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Ishsoph: We the good guys don't really give a danm over what the Thomases think. We maintain our chastity till d D-day

Cool. Somewhat boring in ph
Had to migrate to Aba.

Ishsoph: Doubting Thomas





How was your trip to osha yesterday jare?

rationalmind: Lol, make I gist una small wetin transpire between us.

The guy say make I con church(BLW)

I asked if he'll follow me to my father's shrine.

He said it depends on what he's going there to do.

I asked what I'll be coming to the church to do, he said it's to worship God.

I then told him he'll worship my father's god with us. The god of iron.

He said he might not be able to come because.....

"whatever reason you have for not coming, consider it my reason for not following you to church" I said.

Ishsoph: Lolz

My kind are rare

Agunnewi: I never quite figured out why the intimate urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.

My friend Story: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,

That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing intimate satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently he'll not be having sex tonight.....

luvmijeje: E wo ero wa, e ti ri nkan nkan. I'm loving this rally. The mixture of songs with speech is really creative. I don't remember the last time political speech is this fun.

mayorall: Aregbesola theg said is Islamising Osun state singinging christian songs and reading psalms since morning. MY mum is singing along , May you live long for putting smiles on my mum's face.

ajoskele: I'm sorry. I don't know anything about the LGA.

ajoskele: Ha..baba u ask too much oo.State of Osun has 30LGAs so don't expect I know much about them. I can only talk about the ones I've been to.
Osogbo- The town has 3 or maybe 4 LGAs and the most interesting place to be in Osun being the state capital. It boasts of the best hotels, bars, eateries, clubs and all the 'happening' places in the State of Osun. Osogbo has the edge over all other towns because of the presence of many banks, institutions, companies and many establishments that could offer one job opportunities. It has one of the campuses of Osun state university and also the LAUTECH Teaching Hospital.Accomodation in Osogbo is not an easy thing. What else oo?**thinking**

Ede- This town has two LGAs. The North and South. Ede(serving here) houses the NYSC camp, the Federal Polytechnic, Adeleke University, Redeemers University, an airport(under construction though) etc No much job opportunities here. You will make money if you are business-oriented. It's a pity I'm not! Baba, light here na die oo..You go dey pray make dem sieze d light ni. Accomodation is the easiest and very cheap.

Ile-Ife- The origin of Yoruba. I don't know much about the ancient town. I learnt accomodation I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ not easy to come by. Ife is α busy town with α̲̅ lot of exciting places to visit and job opportunities.

Ilesa- A very big town with lots of opportunities. The International Breweries, the producers of Trophy, Grand Malt etc, is located there. Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ could get α̲̅ bottle of Trophy as low as @#100 in Ilesa. Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅ can make α̲̅ lot of money doing businesses there. Accomodation too could be difficult.

These are the few places I've been to in Osun. You won't regret coming down here. Lest I forget, transportation is cheap almost everywhere in Osun.
DO NOT forget to visit Erin-Ijesha waterfall. Α̲̅ lifetime experience!

amanda2013: obayaya o naghi ato ochi cha cha. Anyway no problem

honeydear: hello obayaya, hope you are good

amanda2013: obayaya am nt fine, this osun wey dem cari me go dey scratch my body.

amanda2013: obayaya welcum. Ajoskele abeg o o o come and ans again na you we knw abeg.

Teespice: I dunno

All I know is that I am not tall

Teespice: Am I supposed to feel better ni?

Guidette: Are you kidding me? I'm in Naija now, and right now as I type there is no light, my dad was nearly killed in one of the bomb blasts that happened last week and my mum went for a burial last week in which the death was caused by doctor strike. So you are telling me that I am not realistic? Why would I want insurgency to continue when it affects me and my family directly? I will never wish bad on any person even GEJ. Thousands have died while nothing meaningful has been done to stop Boko haram.

Jonathan just needs to go because if the problems have been going on for decades and he still can't solve it, then he has to move and let someone else do what needs to be done. I am not a sycophant, so I say things as I see them.

ajoskele: :PHehehehehe..ℓ̊'m just 16 and Onazi is around 21 I think. He is only 5years older than me!

lertee: Mesut Ozil ,he seems he is a reincarnate

eddyland: gues u ar hissing 4 urself nd I see no atom of pessimism in what he said. I gues u ar d one 2 tek ur optimism 2 president Jona, so dat mek d fish wey swallow Jona no com swallow u join. Ah ah...don't u get tired of dis fary tales by ur government?. Soon nw u wil believe dat dragon ever existed.

Guidette: Be realistic for once and stop deceiving yourself. He has promised us way too much and has achieved nada.

I am sure you dont have light right now plus you go an fetch water everday to bath (if you dont have borehole); you have to buy fuel from blackmarket for you car and genset; the road to your house is bad; you have security guard but still lock your house up for fear of armed robbers; food is expensive in market; you are unemployed or under employed(or still in school because of strike)…

I could continue painting out various scenarios for you. If this is your life and you keep shouting GEJ till God knows when, then you are bigger than the biggest fool known to mankind.

Guidette: Another empty promise

hazekctravels: [b]
In Aregbesola’s reductionist world, there are no true sons of Odua among the security agencies. Indeed, he may not know about the Maji Maji uprising, a violent resistance to colonial rule in the German colony of East Africa, following a German policy designed to force African peoples to grow cotton for export, lasting from 1905 to 1907. The policy bred social discontent and the people were justly angry. A rogue named Kinjikitile Ngwale, who claimed to be possessed by a snake spirit, however saw a golden opportunity in the people’s calamity. He gave his followers war medicine which he claimed would turn German bullets into water. Kinjeketile’s “war medicine” was in fact water (maji in Swahili) mixed with castor oil and millet seeds. And so, armed with spears and other lowly weapons, and believing in their war medicine, Kinjeketile’s followers challenged German troops, who were armed with machine guns. As the machine guns mowed them down, the freedom fighters realized their error, but it was too late. Those who were lucky retreated, throwing away their bottles of war medicine and crying, “The maji is a lie!”. Said a historian: “The Maji-Maji rebellion left 15 Europeans and 389 native soldiers and tens or even hundreds of thousands of insurgents and innocent bystanders dead. It also broke the spirit of the people to resist and the colony remained calm, thanks also to a change of governors which brought a more enlightened regime, until the outbreak of World War I. Lions in the area developed a taste for human flesh in the wake of the slaughter and the Songea region is still plagued by man-eaters.”

Indeed, if the Ngoni/Maji Maji soldiers who had a just cause to fight, nevertheless lost the battle owing to false weapons, with which weapons is Aregbesola, who has no just battle to fight, planning to deal with the security agencies?[/b]

honeydear: Good morning

anago90: mofo everyone involved in your upbringing should be shot with in the brain. that an auto selection on android device. mofos like you don't own one anyway.

ajoskele: lol...most of us in FCDS have dreams of playing professional football. Many of the past members are plying their trades in Europe and South Africa.

Football CDS is very different from all other CDS. Ours is just to train on CDS days and any other days.

maestroferddi: So you took your time to write this crap?!

MzMariah: Lol.