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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=521216.msg6878931#msg6878931 date=1286277474]Oisehumen's post addressed to the OP is in post 16, you can clearly see he hasn't quite got then hang of quoting posts properly yet, hence reason it looks like he was referring to the OP in his subsequent posts [/quote]my bad. thanks

oisehumen:
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Na wa ooo.
This is how some of you fail exams woefully. Lack of concentration and jumping into conclusion unnecessarily.

I was not responding to the poster.
I guess u were not patient enough to follow the discussions

pls accept my apologies

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=524483.msg6876916#msg6876916 date=1286246657]Do I care? Are you that obsessed with him?
And I thought YOU were my hubby? oh well[/quote]Haba, Ileke idi, because you saw money, your eyes is now doing  , am sure Mazi would not like this.

You have just intensified the enmity btw bkbabe and EzeUche. Anyway, may the richest best man win Ileke-idi

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=521741.msg6876849#msg6876849 date=1286243860]Hang on a minute I know Sagamite fires nothing else but blanks, poor him, unbeknown to him, none of my kids belong to him, hmmm, come oh, you mean OAM4jenny fires blanks too Oh so those 3 children i thought i had for him are not his, so Musibau his favourite pikin with his bucktooth, crosseyes and hair starting from the middle of his head like OAM4JENNY, no be hin own, shuo, so na who i born dem for Ha ha i was pregnant na abi i was just imagining it Or maybe i went to the park with my 16 pikins and mistakenly came back with 19 pickinese

Hen hen, God don catch Jenny today, sOAM4J only dey fire blanks, so she go come explain who get the pikin And it berra not be my DEnzel2009 [/quote]Me fire blanks? for where? My forefathers no dey fire blanks, where i go come get blanks. Even at age 70, 80 and 90 my forefathers dey score goals.

Me I get trademark & na my trademark i dey take recognize my 3 pikins out of your 19, and my 4 pikins out of Jenny's 23 pikins, Even chaicover wey no dey see well go recognize my pikins in the dark

But I suspect say na Denzel2009 owns this pregnancy, cos I hear say na for 7 days and 7 night the guy camp Jenny for action & Jenny con get bow leg. Na my magic massage i take straighten the legs again.

chaircover:
siddon there. Wheda na you go say my eye don old abi na me go know say my eye no dey deceive me.

Who be the Tanya who dey the picture with una? The woman old pass u o! so una be gigolo too

Anyway u try with your 2 pack. shugbon you no fit compare am to Mr V's 54 pack. soooooorryyyyyy o!

I tell you say make you go change that your goggle, you no wan hear.

Na 19yr old girl you dey call old. wetin you wan com call Jenny and busy_body, wey the combination of their ages don dey near 100

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=521741.msg6876440#msg6876440 date=1286235014]Chai, Jenny don suffer, see as Chaircover dey drag her Husband OAM4jenny's yansh for ground dey expose his secret that he is bald, his teeth are not his own, he is 7 different shade of yoyo - fanta for face and so on and so forth, and na plastic hips he get Now i feel bad for breaking OAM4JENNY'S hips with my bedmantics Poor guy, i nearly kill the old ketekete but he never complained, all he used to say to me was oh yeah, yes, oh bisi, yeah bisi 

Wetin sef, i nor feel bad joo, na me talk say make Jenny no get action ni And she wan thief my babydaddy Sagamite too On npe ki OAM4J kan lorun join, e nor konsain me [/quote]Well for your information, I have retired Jenny. She is pregnant again but she does not know the owner cos she was doing 3 of us (Sagamite, Denzel2009 and myself) at the same time

I am with Spikey and Muki now. Pls Muki says you are not welcomed for visits and if she sees you around me, you will be transfered from yaba west to Aro. You have been warned!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=521741.msg6876494#msg6876494 date=1286236047]@OAM4J
Oya come o, na which boy you dash me again?[/quote]I say I no wan make your Arochukwu lover kidnap me, I cant afford a ransom now cos the child support am paying Jenny and busy_body is already affecting my account.

fingers crossed.

koruji:
@Ileke-Idi

Would you know if that was IBB's bag Shonekan is carrying?

Sorry, just couldn't resist.

LMFAO

but why was he holding on to the bag, abi the man no get oddly or a pa?

Skidoc:
Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh! You are not making sense either!

And you, carry yourself and your afoju shoes comot for here jare!

Something dey worry your head. How did you allow a cockroach to get in there?

You are banned! You have now lost all your posting privileges and your right of appeal

You ban will be reviewed upon presentation of certificate of mental fitness from Yaba West or Aro.

Wetin i wan take tura solution or soap do? Emi a du ma dan, handsome ebony, ladies delight, omo to nbgonna feli feli, Olowo ori Mukina2, Oko spikey. abeg stop jealousy 

^^ You need not waste your time and effort responding to that post, should have applied the principle of 'abhorring ignorance and ignoring stupidity', guess you have heard of that new NL principle, courtesy of Plat.

Good development though.

chaircover:
OAM4Jenny see u. Make I tell you the truth once and for all.  Even this one no fine reach V.V you no even fine pass jenny's Chris sef    

I recommend you visit Specsavers. Oju ti ndi oju agba, sorry.

chaircover:
Oh my days . . . .

OAM4Jenny so instead of going for your plastic surgery operation, you are here chatting to babes. Anyway I trust my babes and by the time we are finished with you na true true your name go be OAM4mentholatum.

By the way Tura extra white concentrated whitening solution made in China is on special offer. Rub 3 times a day including your scalp and other bits to see a change in 24 hours   

Instead of you to defend your honour, while Busy_body is accusing you of cheating on Jenny with me, you are busy advertising Tura soap. Wait till Mr CC reads busy_body post, se o gbo

Interesting! I like the part where he talked about 'No dull moment in Nigeria'

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=521741.msg6869805#msg6869805 date=1286153075] Berra behave yourself before i tell Jenny i have seen Chaircover coming out of her bedroom in Jenny's iro and buba Think i was born yesterday, pretending she only comes to visit to supply you bleaching cream [/quote]Amebo! Gbeborun!

Chaircover only came for a visit and to market some of her products. It was the wine i gave her that splashed on her dress and she had to change into Jenny's dress while i helped her clean her dress. Amebo! 

Who care self. I am no longer one of Jenny's men, cant you see her new list. I am free from you & her. Now i belong to Mukina2  and Spikey . Na those two dey enjoy me now. 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=521741.msg6869926#msg6869926 date=1286156195]Iyalode, na wa oh. ee rini, ee beere eni. na just to dey yab ppl ehn, OAMJ ko, OAM Garri ni [/quote]Se emi ni OAM Garri?   Abeg comot here, go meet your Bobo-Ibo

^^^

I dont know what you see in this Ramsey Noah inferior version sef.

If only you know how I look. . . if only you do. . .


tell me, will you recommend a guy that look like this to bleach and become like your papaya looking VV?

https://www.intergrata.com/CCE%20039.jpg

jennykadry:
Which sagamite? the one I have finished using and dumping?  pls carry go, the dude has refused to let me be after he confessed that my two mounds are the sizes of two cotonou water melon

My latest catches are as follows
1. Denzel2009( check hgis profile for his sexy pics)
2. otumfour( take your eyes off this one, too cute to handle)
3. German007
4. Doyin13
5. OYB
6. Van vicker (CC is trying to outsmart me on this one)

Thank you Jesus!!! Now I am free. The Lord that delivered Daniel from the lion's den has delivered me! Haleluyah!


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=521741.msg6866406#msg6866406 date=1286106887]See me see trouble o my Sister, Jennykadri nor get shame, she has crossed the line

So what if this was her first time and i started it, what happened to her having a forgiving spirit Yes i mistakenly stole Oam4jenny and Denzel2009 from her, but i was drunk Okay i am still kicking it with the two of them on the downlow, but you have to blame my drinking problem for that, blaming me is like kicking a dog that is down  

Then there was that time i started helping myself to her man Mccrackles, but i was only doing it for a good cause to help his low self-esteem caused by Jennykadri making fun of his chipolata sausage sized periwinkle

I also started kicking it with Sauron as a favour to help him cure his wandering JT, by indulging in foursomes with him, Jenny, Tope2000 and myself, so he could stop wasting those priceless multi-platinum award winning lyrics that makes me go weak at the knees on those longthroat jezebels and instead record it on CD, to sell to fund my expensive taste in life


As for Tumfulu, the love of Jenny's life, i have only borrowed him for the past 7 years, for handiwork purpose only, he is good with trimming bushes, etc experience he learnt whilst navigating and getting lost Jenny's jungle full of all sorts of creeping crawlies such as herpes, warts, etc Again, i am only doing this for a good cause too by exposing him to my delicate garden because he is such a God's gift to woman, always knows the right thing to say, he is such a perfect gentleman [/quote]Where is Mukina2 when I need her? Abeg find one offence for this Busy_body head and ban her asap!

Skidoc:
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! You are not making sense.

Am going to ask Seun to ban you. Is it my e-babe you are talking to like that?

You had better apologise now before. . .

oh NO NO NO NO, Not again!

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=523786.msg6861200#msg6861200 date=1286015040]But this one is a victim and not a terrorist himself.[/quote]Are you sure he was not planting the bomb when it exploded? Just asking.

oyb:
it is not the place of anyone who does not know a person personally to presume that that person will follow in the ways of his father/mother

Am not saying he followed his father ways, just expressing a probability.

denzel2009:
Dont worry mate,na head go kill neck.

No problem mate. You might need to take a picture of your current look and frame it.

trust me, you'll need it as a reference point, few weeks to come.

jennykadry:
^^ WHta about mukina?ashewo

Na Jealousy dey worry u. wetin concern you sef? Mukina2 is Iyale and Spikey is Iyawo

besides i hear say oga admin dey vex say i no too dey let Muki concentrate for her moderation job, so i don give her some breathing space

Also Spikey and i need to work harder on our coming twins.

denzel2009:
I be Tilapia for water oh. Where is he

Carry on denzel, at your own risk. The last time I checked her out, she is good for all styles. Trust me she is more flexible than Tilapia.


Public Notice:
I OAM4J formerly called OAM4Jenny no longer wish to be known by that alias again but now wishes to be called OAM4Spikey

^^can you imagine? the 2 hottest yaba west candidates for moi alone

Dont weep for me again, Mukina2 and Spikey are on my rescue mission.

I would have asked you to join the mission, but i dont want your bobo-ibo to kidnap me.

jennykadry:
IKA I get one fyne bobo wey him pocket dey drop like water in form of notes, are you interested? If you are please upload that your pic wey I see for your profile like 3 yrs ago, wey you dress like indian with white or so , come put hand like person wey sabi speak intongues for prayer time with eyes closed.

Why are you trying to matchmake me with another girl. I told you "Am taken"

not busybody but jennykadri. Am one of her babyfathers, her luckiest.

haven't you seen her many times referring to me as OAM4Jenny

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=185863

^^hahahahha

you can have have her for the whole day as your birthday present. happy buffday!

This is moi. Fine man, fine pose, nice skin & no pimples

Do I have to teach you logics

Obama should not, but he had a more tendency of becoming a goat herder than me, if he had shown passion for his father's profession/interest

tpia, tpia! I no get your strength.

my point/observation has nothing to do with inheritance or karma, but with logic and probabilities, that explains why I use 'may be' and 'if'

For example, a child of an armed robber has a tendency of becoming another one

what sin have I committed? am only expressing a probability. If it is true the father was a terrorist, there is a possibility the son might have taken over from him. Who knows?

^^ he has nothing on me to steal, and the congratulation was sarcasm, am just surprised to find out he is a Nlder.