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ItsModella: btw, I'm gonna change my siggy to "ItsModella's tutorial on how to not give a f*ck"

from 'sun goddess' to 'goddess of the sun'. Nice

ItsModella: like seriously, what sort of song is this? did you make it up or what?

*sighs* You'v been away too long my daughter...

[quote author=acidosis™]ahahahahaha.... i jam another military men again ooo... making the 4th 2nite...
abeg make i quick enter my house... I don tire..![/quote] *singing*
poor man wey tif maggi dem go show e face for crime fighter (crime fighter)...
Rich man wey tiff money dem no go show e face for crime fighter (crime fighter)...
Oya lead us well, no let this nation to fall inside well...
*voice trails off*

*chanting nursery rhyme*
I see lalaosky. Lalaosky sees me. God bless oahray and God bless me!

[quote author=gree-die]someone's nightcrawling will definitely affect someone's activities today... wat was i thinking?
i don go[/quote]wait small jor. U know say na me dey first you sleep

ItsModella: are you that skinny or what that he had to mistake you for a lady? press the damn charges.

[quote author=acidosis™]Thanks bro, don't listen to modella... its her nature [/quote]oh that internal battle between good and evil again. *shuts eyes and shakes head vigorously to silence the voices in my head.

[quote author=gree-die]ah... u dis boy, u just had to make me drink my pills? [/quote]I was hoping they were sleeping pills. You sure say you dey sleep so?

ItsModella: he indirectly called you a girl...are you gonna let that slide?

I was about to press charges until he knelt down to apologize.
[quote author=acidosis™]we re good bro... i mistook u 4 a lady [/quote]apology accepted cos I know you o.

[quote author=gree-die]as usual.... urs?[/quote]as usual too, just as it usually is.

hope someone's nightcrawling wouldnt affect someone's activities later in the day.

[quote author=acidosis™]Seems im the only guy here....wow[/quote]pardon?

[quote author=gree-die]but, is he really always online? [/quote]lol. 'All generalizations are false', remember?

[quote author=gree-die]aww... i understand it now. the sk constant is= ie the sametin as me o raye s.hit mehn, meaning u can substitute sk for 24....: R= (D^2)C24?? [/quote]yup. How was your day?

ItsModella: makes no sense but what the heck? it sounds intelligent.

u think? This is what it means... Every romance section thread outside this is a closed volatile system, and derailing it would attract an exaggerated (square of derailing) ban swifter than the speed of light from ban-happy sexkillz who is always online (constant value of 24hrs)

[quote author=gree-die]ok. i think i understand.....up to a point.

if R= (D^2)CSk, why put equal to (=) me o raye s.hit
mehn? can der be 2 = in 1 equation or do u mean R( 24hrs)=.....[/quote]lol. Each variable in the equation is being defined there. Only the constant Sk has a definite value which equals 24hrs. Sk is always online 24hrs

The caracta I kno no dey quick e-vex. Who is that using her account? Confess now or....!

Caracta: Smh...

Goodnight y'all. I still dey vex sha. Seriously!

why?

[quote author=gree-die]derailers good morning o... una no dey sleep?

oahray, explain ur siggy kita kita[/quote]good morning dear. Welcome.

Em... Na formula based on Oahray's Law of Ban-hungry Fingers:

"In any closed volatile (romance section) system (thread), the rate of bans is directly proportional to the square of the derailing times speed of light"

this can be represented mathematically by introducing a mod as shown below:

R= (D^2)CSk
where R is rate of ban, D is derailing, C is speed of light and Sk is the sexkillz constant= the value of 'mi o raye shi.t mehn' (number of hours the mod spends online which in this case is approximately 24hrs daily)

dont8: Maybe we need to take him to Rev. King in Kirikiri for deliverance, what do you think/suggest?

I agree, totally. Every spirit of magun must be washed away with petrol and dried with fire. Amen somebody!

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Yes o. She carried me on her back from Mile 3 to Ogbu-na-abali [/color]

and it lasted three minutes? That was fast! some people say they reach cloud nine.

dont8: Who placed magun for my Eze? Eze was my boy and a very hardworking boy at that, Eeyah

*Pity mode activated*

lol. I dunno who put it o, but I know he (Eze) 'climbed' tonto dikeh, that's why he could 'fall off'.

ikekings: **yawns**... Goodnight to you guys... Isi modella, binger, spikes c, oahray, eze promoe and co...

good night bro

dont8: *Breaks spinal cord*

that's what magun can do to a man immobilty.

These people haf come again with their language. *hurried exit*

spikes C: Like this head

hahahaha... Where you see that kind pic?

ItsModella: what I did or didn't do for my dead bf is classified.

you think say na only you fit do juju, no let me invoke Amadioha o.

*looks at the cowries again and shakes head* The gods are wise. You may return home my daughter. You have the answer already. When you are ready to know it, unclassify that which has been classified.
*chews kola*

ItsModella: Oahray, I hear say na Edo people dey sweet pass for ritual, na their head dey bring in money plenntyyy!!

No o... That was a mis-information. Na Igbo heads. Edo people sabi the jazz pass the native doctor sef. Dem still get natural odeshi to non-edo jazz.

ItsModella: no, my dead boyfriend said it...abeg, clarify the message on that your banner.

oh, that... *gulps* em... Its uhmm...
*in a dibia's voice*
so you want to know what the boyfriend meant eh?
*throws cowries and bends neck to observe, shakes head*
hmmm.... Is there something you didnt do for this boyfriend?

spikes C: chai, what are you not saying
Dont you know there're big boys here

But don't worry sha, ogwu ego still dey. Just chose one, and we can then use Oahray for the rituals

hahaha... You never hear say some heads no dey good for ritual? The native doctor fit swear for you for trying to kill him and his juju.

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Na me like am [/color]

yeah, and pigs can fly. Unless you used an alt acct which didnt show in the viewing centre, its CFC fan

ItsModella: by give it at times, do you mean 'give a f*ck' at times?

me? Did I say that? I want my lawyer.

ItsModella: but I hate giving f*cks

ok, what do you think I should change it to?

just something different, and... different
*silently marching around with "IT MAKES THE WORLD GET POPULATED, GIVE IT AT TIMES" banner.

I fit bet Idowuogbo razzness say na CFC fan like that Eze promoe 'more than a Tonto brother or fan' post.