₦airaland Forum

Airforce1:
mind what you say

Freedom of speech I can guarantee you

But freedom after speech, I can't guarantee you

quote from Idi Amin Dada

priscaoge:
Some girls shaaa, always bitchy U don't like someone yet u keep stalking their page

Just take a good look at the girl's writeup, even my 5year old niece can't write that poo, can't she spell properly or is that the new trend? She can't even make a good sentence. Annie get plenty time shaa, replying n insulting her is too childish of her. So if na she be PEJ she go just hang herself. Mstchewww.

We de talk say fuel scarce Una dey here de blow grammar

i don't think you should say such thing, the OP didn't post what statement the lady said to warranty anie to call her a fat, ugly lady. Also the fact one happened to be a celebrity doesn't give her the freedom to insult anyone. And lastly, she could be so enraged that her brain is thinking one thing and her fingers are typing something else, in fact she is not coordinated.

Lisaflex:
Op u r very ungrateful! Der's d slightest chance dt ur gf spent all she had getting dt gift u consider cheap ...Don't luk at d cost of d gift, luk at d heart dt gave it

wait until your BF/husband buys you those mallam/aboki perfume or even that Kiss perfume then you come here and start saying this.....you will be the first to call him cheap and stingy.

Orijin101:
I have phobia for fat women. . . .


If i ask her to stay ontop, she will break my d!ck into 2

there is no bone on your penis nah....so how will she do that? Smh for you.

APC – 15,424,921
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28
PDP – 12,853,162
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28
Date of Election = March 28
Coincidence? NO
Hand of God? YES
Analysis
APC = 15424921 votes
PDP = 12853162 votes
=> APC-PDP =15424921-12853162
=2571759
=> 2+5+7+1+7+5+9= 36
how many states do we have in naija?..... 36

ogawisdom:
Nope no noise I am suspecting my fan belt is weak

okay then if you suspect the belt get an original belt but first when my belt was making noise i poured water on the belt while the engine was running and it stopped the noise. how old is your battery?

your battery is becoming weak and needs replacement. as for your steering becoming stiff does it make noise when you stir it.

please i stay in PH, where can i get to buy the O-rings, my pump is leaking from the center coupling.

i love cooking that most of the time i go on line and google some Nigeria food and then i do try them out following the instructions.they do turn out fine but i would never forget in a rush when i prepared Sargetti back then in school, the food looked very attractive, i added 4-5 tin tomatoes to make it look reddish, but the end result was something else. My roommates all shared the hot food with me that night but by 12 midnight see them scampering for the hostel toilet,they were all purging. i must confess it wasn't a pleasant experience.

i really buy the Op reasons, i use to live in the United Kingdom until i made up my mind to come back to Nigeria, i must say i am not regretting my actions because i am doing better than i was doing over there. the psychological effect of been lonely is there, couple with the racial discrimination. the only thing i miss over there is steady power supply, which i have managed to create by fixing an inverter and also having a generator to that effect.

A blundering Indian groom was dumped at the altar by his bride-to-be after he failed to solve a simple maths problem.
The woman walked out of the ceremony after her would-be husband revealed his appalling arithmetic skills moments before they said 'I do.'
She had asked him to add up 15 + 6 and he wrongly replied that the answer was 17.'The groom's family kept us in the dark about his poor education,' said Mohar Singh, the bride's father.
'Even a first grader can answer this.' Most marriages in India are arranged by the families of the bride and groom. Except for brief meetings, the couple rarely gets to know each other before the nuptials.

The incident took place in the village of Rasoolabad village near the industrial town of Kanpur in northern Uttar Pradesh state on Wednesday, local police officer Rakesh Kumar said. The groom's family tried persuading the woman to return, but she refused. She claimed the groom had misled them about his education.The woman's family said that a child could have solved the simple arithmetic.
Local police were called in to mediate between the families and both sides returned all the gifts and jewelry that had been exchanged before the wedding, Kumar said.
Last month, another bride in Uttar Pradesh married a wedding guest after her groom-to-be had a seizure and collapsed at the wedding venue.
Groom Jugal Kishore was just about to exchange vows when he collapsed with a seizure and was rushed to hospital.
Angry that she had not been informed of his condition, the 23-year-old bride, Indira, asked a member of her brother-in-law's family, Harpal Singh, to marry her instead.
Mr Singh, who was wearing jeans and a leather jacket, was caught off guard, but agreed to go ahead with the wedding.
After the ceremony, Mr Kishore returned to the venue after being treated in hospital to find that his fiancee had married someone else, it was reported by The Times of India.

Source http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2992870/Groom-fails-math-test-Indian-bride-walks-wedding.html

Wonders shall never seize to happen....

similar stuff happened to a friend of mine, she dated this guy for 10 years and got dumped, the guy fell in love with another girl and got married.

orobopasiosio:
I am an ardent supporter of GMB, but I am confused now.

Last night I dreamt of GEJ trying to change my opinion about him. After much talk,he gave me a piece of paper. I quickly opened it, thinking money. I felt bad when I read "pls bear with me".

your medulla oblongata is really playing games with you,probably you are an addict talker of politics and you need to take a time out from it before is starts affect your perspective to reality or probably you are having signs of acute malaria.

this is just a simple linear equation problem, the total weight is 27kg

i must say buhari really answered the question thrown at him precisely, i am very impressed with him... on the issues of the executions and the abuse on human right he gave definite reason why his administration did what they did. Doyin Okupe should come and learn how to tackle issues without all the noise he has been making.

i am a subscriber of Dstv and the bouquet i do subscribe to is the compact plus. yesterday i was going through their cooperate news and saw this, so i called them and asked them why this channels wasn't on my bouquet and all they could say was i should ignore the news that it doesn't apply to me, when it is boldly written there that it also applies to me. please can someone explain this to me?

this is the like to the news [url]http://eazy.dstv.com/useful-info/?article=286 [/url]

my Good people of Nairaland please i will need your help in this poll, God bless you as you participate and God bless Nigeria too. Here is the link to the poll. thank you as i anticipate your kind response.
http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=54c93b3ae4b085691df79e49

fyneguy:
Op is an illiterate. A certificate is different from a statement of result.

Gbam!!!

President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria tonight approved reduction in the price of gasoline from N97 ($0.52) to N87 ($0.47) per liter .

The announcement, generally perceived as a political stunt, meant that Nigerians will pay less per gallon of gasoline.

Nigeria’s minister of petroleum resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke broke the news to journalists at the State House.


Below is the full statement from Nigeria's Petroleum minister:

[b]As you may be aware, there has been a lot of volatility in the oil market in the past few months and due to this the importation prices of our petroleum products have been impacted.

Therefore, with the approval and directive of Mr. President and by virtue of Section 6 clause 1 of the Nigerian Petroleum Act, it is my responsibility as Minister of Petroleum Resources to hereby announce a reduction in the pump price of Petroleum Motor Spirit (Petrol) from the current Ninety Seven Naira (=N=97) per litre pump price down to Eighty Seven Naira (=N87=) per litre pump price, effective from twelve (12) midnight Sunday, 18th of January 2015.

Accordingly, I have directed the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) and the Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) to ensure strict compliance of this price adjustment by all marketing companies.

It is my hope that all Nigerians will benefit from this adjustment. I thank you and God Bless you all.

Diezani Alison-Madueke (Mrs.)

Minister of Petroleum Resources[/b]

http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/18/nigerian-government-reduces-price-gasoline-petrol-now-n87-liter

gbodimowo:
Jonathan is right that's why they are giving back to him

how has Jonathan administration affected you, did it make you richer, was there a drastic growth in your business (if you have one), it is in his administration that down size was high...ao please can you tell me why I should vote for Jonathan.

Jennimma:
Yes honeymoon is very vital. Even the bible said it should be for one year. (in the book of deutronomy,i can't remember the chapter and verse now)

please show us the quote or don't make reference to the bible and just make your own opinion.

A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. supporter's.) -May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country,May God give you and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country,May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil,May God secure you and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country,may your heart be filled with the type of confusion and chaos GEJ gave Nigeria, May your family be united just as GEJ united Nigeria,

mifavour:
where re u from

i am from Anambra

David is overrated that's the British way of marketing. Too much hype.

barika2011: Same thing here,my decoder takes forever to boot and hangs from time to time

are you sure you are using dstv or Qsat, because the hanging/ freezing thing is peculiar with Qsat users.

Dfavouredone: Hailings, did u do the last online assessment centre for warri candidate?

If yes; what is happening - we hv not heard from seplat since then.

yes I did the online assessment centre, I don't really know why we haven't been gotten in touched with. Let's keep praying and been hopefully.

slydog: All these for GTP?
I read Economics, will is start answering elect/mechanical questions? Nah, I don't think so....

I did my test in warri and this were the areas of concentration, guess the questions were basically for experienced hire and not for GTP. so guess you should then ask others. Besides what did you apply for?

SOLARPOWER1: Is calculator allowed

yes calculator was allowed.

jonatahunegbu: Pls if you wrote the last aptitude test can you help us with tips or similar questions you were asked in order to assist us prepare for the test on Saturday 23rd August.
thanks

The test is called production test, comprises of mostly electrical, mechanical, instrument, maths and English questions.