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ikamefa:
my colleague dey run oh, hin yarn sey  mess don nearly overtake our  " "

tank god for air freshners, febreeze,glade and air-freshner sticks 

how i wish all these air fresheners fit clear Jenny mess. Even if you combine all of them, Jenny mess still strong pass

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=539760.msg7028608#msg7028608 date=1288221405]Let's continue to hope the iyan powder I used to make iyan today was actually iyan powder[/quote]Now you just make me hungry for Oyan, sorry Iyan 

indzsh:
haha, its funny how people just out of no where gets all these lies,please find the place where i said nadia buari is a bad actress and post it up? And then call somebody names,
U see i know plenty of white people married to nigerians and they dont even know when they call them oyinbo,then dont even know how to make simple fried rice,
But when you really love the person u wanna become a part of their life and culture,my husband is yoruba,i can understand a lot of words and can speak a few too,i cook nigerian food,and its so nice,even his own mum cant believe it,the first time she ate it,she thought i was lying,if not for my hubby who was in the house with me,she woudnt have believing in me,
I know nigerians married to white,but the wife doesnt know anything about their culture,just they not interested they dont care,
Also i know women who speak even fluent igbo or yoruba and if not for their skin you would call them 100% nigerian,
If somebody came to me and said,please i wanna learn about your country and culture i would be proud and happy,not try to say the person is not genuine,or tryin to do 419,or even push them away at every chance,
Honestly,if theres something im doing wrong please tell me,

You have done nothing wrong, dont pay them any mind. Some of them dont even know that English is not the 1st language of Latvians. You are doing so well compare to average Latvians I know.

I hope it's an eye glass problem and not that your are hi on some . . .

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=539760.msg7028516#msg7028516 date=1288220152]*death*

For where? LOL are you for real? How many wives does babasuwe have, plz somebody answer me

May her soul R.I.P[/quote]He said Babs Fafunwa (former minister of education that died recently), not baba suwe

fstranger:
Omo Latvia,
Stop this crap. How come you have a Nigerian accent, despite not spending time in Nigeria?

Although Babs Fafunwa's wife  has lived in Nigeria for fifty years, she still speaks like an American that she is.  I don't mean to stalk you, but your IP address establishes that you are currently in Nigeria, not Ireland. So shut the f*uk up and put a stop to this charade.  I know Nigerians are crazy for white  people, in the end it is better to  be yourself.

A word is enough,

Can you people let this girl be. why hating & discouraging her? I dont think any of you is a producer here, let the professionals determine her fate.

Radiant:
Stop being a coward! You said she doesn't act nice. What does that mean? If you can spot the good actors and not so nice acting ones you should be able to tell who might act better than you.

Good for you to know where I was heading with my questions. Next time you learn how to talk and defend your blond hair.

She didn't say Nadia doesn't act nice. go through her posts.

What a shame!

chaircover:

wetin?

CC, I checked your websites today, might check the place out on my next visit home. But on one of the sections, I saw something called pink ladies v , was wondering if you or your staff give demo.

^^ those things happen o. only in naija.

I remember a woman who disappeared from her matrimonial home just like that too and she refused to honour all invitations for reconciliation

only to find out months later that she ran away with another man after she discovered that she was pregnant for her boyfriend cos she had no child with her husband.

I thought the husband was sterile until he remarried and had 2 kids with his new wife.

Abrantie:
Puleese, she's ugly. Just because she's white and blonde doesn't mean she's pretty. Even those half-casts i.e Nadia &co make me puke. Then you have the bleached actress and their silly weaves. Enough already.

Hey wannabe Barbie, stay in Ireland. The Naija sun be too strong for your skin.

She is bold enough to display her pictures, I dare you to show us your beautiful, jaw opening pictures so we see who is a wannabe and who is beautiful. Am sure you are not half as good looking as she is.

Nadia makes you puke indeed! shior!

mukina2:
you wan use style tif OAMJ abi?

he does not far , infact none of us fart

Thanks honey  dont worry, nobody can tif me from you.

Dont mind Jenny, she has 3 classes of fart: 1.Silent killer, 2.SMG fart, 3.Rocket fart. But the most dangerous one is the silent killer, no matter what air freshener you use, the smell must last 10mins

Go for it. I think you can make it. check out those sites Tpia mentioned. Good luck.

long overdue. Most annoying is that as soon as these countries get stabilized they start coming out with stupid foreign/economic policies that are anti-Nigerians. Example: Ghana.

Lord have mercy!!!

9icest:
I think you are lying. Obj flying Aero flight? What happened to the private jet donated and given to him by Aliko Dangote in 2003? That wasn't meant for the presidency but a personal gift for Baba. Of course, Obj has a way of fooling people and letting them think he is a saint. Besides been a selfish man who wants to keep influencing the politics of Nigeria, and the shocker was his criminal of daughter who he wants to impose on Ogun State come 2011 through another Yaradua called Olurin.
I wish him nothing but that hes speedily dumped into his cold grave. And that will be accelerated if he walks anywhere in Ogun State without his security and all his jaazz. You need to visit Ogun state and see what this animal has done to his own people. 8 years, and theres nothing to show for it but his useless farm. Even the road to his own farm is a big shock. Abeg talk about better person. Osoba shouldnt mention the name of this non-entity.

I thought Hardtalk was referring to Osoba and not Obj.

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=538847.msg7019333#msg7019333 date=1288112762]Some people wont work in morgues for twice that amount, some things are repulsive beyond words. But some love such sha.[/quote]repulsive? yes it is. Even though I cant do it, somebody has to do the job. And the last time I checked, there are Nigerians at home who are also working in Nigeria morgues.

I thought your beef is with the crooks and not with the honest Nigerians doing odd jobs abroad. Anyways whatever.

^^ This one you con re awake this thread. . . am sure you've been farting too much lately. I've told you to stop eating those baked beans and eggs.

spikedcylinder:
Where the priest na? Make sure he has a bible in one hand and $14k in the other o.

na me you want or na $14k?

Ujujoan:
Did I hear $14k

Will you also say 'I do' to my Yoruba brother if the priest has a bible in one hand and $14k on the other hand?. . . of course I know your answer

jennykadry:
LOL So if a gurl says she wants a very comfortable man, she has become a gold digger eh kwa?

Please, i wasnt born to suffer. Thanks but no thanks

BTW, you are not even a gold digger, you are a diamond digger, bite me

With the likes of Sule Lamido, I believe there is hope for the North.

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=538847.msg7013024#msg7013024 date=1288037440]The leopard and its spots! Many guys leave naija not because opportunities are scarce as they are quick to blurt out to every listening person, but they dont want to build from the ground up, they lack vision, patience, focus and foresight. Some are misfits who cannot bend to any rules in their environment and simply need easy money. Yahoo boys and harlots.
Some are trouble makers that nearly gave their parents a heart attack so the old man sells a land and bundles the child away to hustle abroad, wishing the child spends the rest of his days in a foreign jail. Good riddance! The man can now stay back and enjoy his old age.
Some stole money entrusted to them and run away to foreign lands, bankers, salesmen, apprentice traders etc, are guilty here.
Only about 15% come over on good business, academic pursuit.
Lets tell ourselves some home truths.[/quote]OP, Please stop the stereotype.

Yes some Nigerians and Nigerians in diaspora are crook but only a small percentage are. Unfortunately these few Nigerians are more popular and they make lot of noises.

Everywhere I went, what I see are many Nigerians working so hard, some even do up to 3 jobs to survive. Dont be deceived by the volume of bad news in the media - bad news sell more than good news.

Like in Italy, where they make it look like all Nigerian ladies there are prostitutes, of the thousands of Nigerian ladies in this country, those who are into prostitution can not be up to 100. But they are the ones always in d news

spikedcylinder:
Oya, bring in an officiating priest and I shall, I do and I will.

Oh baby! those words from you are sweet melody to my heart

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freshera:
What will the child that is born call the woman? Grandmother or mother? And for the man, father or brother? Na wa o.

Ans: all the above!

spikedcylinder:
I have done since na. Wetin remain again? See your head like Baba No regret own.

Where and When? abeg show me the Certificate asap, else you'll have to say it again ending with 'till death do us part' and all NLders will be our witnesses and we can engage CC to supply all the wedding stuffs.

chaircover:
@Spikey you and OAM4ROMEO sef. na lof wantin tin. oga o. I am jealous especially as a whole 14k to miscalculate is involved.

Let me see, $14k is £8k, hmmm that can pay for a holiday in Dubai, buy a Fiat Punto to go to market with, buy a few designer handbags and so on. And see me here drooling and fainting over a certain mr Vicker when OAM4MONEYMISSROAD has 14k to throw about

The World health Organisation - WHO has warned that Jealousness is not good for one's health

anyways thanks for the recommendations on how my babe can properly miscalculate my money, Spikey pls take note.

chaircover:
See you!! Throwing away items you havent paid for

Could it be that you are so pako that the crean no fit work Jenny pls send this guy some brillo pads and vim

Where have you been anyways? We have missed you o! I thought you were busy swimming accross the Alantic with a flower in your . . . . .

unpaid? are you sure? Anyways, how do you receive payment? - in cash, card or in kind?

chaircover:
OAM4ROMEO you are truly biting off more than you can chew. Hope you have as much action as you claim cos . . . . . . .

cos wetin? Eru o ba odo jor! I full ground.

chaircover:
@poster women do not like weak men. I repeat do not like weak men.

Did I just say that? emmmmm ok let me rephrase. Women like men who treat then well, men in touch with their feelings, romantic men and all that but men have to be able to multitask from being all lovey dovey one minute to being firm and assertive as of when required whether or not the woman is feeding the man and his dog. He is still the man.

@poster you have to re-establish your authority.

Stop eating her food, refuse to touch her and spend as much time outside of the house. Do not get into petty arguments with her and do NOT drive that car. Sir please do not have an affair o! mi o ran e de ibe yen o! respond to her in mono syllables or very short sentences. Initially she will shout and try and cause trouble but just ignore her. After a while she will begin to calm down and try to make peace. At that point tell her as it is without mincing your words.

Hmnnnn !

@OP this is 'Becoming the man' - Lecture 101

“the Angelina Jolie of Nigeria.” is it in terms of her acting skills? or in terms of her beauty?

IMO, Genevieve no doubt is one of the best actresses in Nigerian but her beauty is overrated.

jennykadry:
^^OAM4JENNY (a.k.a MR MJ wanna be) where have you been? how was the surgery? and how's CC's Tura working on your face?heard your artifical nose fell off like MJ's

Been busy making more money for Muki, Spikey and I. Also Muki cancelled the surgery and Spikey threw away CC's Tura, they both love and prefer me as I am. BTW how is it going with you and denzel2009?

spikedcylinder:
Just bring 14k first.

Relax! As soon as you say 'I do' or if my doctor confirms you are pregnant (whichever comes first), you will have full access to my treasury and free to spend/miscalculate as much as you want 

Ujujoan:
@ OAM4J
Were you ever in doubt of my love for men?

Somehow yes. I guess it was d  impression I got of you when I newly join NL, then you, ebony and I think Toniaslim were always hard on guys posts/comments. Also, I think I have read some posts in which you've been accused of being a feminist and a misandrist. But I got it now; you are only less tolerant of weak and poor men but have high regards for hard and rich men like me. 

spikedcylinder:
Of course. I no get money na.

I know nao. that's why you are my babe , so each time i give you $$$$ to miscalculate without any stress you 'll continue to respect me and unable to abuse or insult me.

mutter:
Jennykadry now what is not for real here.
It is indeed painful and mean for the in-laws to encourage him to have a male child outside and that is what makes a few women go outside to bring children for their husbands, when there is no issue or no male child.
But that aside. Does a child not have a right to his father, his name, his family.
Even if the woman rejects what difference does it make. This child is the first male chid and accepted by the husband and his family.
The woman accepting the child would only bring harmony in the home on the long run and make the children grow up to love each other.
If I were in the same situation I would not let my hurt get in the way of depriving my kids a brother or my husband a on.
I have seen cases like this were women accepted the children outside and showed them love and helped make something out of them. these children grew to love their step mums so much and would move the world for them.
Do you know the faith of that child tomorrow. He may be a pillar to his siblings and family. The case of the stone the builders rejected.
I have also seen cases where the child was rejected by the step mum and these children when the grew up were only targeted at destroying the woman and her siblings.
Do you know what a child is? An innocent human being that also has fundamental human rights.
You need to have an overall view of the situation.

No one is against the child born out of wedlock. What the people are against is  some people in 2010 still thinking not having a son makes you a lesser man and going ahead to have a child outside marriage cos of that

I remember a man (supposedly educated) who had 3 daughters with his wife, then went outside cos he was looking for a son. unfortunately for him, his mistress only gave him another 2 girls

Then his wife conceived again and gave him a son and the foolish man said to the wife; 'why did you allow me to go outside when you know you can give me a son? you should have given me a son 1st'

MKDON:
@ujujoan,

i dnt marry  in2 a rich family. my family's more organizd d my inlaws. we r wealthier n more com4table even though a member of dr family may hv done "job" n got som mony, he still borrows from me even if he has given som unsolicited gifts 2 us whc they know i cn afford. m conservativ by nature n realistic. in fact i got her d bank job tru a strong contact i hd som yrs bak.

she's stubborn naturally, i noticd bak in skool bt managd cos i tryd 2 groom her. bt she ws hardly rude 2 me cos i calld d shots then. i ws a hussler in skool despite my family cld mk me vry comfortable even provid me a car if i wanted.

m jst tryin 2 get a nanny dt cn tk kia of my kids, 1ce dt is done, shd wd hv 2 leave. we both get violent somtyms, n dnt wnt sch anymore b4 i wd b chgd 4 murder or manslaughter. let her stay on her own.

1 of her elder sista is always complainin 2 her pastor dt she's nt subsevient to me 4rm her observation n d sista feel m a good guy given wt she feels i posses as potentials includin physical appearance. in my reccess, i still contribute over 30% for hse upkeep, pd d rent n ova 60% of d chldrn's skool fees.my period of intense recess ws jst abt 70days.

i find it difficult 2 confide in her cos of her attitude. wn i travld 2 abj on official dty, i obtained d paper docs of a piece of land i bot in apo abj in 2008.i scand d doc n sent to her box b4 boardin a plane bak to lag, n told her i gt d land tru my broda,so shd d plane crash, she cd use d doc to pursue possession of d land.her rxn ws dt i bot it in my name so she gt nothg 2 do wt it. all docs i hv, she's d nxt of kin n she knows.

meeen she's gt 2 stay away 4rm me. my7 4tunes ain't completely bad. jst gt admitted 4 Msc in unilag, my bus on hire pchase is payin gradualy. i cut d family off 4rm inquiring plans i mk 2 run my hom, dey rnt doin beta dn me.

hv always told her, if u wnt a rat 4rm me, ask nicely wt luv n i cd provid u d head of an elephant  even wn i cnt afford it, u do not hv to b confrontational. a couple of times, hv bn tempted 2 go screw out, bt m nt in d mood n i cn afford it if i wnt to, i hv vry willin partys. she's nt finer dn me. ps advise her

MY MESSAGE 2 LADYS IN D HOUSE, PS DO NOT B CONFRONTATIONAL 2 U HUSBANDS N DNT ACT LIK U R EQUAL 2 WATEVA HE'S CAPABLE OF

Advise her? is she a nairalander too? or is she by anyway reading this thread? And does this mean you no longer need advice.

Anyways Don, You dont have to pack off your marriage cos of financial issues and disrespect. thank God things are becoming normal again. Be a MAN for REAL and earn your respect back

Only very few women give respect just because you are a man or an husband. You should know that. Am not saying your wife's disrespect is good or normal but she is already your wife so deal with it.

Ujujoan:
Ouch Aisha, you make it sound like I'm anti men! That's not true oh, I love men veeery much. I just dont suffer f00ls gladly . .

That statement from you is loaded with so much meanings. I can write a thesis on it, anyways I love women veeery much too

spikedcylinder:
Hmmn. . . . I asked that question earlier because of a certain real life scenario and it goes thus:

A man is married to a woman who's older brother is super frigging wealthy. The brother gives the man a job, him and his wife live in a guest house owned and maintained by the brother and he drives a car given to them by the brother as a wedding present. Dude's balls have been sold for real.
So when the man and his wife have arguments, he dares not talk back at his wife. So bad, sometimes when they argue, he attempts to storm out of the house and drive off to a quiet place. For where? The wife will come downstairs and ask her husband to give her the car keys, after all it is rightfully hers. She does this in front of several domestic and security staff and the story spreads. I mean, the best part of an argument is storming off or slamming doors ([size=1pt]sharap, if you're reading[/size] ) and he cannot even do that because he has no balls.
If I pull that kind of stunt with money and car and what nots, a certain man I know will leave my arse and tell me to eat my stuff. Men are ruled by their egos, their pride and I find it hard to believe there are some that really don't have any.
Bottom line is, it's not just money and stuff that makes a woman respect her man. The man's carriage, attitude, penchant for bringing you to your knees without even saying a word is the kind of thing that will make you not dare open your mouth to abuse or insult your husband. I know we like to say money this, money that but you'd be surprised to know that men with regular income still get emotionally and physically abused by their women.

Phew!

I will NEVER agree to marry under those circumstances in the 1st place and if challenges/fate puts me there, I'll rather live under the bridge than allow someone mortgage my voice, will and pride.

Interesting! I dey gbadun you gan ni o. Pls continue and dont for get to tell us the origin of obatala and why some Yorubas believe that he was the 1st man on earth.