₦airaland Forum

honeric01: Well, since it was stage managed, i'll let is slide. no pre-intimacy, nothing nothing. rubbish!

Men do not need much pre-intimacy. Watching is enough for most men.

ItsModella: OMG!!! why are y'all ganging up on me?

don't mind them. They jealous your experience.

xynerise: She has a Por.n series in her house. Season 1-10

as in eh silent killer. The rest of us na noise makers. See all the men wey I be think say be pros dey fall their hand and Modella dey lecture dem

ItsModella: Maybe the men stimulated themselves before going to her...you know, mästurbating and stuff like that.

just saying.

Chei! Someone is an expert

honeric01: And how many "dick" can she take at once? 3 at a go, and how many minutes would it take each of them to cum or aren't they allowed to cum? 2-5 minutes minimum for each to cum unless they gave them time. push 5 times and then leave. if that's the case, then that's not sex.

I do not find it surprising at all.

honeric01: Any intimate act that either the man or the woman cum is not sex to me. of what use is 3-4 humping without any of them experiencing anything "satisfactory"? staged managed "sex" is not sex and should never be counted as one.

smh

brokoto: I don't believe it. If it takes each guy 5 mins to come then 5*919 is still more than 24 hrs. Even if its an orgy of 5 men each at 5 minutes intervals it still won't fit. How was it done biko?

Who says an or.gy is one at a time?

[quote author=dl_jbd]mehn...so that's what's happening to my present MTN...so till April 28th before I will be allowed to subscribe on my own sim again? Well, I think the BIS is worth the money but only if you're not blocked off before you enjoy it sha. Make I gum to my GLO jare [/quote]OMG!
Bros show me the way na.

tinkinfela: Ovasabi too dey worry Nigerians...so because some of you browse facebook, youtube etc, you know Internet?

Categorically, he is correct lol, internet is simply bunch of websites/computers interconnected together. Saying I'm browsing the Internet simply means I'm browsing websites or other resources on the www.

Him saying "internets designed for fraud" is absolutely correct. In other words, network of websites/computers designed for fraud. That's all

You are even a bigger olodo! The Internet is never pluralized by adding an 's'. Na only George Bush suppose dey make that kind blunder. The Internet is not just a bunch of computer connections, so that there can now be multiple 'Internets'. Only a combo of local internetwork connections with routers can be properly called such ( Nairaland does not fall into that category), and it's even outdated with the arrival of the global network of networks. The Internet is a single global network of all networks using the Internet Protocol Suite.

The context in which he used it even shows he used 'Internets' in place of 'websites'. It is an unpardonable usage for someone who claims to be an authority in matters relating to internet fraud. Stop celebrating mediocrity!

totalbaby: i did for a while but u know nairaland can be addictive

Can I say "I told you so" now?

lalaosky: thanks for the compliment

thanks? Kai, lalaosky ooooo! You funny sha.

[quote author=Sabre-tooth]Lotsa annoying fvckers on NL.

Oahray: Crazy azz fvcker who thinks himself the smartest person there is. Azzhole v.13.3
Quite annoying how he adds 'lol' or 'lmao' to each post like some horrny biitch.[/quote]hahaha... A certain someone's intellect annoys a certain other someone.

190: this dude is the fakest thing since Nicki Minaj's azz.

lmao

tinkinfela: [size=14pt]Sentiment apart, he has a point. I know a small percentage of job seekers on Nairaland have been lured into one employment scam or more.[/size]

how does that translate into Nairaland being a website "DESIGNED FOR FRAUD"? Abi you no sabi english ni?

Lmao! NSCDC is fast becoming a joke. Their officials should just stop talking about the internet in public.

blue eyes1: Totally agree with Ruggedman. Those presenters just ridiculed d man,it was obvious he didn't kno it,so why make a show out of it? Mtcheeew

Peeps like you and Ruggedman amaze me, never able to get past emotional sentiment. The man ridiculed himself on tv! He tried to deceive the audience when he knew he did not know the answer.

At first it seemed he did not understand the question. It only became obvious he didn't know it when he said "daz all". Remember he is a representative of NSCDC on a show about job racketeering, he OUGHT TO KNOW his organisation's website!

Stallion84: It breaks my heart when our generation don't look beyond what is actually wrong and regard everything as a joke. When they attribute a societal failure to personal misfortune. How many people bothered to watch the whole length of the program and comment on how the gentleman was eloquent and sound in giving answers to the operational questions asked. The answers shows he actually knows his job role and was able to enlighten the public on what civil defense is all about, the role in the society, operations and a whole lot more. Even Bill Gates cannot answer all questions about microsoft. It is agreed that his method of evading the question was rather immature, but the Channels crew member made a whole mess of the whole program as if the guest was nothing.
We are talking professional journalism here and that is not how it is done. Is it that all Generals in Nigeria know the Nigeria Army website?? Does that make them less a general? The sarcasm shown by the crew in the repeating a wrong answer was directed for public molestation. It is wrong. No one is an omniscient and for a guest that has done well so far, he doesn't deserve how he was treated. Channels tv did not re-broadcast where he answered their questions professionally, rather they chose to cut a clip of ridicule and tweet around.
I don't expect most people to agree with me here because the hilarious part has clouded their judgement but channels crew needs to tender an apology.

Cut the crap jare! Channels TV is not the one that edited the clip or circulated it. Did you even bother finding out before attempting to begin your human rights activist career here?

There was nothing unprofessional about what the journalists did. I might have even laughed if I were in their shoes, but they didn't. They asked him a question which he answered like he did not understand the question. So they tactfully tried to guide him by asking more questions like "where do you go to when you want to find out about about NSCDC?" When he finally gave them a url, it was shocking. All they asked afterwards was "that's it?"

It's not the duty of journalists to babysit anyone. If you do not know the answer to a question, just say so. The media is the watch dog of the society. You do not expect a watch dog not to bark just so it does not embarass the intruder.

It's easy to say "when they knew he did not know the answer", because most of us already knew he didn't know the answer even before we first watched the clip. It was a simple question he was asked, not a riddle. Anyone who thinks they were unprofessional knows nothing about journalism.

If it were GEJ on the hot seat being interviewed by Amanpour, no one would accuse the latter of unprofessionalism, rather they would insult GEJ for embarassing Nigeria.

The game is crap.

mechummy:

babe, how far? E don tey o.

xynerise: now who is the fake and who is the original?

double 'i' is the original one I know sha.

I bet some pastors would soon start using this in church.

*pastor accent*
Tell your enemy: "my oga at the top does not sleep"

*church choruses*
My oga at the top does not sleep.

*pastor*
tell your enemy "my oga at the top is a consuming fire."

*chorus*
My oga at the top is a consuming fire.

*pastor*
By the grace of God your enemy is not in this church. But wherever they are may they be silenced by fire like dot com IJN!

*church goes wild*
AAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!!

*enters thread riding on a cheetah*
Abeg make I comment incase this thing enter front page so my name fit appear for newspaper.

[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]lol no vex. Wel my pics have always been real but i dnt blame ya. I bet u are not use to fine gals so its okay [/quote]hahaha... If I were you, I wouldn't put all my money on it. Wait, if I claim your former pic was fake cos I'm not used to fine girls, why e come dey pain you? I think you ought to be proud of it