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lalaosky: yeah...that's right..thanks for bailing me outdnt thank me, get me popcorn, and help me congratulate sexkillz for making it easy to kill the derailers' paradise. Am out. This headache no be here o. |
lalaosky: yeah...she sang it for her EX. Tailor lautner..maybe i didn't get the name right.i'll check again but i think i'm rightabi Back to December? |
lalaosky: tailor swifthuh? ![]() |
hornipipe: ﮔﺮﺑﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﯽ ﺧﺒﺮ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻩ nah i am 33 and i have a job, i Cater for my wife and kids from the money i make on a daily basis, can't remember the last time i saw my parentsok I guess غحع اشرث ىح هيثش صاشف غحع صقحفث |
lalaosky: who?...me and sholly?...wake up man!!....she will cuss me out and i might be tempted to give some knuckle sandwich and next you know, she will team up with abiL and itsmodella to call the cops on me forlol. I like the way you keep details of your crushes. Tell me, do you write in your diary? ![]() |
lalaosky: am i the only who thinks shollypawpaw will make a good wife to caseless/ezepromoe?.lmao. Lalaosky, you are on heat too. The both of you would make a great pair ![]() |
hornipipe: yes i am and its unlimited internet time too.nice! I also bet you are still eating mommy's food and spending daddy's money. Its a free world jor, and life is good. Enjoy ![]() |
Eze Promoe: Still reviving that issuenoted! |
hornipipe: man its a free world #justsayingtooyeah, I bet you are browsing for free. |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]You don forget road to Lagos Lagoon?lolz. After seeing your many links on the Maria G matter wey no concern you, all I can say is "hi pot, u need a mirror" ![]() in other news, your font colour is not reader friendly. You don't use light shades of bright colours like yellow when the background is white. #justsaying |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]It's my ID!smh. Copycat, copy their handle join na. #imustusefontcolor |
Hehehehehehe silly reverse psychology. |
Hehehehe... This babe is so on heat ![]() oya @Shollypopz don't quit na. Continue, miss Voldermort. |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Sexkillz single handedly chased Romance posters away from the Romance section and now here they are, where they've found comfort under Ije's thread. Now the derailers paradise is as good as a vacated camp. Lomance di boling no thanks to that enwe ocha ahu dem dey call Sexkillz.[/color]Abeg stop using yellow font jor ![]() |
Shollypopz: @ Oahray just because I said u used ur brain for once doesn't mean you can be mentioning my ID anyhow.lol. If you are not Voldermort, your ID can be mentioned at will. Isnt it high time you used yours too? I heard brains can be used more than once, so don't be scared ![]() That fight is stale ish already, know when to quit. |
lalaosky: omo, that one go hard o...can you help me out with the law governing sexkillz ban happy fingerssexkillz ban happy finger law states that: "In any closed volatile system, the rate of bans is directly proportional to the square of the derailing times speed of light" when we introduce the equals sign, we have R= (D^2)CSk where R is rate of ban, D is derailing, C is speed of light and Sk is the sexkillz constant= the value of 'mi o raye shi.t mehn' |
lalaosky: LALA'S LAW OF E-FIGHTSbro you forgot to add that another constant 'SK' comes into the equation when we are dealing with a volatile physical system called romance section. |
caseless and Shollypopz, when a fight lasts too long, it becomes a war. Still I see the flames of sweet romance burning in this battleground ![]() *marching around with MAKE LOVE NOT WAR banners* |
lalaosky: this skunk you smoked is too strong.lol...what happned to the oahray i used to know?...has redmoss' minions and hades boynapped him?you mean 'mannapped'? Well no. But na we dey roll the grass together ![]() |
lalaosky: lol...you know the truth man....stop acting like 12 no different form half a dozen.when you have twice of the latter, it becomes the former. Too much of your 'reverse psychology' is the same as crying. The maths prove me right! ![]() |
lalaosky: that wan't crying jor..it's called reverse psychology.lolyeah right!... and when you call a camel 'car' its legs turn to wheels ![]() |
ItsModella: at least lalaosky dey use deodorant naw...hehehehe... Remind me to tell your future husband ![]() |
lalaosky: the babe finish me for there but i saw her gaze fixated on you so you can't be far off from her description of lazy men..lmaolazy crying men? You know where to check ![]() |
Idowuogbo: me! u like dem salty?As salty as my haters' tears. One big bowl pls and two cups of Ice cream for me and you ![]() |
ItsModella: no hook me up with any smelly nigerian abeg...Why you come dey look lalaosky dey talk am? Warris dat supposed to mean? ![]() |
Hmmm... Thriller in Manilla. Abeg who get popcorn wey e no dey use again? ![]() |
Idowuogbo: it still no gel o!lol. Oya go meet ya itchydodo ![]() |
ItsModella: you you think you think so? |
Idowuogbo: say wot?U read me ![]() the palmwine tapper does not say everything he sees from the top of the palm tree |
ItsModella: then then sue then sue me! |
Idowuogbo: ur proverb is not making sense bruv!That one resemble proverb for ur yoruba village or igbo community? ![]() |
Idowuogbo: guilty!hmmm... Now someone is making noise about not making noise about getting ban.ged every weekend ![]() |
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