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Goodbye's the saddest -Celine Dion
Back to December -Taylor Swift
Last kiss -Taylor Swift
Talking to the moon -Bruno Mars
The Rose -Westlife

Ogoni militant: I hate seeing a lady standing unclad before me. kills my lubido

lolz... Lubido labanda *breaks into a speaking-in-tongues frenzy*

Nightshift: Sisi Eko, hair is hair . You don't seem to know who Sunk Anansie, who was my main example is? Double pervert ....

I only know a musical band by that name. Skunk not Sunk. Since I am not into rock metal, I did not really get the sense of your analogy.
You are still pervy for thinking of honeypots when the ish is hairy chests.

jadakiss213: *spits* God forbid bad thing! ur point was 'pointless' hehehe

Go hire a lawyer and sue me na

Nightshift: If everybody here is against hairy anything, then let every Nigerian go Skunk Anansie way - from head to toe. I heard in Japan randy males pay extra for hairy honey-pot. Isn't that cute?

Na only hairy chest dem talk jawe. Pervy!

UNIQUEWELL: LOL...For You to have known atleast 10 men upto their chests , then ...I comment my reserve.

lmao. How many guys wear shirts in the comfort of their residence? I once lived in a school hostel

Hmmm... Tough choice. But I'll pick:

MS office
Firefox
Recuva
Avast antivirus
Adobe Acrobat

but I still love my DAZ studio, Spectre Circuit Simulator, Skype and PES2013.

jadakiss213: Odensin, before u start the rain of insults,dtopic had 'turnoff' as singular at first.

I have made my point. If you think I insulted him, you can kiss Cigar icon's hairy chest for all I care

cigar icon: As far as chest hair is concerned, about 2/3rd of the male population have it...you better start dealing with it

Lol. Estimates that are made up on the spot. Check out my version: only 1 out of every 10guys/men I know have hairy chests.

Shollypopz: I'm more beautiful than your gf/wife. Don't put me in the same category as the ugly looking apes in ur family, 1diot!!

NB: I liked this post, not because I believe your response is true, but because it is fitting. This does not mean I would like subsequent ones tho.

@op, I dey your back jor. If war wan come, make e come

Flashaldrin: madam they asked for biggest.
This kinda stupidity also turns me off but its not my biggest.

Oversabi! They said biggest turn-offs. Take note, it is plural. So what is wrong with a Nairalander posting a list of turn-offs?

Guess you are not smart enough to know that the adjectival form 'biggest' could go with both singular and plural nouns too.

Empty drums that make terribly loud noises.

@topic: Pride, pretense/hypocrisy, a short temper (exploding before thinking)...

lalaosky: btw, how did you do the pic stuff just like dopejemi

open a pic on a site with your browser, then copy the url in the address bar. Pic url usually end with the pic file format like .jpg .gif .png
post the link on nairaland like this
[img]url[/img]
without space. Try it with google image search.

lalaosky: so who's the lucky lady...tell me so that i can get to work.lol

We still dey dig deep o. Shey dem say gold no dey grow for tree like citrus fruits?

@sweetlemon, looks like your guy is pretty popular afterall
https://www.1066productions.com/images/promo/The-Bed-Guy-Website-Image.jpg

lalaosky: i prophesy pray that the God of xynerise/skydeep and sweetlemonade/bed guy will visit all the bachelors and spinsters on Nl and that we'll be hearing the wedding bells soon, AMEN

Aaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeen!

lalaosky: lwkmd...oahray, attend this wedding o...better babes dey to magalized and lapansh..buwahahaahhaahah

repping the Bed Guys' Crew

I don copy your signature style

Idowuogbo: Guy, na my babes u wan play? U wan do okoro ojoro abi? Taa! Stop lying joor! Na me and u price king size for idumota last week na! U don forget? Igbo(weed) is bad for ya.

even you? If me and you price bed e mean say na me buy am? I only excort you jor. No put sand sand for my garri o

vivian chinaza: I just knew it.

Badosky come see o! This babe dey accuse me of crimes against bedlessness

vivian chinaza: U don already buy bed. We need guy wey never buy bed.

who tell you say I don buy bed?

Lalaosky, I see you. As the bed guys of tomorrow, we better storm the wedding in grandstyle. Abi wetin you think?

BoboYekini: Have you not been entertained?! nah, I came to stoke the fire, twas getting tepid in here.

lol. Na you e go first burn. Me na cloth of reinforced concrete I wear ontop my diamond body.

Idowuogbo: I no deny! I was born dis way bebe!

Abeg you go PM me the address so God go use me answer the prayers of those of una wey dey find una own bed guy. I go wear dark shades so dat una go know say I no even send the body

BoboYekini: Lol, this story just had to end with Bedguy proposing. Nothing less!
On the flip side, #iknowdude who got married just for the coochie, some folk just game like that. Cumming too soon, dicck on the small side, or a myriad fetishes. I guess the babe needs to be properly ensnared for these to work without ariwo
Its a shitty world anyways. You play with the cards you're dealt.

Have you come here to play Jesus?
Say what you know jawe

Sweetlemon: Lacy, silky, sexy, smoking hot red and black, pink, and blue.
I can just imagine doing a nutty lap dance in them!

wedding lapdance? Hmmm... Can I invite Cinderella

Now iyam luffing this thread
@Badosky, you be case o. Shey u know?

lordekeson: do not believe everything u hear or half of what you see

It was shown on TV, now shattap and stop trolling

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]While all searchlights are focused on the Federal Govt., most state governors are having a field day engaging in unrestrained looting.

While we won't stop criticising the inept leadership at the Federal level, always remember that the state governors are even worse, they who are supposed to bring the dividend of democracy to the grassroots are the ones consolidating the poverty and wretchedness of the helpless masses..

Our enemies aren't all in Abuja, most of them are in our states, these compete with those at the federal level to impoverish and enslave those they're supposed to lead.

Hold ALL YOU LEADERS ACCOUNTABLE!!![/quote]well said. Even LG chairmen, and student leaders in the SUG dey chop money too. The rot extends to the average Nigerian. Many of us would loot too if we have the opportunity to.

A school is good business. A big church is even better business. When you combine them well, you are forbes' material.

@topic, now they say its suspension not expulsion. People sabi deny sha
All the same, it is foolish to FORCE people to go to church in the name of making them Godfearing.