₦airaland Forum

Lala fp pls

ronald4lif:
I've got to agree that there's nothing wrong with reconciling with an ex provided the circumstance that led to the split was inevitable and didn't lead to bitterness.

In some cases like for instance it was due to distance or cheating but it later turn out that you both now live in same city a reconciliation isn't out of place.

That he/she cheated doesn't mean they'd indulge again. Let's face it, everyone have once cheated in their lives or harbour the thought of cheating. And the difference between a person who cheated and the one who nursed the thought is the opportunity they never had.

are you from mars?not everyone cheat!! Or even think about it sef

1. How can a man curled up in a foreign land where a certain level of tolerance to liberties and freedom is guaranteed, ask and preach to his tribe men not to allow such which he enjoys in the land he lives?
2. How can a man in this modern age, call on his listeners ( his tribe men ) not only to contribute to his cause financially but to arm themselves, ominously waiting for further directives from him to attack others?
3. How can a group of people with a bitter history of fratricidal carnage on a tragic scale from a war which they started and lost for same reason and said mantra, try to let history repeat itself?
4. How can a man decide to prey upon the animosities and prejudice of many?
5. How do a group of people allow themselves to be brainshwashed into the use of hateful rhetoric alongside sophisticated humor in a bid to insult people who do not subscribe to his ideologies or people of a different tribe from his? In simple terms I mean how can a group of people in their ideal state of mind call his fellow neighbor of a different tribe an Animal?
6. Is it not Amusing that these sect of people (i.e. some Igbos) call other tribe animals, yet these same Igbos desert their land for that of the animals in search of greener pasture, shelter and even feed from the tables of these people they call animals?
Fellow readers, I believe that going through the above questions and more alike questions will prompt you to conclude to these two answers:
1. Radio Biafra and TV is from Hell
2. Its followers are either deluded, brainwashed, or illiterates without proper education. So called bandwagons of online Biafra pastors, supporters, propagandist are actually illiterate themselves.
.On this premise I ask all sensible Nigerians collectively join hands in the struggle to put to an halt the activities of this media house and its self-theatricalising promoter ‘kanu nnamdi’ who deludes himself and his followers as the “Liberator” and “God Sent”.
“There was a country” – Albert Chinualumogu Achebe.
By Ymodulus

Ur second question first NOT EVEN THE gods COULD BEG ME TO ACCEPT HER!! Even if gf cheat that is the end talkless of wife it is unthinkable
the first ?? I can't shout cos am fro, the south depending on my mood could pretend as if nothing happen just greet them, or jah might recieve a visitor.

Princeojua:
The only guy I thought I could trust broke my heart few weeks ago when I learnt he has joined the cult group via the influence of other of his peers I don't know. what should I do? quit him or what? I haven't let him know I know that he has joined.

which cult and which school

Would have prefared if u hustle here in nigeeria but since you don't want to uae qatar or jordan should do
easier getting into the three countries if u r a skilled technician
how to go about it is ur business
but if u want to go to gadaffi country would help Or any other african country

Op tell your guy to
never live a champaing life on beer income
who is he trying to show off to
Friends who would ditch u @ d slightest provocation?

yomi007k:
My dear OP,

Judging by all u have written..
You are very intelligent

You are rare

You have experience.

Your choices would worth more than wat ur fiance has in mind.

That guy does not look like a good financial planner to me. Seems he believes more in "luck".

I'm sure he hasn't seen life.

If u were my blood sister, I wud say take ur time. Becos getting married is a long term thing. Be very Careful.

#shalom

my long lost brother
seconded

tintingz:
He's going to use his own money so whats the fuss?

80% ladies wants a wedding ceremony that will shake the street.

but remember after the elaborate wedding the marriage begins you want to feed ppl who never told u they r hungry abi after your own hungry start abi

So why are u still in the relationship??
Don't cheat and can't stand a cheater relationship is not worth it for any of the partner cheat
bro walk away

Seun is like nairaland is been thrown to the dogs pls hate speech in the form of apc and pdp southwest and biafra jonathan and buhari should be stopped forthwith
we should use this forum to promote national unity not hate
my 2cent

chocolateme:
This is really bad.. He knows he was committing evil and abomination that's why he covered her eyes. No conscience at all.
If man were God, I would shut down the joystick of every man on earth never to rise again. If they want, then can attach POP ti it. That guy should be severely punished.
RIP to the woman.



FTC
Chocolate cream

even mine??
Chia u r heartless oooo thank jah man no be god ooo

So e don finally reach lagos? In ebonyi and sokoto state and also part of abuja all those suya meat u meet in ebonyi and sokoto are camel meat oooo if you don buy chop ....kia no come vomit for person thread na shift abeg
abuja its only in some few areas that they sale camel meet
we are explorers we travel to anywhere
ph city loading after 8months tour in bayelsa

Don't even go there at all any guy that tried @ even winking @ my bae is dead
me too would not even look @ any bae no matter hw beautiful she is













NOTE AM STILL EVEN LOOKING FOR A BAE LOL

AltarBoy1:
Am i my mid 20 and she, above 30. Am not indulging in her. There is no say I can escape her as my shop us next to her. Like today, I didn't mk it to the market, but I have started seeing her missed calls already.

you lack guts bro no guts no glory end of my story but incase you need someone to tell her off send me her number on 08151164299 she no go try come near you again

Of course they knew he is black but would denied to high heavens the white has brain washed africans to think anything black is evil
read malcon ix speech about black unity
we should no longer be ashamed of been black
BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL

Simple instruction u can't follow and u want to link people to marriage smh for you







better register it NOW!!

Abubakar96:
Hey guys
I'm planning on buying a new console. I need your advice whether to buy ps4 or ps3.
My budget is within 60k-100k

ps3 has large collections of games while ps4 has few althooug ps are developing new games on ps4 also the price of games ps4 very expensive ps3 relatively expensive
the choice is yours

1. How can a man curled up in a foreign land where a certain level of tolerance to liberties and freedom is guaranteed, ask and preach to his tribe men not to allow such which he enjoys in the land he lives?
2. How can a man in this modern age, call on his listeners ( his tribe men ) not only to contribute to his cause financially but to arm themselves, ominously waiting for further directives from him to attack others?
3. How can a group of people with a bitter history of fratricidal carnage on a tragic scale from a war which they started and lost for same reason and said mantra, try to let history repeat itself?
4. How can a man decide to prey upon the animosities and prejudice of many?
5. How do a group of people allow themselves to be brainshwashed into the use of hateful rhetoric alongside sophisticated humor in a bid to insult people who do not subscribe to his ideologies or people of a different tribe from his? In simple terms I mean how can a group of people in their ideal state of mind call his fellow neighbor of a different tribe an Animal?
6. Is it not Amusing that these sect of people (i.e. some Igbos) call other tribe animals, yet these same Igbos desert their land for that of the animals in search of greener pasture, shelter and even feed from the tables of these people they call animals?
Fellow readers, I believe that going through the above questions and more alike questions will prompt you to conclude to these two answers:
1. Radio Biafra and TV is from Hell
2. Its followers are either deluded, brainwashed, or illiterates without proper education. So called bandwagons of online Biafra pastors, supporters, propagandist are actually illiterate themselves.
.On this premise I ask all sensible Nigerians collectively join hands in the struggle to put to an halt the activities of this media house and its self-theatricalising promoter ‘kanu nnamdi’ who deludes himself and his followers as the “Liberator” and “God Sent”.
“There was a country” – Albert Chinualumogu Achebe.
By Ymodulus

Brotherly why would you compromise your family for an ex who left you?
Could be your village juju @ work,could be she jazz u........could be but i have one advice for you
take a bus to yaba, locate onike street you will find mfm church they r good in handling your type of case
devil dey dance sakitibobo for your head

Excuzeme:
This is the major problem we have now in Nigeria!
....being forced to chose between the DEVIL and SATAN!
Not much of a choice if you ask me.

Like me, l am sure a lot of people are wondering why it is impossible for APC and PDP to field "new and clean" candidates?

Is it that Nigeria is short of decent humanbeings, that we must chose between Jonathan and Buhari ...
...that Bayelsans must chose between Sylvia and Dickson?

Who are those opposed to, ..and suppressing the emergence of such "better candidates"?

IMO, Poverty is a major factor and Politicians who loot a lot of money, even more than they can spend, know this too well.
As bad as it is, to loot the coffers by 50%, to the tune of Billions, the people will still have some 50% left to develop themselves and their infrastructure.

But when you have Politicians that loot 99% of the treasury, you should know that their intent goes beyond self gratification ....
.... but towards the real of IMPOVERIZATION OF THE POPULACE!
They know that an impoverished populace, has no say in anything going on.
They are cannon-fodders, to be used and tossed around.

Thus, Nigerians need to realize that when a Politicians loots the treasury and you'all support him for reasons ranging from "shon-of-d-shoil", to "We Vs. Them", to even crass ignorance, the pay-back will go back and forth, over generations!

As it is, whichever way you dice it (Timpriye or Dickson) .... Bayelsans are in for another rough-ride over the next four years!
This is very unfair to the hard-working and dilligent people of Bayelsa.

epic ........truth
what we have now in nigerian is not politics but poli-trick in difference guise almajiri,amala,talakawa,STOMACH INFRASTRUTURE politics it's a mockery
even buhari who many ppl have hoped to do a 'new' thing let many hopes dashed
the list are only politicians who helped him get into power thou second batch still coming.....
IN SUMMARY IT'S ALL THE SAME OLD STORY

FlyboyZee:
I agree with you. Dickson, however is the lesser evil...

let see dickson might loss if timipre picks d apc chairman from silga but if he pick the headmaster he would lose abisimabismaly like patric ogayagor

johnson232:
Lol... It is a challenge u need to overcome if u really wanna enjoy any relationship with a girl, most especially nigerian girls. Since this is your first love, it's natural for u to act this way. But I employ u to call the relationship a quit, it will seem painful for a while, but will make u a better person in the long run. Sooner or later she will still dump u for a more hardened nigga, why not save yourself some respect and let b!tch go....
U don't need any hoe to live happily as a nigga....

johnson i take jah beg u respect woman ooo
op just let her go time they say heal all wounds

TonyeBarcanista:
Even Sylva is aware that his candidacy is Dead on Arrival. He's a failed and corrupt politician.

is dickson a saint? Bayelsans are just going to choose between two ''evil''

Edwin clown where u dey enjoy the spoils of jeg i dey there nw u r a patriot abi




my one liner for u .......................bye bye we will not mis u infact did u even exit??

Five page yet no testi-money?

judebebo:
It might be very difficult in Nigeria, but it's very much possible abroad. I studied chemical engineering in my undergraduate, am doing masters in petroleum engineering at imperial college London.

very very hard if it's here in 9ja but abroad cool pet n gas is just a branch of chem engr. So u would find it somehow diff because u hv to go back back to the basics








but if u are 'determine' in kanu wankwo voice all things are possible bro

RickRichards:
Funny. Never went to night class. I preferred to read alone in the comfort of my room. 'Cos that's the only place I can use my imagination without looking crazy.

Well, mine happened in a bank:

Okay, naso I go bank today o. I come sit down for reception area. Naso one man wey sit down beside me just dey stare at him phone, and him dey talk to himself at intervals: "Chai Omalicha! Chai Omalicha!! Chai Nairaland babes!!!" As I hear nairaland, I come use style look him side. The man was actually logged-on to nairaland. Next thing he go talk nah: "Chai Dechandel Omalicha". As I hear Dechandel, I no sabi wetin enter me, I just sabi say I land one strong upper-cut for the man jaw. And lucky for me, no-one saw it happen - well, that's I thought at that moment. The upper-cut was so strong that I expected the man to faint, but instead he just got up and started walking like a zombie. He made for a passage near the counter. There was a security guard standing near the passage. I actually thought he wanted to report me for assaulting him or something. But he just walked right passed the guard like a zombie. At that point I was in no doubt my upper-cut had restored his memory to factory settings.
Then all of a sudden the guard started walking towards me. He actually saw me punch the man. He said: "Sorry Mister, I'll have to ask you to follow me". I knew I was in trouble, so I just had to form baddo. You know how these people are once you appear helpless. So I stared at him intensely with disdain for about 5 seconds before the right words came rolling off the tip of my tongue. With a cold voice I replied: "Me, follow you? Well, how would you like to eat dinner in the guardroom at the army barracks? The moment he heard army barracks, he literally frooze. He be like say he don spend some nights there before. Some PTSD kinda iish. He looked so terrified, and he wasn't blinking. I even waved my hand in front of his face. For where, the guy don dey drive down memory. Hmm...this was my cue to run. I walked out of the bank wearing a calm demeanor, made for my car, and sped off.
Naso I come the watch news now o. They come report say one armed robber come the same bank wey I go, and that he was "caught in the act". The news really surprised me. "One armed robber"? The time of the incident even tallied with the time I was there. Hmm...as I dey listen to the confusing news, things took a turn for the bizarre when they reported that they caught the thief "sleeping in the bank's vault". As them show the man picture ehn, I almost fainted. It was the man I punched. The man still they look like mumu.
I watched as they interviewed one witness , he came across as an illiterate.
Here's what he said:
"We cash am! We cash am!!"
"He come dey pretend like say him be re.tarded"
"We ask am him name, ask am everysin, bur he just dey look us like mumu"
"You know war they zay?"
"Wan day for the ownor, wan day for the ownor!!!"
Chai! I knew the man was innocent: Na only my upper-cut reset him brain.
Well, nothing wey I fit do to help am now. I no wan enter trouble.

But I still don't get it. Why did I punch him when he mentioned dechandel? Help me out, fellow nairalanders. The question's been giving me migraines.

what is the tittle of these movie i sure say na james bond and segun arinze feature ooooo
when is the part two coming out?


















Did't for once attend 9it class i just read and read..read...read as the spirit leads inside by bunker(room)

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia
pls mr end time forward all your money to me
my account nos ................ Diamond bank since you can't spend it in ''heaven'

OBSEQUIOUS:
When Buhari gave the famous speech at eagle square that military command center will be moved to battle area everyone clapped for a general and commander in chief ready to lead his army.
Yes! We need a general to quash boko haram according to APC propaganda, and yes! We got THE GENERAL.

(1). Has general Buhari been to the command center since he moved them their? Or he simply sent a civilian Osinbajo with no "military experience" like Jonathan?.

(2). Has general Buhari visited any of the explosion sites like the "weak" Jonathan did?.

(3). Has there not been more bombings in 3 months under the general than it was in 3 years under "the civilian" Jonathan?

(4). They say Jonathan celebrated independence day inside Aso rock because of fear of boko haram, now the GENERAL who made gallant statement at eagle square and ordered the military chiefs to defeat boko haram in 3 months hide himself and the legion of guards in same Aso rock this year as boko haram were relentlessly bombarded Abuja.

(5). How come there is this criminal silence on the almost daily killings and raiding and bombings going on in the north by both boko haram and Fulani cowboys killing and destroying towns and villages and even adding kidnapping now (ask Pa Olu Falae) despite us having a general as president?, oh! I get it, if the people know and are adequately informed about the cases, then it will deflate the "we have conquered boko haram" lies.

(6). THE REAL DANGER IS NO LONGER IN THE ATTACKS BUT IN THE DELIBERATE CONCEALING OF TRUTH ABOUT THE ATTACKS JUST TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE WAR IS OVER.

(7). They keep showing us how many boko haram fuel depot and foodstuffs they discovered all over the place and YET no discovery of the CHIBOUK GIRLS upon whose (abduction??) they based one of their strongest propaganda against Jonathan.

(. Bombs does not discriminate, it doesn't know if you are APC, PDP, APGA or of any political party or religious background, so it is something that must be roundly condemned by all well meaning Nigerian, BUT WHEN POLITICIANS USE A BAD SITUATION LIKE THE BOKO HARAM THING AS PROPAGANDA TO WIN ELECTION ONLY FOR THEM TO START LOOKING FOR EXCUSES FOR FAILING TO STOP IT, THEN WE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY WORRIED FOR OUR DEAR NATION.
If Buhari has anything "GENERAL" in him, let him take the Defence ministry (that is where Nigeria need him now)and not the petroleum ministry.

We shall continue to pray that God expose those behind the killing of innocent Nigerians.
LET BUHARI TAKE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE AS "THE GENERAL" HE IS, THEN WE CAN TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUS BRO BUHARI HAVE WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE MANAGING THE OIL SECTOR THAN THE DEFENCE MIN.BECAUSE IN DEFENCE MINISTRY HE MIGHT DIE U KNW HE IS OLD AND FRAIL
TRUTH THERE IS A MEDIA CONSPIRACY ABOUT SILENCE WHEN BOKOHARAM STRIKE DURING JONA AND PMB REGIME
TVC,AIT,CHANNELS TV OVER TO U GUYS WHY ....................A BROWN ENVELOP B.THEY ARE NOT AWARE C. OGA @ D TOP HAS GIVING AN ORDER D.APC IS ABOUT PROPAGANDA
YOUR TIME START NOW