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Dbeloved1: I pity the guy who conjure up this story and put it on nairaland.Why are you fighting for the 'men of God'? If those men are truly his, God will fight for them. Take a chill pill jare. |
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people" -Karl Marx I'm not surprised at the comments I see here. Our religions gives us a sense of hope and relaxes us in the face of oppression and worsening world conditions. Trust man to hate anything that threatens to expose such feelings that his religion brings as a farce. The CURSES spewed by some 'christians' here and the LIKES they attract, is saddening. That said, there are true Christians, but I cannot vouch for anybody. |
lalaosky: i predicted 40 pages on this thread...it's coming to fruitionOya go open church na ![]() |
kandiikane: And to those that liked the cuddlemi's comment you can kiss the blackest part of my anuz.yuck! ![]() |
[quote author=gree-die]evening. how r u?[/quote]I'm fine. Where have you been ![]() |
*yawning* |
See as the thread dey attract traffic like a Tonto thread ![]() |
Hmmm... All the 'now playing' wasnt for nothing. Congrats Mynd_44 |
Cuddlemii: Correct me if I am wrong but is it not the same cycle you operate? Team or groups ganging up against a common enemy!hehehehe... There is something about Cuddles *dreamy sigh* kandi ![]() |
Lol@epistle ![]() |
kandiikane: Oahray, come fashion.Ha! That dry section. Make I come check sha. Hope you have a chat thread there. @sweetlemon, congrats Got a great idea for your wedding cake: a big bed and a couple on it ![]() Even if its not true, you'v got a great imagination. Me likey. |
Teleporting, shape-shifting, invisibility and mind reading/control |
"...Gimme your hands". I obeyed. He held my hands in his and said close your eyes... Now relax and search deep within. Feel the environment. Feel the power surge from within". I obeyed as he dished out the instructions. "Feel the fire in your very core..." He continued. "Now imagine yourself on the moon" The result was magical. I felt myself engulfed in pure energy which teleported us to this place. The effect of carrying my twin with me made me weak. As my energy drained, so did my consciousness. The last thing I saw, my brother disappeared. * * * * * * * * * * She let out a high pitched laugh and stared at him. He sat, with restricted mobility and looked at her. "Nice narration. I find it interesting, Earthling. But you are not the saviour of Worlds" she remarked. "I never said I was. I am a discoverer of civilizations. You wanted to know how I got here and I told you. Now tell me where my younger brother is. Free me from your... Whatever it is." "Aura" she offered. "That is why you are alive and can see me. Without it, you would be dead. You cannot survive on the moon." He was silent. "Tell me about Yakubu, the one whose shots you mentioned" "Well, on Earth we play a game with balls. We have ball of lights... I mean, aura too, but it works only on Earth. Well Yakubu played football for Nigeria. That is where I come from on earth, Its like the centre of earth, the home of Technology. You would be surprised the giant strides we have taken. I don't know if you were born when we sent messengers to the moon. They were from a small country near Nigeria called USA. Well we told them they could put their flag on the moon." She had a bemused look on her face. "What?" he querried. |
kandiikane: ..And why are you all ganging up on sweetlemon? You say she acts like a kid but you're all going off as if you are school children. Where have you been sef, you dis gal. Where's your section? |
Damn! Now this is the ish mehn! Its tomorrow already o ![]() |
ItsModella: Bedguy don turn sweetlemon into christian....interesting.its as a result of heavenly feeling, whatever that means ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Man-United!As a football fan (not Man Utd sha), I post gbam stickers on this post. ![]() @topic, sweetlemon give us gist na. |
movmentish: haba we no gree dis short update oh..............red moss howfar dat way nalol... Ok... Make I finish am ![]() Redmosquito: I go update right now! I deyg badun ur story oahray!Just tell me the age wey you want. Every gal na my sister we get common descent. |
The Jonathan part was crazy , and it rocked like that.This bus scene funny die . Kai! Love your power of description. Felt like it was my mouth the saliva entered. Yuck! *pukes* |
One look at my face, I screamed in horror, frozen with fear... * * * * * * * * * * My younger twin burst into the room. He had heard my screams and came to investigate. "O-d, weti be that?" "Khere see" I said and turned to face him. He looked at me and shrugged. "Ehen?" he said, as if waiting for more. Puzzled, I looked back at the mirror. It was gone. Strange. "My face... My face was like theirs just now." "Whose?" "The moonman race" He burst into a fit of laughter, paused and looked at me. "Where that one dey? Moonman race ko, race to the moon ni. Na movie abi?" "I'm serious". My face confirmed it. He was silent. I knew he believed me so I told him everything that had happened since I touched the glowing ball of blue. For several seconds, he was silent. He was thinking. I knew he understood. He had always been smarter than me. "I can help you glow from within" he finally said, "I read alot of books on stuff like that. Gimme your hands". |
movmentish: Hope say u no dey try use wetin dat mosquito teach u abi why d extra suspense na?lol. No. Been having issues with browsing Nairaland. Its ok now. Regular updates from now on. Thanks for stopping by. |
[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]See... Since you no dey give regular update, I don lose interest jor... Oya... Unfollow me sharpaly...[/quote]Its easy, click 'unfollow'. |
* * * * * * * * * * "Foolish Earthling!" he thundered. He sounded angry. He was no longer pale, he blazed! "He who seeks knowledge does not disregard the Light. You are the son of your father. I shall send for you when you learn to glow from within." With that he stretched his right arm, the palm of his hand facing me at me. A brilliant beam flashed at me. By reflex, I took a step backward and my hands went up, shielding my eyes which snapped shut of its own accord. When I opened them, the creatures had all gone. The ground was sandy like I had always known it. The mango tree was back and so was every other feature of our compound. It had grown darker and crickets had begun to chirp. I was still at that spot I stood when the blue ball of light crashed into me. No one had heard my scream. If they did, no one came out to check. The moon was out. Stars had begun to dot the night sky. 'Glow from within'. What on earth did that mean? I could not understand what had happened. There was no one to ask. After minutes of fruitlessly contemplating, I turned and went inside. There was this loud noise like the sound of a motor saw eating away into wood. I knew the source. My dad lay on a long sofa, fast asleep. On the tv screen, Israel battled Palestine. In our sitting room, it was my ear drums against his snoring. My ear drums was Palestine. I ended the war immediately. Back in my room, on the comfort of my bed, my mind wandered back to the strange creatures. It seemed real, too real to disregard. How did I get there? The pretty female... The arrogant leader. I never got to know their names, but for calling me 'son of Huu', Lie-nus Mba fit him well. Mtscheew! He knew nothing about me, not even my name Odion Ray Onolunose. I got up and walked toward the huge mirror by my wardrobe. One look at my face, I screamed in horror, frozen with fear... |
Mehn, so I missed a sexy 'movie argument' last nite ![]() |
See as sexkillz dey happy to see us ![]() |
xynerise: *pours sand at his teeth*I dey your side jor ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Check ur wife pata B(ad)B(elle) |
[quote author=~vicky~] clears throat abeg say na true say Kim karda do get belle [/quote]em... Yes. E say na Kanye West score the goal. NB: I dunno what/who 9ice is o ![]() |
HARDDON: wow! Wot an Ncåse.hahahahaha such arrogance. I thought joking about it and highlighting the wrong word would make you realize it. I guess that's the difference between a typo and grammatical emptiness ![]() PROPHESY which you wrote is a verb. How is it you used it as if its a noun? HARDDON: You ended up fulfilling ma prophesy so ѕσση SON?Go back to your post and write PROPHECY jor. You wey no sabi english wan school person ![]() |
HARDDON: You ended up fulfilling ma prophesy so ѕσση SON? oh well, english no be our language ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nah. . .mtscheeeeew! When a monkey falls from a tree, he would say he was showcasing his landing skills. No be only master plan. |
Another silly made-up tale. |
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oh well, english no be our language