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Foreign AffairsRe: Apple To Fix Iphone Dictation Bug That Replaces Word ‘racist’ With ‘trump’ by obicoself(m): 7:59pm On Feb 26, 2025
That's good
TravelRe: Our Aircraft Was Not Faulty, The GPU Was Unserviceable - Air Peace by obicoself(m): 7:35pm On Dec 15, 2023
Good explanation
Christianity EtcRe: Happy 69th Birthday To Bishop David Oyedepo by obicoself(m): 6:51am On Sep 27, 2023
On behalf I and my family I say Happy birthday to our Papa. Age graciously. We love you!
HealthRe: I Went To See A Doctor Today Because Of My Illness And This Happened by obicoself(m): 1:04pm On Aug 22, 2023
Dafresh:
I used to open my fridge in my shop to receive air without knowing I was harming my self it started with malaria I treated it then I started having cough. The only thing disturbing me now is cough
CanL ulcer cause cough and catarrh
Bro, go for gene expert test. If you ve been coughing for mor than two weeks without relief, you need to go for the above test. God forbid, it might be TB.
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TravelRe: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by obicoself(m): 11:42am On Jan 01, 2023
Since your work is mainly based online and steady power is required, I will advise you to move in to Omoku. It's atown in Rivers State. Close to PH. There, steady power is guaranteed and it's free. I was in your shoe till I moved out of same Lagos to the area in 2021. Till date, I never regretted it
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Christianity EtcRe: Happy 68th Birthday To Bishop David Oyedepo by obicoself(m): 7:54am On Sep 27, 2022
Happy happy birthday to you my papa. May the good Lord continue to use you to expand the kingdom of God on earth. More grace to you in Jesus 'name. Amen!
HealthRe: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by obicoself(m): 10:20am On Feb 08, 2022
There's hope for you. If you are really desperate to see change in your life. Use this time to draw close to Jesus. Give your life to Him completely. I will advise you go to Living Faith Church to build your faith. Engage the Blood of sprinkling, communion and the anointing, also the mantle. Rejecting the result you've got. You'll surely come back here to testify in no time. All hope is not lost. As long as there's life, there's hope.

My little but effective contribution. Cheers.
CrimeRe: Family Demand Justice For Anambra Businessman Found Dead In Hotel Room (Photos) by obicoself(m): 8:56am On Jan 18, 2022
[quote cry cry author=michlins post=109452622]Nigerians should learn to leave crime scene the way they met it. They probably moved him quickly to leave room for another customer to lodge. Right now, they will be emersed in an investigation that might keep the hotel locked up for months to come[/quote]
RomanceRe: Was King Solomon able to satisfy all his wives and concubines? by obicoself(m): 10:15am On Dec 19, 2021
You want to know how he was able to satisfy them? Then, you should read his early beginning. He was blessed with high level of wisdom. So, basically, this helped him to achieve all he did. When you have this kind of wisdom, you become a pathfinder. Wisdom is the principal thing. Read about his astounding proverbs in the book of proverbs and his love poems in Songs of Solomon, also his experience with wisdom in Eclesiastics. It was a divine wisdom but he misused it at his later end.

My take home: In all thy getting, get wisdom!
CrimeRe: "Women Are Very Easy To Deceive"- Kidnapper Who Lures Girls Via Facebook by obicoself(m): 7:37am On Sep 14, 2021
Is that so
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by obicoself(m): 8:21am On Nov 21, 2020
[quote author=MrPRevailer post=96262828]This might not be dangerous. But the corporate Snake-media is definitely very dangerous. CNN, NBC, MSNBC etc. MS stands for Microsoft

https://humansarefree.com/2019/08/the-6-monolithic-corporations-that-control-almost-everything-we-watch-hear-and-read.html[/qluote]

This kind of snakes aren't dangerous. Does not bite
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Oshiomhole Reacts To APC's Loss, Says 'You Win Some & Lose Some' by obicoself(m): 7:04am On Sep 24, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Oyegun: Obaseki’s Victory Shows Egocentric Politicking Can Be Defeated by obicoself(m): 1:51pm On Sep 23, 2020
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph over good is for good men to do nothing!


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PoliticsRe: Fuel Hike: No Going Back On Strike, Protest – NLC, TUC by obicoself(m): 6:39pm On Sep 22, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Idahosa: Oshiomhole Refused To Believe Obaseki Has Finished Him Politically by obicoself(m): 6:30pm On Sep 22, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Obaseki: I Will Show No Mercy To Oshiomhole by obicoself(m): 6:21pm On Sep 22, 2020
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PoliticsRe: FINCEN Files: U.S. Probes Obasanjo, Jonathan Over Malabu OPL 245 Fund Transfers by obicoself(m): 6:05pm On Sep 22, 2020
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CrimeCannibalism: Man To Serve 2,675 Years Jail Term by obicoself(op): 7:30pm On Jun 04, 2020
Man 56,to Serve 2,675 Years in Jail for Killing and Eating 23 Pizza Agents and 6 Jehovah's Witnesses



A man identified as Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych has been arrested by Houston Police. He has been charged for a crime bordering on cannibalism. He is believed to be directly involved in the mysterious disappearance of not less that 31 persons in the past ten years. He is charged for his involvement in killing and eating 23 Pizza Delivery Agents, 6 Jehovah's Witnesses and some postmen.

Information from Naija Pledge Website showed that Ivan Fedorovitch is a 56 years old man who lives with his mother, Anastasia Yanukovych who is 93 years old. A section of the apartment he lives with his mother has also been rented out to a student. He is said to be completely blending with the people of the community. And as a result of his jovial and social life with the people, he left no footprint of any suspicion that he is cannibalistic. He is said to have been involving in cannibalism for over ten years without being caught.




Having run out of his luck, the police arrived the scene of the incident and caught Ivan Fedorovitch red handed in the act. He was seen in his garage butchering a dead body. According to the police report, he was preparing a fat quantity of grounded meat from human parts. He mixed it with aromatic blend of spices. While being caught red handed, he admitted killing unsuspecting pizza delivery men from local restaurants, preying on several postmen and taking the lives of a number of Jehovah's Witnesses who might have called at his door to share gospel with him.

One of his neighbours, named Chief Jeff Buchanan told the news reporters that, Mr Ivan Fedorovitch would always invite his neighbours to come and watch football in his house. And upon hosting his neighbours, he would served them with a large portion of barbecues. He said that no one has ever suspected that Ivan Fedorovitch was a mass murderer. This was because he is always so friendly with everybody. Another neighbour submitted that, Ivan Fedorovitch was in charge of organising their yearly spaghetti dinner fundraising in the community for the past five years. And said he is bewildered over the fact that such an important person in the community could be involved in such heinous acts.


When contacted, brother Tom Duvall, a spokesperson for the local Jehovah's Witnesses organization expressed satisfaction over his arrest. He said that it is a big relief that more members of local congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses organization have not ended up in his belly. He was happy that the courageous witnesses of the local chapter of the organization are now feeling safe.

During his interrogation by the police, Ivan Fedorovitch tended to be regretful over his conducts against the innocent pizza delivery men and the postmen who were only going about their businesses. He was anything but remorseful over the killing of some Jehovah's Witnesses. He said that they were so annoying to him. He wished he had more opportunities to kill of of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Consequently, experts who analyzed the penalty for his crime believed that upon conviction, Ivan Fedorovitch will serve not less than 2,675 years of jail terms in prison. That is to say he will serve for more than two millenniums in prison.

If we take a closer look at how Mr Ivan Fedorovitch related with his neighbours and the community at large, it is possible to assert that, he has fed other people who went close to him with human meats. It is important that, we query every act of generosity that seems to be too good to be true. And one must be careful about the choice of one's associates.

HealthRe: Oke Umurhohwo: Kano Is In Trouble But They Are Not Alone by obicoself(m): 4:30pm On May 10, 2020
Na now ona dey know since? This is only the beginning. Until the rulers we have as leaders rise up to the occasion.. hmm. Let me say it.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by obicoself(m): 9:38am On May 10, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/9a/f1/359af19d2a6f12b78926f119862c9e67.jpg
Who told you that amputees were not healed by God. Don't perish with your ignorance.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by obicoself(m): 9:35am On May 10, 2020
Mockers will surely mock. To you mockers of God, that you are alive today is the grace of God to enable you change your life by accepting Jesus. So that I the day of reckoning you wouldn't have an excuse.
FamilyRe: Landlord Wahala by obicoself(op): 6:47pm On Mar 31, 2020
Yes, he was given receipt
FamilyLandlord Wahala by obicoself(op): 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2020
Pls, people of this forum, good advice is needed from the legal gurus in the house.

A friend of mine is worried and needed what steps to take concerning this issue below:

He has a challenge pay his rent. This is due to the fact that the job he is doing doesn't bring in much. But he still try to balance up the arrears gradually. He pleaded with the landlord to accept the rent of 4 months out of 8 months and promised him that he would look for the remaining ASAP. This happened on early February this year and the landlord accepted. On 2 of March, this my friend received called to come to the human right Dept. in a police station.
On getting there, he was told that his landlord reported to them the he is owing a rent of a year. He became confused but latter explained to them how he just paid him for 4 months and that he's only owing for 4 months. The landlord was called to come to the police station to confirm but he said he's very far away. They agreed they will be called the following day.

The following day, there was no invitation. After a week, a 2 month quit notice was issued from the human right Dept to this guy that he must vacate the apartment by end of May or face serious legal action.
Now, the question is these:
1. Does human right dept issue quit notice on
behalf of landlord?
2. Is quit notice not supposed to be 6 months
from when it was issued irrespective of
whether the tenant is owing arrears or not?

Please, legal and sensible advice is needed.
PoliticsRe: Oke Umurhohwo: What Donald Trump’s Impeachment Trial Could Teach Nigeria by obicoself(m): 8:55am On Feb 07, 2020
Trump our man of the season!
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara: How I Donated My 6 Month Salary In Building Covenant University by obicoself(m): 9:43am On Jun 05, 2019
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EducationRe: Covenant University Sets Aside N4 Billion For International Staff Recruitment by obicoself(m): 4:40pm On Mar 29, 2019
Vision 2022 on course. It is written "..in all your getting, get Wisdom..." Wisdom is the principal thing.
As for you who think otherwise, CU was not built for profit making. Infact, the the church uses it's money to sponsor CU projects and research. If you don't know you don't know!
InvestmentRe: Get Paid For Sharing, Liking, Commenting And Post Photos Of Anything Around You by obicoself(m): 2:42pm On Mar 10, 2019
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