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ItsModella wee not kee somebori o. *sprinkling holywater on thread*

ItsModella: Thank you, I was about to disown you sef. I neve see the kain papa wey go wan f*ck him pikin.. I must be lucky so I agree to do.

:O Chisos!

spikes C: I'd rather shoot him through the eyes. Just like Cain and Abel

Good boy. *hands him a variety of guns*
just make it quick and painless

Spikes C, don't tell me you'd let this great unspeakable image-denting morale-killing ego-deflating defamation by binger pass just like that.

It can be stumbled upon from a google search o. Better press charges while there is still electricity.

binger: @Spikes...i saw the nonsense u scribbled .U be learner oh! No wonder u dey turn any lady we no gree u into ur daughter.

ouch!

@fellis, what is your real gender sef? Today you are male, tomorrow female.

As for your post, speak for yourself, or better still, copy and paste for yourself

@Idowuogbo, the baddest razzest juiciest catfish in the Nairaland aquarium, I stand ontop dopejemi's peter-pan left ear salute you o!

spikes C: naah, just a bunch of loosers whining around. Even the babe na confirm catfish

Ehya. Thanks... I remember the babe's handle from miss nairaland contest. Voted her once or twice.

Em... Hi guys, did anyone figure out who the catfish of the catfish thread was? I no fit read thru 20pages.

The derailers thread world has moved 34 pages ahead?

To think I was just about quoting someone.

This thread no dey move again?
By the way, 5902nd to comment

Hahaha... Channel 190 sha
This your story was lame from birth, and you tried too hard to make it walk. People have already exposed you, so no need to add mine. I'd just have a good laugh at your expense

bakynes: you are one of the fools sorry to say that have been brain washed by the white pple who wrote the bible, Africans are the aboriginal man on the face of the earth and everything in the bible was rewritten to make you feel less about yourself.Everything in the bible is all about events that happened way before Europeans existed

My first paragraph clearly showed I was using THE SAME BIBLE HE USED for his argument to disprove what he said. How did you miss it? Blindness, illiteracy, or plain stupi.dity?

The Bible is not the reason for your inferiority complex, since it hardly ever put emphasis on skin colour, so stop taking out your frustrations on it. It did mention that Egypt (yes, they were black) was the first world power and the greatest civilization at that time. What other info do you need to polish your racist ego? Huh? You should be channeling your Nairaland agitation into making Africa more developed than 'later races' that are light years ahead already.

obadiah777: NOT EVERYONE IN THE REGION WAS BLACK. JUST SOUTH OF JERUSALEM WAS THE LAND OF EDOM. THOSE ARE GREEKS AND ROMANS WHO MOVED THERE FROM MT SEIR AND THE CAUCUS MOUNTAINS OF GEORGIA RUSSIA AND TOOK OVER.

Did you bother reading the post I replied before quoting me?

Shymex said EVERYONE mentioned in the Bible was black. Grind your axe with him.

shymexx: I don't do back and forth with kids - go play bingo with your mates in the park, or something...

All those names you mentioned were included in the plagiarised version to make it sound European... I've got the original copy(the book of the dead) and those names aren't there...

I don't have time for your stupidity - ignore mode!!

lmao. You call the book of the dead the original Bible? Rotflmao.
Ok, you are just nuts. The book of the dead is just an Egyptian funeral text, a collection of funeral spells supposedly to help the Egyptian reach the afterlife!

Kai, you are even worse than I thought! Prude, trying to sound smart.

nex: Everytime I see Africans brandishing their ignorance so glaringly, I realise how much work the Gentiles (Europeans/Oyibo) have put in to the propaganda of Europeanizing Jesus, God, and everyone else in the Bible.

All the original Hebrews were Africans! In fact, the first time any member of the Hebrew nation ever left the African continent, it was when Moses split the Red Sea. He was leading the the Jews and some other accompanying members of the tribe of Israel to the Promised Land, which was a new place. He wasn't taking them back home to where Joseph and his brothers were born.

A simple analysis to show this is that the tribes of Israel leaving Egypt had to cross a sea (meaning they were leaving the continent in which Egypt was). However, when Joseph's brothers were going to Egypt from their original land, did they ever cross any sea? No. They were originally from a land in the same continent as Egypt, between Cush and Nubia (modern Ethiopia and Sudan). Being migratory herdsmen, it iis clear that they must have journeyed from farther down the continent.

Now your clear ignorance is sickening. Let me disprove your logic with the same Bible.

After leaving Egypt, the Israelites encamped at E'tham, "at the edge of the wilderness" (Exodus 13:20).
Then God told Moses to tell the nation to TURN BACK and encamp between Migdol and the Red Sea. Why? So Pharoah and the Egyptians would see them and think they are wandering in confusion (Exodus 14:1-3)

Joseph came to Egypt from the land of Canaan. Beside the fact that it was expressly stated, it is also obvious from the reply of Joseph's brothers when they came to buy food. They said they came from Canaan! Funny enough, the promised land was the land of Canaan.

If crossing a sea means they left for a strange place, what does trekking for 40years mean? Were they trekking to the moon?

shymexx: Firstly, the bible is a book of allegories plagiarised from the continent of Africa, and the book the bible was copied from was WRITTEN by BLACK PEOPLE and all the CHARACTERS IN THE BIBLE WERE BLACKS...

Yes, even Augustus Caesar, the other Romans and Greeks were black. Dummy! Do you really have to hawk your ignorance here?

It also makes no sense to you that the Bible (Jer 13:23) mentions a CUSHITE (Ethiopian) unable to change his skin just as a leopard cannot change his spots. How someone who claims to be smart cannot realise the deliberate pointer at a different skin baffles me. Cush means black. Does it make sense to you that in a region with everyone black, some people are specifically called black? Think man, just this once. It doesnt hurt.

Its funny how people try to show off how smart they are but end up exposing a deficiency in their reasoning skills.

Rotlmao... Home video na dirty sha. Other people notice what I notice.

niggadee: ethiopian are really negro hebrew Israelites

Epic fail! Ethiopians descended from Cush, son of Ham, son of Noah.

On the other hand, the Jews are sons of Jacob who descended from Shem, son of Noah and brother of Ham.

[quote author=baby_123]This is a very impressive story. She was definitely a woman of great importance, wealth and influence. Who exactly was she? The quran calls the queen of sheba Bilquis. Yoruba barstardization of bilqis is bilikisu. And that is what the locals call her. A wall spanning 100 miles, wow.The Ogun state government should take care of the site and make it a tourist center. Also invite better archeologists to make their experiments. This is a wonderful story, and something of pride even if found untrue. That a Yoruba woman could achieve all this. . Haters on this thread can drink poison. . It is a UNESCO heritage site after all. Very impressive this bilikisu. But what else is to be expected from a Yoruba woman? [/quote]typical victim of skin-induced low self esteem. Racism has succeeded in rubbishing the black skin that people now believe that if a yoruba woman actually married King Solomon amongst 699 other wives and 300 concubines, its something worth celebrating. No b una fault. Mtscheeew *spits*

NB: the Queen of Sheba didnt even marry Solomon, and she wasnt Yoruba.

Lmao @ peeps trying so hard to paint Jews black so Igbos can come from them, or trying to yorubalize the Queen of Sheba to make themselves feel good.

I'd say its crap. Jews were never black at any time in history.

ogtavia: na so all these drivers behave,if someone has d mind to throw a massive stone at a moving car,imagine wat he'll do when the occupants of the car steps out of it....whoever did it had a sinister plan...

its obviously robbers. If the driver was foolish enough to stop, they would have gotten robbed.

Lmao

ItsModella:

you're crazy, you know that, right?

No doc. Is it very bad?

ikekings: Whenever, i click on your profile, i see a monkey staring at me ... Abeg show face jare... I will extend ur greetings to he...

ItsModella: *rolls eyes to Nigeria and back*

firestar: Word!

hmmm... Was she inspiration for your handle? The firestar of avengers and x-men?

Wonderwoman is a warrior, thor is a god of thunder, the son of odin. He'd kill her.

Brisingr: thor got his ass handed over to him in the comic book cross over jla vs avengers so thor isn't the one to beat superman i agree that marvel is the better universe, better comic stories and even better movies than the crapfest dc keep churning out but superman is the greatest ever.

nah, not thor. Superman even once absorbed a blow from thor's hammer without moving an inch. Only hulk can truly battle superman there.
Thor can defeat wonder woman and even batman.

Redmosquito: AMADIOHA!

you want amadioha to battle her? He would lick his lips and belch after 3mins

seriously some superheroes no just join at all. Person like captain america just dey there, no superhuman ability. He's just a bloody human.