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KanwuliaExtra:
You tink I don forget all the ban wey you issue me for political section?

And that MUKINA2!!!
Hmmmmmm

As you can see. . . I dey VERRRRRY fine always!
Thanks.

You are so welcome.
Good to see you here.
Thanks for restoring “normalcy” to NL and “THE WORLD” at large.

Lol thanks. I was banning you then because you were a pain on my left blokus that time I still feel the pain on my somtin sometimes sef, so we might need to arrange how we fit meet for you to convert the pain on my somtin to pleasure

I see you have not stopped using X-rated profile pictures. With the new Vaseline crew I read about every now and then on NL you no dey fear make 1000 Nlders no come gangfucck u for dream?

Rocktation:
Lol. You are still this good humoured and raunchy as ever. My number has changed 4 times in 5 years. Presently sef, it is a Jamaican line. Yes, I am closer than you think. I have always hoped to come looking for you when your everything is sagging from over use and abuse. But it appears that I'm a few hundred years too early, as evidenced by this your disdainful plan to take grandpa's title. I'll just continue to chill sha... and continue the calaboshing of the fire that will consume the wild one in you.

Haaaa. Now I know who is behind my loss of vitality. This fire you are cooking heeennn, many hearts will be broken o

Anyways it won't be a bad idea to retire with a dokita who will nurse me till the end. Let me think of the Assurance to give you.

I left Jamaica some years ago, but I was there for some weeks last year.

wonlasewonimi:
WTF...who is denzel?

Lol. I forgot before and I was asking on that 'o ye my people thread' but I later I remembered your transmission transmission from Denzel2009 to your wonlasewonimi moniker after people discovered say you be original asewo. One day I go get time to open your thread and list all the NL London and Naija babes you don do their tibi 419. Some of them you don ja lole still have your nudes. I am compiling them. You go soon deactivate and transmission to another name again

JennyKadry2:
@Oam4J

Abeg carry ya 419 ashewo nyash comot hiaaa . Even ya yekini don lose value

I told u always to stop feeling jealous. You don't look beautiful when you feel jealous.

Oya make we go on Skype /whatsapp call and do some 'yekini' and tibi pictures and videos exchange for our upcoming scandal release

Rocktation:
No

I know, I know, I know

I miss you very much too..

I wanted to call you the last time I was in Naija hoping we can commence our scandalous affair but I couldn't find your number on the phone I took to Naija. I suspected Jennykadri must have deleted it during one of our night vigils together but I later found it in my other phone sha. Hope the number has not changed o.

I want you to give me me a comprehensive checkup especially in that special area. These days I get tired after like 12 rounds, my late grandfather who I took after was doing 20/25 rounds even at age 120 without Viagra or Burutanshi. The old man had many wives and concubines he was servicing daily and he never disappointed any of them. I cannot afford to disappoint my ancestors and you are the only dokita I trust that can help me.

wonlasewonimi:
Sharap my fren... Did you not insert your sim into naijababes phone... Yes or no? She deactivated too...

Every deactivation on Nl involves nyanshing whether cloud or on-premise...

Denzel be kia fu

So somebody cannot borrow phone to test if a sim is still active with a good network signal again?

Is it ya phone?



Abeg o... I'm yet to meet Naijababe in flesh and in video o. So no yanshing or nude sharing took place... and last time I checked, she was still happily married. But I will love to visit her and her family when next I visit the part of the world she resides.

Gboliwe:
Gross!

You don't wanna see that I assure you

Relax and let's do our collabo, time is going and I am not getting younger. I wanna stop having babies soon

freecocoa:
Haha! Me wey them say I be old cargo for here.

Abeg come, I haff mature wella, even on things you can't imagine.

Gba be! Na you my people dey call Omo to soji So (In Jennykadri voice) you can handle big Yekinis now

Our scandal go pass NL, tweeter and facebook

OAM4J:
lol you no well o.

Can someone remind me who metamorphosed into this wolansewonimi guy sef, I what was that his former moniker sef?; old age is catching up with me, I don forget ..lol

My people, my people... how una dey?

My memory just rebooted... Denzel how how are you na?

freecocoa:
Oga mi sir, I am very well o, the way you left me.

Its been forever, good to see you again.

No I didn't leave you, I just want u to mature small, make dem no accuse me of child abuse. I will soon come and pay your bride price

Gboliwe:
How much are we going to donate to Seun to make him create the *rolls eyes* emoticon?

That's what I have for you

No, I don't want u rolling your eyes for me, I want u to roll your yansh with only G-string on for me... Then beautiful things will follow

Rocktation:
Lol...this is what happens when guard is let down and you stop envisioning the return of the maligned. Hahaha...
The gist was just sweeting and sweeting and because we did not want to see the end of the can opening, salt and pepper were being added to the concoction.....

Una do well..

Hi sweetie. Do you miss me?

JennyKadry2:
See this one. After you abandoned me for BB and she even had the guts to call you OAM4BBFORLIFE. She musta sumped you, na why you find me come . You erased the J from ya name which stands for Jenny....OAM4JENNY. Even 2 plots of land in Banana Island paid for by you will almost erase this anger of mine

Bia, forget BB and forgive my polygamy. I'm gonna be the next governor of my state in 2019, so if you calm down now and forgive me, you will be Her Excellency, The First Lady.

r231:
Are you male or female........talk

Lol. Everybody will know her gender when our scandal enter NL. I'm in the process of making 2 babies with her before Jenny finds out and hire wonlasewonimi to open our thread. Then everyone will know how I jumped from Jenny to BB and many other lovers I have made here.

Wish me luck

I was a young boy in June 1993 but I still remember the events leading to that day and the days that followed. I remember the long queues and the eagerness to send the Military back to the barracks. I remember hearing the first set of results that followed and how MKO Abiola was cruising to victory. I remember like yesterday how our HOPE 93 was dashed with the election cancelled, just like that, with no justifiable reason given till today.

I remember the tears, the disappointments, the anger, the protests and death of many protesters that followed. The protest made IBB to step aside and he left us with an interim government which the court subsequently declared illegal, but rather than enforcing justice, the military came back full force, jailed MKO for years. I remember how many of the democrats including the likes of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and many other were forced in to exile. I remember how Kudiratu Abiola and many others died in the struggle of actualization of June 12.

How Can I forget the joy and how Hope 93 was rekindled with the death of Abacha? We were expecting MKO to be freed, followed with negotiation that will bring him up as the head of state, but before he could smell freedom he was killed. Hope 93 killed, and forever.

Because of June 12, South West had the two leading presidential candidates in the 1999 election, though SW proffered Olu Falae, Obasanjo won. And the least that was asked from OBJ was to recognise June 12 as authentic democracy day, rather he ignored it and proclaimed May 29 as democracy day. If we are going to be honest with ourselves, we know that there would never have been May 29 ceremony for OBJ if not for June 12.

Yes I supported Buhari government coming to power; I have had some disappointments with his government, though I have no regret supporting the end of “Stealing is not Corruption” legacy. But this that Buhari has done gladdens my heart.

Now we have a proper, decent and befitting closure to June 12 struggles. When our children’s children ask why we celebrate June 12, then this story will be repeated in their ears and they will appreciate Aare Bashorun M.K.O Abiola and all those who died and suffered so they have can have democracy.

Gboliwe:
.

My NL bestfriend... I miss you gan o
How come we didnt fall in love sef?

Ok..Ok I remember, you didnt love me enough cos I was aganst Jonathan then, someone you admired #kidding

freecocoa:
Who's your wife?

My freechocolate....

See everybody I have missed here

How are you sweetie?

KanwuliaExtra how you dey?

I miss you o

JennyKadry2:
I don't even see a mention where it was posted. All I see are back and forth discussions around it. Some claimed to have pics and others asked for it to be posted. Then the people with the pics decided against posting them because they care so much about how much it would ruin my reputation and that of the other married women Coogar was having relations and relationships with.

My Jenny is back!!!!

Then I am back too

Dont mind them jare, they didnt do correct FBI, else they would have discovered that na me and you dey do things

Welcome jare.

wonlasewonimi:
Duh.. You didn't hear about the scandal?

But seriously, do you know the reason she deactivated her account?

Olaone1:
Where are the people who campaigned for Buhari on Nairaland? I mean members of this 'group?'

Many in here asked for the man.

My question is: how far?

Dissapointed but have no regret campaigning against Mr. Stealing is not corruption. It would have been worse.

We have to keep changing them till we get better ones.

wonlasewonimi:
There is the story about her and oam4j having an affair. So she got pregnant and oam4j is saying it's not for him.

lol you no well o.

Can someone remind me who metamorphosed into this wolansewonimi guy sef, I what was that his former moniker sef?; old age is catching up with me, I don forget ..lol

My people, my people... how una dey?

Ibime:
Congrats bro.

Had no idea you were Brutallion.

See this life?

You were congratulating me halfway through the season from surging from around 200th position to top10, little did you know ypu would finish on top of the whole shebang.

Tiri gbosa

Na so o. Thanks.

I be Professor Killer, the Managing Director/CEO of Brutal Brutallion We dont make mouth, we just get brutal when provoked

At a time I even thought Victar had it sealed after Mazi's analysis, but looks like his strategy with his chips didn't work as planned. Some of those players can dissapoint at the wrong time eh, throwing all your calculations and expectations to the bin...

Now I be co champions with your likes... Me sef fit yarn this fantasy mata like a pro

So its official, I actually won

I didn’t set out to win NL Premier league at the beginning of the season, I would have been satisfied to end up anywhere in the 1st page and would have been very happy to be in the 1st 25.

When I crossed to the top 10, I only just wanted to maintain the top 10 position till I found myself ‘brutalling’ my way to 1st position after carefully deploying my wildcard and made good use of my bench boost chip during the 1st DGW and free hit chip during the BGW.

I actually thought I will fizzle out in the following gameweek, but when I found out I was still 1st after GW36, then the pressure to win it came I made some wrong 50/50 calls and struck some jackpot by cheer stroke of luck with other calls, but overall I pulled through.

Nice feeling to be the champion for 2017/18 season… Now I am joining other veterans in the hall of NL Premier Fantasy League Fame.

We are the Brutal Brutallion!

See you guys next season.

sod09:
nice one... congratulations to a fellow gayner
Mukina2 will be proud of you

Thanks bro.

Nihilstjnr:
Congrats to this year's Nairalan champion - OAM4J

Well played bro

Thanks bro.

pamcode:
lol you be brutallion sha. Congrats bro.

lol. Thanks.

pamcode:
Too bad for your TC. I don't see brutallion winning this tho.

E be like say you will see Brutallion winning this o if dem no rig am or do us June 12.

Make I see the compilitation and the table 1st

baby124:
I saw a post from him yesterday under SienaGbudje. Maybe the OP is monitoring him on NL and decided to make this post since she is sure he is now active again. If all the OP accuses him of is true, then he should do the right thing and ensure his family is well taken care of. There is no excuse to rob your kids of their own entitlements. OP may be speaking from a place of pain as Siena’s wife or one of the people carrying Siena’s burden while he goes free with another woman. There is no other side to the story if his kids have been abandoned. No excuse for that. I know that in the UK children get allowance from the government so Siena should hand over that allowance to the mother ASAP. Or she should open an account for her kids and request through a lawyer that the payments be deposited in that account.

Siena will not use his full name to create a moniker on NL, doesnt make sense. The moniker SienaGbudje is not the same old Siena but an impostor. After the impostor created a thread announcing the comeback of Siena, those who have Siena contacts called to confirm, but he told them the person is not him. https://www.nairaland.com/4429599/it-feels-good-back/1#66350698

So it looks like someone has an agenda towards Siena on NL, and we are not sure if all the tales on this thread is part of that agenda. Lots of people have Siena contacts on NL, and the ease at which they called him and got him already proved he has not changed his known contacts and he is accessible contrary to the claim of OP.

So its better to hear from him and his wife directly before making any judgement.

oyb:
Unfortunately sienna is not here. I didn't know him personally, but I have followed his posts in the past enough to doubt this story.

Especially as the op/poster is an unknown quantity who created this account specifically to tell this story.

At the very least, this is a one sided story aimed at character assassination

Exactly.

To the best of my knowledge he has deactivated his NL account since. Shit happens in every relationship, we have no idea what went wrong.

The picture we have of him here is that of a loving family man, and if he changes from being that, it is only fair we hear from him too.

But whatever the case may be, I do not see how this thread solves any problem or help the children both now and in the future.

Whatever happens he will always remain the father of those kids, and am not sure they will be happy to read this thread in the future.

No 1

Even if na for 1 day, make I loud am small

Nihilstjnr:
who did you end up capping?

I bought back Kane and captained him.

I felt he is more hungry for goals in competition with Sallah

Nihilstjnr:
Lukaku benched!

What a narrow escape for me. I gave him the handband till I changed my mind on Saturday morning...

Well he might stll come in during the match and srore an hat trick

Good one Mazi.

The next few weeks will be interesting and fun... Its sprint to the end now with no room to recover from any injury.

Except Viqta FC decides to throw his advantages away, he is as good as Man City being being declared the winner.

Fingers crossed.

Jakumo:
Based on the specific details I note above, I am pretty sure that I might know exactly who you are outside of this forum, though my Oracle has been wrong before.

Wonderment.

E get as e be.

Wettin man pikin nogo see for this life ?

Anyway, right or wrong though my Sherlock Holmes presumption about your true identity may be, I nonetheless feel that my observation about PayPal's default stance on all things Nigeria, is at least partially vindicated by none other than one of Nairaland's longest-serving and most esteemed moderators, so, for this OFFICIAL endorsement of my reports on this subject, I hastily commot my cap with gratitude sir.

On a related note it is great news to learn that PayPal has finally opened the business door just a crack for Nigerian users, particularly in light of the stance previously taken in the recent past. I never in my entire life thought I would live to hear the name "PayPal Nigeria", outside the context of a one-liner joke about the very notion.

E get as e be.

Hahahahaha... I don't doubt your oracle. But I be small pikin that can be easily fished out o. Though I have only interacted with minute few from this forum but it will be honour really meeting a Nairaland LEGEND like you outside the forum. You have been on Nairaland since the 1st year of its existence and still an active and powerful poster as ever despite the meany season changes here, honestly you deserve a good percentage of Nairaland shares.

Respect to one and only Sir Jakumo!

Well, we can only hope PayPal will do its best and use improved technology to counter thier fears on fraudulent activities in Nigeria and grant the genuine business men in the country the full PayPal features. We are talking about the most populous black nation, biggest Africa market and one of the biggest economies in Africa. I think PayPal has more to gain giving Nigerians the full PayPal features for real.

Jakumo:
I honestly have no idea how you pulled off this feat, sir, because I know of SEVERAL PayPal customers of long standing, who were ALL blacklisted forever, the INSTANT they tried to carry out PayPal transactions whilst visiting Nigeria.

Na him be say ya juju dey strong, no be small ting.

Frankly I am utterly mystified by your unbelievable claim.

What you wrote is true years ago. But that changed since PayPal Nigeria waa launched. You can now open your foreign PayPal account in Nigeria as long as you are not changing the account details.

And even before then and now, any issue that warrants blocking your PayPal account were and still easily resolved soon as you get back to your foreign base and use the number used in setting up the account to call them.

About 5/6 years ago, my foreign PayPal account was blocked while accessing it in Nigeria trying to confirm a payment. But soon as I got back, called PayPal they unblocked it almost immediately. But warned me not to access the account again in Nigeria till they change their policy stand on Nigeria.

Since PayPal Nigeria was launched I am now able to access the account when in Nigeria and it doesn't get blocked.

But what the OP is proposing is very risky, especially when funds start coming into the PayPal account and he has to transfer the funds into his bank account... Very likely it will get blocked by then