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Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 2:01pm On Jan 10, 2013
sexyseun: derailing which of ur thread Mr Oga?
this one na. What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine.
Its a great chat/fight thread btw.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 1:34pm On Jan 10, 2013
sexyseun: madam know all
stop derailing our chat thread tongue
Literature › Re: Writing Is Not For Dummies by Oahray: 1:32pm On Jan 10, 2013
"Intelligent people see both sides of a coin. A writer sees both sides and the edge." -Oahray
Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op):
He just stopped. Are what? Many words and not even one eased my confusion. I looked back at the female. Her lips seemed to have formed a smile. She looked up at the one who spoke, who seemed to be their leader, and then back at me.

"we are man... The Moonman race" Their leader finally continued. "You are home, where you truly belong, you are one of us."

"Rubbish!" I retorted.
They gasped. Their colours turned pale. Only the female remained the way she was. Their leader glared at her. She shrugged and turned pale too.

"This is just one silly dream that only seems real. You are all in my head! No one lives on the moon, much less humans who can speak English. This is my dream and I get to say what happens. I am not one of you. I'd wake up soon and you will all be gone" I yelled.

For several seconds no one talked. They stared at me. I returned the favour.

"Earthling, Son of Huu, like the lower lifeforms of Terra you see nothing and know much less. Like your father, you are arrogant." their leader continued. "There is alot you must learn."
He sounded like some know-all control freak. I instantly disliked him.

"You know nothing about me!" I fumed "or my father, not even his name!"
Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op):
That was when I saw them...
* * * * * * * * * *
A crowd of strange creatures stared at me, curiosity etched on their faces. They looked human. Okay, maybe a different breed.

They stood remarkably tall with big feet and large ears. Like me, they glowed but with different colours and intensity. With large piercing eyes, they stared on.
He spoke. The one who had been speaking.

"You are learning Earthling. I am impressed"

Earthling? He sounded like those proud alien warlords in movies. It made little sense to me, yet I said nothing and instead studied him. He was taller than everyone else, with an expression I could not quite read. It looked like he was clothed with light, like everyone else. Like the others, his eyes seemed further apart than any human I had seen and they glowed turquoise like the rest of him. Just above his eyes his thin curved brows seemed to meet at the middle. Beside him stood a female of whatever they were. The only female I could see around.

Like her people, she looked like any lady would look save for her eyes, ears and feet. Like me, she glowed blue. With dark hair that flowed down behind her, she was beautiful. Strange in a way that made me remember my childhood crushes. Well, mother still called me a child.

"You are welcome" the spokesman finally said after it became obvious I was not going to talk. No that I didnt want to, but the sight before me was a strange mix of scary, exciting and impossible. It didn't seem real.

"Who are you? Where am I?" I heard myself say.

"We are the guardians of the Light, first offspring of The One, the origin of worlds... We are..."
Family › Re: Brag About Your Spouse! by Oahray: 12:42pm On Jan 10, 2013
Beync: He's gold hearted
He's loving, caring and forgiving
Can'tn trade him for anything in the world.
shocked Beync, you don marry? shocked
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: lol@ groundnut boy , anyway we can send them to you , i wish cameroon was a mono ethnic group ... undecided
[url][/url]https://www.nairaland.com/378997/what-yorubas-think-ijebu-people#5285509
lol@thread. Ijebu is a yoruba kingdom, not an ethnicity. They do have good garri. Eat it with a Nigerian soup or your groundnut soup and you would wish you could change your nationality.

I wish Cameroun was mono-ethnic too. You wouldnt have been able to deny your brother Ndiefi grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 12:16pm On Jan 10, 2013
Lmao!!! Blyss serves you right! Next time don't attempt to settle a fight I am enjoying tongue
Sports › Re: Prophecies For Football In 2013 by Oahray: 11:30am On Jan 10, 2013
February 13: There are awkward scenes at the Donbass Arena when Chelsea show up in full match kit, ready to take to the field for Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League last 16. "But ... we're Champions of Europe," a confused John Terry repeats to the referee umpteen times before the Blues are finally herded away from the premises.
hahahahahahahahaha *falls from stamford bridge* grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Prophecies For Football In 2013 by Oahray: 11:24am On Jan 10, 2013
December 8: Lionel Messi scores 160 goals in one game against a shellshocked Real Sociedad. Bookmakers pay out on him winning the Ballon d'Or. Cristiano Ronaldo tearily retires from professional football.
grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: i don't take them as different group they/we are all BETI that's why i wrote BETI-Ewondo lol we have more ethnicity trust me
just like an Ijebu is yoruba an ikwere is igbo etc mind you we almost have all your northern Ethnicity undecided .
lol... no one is calling the Ijebu a different ethnicity. Yoruba is yoruba, igbo is igbo. However those are the major ethnic groups (population wise) there are several ethnic groups that are not nearly as populated. Do you have any idea how many such groups occupy the middle belt alone? Been to the south south?
O ye groundnut boy, don't say what you know nothing of. tongue tongue
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: i have been on a several threads here you guys were not even able to list 50 undecided you sure many sub-groups but not more than 50 ethnicity.
If you take Ewondo, Fang, Bane Mbida-Mbane, Mvog-Nyenge, and Eton to be different ethnic groups despite their common Beti origin, what do you have against the number of ethnic groups in Nigeria?

Your country is guilty of that which you condemn tongue
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 7:20pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: only if you beat 250 cool we are Africa in miniature cool
Sure. Google it. You'd likely see 'more than 250' in every site.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 7:06pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: how many ETHNICITY DO YOU GUYS HAVE IN NIGERIA?
More than you guys have in cameroon. We are the Giant of Africa, remember.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2013
shymexx: OP,
And someone said Edo girls on the same thread looool... I've never met a pretty Edo chic in my life... Most of them have fvcked faces on nice bodies...
have you ever met a fish-eating eskimo in your life?
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:55pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: .
how someone can attempt to make bold an already bold text beats me lipsrsealed
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 6:45pm On Jan 09, 2013
100th page. Hmmm... Market dey move for Ije. I was here sha.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:31pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: this dude must have all nlders's posts recorded in his phone wth grin grin shocked shocked
yes, don't lie deny your words next time grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:19pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Let me make sure my quote is correct....

"Black a Color to a Continent smh we are not black we are African Tribesman"~~~My Niqqah Cam!

So on November 26 2012 the Term Tribesman Was Kosher...

But on January 9TH 2013...the word tribe is Offensive?

...Lol

Ma Niqqah .... grin
[/quote]hehehehehe grin Classic Snoop dogg
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:10pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: he is lucky what else did he say undecided undecided. and why did you say we try small ?
he said em... That you guys give birth alot, that's why your language is popular among the Beti languages.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 6:03pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: they all eat that cool you can't resist esp with plantain or rice and meat.
how in the hell do you even know about that i know for sure there is no Beti-Ewondo who will present himself this way :hello we are the groundnut people lmao so tell me who is the Cameroonian who told you about that and what was his ethnicity tho i have my idea grin undecided
em... One Mr Research. Can't remember the native name. Have any idea what tribe he's from?
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:53pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: not that much we just have the most popular soup which is made with groundnut lol and called fiang owondo. do not confuse Ewondo=the ethnicity and Owondo=groundnut
groundnut soup is actually your most popular soup? Groundnut people grin
*whispering* Em... Just curious. Does Ndiefi eat the groundnut soup too? lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:42pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: lol how do you know that grin grin tho groundnuts=owondo not Ewondo, our haters are just confuse cool
Cos I gave you a lil hope as to looks? swear you guys don't eat groundnut alot angry
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:34pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: BAKA=pygmies do i sound like a pygmies? lol ...m from the centre BETI-EWONDO cool
Ok the groundnut people. Your peeps dey try small.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:20pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: lolm you implied it grin grin grin anyway i really don't care we aint related in any way cool
ok, where are you from? Are you Baka? grin grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2013
Idowuogbo: and only Orunmila's intervention gon make dem sea mammals accept u wen u finally get moved into ur presidential suite in d aquarium . ur face alone dey make dolphin cry. anofia!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:09pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: pius ndiefi aint from my ethnicity lol free him beauty is in the eye of the beholder tongue tongue. grin grin
is Taiwo human?
hehehe... That voice you heard telling you Ndiefi is ugly wasnt mine grin I said nothing of that sort.
Must be your conscience tongue
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:06pm On Jan 09, 2013
Chai! *falls from mat* Girls are evil abeg. See insult grin
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:01pm On Jan 09, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: so far yoruba if you are talking about Nigeria.butif you are talking about the whole continent ,i will say mine hands down cool
lol. Where is Ndiefi from again? A woman gave birth to him grin tongue
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 5:00pm On Jan 09, 2013
abiL: Are you a learner?

No one bear grudges on a forum.
well that is as true as the claim that "no one attempts to speak for others on a forum". Continue your fight jor.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 4:49pm On Jan 09, 2013
Well this thread has been a revelation. Whoever thought Idowuogbo, Shollypopz and abiL could ever be on the same side in a fight?

Miracles like these happen and atheists say there is no God lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Most Beautiful Women? by Oahray: 4:45pm On Jan 09, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I don't get something here

Is sexyseun Seunplushuh[/color]
*'cat out of the bag' theme music plays softly in background* grin

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