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sexyseun: derailing which of ur thread Mr Oga?this one na. What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine. Its a great chat/fight thread btw. |
sexyseun: madam know allstop derailing our chat thread ![]() |
"Intelligent people see both sides of a coin. A writer sees both sides and the edge." -Oahray |
He just stopped. Are what? Many words and not even one eased my confusion. I looked back at the female. Her lips seemed to have formed a smile. She looked up at the one who spoke, who seemed to be their leader, and then back at me. "we are man... The Moonman race" Their leader finally continued. "You are home, where you truly belong, you are one of us." "Rubbish!" I retorted. They gasped. Their colours turned pale. Only the female remained the way she was. Their leader glared at her. She shrugged and turned pale too. "This is just one silly dream that only seems real. You are all in my head! No one lives on the moon, much less humans who can speak English. This is my dream and I get to say what happens. I am not one of you. I'd wake up soon and you will all be gone" I yelled. For several seconds no one talked. They stared at me. I returned the favour. "Earthling, Son of Huu, like the lower lifeforms of Terra you see nothing and know much less. Like your father, you are arrogant." their leader continued. "There is alot you must learn." He sounded like some know-all control freak. I instantly disliked him. "You know nothing about me!" I fumed "or my father, not even his name!" |
That was when I saw them... * * * * * * * * * * A crowd of strange creatures stared at me, curiosity etched on their faces. They looked human. Okay, maybe a different breed. They stood remarkably tall with big feet and large ears. Like me, they glowed but with different colours and intensity. With large piercing eyes, they stared on. He spoke. The one who had been speaking. "You are learning Earthling. I am impressed" Earthling? He sounded like those proud alien warlords in movies. It made little sense to me, yet I said nothing and instead studied him. He was taller than everyone else, with an expression I could not quite read. It looked like he was clothed with light, like everyone else. Like the others, his eyes seemed further apart than any human I had seen and they glowed turquoise like the rest of him. Just above his eyes his thin curved brows seemed to meet at the middle. Beside him stood a female of whatever they were. The only female I could see around. Like her people, she looked like any lady would look save for her eyes, ears and feet. Like me, she glowed blue. With dark hair that flowed down behind her, she was beautiful. Strange in a way that made me remember my childhood crushes. Well, mother still called me a child. "You are welcome" the spokesman finally said after it became obvious I was not going to talk. No that I didnt want to, but the sight before me was a strange mix of scary, exciting and impossible. It didn't seem real. "Who are you? Where am I?" I heard myself say. "We are the guardians of the Light, first offspring of The One, the origin of worlds... We are..." |
Beync: He's gold hearted |
CAMEROONPRIDE: lol@ groundnut boy , anyway we can send them to you , i wish cameroon was a mono ethnic group ...lol@thread. Ijebu is a yoruba kingdom, not an ethnicity. They do have good garri. Eat it with a Nigerian soup or your groundnut soup and you would wish you could change your nationality. I wish Cameroun was mono-ethnic too. You wouldnt have been able to deny your brother Ndiefi ![]() |
Lmao!!! Blyss serves you right! Next time don't attempt to settle a fight I am enjoying ![]() |
February 13: There are awkward scenes at the Donbass Arena when Chelsea show up in full match kit, ready to take to the field for Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League last 16. "But ... we're Champions of Europe," a confused John Terry repeats to the referee umpteen times before the Blues are finally herded away from the premises.hahahahahahahahaha *falls from stamford bridge* ![]() |
December 8: Lionel Messi scores 160 goals in one game against a shellshocked Real Sociedad. Bookmakers pay out on him winning the Ballon d'Or. Cristiano Ronaldo tearily retires from professional football. ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: i don't take them as different group they/we are all BETI that's why i wrote BETI-Ewondo lol we have more ethnicity trust melol... no one is calling the Ijebu a different ethnicity. Yoruba is yoruba, igbo is igbo. However those are the major ethnic groups (population wise) there are several ethnic groups that are not nearly as populated. Do you have any idea how many such groups occupy the middle belt alone? Been to the south south? O ye groundnut boy, don't say what you know nothing of. ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: i have been on a several threads here you guys were not even able to list 50If you take Ewondo, Fang, Bane Mbida-Mbane, Mvog-Nyenge, and Eton to be different ethnic groups despite their common Beti origin, what do you have against the number of ethnic groups in Nigeria? Your country is guilty of that which you condemn ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: only if you beat 250Sure. Google it. You'd likely see 'more than 250' in every site. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: how many ETHNICITY DO YOU GUYS HAVE IN NIGERIA?More than you guys have in cameroon. We are the Giant of Africa, remember. |
shymexx: OP,have you ever met a fish-eating eskimo in your life? |
CAMEROONPRIDE: .how someone can attempt to make bold an already bold text beats me ![]() |
100th page. Hmmm... Market dey move for Ije. I was here sha. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: this dude must have all nlders's posts recorded in his phone wthyes, don't ![]() |
[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Let me make sure my quote is correct.... "Black a Color to a Continent smh we are not black we are African Tribesman"~~~My Niqqah Cam! So on November 26 2012 the Term Tribesman Was Kosher... But on January 9TH 2013...the word tribe is Offensive? ...Lol Ma Niqqah .... [/quote]hehehehehe Classic Snoop dogg |
CAMEROONPRIDE: he is lucky what else did he sayhe said em... That you guys give birth alot, that's why your language is popular among the Beti languages. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: they all eat thatem... One Mr Research. Can't remember the native name. Have any idea what tribe he's from? |
CAMEROONPRIDE: not that much we just have the most popular soup which is made with groundnut lol and called fiang owondo. do not confuse Ewondo=the ethnicity and Owondo=groundnutgroundnut soup is actually your most popular soup? Groundnut people ![]() *whispering* Em... Just curious. Does Ndiefi eat the groundnut soup too? ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: lol how do you know thatCos I gave you a lil hope as to looks? swear you guys don't eat groundnut alot ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: BAKA=pygmies do i sound like a pygmies? lol ...m from the centre BETI-EWONDOOk the groundnut people. Your peeps dey try small. |
CAMEROONPRIDE: lolm you implied itok, where are you from? Are you Baka? ![]() |
Idowuogbo: and only Orunmila's intervention gon make dem sea mammals accept u wen u finally get moved into ur presidential suite in d aquarium . ur face alone dey make dolphin cry. anofia! ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: pius ndiefi aint from my ethnicity lol free him beauty is in the eye of the beholderhehehe... That voice you heard telling you Ndiefi is ugly wasnt mine I said nothing of that sort.Must be your conscience ![]() |
Chai! *falls from mat* Girls are evil abeg. See insult ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: so far yoruba if you are talking about Nigeria.butif you are talking about the whole continent ,i will say mine hands downlol. Where is Ndiefi from again? A woman gave birth to him ![]() |
abiL: Are you a learner?well that is as true as the claim that "no one attempts to speak for others on a forum". Continue your fight jor. |
Well this thread has been a revelation. Whoever thought Idowuogbo, Shollypopz and abiL could ever be on the same side in a fight? Miracles like these happen and atheists say there is no God ![]() |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]I don't get something here*'cat out of the bag' theme music plays softly in background* ![]() |
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