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smartNerd:
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it
is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” —
Thomas Edison

You have been dropping quotes in this Nairaland Man, keep it up!

Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast

Actually, you are insane!

[quote author= post=103821224]Modafokas everywhere!!

These idiots alone can wish for deaths for their mothers.
Not sane and loving people from good and happy homes.
Something that a 5 year old can never say about their mothers is what these buffoons are posting on social media.
Idiots everywhere.

Pretty Mike, why death never dey worry you by now?


That being said,
May mama's soul RIP.



Freddy and Owobo,
What has poverty got to do with this kids?
Well, no one is forcing you kids not to wish death for your loved ones.
Our post is only for sane and sensible members of Nairaland.
Not people that has no regards for their parents.
Especially their precious mom that made you what you are today.
All the best to you in your wishes.

And anyone who wishes death to their mothers cos someone is burying his mom can go ahead and like and share your comment.
What manner of people do we even share this forum with for krissake!

So Pathetic and sad![/quote]You are extremely intelligent and very matured. But don't you know the constant support you have for Buhari is getting almost everybody in this Nairaland here annoyed, if not you would have more fans in this Forum.

I believed, this Buhari Government is the worst of all Government who have rule this Country so far!. That man is filled with bigotry and hatred!

ClassicMan202:
You smart so?

No be those things suppose make am age quick?

I'm not sure that guy is smart at all. And he is answering Smart. SMH

Are you sure you know what you posted, Poster?

Candidlady:
Look at his armpit

Dirty scum



Men causing trouble since the days of John the Baptist

Calm yourself down, take it easy

etibaba:
Even goat no stubborn reach like this, over three people have corrected you yet u dey act like u carry tape rule measure the Kano flyover.

Hahahaha you just wan quench the guy? Pity the guy nau

nextstep:
Catholic was started by rebels against the Roman Empire and includes a lot of rituals, sorry, sacraments, a titular head (Pope), and lots of oils and incense and stuff. Oh, you're not supposed to read the bible on your own, just prayer books and the like. And they have mass every damn morning (as in when it's still dark at 5am), and lots of ancient Gregorian chants from the 900AD.

Anglican was started much later by an English king who didn't like the idea of having a Pope in far off Rome telling him what he can do (rumor has it he wanted to divorce his wife - which the Roman Catholic church disallowed). A lot less oils, less rituals. You can read the bible yourself, go to church once a week at a very reasonable 10am, and songs are mostly contemporary English from the mid to late 1800s, often accompanied by and organ.

Both are way more dignified than these modern pentacostal and envangelical churches where there's far more shouting and dancing than is necessary to prove your point that you're a Christian. For me, it seems the more of a nuisance you are on a Wednesday night, the closer to God you become. Songs tend to be Nigerian in origin, with a nice beat, though the experience is marred by the loud sounds of humble bragging, incessant begging for undeserved favor, and the incomprehensible languages being invented on the spot.

And don't get me started on those who wear all white, walking down the street disturbing the peace.

This man

Akuruoulo:
I think a woman is free to be a prophetess or a speaker in a ministry because she is definitely a human by in an organized church like this , I don't think it's proper.
Everything will definitely Change in the church in some years to come

Who you replied to spoke out of what he read in the Bible, not from societal point of view.

ogascomax:
If by now someone is still thinking that coronavirus is a deadly disease in Nigeria then that person may never be wise again. To me I think such person or persons are fools for one reason. Nigeria as a country never did anything to prevent the spread of the various and it never spread. Forget all the media talk about lockdown and the rest. Even if they was a kind of lockdown the level of face to face communication and social integration was very present with us unlike abroad that neighbors don't see first to first. Then and until now, I have friends and family spread across this nation but known of them can boldly say that they know someone that died because of the so called dreaded disease.
Be wise and stop this unnecessary fear. Right from day one I spoke against this covid-19 thing and I am still alive. You insulted Kogi State government and today who is laughing last? who became the wiser at the end of the day. Are they all dead in the state? End fear of death in your life that is when you can live longer. As I always see I don't fear death not anything. When you come to realize who you are and what you are as a Christian you will drive away stupidity out of your christianity.

You got good brains man

Raychee:
Too sad the 5 naira note is becoming fast useless

Already useless my dear. Infact, they need to scrap it.

Jlow2:
good English is not intelligence

Many don't know this at all

Ayo2004:
Even if it isn't,how can u say scoring penalties and tap-ins is the standard?
When u watch Messi,u see goals,dribbles,playmaking,crosses,mad passes and so much more
That should be the standard,not camping around the penalty spot

Brotherman you are saying a different thing here. This thread is not about Playmaking, it's about who is topping the Euro 2020 scoring charts man, and you know who is topping the charts currently and besides that, it's not easy to attained that top spot disregarding the means he used. Na who pass na e know book o

gaetano:
The only way England will stand a chance against Italy is if they bench Kane and adopt a false 9. Luis Enrique, the Spain coach said Italy have a way of neutralizing strikers that why he adopted the false 9 to push an extra man in the midfield to make them less predictable.

We've seen how Italy have successfully neutralized all CF of the teams they've played so far, making them look like they play with 10 men. If England bench Kane and play Henderson and have mount play the false 9 role, they will be able to compete against verrati, barella and Jorginho like Spain did.

In my opinion, I see the trophy going to Rome because Italy play with more of their brains than pace

what a fucking truth you just spilled! Kudos man, you said the fact

Ayo2004:
So tapins and penalties is now the new standard
These Ronaldo fans have no shame

He can be the worst player on the pitch and score two tapins in injury time wholly created by his teammates yet they would come and say he is carrying the team with goat shouts

In your mind now, you think to score tap-ins and penalties is easy bah?

lambszy:

Them dey talk about temporary ban of accounts using GB WhatsApp
You dey find am for Iphone....

Life!

Life is really funny boss. Smiles

Rozcol:
It's not an insult as I would reply you with a perfect answer if I'm the one.It's a choice after all there are people who chose to remain single

Exactly... Is not by force to marry nau, abi

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
I don't see any big deal here though.....but congratulations if he thinks that is an achievement

Be a real niggarr..there is nothing like "baby boy "
when a male child is born...the male child is seen as a "niggarrrr "
When the male child grows up and start bombing, banging pussy, smoking weed, drinking beer, making some dope money....then such male child is seen as a "real niggarrr "
Unlike female children..when a female child is born...she is a baby girl...even when they grow up ...they are still baby girl

You dey disgrace your school o, my guy

iLegendd:
Nice post, but I'm going to shock you.

As a man, you need to be a real man who doesn't take bullshît, yet humorus and outgoing.

As a man, if you're a pushover or a nice guy, even if you follow all the above, you'll still end up in tears.

My advice to all men is: be a real alpha male and be focused on greatness.

Set the rules and let her tag along as long as she obeys them. Even if she's from a broken home or a wayward girl, as long as she knows you're a no-bullshìt real man, her bad behaviors will vanish.

Let me tell you a short story. I don't like getting into a relationship because I'm a heartbreaker.

Why did I say so?

It's because I don't take bullshît or a naggy behavior from women (be you the most beautiful, intelligent, or richest woman on earth), and at the same time, I'm playful towards them.

One of my rules is: don't ever nag and don't ever demand.

I decided to get into a relationship last year with a pretty yellow sisi. Unfortunately, she traveled to another state for a few months. She calls everyday, but I don't pick most times. I hate long distance relationships.

On February, this year, she demanded we meet on the 14th and hang out, but I told her let's see how it goes. She kept reminding me not to disappoint her.

I have told her that I'm a heartbreaker and she said as long as I'm the one breaking her heart, there is no problem.

Since she had missed me and kept reminding me for a meetup on the 14th, I got pissed, called her on the 13th of February and said, "I don't want to disappoint you, Honey. Let's just be friends."

The phone went mute and she couldn't alter a single word. I don't know if she was rushed to the hospital.

Hours later, she sent me a text message with so much pains and tears. I replied by changing the topic and asking her if she has credit on her phone, but she didn't reply. She was in pain. I sent her 1k recharge card so she can use it to call her admirers that there is vacancy.

In her cute head she had already planned how she was going to fùck me on the 14th, but I crushed her plans.

A man who knows how to fùck, but at the same time has the power to reject sex from a beautiful woman is a man with power.

Two weeks later, I sent her another card and she called to ask if I was the one who sent it, but I said no that it's MTN doing bonanza to people who broke up on the 13th—14th of Feb. She laughed and insisted I was the one, but I teased her and we had a fun conversation.

A week later, she called but I didn't pick. The next day, I called her and used humor to entertain her brain. Humor has powerful. Any man who masters the secret of humor and can make a woman laugh on command has a powerful skill.

In the conversation, I teased her and said, "Shey your new boyfriend don dey buy you made in Aba G-string already, abi? Bad girl. I will tell your mommy for you." She laughed and said she doesn't have a new boyfriend.

I asked why and she said, "I haven't found someone like you yet. You're just different and crazy. Too troublesome, yet fun to be with."

That was exactly what she said. Why did she say that? Is it because I'm too rich, too handsome, and too tall? No. It's none of that. In fact, I'm not rich, handsome, or tall, but there is something I have and it's called no-bullshìt from anybody behavior.

Despite being a no-bullshìt person, I don't abuse women neither do I take advantage of them sexually. People think bad boys are abusive and yes, some of them are, but good-bad guys aren't.

The reason I shared this story is to let you know the girl is a stubborn girl, but when she met me, her stubbornness disappeared.

Why? She met a man who has rules and can't lose his power because of a mere vagina or pretty face. But despite having rules, he is not rigid or boring. Most men with rules are too rigid and boring, but in my case, I keep the flow lively while guarding my relationship rules.

I don't reveal my rules to women, but they can feel it through my behavior or body language. Most men are Mr. Weaklings and they don't have rules.

They think all they need for a relationship or marriage to work is money, money, more money, but they don't know it's principle, not money. Money is just a subordinate.

When a woman meets a real man, her past dissolves and she melts for him even if she's from the worst family in the world.

My advice to men is not to follow all the checklists above, but to work on themselves first and have rules. For a man to go into a relationship, he should learn how the dating world works.

When a man wants to hear God, he reads his Bible to understand how God works.

When a man wants to pass his exams, he reads textbooks.

Unfortunately, when this same man wants a woman in his life so he can get married and raise a family, he refuses to read dating books written by real men.

Instead, he'll start looking for counselling from nice guys like him when it's already late.

For any man reading this, why not you learn how women work now, than when it's too late?

If you learn how women work, you'll set the rules yourself like me. I'm in a state where even the worst woman on earth changes and follows my lead. Women don't mess with me because they can't.

You can only be hurt if you allow it. Nigeria as a country is constantly being hurt and raped by politicians because "Nigerians" allowed it. That is exactly how marriage and relationship work.

So, be a real man and be the king.

You have chewed and digested the red pill boss

Bola146:
It's doesn't, maturity does. A boy of 20 years might be more matured with good sense than a man of 50 years with mosquito brain.

what you said is very rare. Age matters o, it's not easy to see a boy of 20 years old acting matured than a 50 years old. Happy Sunday to you by the way.

Rozcol:
least for me is 10years,if a man 30 and below approach me,I'll be like what's this small boy saying, I seriously can't stand very young men and their baggage. Also men 35 and above are already experienced about life and now very calm and also know how to carefully handle a woman well,men of these age group have outgrown toxicity and any form of bad social activities, I can't let men still testing the strength of their penis and how many rounds they can go come near me,lai lai.

You made a nice point

pansophist:
Age matters.

Age is a biological, legal, and psychological reality, denying it socially doesn't eliminate this truism. For example if Age doesn't matter, then a woman at 50 should be able to give birth easily like one at 23, a boy at 12 should be able to get a drivers license, and a man at 70 should have the maturity of a 17 years old boy.

Age matters. Love is merely a feeling, it's fickle and with everything fickle, it comes and goes. Don't marry for love, it should not be the core alone.

The great Pansophist . Happy Sunday to you, coming from a fan.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad..although a life without ruggedity is not worth living But the need to use sense can not be over emphasized


Normal....we go flow .....as far as you nor dey fly.....I go book hotel for you...arrange one or two runs babe for you, we go smoke till day break and booze enough alcohol...Once he dey 3am...we go start to dey bomb
But If you dey fly ....then we go clip the wings
We nor want see any bird here in the terra-firma of the Benin terrain

I like this man sha. You too get mouth. You be confirm area, nor be lie

Ofemmanu1:
Wahala, anyways I'm back again..

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Only few will understand this. Nice one from you

Tonitoniton:
Most women and some of their Male counter part mistake infatuation for love. They cant see beyond their nose. Many are easily blinded by lust and so lost interest after sex.

Secondly
A man will get weary after finding out during sex how wide the woman's virgina is, and that may likely be because she has worn out her virgin through regular sex with only her knows how many men she may be having sex with at the time. And an average man knows a loose woman during sex and it pisses men off like nothing else.

Thirdly,
So men hate to perceive bad odour from a woman during sex, most especially during sex. It is even worse if the smell is from her virgina .That will certainly put an end to that relationship.

The last but not the least,
Many of this ladies have spirit husbands that scares men off before and somes times after sex. The spirit husbands dictates who she will be with. In most cases, some one that has similar spirits as the spirit husband.

If a woman has spirit husband it will be difficult for her to enter into or keep a relationship for long. The best bet for such lady with spirit husband is to stay clear from immorality and she will break his hold

This Spirit husband/wife of a thing, does it truly exist?

Ogbotobo77:
Learnt alot from that podcast and also from rollo tomassi

The Rationale male

Blacksavage:
This is what I have in mind
Civilization has kill our female...
All of dem don turn hoes..

I dey tell you Brotherman. Civilization is one of the worst thing to ever happen in our Land... Infact, in the whole World

Chris525:
Love is not a scam. It mutates. The idea of love during our grandparents time wasn’t the same as it was during our parents and is not the same now.

You must understand what obtains around you and adjust accordingly. Red is red because everyone agrees it is so. So having a different opinion than the general idea puts you at the receiving end. A girl might love you, give you anything and everything and never be faithful. Thats the idea of love now.

They all have to pass through that hoeing phase these days but it usually passes. I give kudos to the guy you quoted blacksavage

He may have 99 problems but a woman will never be one of them. He’s hacked the code.

what you said about love not being a scam existed in the time of our grandparents, why do love exist then, it's because they were not civilized, they were traditionally behaved, they were not allowed to gain education so that they would not discover their true potentials. Love ceased to exist when civilization landed completely in our shore and dismantle traditional ethics. The females are getting more enlightened and wise as a result of civilization that's why feminism is getting more rampant, they are beginning to know more about themselves. They envied men, they wants to overtake men, why are they getting all these mentality. It's because we brought exposure(Education/Civilization) to their path. We gave them much room to be exposed. The Caucasians have been facing gender wars since time immemorial, divorce issues was part of their normal lifestyle and that time, there were nothing like such here in our Land(that's the time of our grandparents) not until they stepped their foot here and we the Blacks/Culture adopted their methods and erased our traditional ethics.


N:B Civilization = Education = Religion.


All what I said here is what I collected from History and Experience.

babavik:
is the book online?

You can download it and read it offline. It's a PDF format, it's free. Do you have Adobe reader?

Blacksavage:
You fit share that book with me

Do you have Adobe reader? If you don't have it, just download the App, then I will send you direct link to download the book. It's in form of PDF.

Blacksavage:
I have one at hand, we had been dating for 3years now and sometimes I caught her cheating but as a street dude wey i be.. I don see things I go just over look am..
Shake head throw face one side..

My brother you can never satisfy this hoes I swear
If you like buy 2plot for mood for them
Dem go still cheat

My brother, na so the matter just be. Trusting this present generation of girls is at your own risk, there is nothing you can do that will make them loyal. Their thinking these days is just one sided, same orientation guiding them. There is a book written by Rollo Tomassi, titled "Rationale male". This book contain hidden knowledge about the female gender and what we the male must do to counter their tricks and manipulations. Love na big scam!

Blacksavage:
Damn!
Meh this shit is real sometimes but not in this generation cause this hoes out here won't let it come to reality.....

And what you just said is the pure fact.