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blackcat1:
Does any body have an idea on how to buy and sell stocks online?
@ OAM4J hope you don't mind my posting this question here, also have funds that need investing.

DaddyO:
I used to be so keen on Nigeria as a viable destination for investment capital. I promoted the NSE to friends and colleagues alike, even making a pitch to the investment bank where I work. I invested in land somewhere in Lekki, engaging a "reputable" lawyer introduced to me by a friend. The rest they say is history. The two plots of land I acquired have been the subject of omo onile dispute for the past two years. I've written off my N5 million investment as bad debt. The stock market is no exception. Lack of disclosure and greed has resulted in the implosion of the NSE while other stock markets are rebounding.

I can't think of a single investment in Nigeria that has worked for me following tens of millions I invested there over the past 5 years.

I find it's impossible to trust Nigerians, particularly those residing in Nigeria. Everyone is desperate to be paid for work they hardly do, or do very badly. Most irritatingly, they often act as though they're doing you a favour! They could reap you off and then blame you for one thing or the other!

I vowed never to invest a cent in Nigeria again, unless it's money I make in Nigeria.

Sorry for the negative, but just thought I'd warn you, as Nigeria, has to be one of the most risky destinations for capital on earth (Unless you have major goverment or executive contacts)

nikkykay:
@ poster.
I will advise you that nigeria market is saturated with different kind of business already.I hv a friend who was also in your shoes some months ago.He was thinking of stuffs to bring in.The advice i gave him was to go to Mowe and invest in land properties.My dear u will never in your life regret going into ds business.You dont need any family or friends to monitor for you let alone someone cheating you.
Just go to interior Mowe and buy like a hectare with that amount and in like 5yrs from now,ican bet you are going to be counting your millionssssssssssss in folds.
Dont get urself invoved in any buying and selling.Also withdraw your money from bank cos the rate at which banking industry is going now,dont allow any thing stupid to happen to your money.Also whn u keep money in bank ,u are indirecting giving the bank your benefit since the stipent they call interest amounts to nothing while they trade with your own money and make millions from it.
This is just my opinion.
Adios Amigo.

back2back:
Long and Short of it: You cannot MONITOR business in Nigeria from abroad.

You simply cannot trust anyone even your own family!

This is one of the key reasons, Nigeria has not made progress like China and India!

foyeks2001:
just tell her that u dont ahve but u do it politely.
u claimed there is nothing btw u guys so y are u this scared of telling her your mind or maybe u are nursing sumtin in your heart

MrCrackles:
Poster
Be wise. . . or else you money will be strawed like a milkshake!

chosen04:
Bros, Just fixed d money in govt Bond, Fix deposit etc and go to sleep. Dont trust anybody. I once trusted my Pastor and a xtian Brother with "Good amount". I have since heard of more than 4 differents versions of how they were robbed of the money.
I cant make that mistake again or allow anybody to do same.

Real Estate is good, only when you are sure the land in question is free from Omo onile probs.

cvibe:
@ Poster, if you're willing to take the risk contact me via email.

cvibe:
@ Poster, if you're willing to take the risk contact me via email.

CarlosVent:
Computer Importation business is the best and can be monitored well from abroad

stede:
yes of course

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Bokoharam:
SO WHAT DOES A MAN DO IF THE WIFE KEEPS DENYING HIM OF THAT PERFECT GIFT OF MARRIAGE FOR ONE WEEK, 2 WKS, 3WKS and, and, and, ?

PLEASE TELL ME.

Remii:
On a lighter mood, enjoy some funny quotes on marriage:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once,
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted", Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after, comes Suffer, ing!
Jay Leno