS? think of it!

Sermwell:
Is Abuja eastern part of Nigeria or you don't know how to read??

Does it mean that someone can not make enquiry and get informed without being insulted? Mr Sabi read, why you self no sabi write? Who taught you that rubbish that you used double question mark at the end of a sentence? See how your father has wasted money on your dumb brain!

What I don't understand here is Ikedi being charged with Penal code laws of northern Nigeria in the east, somebody should quote me and put me through, please. or is it what I'm thinking?

green red green,
good!

They gave you money to buy arms to fight armed men, you prefer prayers, nothing wey person no go hear for this country!

NAIRALAND CHIEF JUDGE, DO YOU NEED TO HERE FROM THE POLICE OR YOU JUST PASS THE JUDGEMENT, BECAUSE THIS STORY SWEET WELL WELL.

Mr lawyer, a young man detained for over six days for no just course. Till thy kingdom come, I disagree with you even though I have not heard from the police.

Note that there are offences that are not bailable offences, but you totally refused to mention anything that has been reported against the young man by another civilian.

You must have conducted yourself in a manner likely to cause breach of the peace in DPO officer that's why you tried to escape.

While we wait to hear from the police, just feel I should point out areas that, for my money, you could have been economical with the truth.

does Kano state have anything to do with the French government or Nigeria?

Jostoman:
You people even have time to dey react, all what they are doing now is just to create fear for Nigeria youth mind but e go shock them very soon.

my man, I see you

What a confused government!