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i trust my wife sha. she no go fit try am

Any attempt, then polyandry go jam polygamy under one roof be dat

Injunction

^Why reactivating this thread? has he been banned again?

So you no know say juju pass juju? As strong love portion dey, na so strong hate portion dey o.

Either you divorce 9 of them or I separate you by fire by force. How you take marry 10 sef? You be court registrar ni?

Jenny? you no dey look face when u dey angry abi?

You go hia from my lawyers tomorrow

Wahala dey ooooooo! At this speed you go soon reach 1000

I dey go find one strong juju man wey go help me do the juju wey I go take separate you from my wife by fire, by force.

hmnnn! true dat. I will not want to ask my wife to choose between me and you. I guess blood is still thicker than water

On a 2nd thought, I think it will be better to keep you close, prolly you'll learn 1 or 2 things from her/us and you wouldn't go on to #6 and 7

OP, the best divine message/prophesy/direction you need should come from your head and heart.

Ye paripa oooo! Osanogbua ooo!!!

About time i help my wife choose her friends before i become a number.

Sorry OP, you cant have tpia, she belongs to someone else. Pls dont ask me who?

Instrument

^Jenny!!!! Why now? 

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8261404#msg8261404 date=1304555654]The answer that: 'What a woman really wants?' =  'Is to be in charge of her own life.' ?

I can't answer what all women want.  And I don't know why that question gets asked as if women are any different from men or that they are a monolithic group.  How do I know what Rita or Lisa or Kemi or Yetunde wants.  The question is one of those oft-repeated phrases from the reaction to the womens movement, I think.

I only know what I want.  Does that include, being allowed to make my own decisions and be in charge of my own life?  Well, no one's tried to stop me yet, so. . .    But it's not written in stone.  Sometimes you have to compromise when other lives are involved.[/quote]Yeah! thought as much. Complex!

A friend told me of his visit to a woman some years ago in her lovely home at Ikeja G.R.A. After some time he had to make use of the restroom, he got there and was quite impressed with what he saw, very NICE! He picked up a book in her restroom titled 'ALL that men know about women'. To his surprise, all the pages were blank!

Do you get the joke?

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Mukina2

Now I agree you need help.

One advice; quit smoking whatever it is you are on. It's telling badly on ya.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=660213.msg8261097#msg8261097 date=1304551353]@Post



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o?fs=1&hl=en_US[/flash][/quote]Ileke, is that an indirect confession?

^Olodo, come and enroll in my language class lemme be your tutor

to be 'born well' in Nigeria/African terms means not to be a bas.tard

^Interesting!

But 1st, do you agree with the witch's answer on what a woman really wants?

Wahala.

What will happen to you if you marry him in a catholic church?

Why did you decide to get pregnant without first meeting or talking to any of his family members? That was a big risk.

Wish you luck.

Live together with your wife for better for worse, for rough for rugged till death do you part.

Unilateral

deneut:
you should understand

Yeah, I understand.

ok.

A friend sent me this:

[size=13pt]What does a woman really want?[/size]


(To the ladies) please take time to ponder, . , (To Men) enjoy the story, .


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?



Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.




He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester, He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.



The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.



The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.



He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'




She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'



Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.





The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.



The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time, And the beautiful maiden the other half.



'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day , or at night?'







Lancelot pondered the predicament.



During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!



Or,



Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?




(If you are a man reading this, ) What would YOUR choice be?



(If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?







What Lancelot chose, is given below:



BUT, make YOUR choice before you scroll down below, OKAY?























Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.







Now, what is the moral to this story?




The moral is,



1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!



2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.




So, always remember:




IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY'.

gokuu:
Yoruba man! Na wa o! Is this how they've been getting their professorship?

I would have been surprised if one of you had not make this post, as usual.


@topic

I think the judge was too lenient on him, he only has to pay N60,000 and he is a free man.

lol

@OP

How rich are you? and who is the richer dude that took your girl from you?