₦airaland Forum

lol... dem don promise u 72 virgins, yet u still dey insist to Bleep all d infants wey ur eye see. U well for head at all? Only fo.ols make a pedophile dia role model.

Lol..... Support true federalism a.k.a resource control or you're a parasite. TRUE FEDERALISM IN NIGERIA OR SPLIT NIGERIA! Datz wat I've been WAILING about. And even diz days on nairaland, many people no fit make better sentence without d words 'wailer, wailing' etc. Well maybe na new addition for dia vocabulary. I hope say dem pass English genuinely for o'level sha.
For Rochas, my state governor, I tire for d guy. maybe na really true say him get family ties with our northern brothers. because most ibo men na correct guy men. Rochas no just sabi do like guyman at all. Later now,if Hulk Hogan begin provoke say make no black man cum near him white daughter, we go dey vex say him be racist.
Bashing is allowed but while you're bashing, pause a while and ask urself dis questions:
1. Am I bashing dis guy because I feel insulted as a parasite?
2. Are d majority of my folks, kinsmen/tribesmen helplessly dependent on d resources from other people's lands for their livelihoods?

Lol.... Where I go stay from sef? Some people dey vex say Uniport rank highest amongst 9ja unis.
Education, in my opinion, should be holistic. And graduates should be well-rounded human beings. Uniport offers a complete package-academics, enlightenment, exposure, social life etc and thus, wherever you see dia products (male or female), it's loads of grace and almost zero timidity.
And, contrary to popular belief especially in the so called traditional to 9ja unis, where intelligence/brilliance is almost always associated with haggard looks, being antisocial and swaglessness, in uniport you go see people wey, talk book matter dem dey, talk flexing dem sabi am, talk swag dem get am.
Uniport strike dat delicate balance joor. The two other schools wey come close in terms of dat balance na unilag and uniben.
Schools like u.i, oau, abu, unn have gud academic standard from wat I've heard but e be like say primitivity and old school syndrome dey worry dia products.
For unilorin, its dry and empty hypes; dia products get social imbalance, timidity and too little exposure/enlightenment. Only +ve tin der is because of uninterrupted academic calendar and I guess datz y people keep hustling to send dia wards there. Academically, derz notin remarkable about dem. Even heard religion is a hot topic der. lol

jpphilips:
How united were the igbo political parties with the coalition that formed the government at the center??
You want to reap from other region's unity? tell me you are not drunk!!

I look at your personal message in ur profile and all I can say is; DON'T CRY MORE THAN THE BEREAVED. As a Nigerian, I won't be too concerned about how Cameroon, Ghana etc survives. Focus on how u and ur own people can live independently. DIGNITY!

We're not better together. We're too different. You don't like a set of people, then why does it scare or incense you whenever you hear they want to end the union?
LET'S PART WAYS & TRY OUR LUCKS SEPARATELY. No need to fear because at least, HEALTHY COMPETITION is good.

hary4luv:
I encountered an act in the office some days back and since then it seems things have taken an awkward turn in my office.

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.

On a fateful Friday after work, I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga's office. I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what's going on, when I got to the door, I didn't hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination. I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table. our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice "Young man what are you looking for in my office?"

Since that event things have been very awkward between me, my boss and the secretary. ( Don't know what to do)

You no be guyman for that office o. because if you be, ur boss for no see any big deal in you getting to know that he's banging d secretary, at least since you enjoy a cordial rship with him. Him for done sumhw hint u b4 dat tym sef say him dey eye d secretary.

MrOlai:
1. Legality
Marriage Sex is sanctioned by God while Fornication/Adultery Sex is sanctioned by devil.


2. Reward
In marriage sex, God would reward husband and wife after every sex they have together. In fornication/adultery sex, God reserves severe punishment for the doers except they are forgiven by God.


3. Sweetness
Marriage sex sweet die! Chai! It is sweet at the beginning and it is also sweet at the end. However, in case of fornication/adultery sex, it probably might be sweet at the beginning. It would surely end with guilt, sorrow, etc.


4. Results/Products
Marriage sex yields good products, ceteri paribus, viz-a-viz happy home, bond of love between husband and wife, good children, good focus, strong ties of kinship, long life, prosperity, etc. However, fornication/adultery sex yields evil products viz-a-viz broken home, abortion, cancer, guilt, shame, bastard children, death, losing virginity to somebody who is not one's spouse, loss of womb due to abortion, etc.


5. Freshness of Face/Personality
Marriage sex keeps the faces/personalities of the husband and the wife fresh. With time, both of them would look alike to people outside as if they are siblings due to the constant exchange of 'paps' between them. However, fornication/adultery sex makes the doers ugly even with make-ups! Reasons for this include Telegony involving different 'paps' for women, guilt, shame, divine punishment, psychological trauma, etc.

Thanks for d education. Learnt sth new-"Telegony". Will research on it.
But since sex in marriage is far sweeter, why do we have an ever increasing number of married persons indulging in extra-marital sex?

please what is jihad?
Is it right for me to try to copy 50yr old man who had carnal knowledge of a 9yr old girl?

please what is jihad?
And what should I do to be allocated 72 virgins in paradise?
Is it right for a man in his fifties to consummate a 9yr old girl? Please enlightened fellows, you can help me out on these.

If anything instructs you to kill, maim, hurt or illtreat a man whose only 'offense' toward you is NOT-WORSHIPPING-THE-WAY-YOU-WORSHIP, discard such a thing because it's crap and succumbing to such instruction makes you subhuman and thus, a disturbance in the ecosystem.

StephanieEzeh:
Rubbish post op. Men can't do without sex? Get that to ur skull!

well, u may be ryt.
Say no to investing into a contract without terms.
Don't pay moni 2 a car dealer jst because u're admiring one of d cars and u jst hope he may just gift u a car someday.
If u are buying, negotiate and buy, but if u can't buy and maintain a car, RENT ONE!
Say no to "se.xual fraud"

@OP, dis isn't nice. U're misinforming, misguiding & misleading people. SE.XUAL ACTIVITY BTWN TWO OR MORE ADULTS IS A FAIR EXCHANGE(except in d case of ra.pe). The pleasure is mutual;dont let d ladies fool u into thinking its a chore for dem.

Nigeria needs peace and tranquillity in the Niger Delta so d nation can have money in her purse. That said, any form of bombardment in d Niger delta (weda from Nigerian military or Niger Delta militants) will cause petroleum exploration and exportation to grind to a halt because no expatriate or indigenous oil worker is ready to die for Nigeria. They'll all desert d rigs, flow stations and platforms. And if diz events continue for a few weeks to months, FG will become broke and may not be able to pay salaries and oda responsibilities. I think in this regard, the government can't afford to approach with sheer force. Nigeria's unity is too fragile ryt now. As strange as it may sound, looks like d militants hold d aces in dis one.
For doz of u saying navy, airforce and soldiers will be deployed, just try to be rational and assess things critically. You can't cut off ur nose just because of catarrh.
we've not even surmounted d BH challenge but I bet u d Niger Delta issue is a lot more dicey because unlike d northeast, d niger delta boasts countless installations and activities dat are critical to Nigeria's sovereignty and financial buoyancy.

lol..see reputation wey state don build for herself. .... POOR, BIASED & ISLAMISED. Tell dem to behave and be civilised, dey won't agree...... rotfl

There should be a policy stipulating compulsory and comprehensive psychiatric test for prospective employees/personnel in public service, political position,military, paramilitary, academic positions, medical personnel and oda vital/sensitive roles in d nigerian society. Too many unstable minds manning vital roles diz days

ElijahFobs:
Just because someone insulted baba in the the first comment made above... Others follow the lead by insulting him too...All I can see from all your comments is dat you Nairalanders are sleeping and y'all are putting your heads in one place...no space to think.

Power reforms
Halliburton
Frequent political assassinations
Alleged folly with daughter-in-law
Attempted tinkering of d constitution to enable a 3rd term as president, etc all under his watch.








That's enough space for thinking. Now do u think OBJ has d moral justification to point fingers at GEJ?

Senile, unbridled, lewd, unrestrained. Not even loved ones are there to restrain him. But how will dey be der wen daughters-in-law aren't safe around him. Ape looks and maybe ape brain and ape mind. who knows?

ikrumalemonday:
Those preaching one Nigeria should come and advice us on what to do. Please we Deltan are waiting.

Well, when the opportunity to take that vintage step presented itself, majority of the south-south cowered. They refused self determination. They were made to believe that the South-east would swindle dem. They joined forces with evil forces to annihilate the voice of reason. Now their so-called sympathisers and guardians have been raping and milking their land whilst simultaneously not failing to harass and humiliate dia most noble sons at the slightest given opportunity. That's life for you. What goes around comes around

onomeglo:
Why do ijaw people like wahala like this?

Don't say that. Take a look at the state of infrastructure in the oil-bearing communities/states. One question comes to mind, if any community in d far north or its adjoining areas bears crude oil, will it look dsame way, in terms of infrastructure? When injustice and inequality is enthroned in a land, no other good thing can thrive there. Only TRUE FEDERALISM can fix this. But parasites will always kick against it.
NB: I'm not an ijaw guy(luk @ my screen name). Full-blooded imolite.

funny thread. but one truth; a very high percentage of nigerian ladies detest sowing but reaping is dia hobby. Sadly, and expectedly, most of dem end up unhappy. This trend shows up early amongst our women. Dey start asking men for recharge cards at very early stages in dia life (some may never outgrow dat behaviour). Dey feel it's a lot better/easier to make a living out of "love" rather than making a living with a profitable career. NOT ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN BUT AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY.

sukkot:
its all about the numbers bro. look at china. all about the numbers baby boy

okay o, mr adult man. But you didn't address the questions I raised. Now quote me, the rise of China is simply down to industrialisation. Don't you know? It's common knowledge na! The population growth is even making them lag in terms of standard of living and quality of life. They're hell bent on checkmating dia population now. Same goes for India, they are a force to reckon with globally, thanks to booming ICT and health sectors. The problem of overpopulation again, is staring dem in d face.
Please say something logical. In today's world, population doesn't determine a nation's pedigree amongst the league of nations.

sukkot:
we dont necessarily need you for your resources because you dont have any. we need you for the numbers. nations fear numbers. we are the giant of africa because we are the most populated black nation in the world. there is strength in numbers. you are less likely to get attacked by african nations who have populations of 50 million or 30 million because they know you are 200 million. so we dont need you for anything other than statistics. the fear of the numbers. 200 million strong. other than that you bring nothing to the table. thats the secret. if you secede then our population drops dramatically then maybe cameroun will think of invading

Okay. Numbers, right? You did all u did just to preserve numbers abi? how many people died just before, during and after the civil war? How many people have boko haram killed and still counting? what about odi? You say numbers matter to you guys badly?
You say you're only interested in the numbers, right? Why are you strongly opposed to resource control/true federalism?
Lastly, do numbers really make a nation great and formidable in modern times? How about u.k, france, Germany, Japan etc. Are their success stories based on their numbers (population)?
What exactly are you saying?

sukkot:
you can start by denouncing this your biafra mis-adventure

Pls why is it hard for d north and west to agree to be on dia own? why are dey so keen on keeping Nigeria as an entity? Candid answers, please?

Meanwhile, in other news, atiku abubakar is entreating PMB to start his probe from 1999. See details on www dot atlanticreporters dot com. LOL. Psycho people everywhere.

lomprico:
Sourcing for contracts from d new government, sharp guy!

bro, me too see am lyk dat. Hustling tinz.
But make dis guy no forget say over 80% of diz present apc people in power don dey govt for d past 16yrs too. Wat positive influence did dey have on d people? Look at d in-fighting in d apc just weeks into d new regime, its all bordering on personal interests rather dan people-oriented policies/decisions. Dat is a pointer. Politicians in 9ja are mostly dsame, my only fear about d APC is d danger of having a self-proclaimed antagonist of freedom of worship as president. Even though, people say he's had a change of mentality,i understand adults rarely change.
For d electorate(as far as Nigeria is concerned right now), u're solely responsible for ur own welfare and dat of ur loved ones.

kurtCobain:
Good
I don't think this cutoff applies to Unilag and Unilorin.

Unilorin doesn't work with cutoff mark o. It's more of "cut-off price", "cut-off origin", "cut-off religion" and then "cut-off links". 9ja people, I salute una.

Saying Nigeria is a failed state ryt now is an understatement, it failed b4 its inception. The only thing is, it started showing d signs from 1960. Britons should have done d world a lot of good by avoiding d amalgamation and/or independence. Too many lunatics and psychos, not just roaming free but also entrusted with sensitive roles and positions in Nigeria.
NB: but I thought we're in a 'holy' month

Lol. Nice move by d guy. Purely a business decision. Embargo on bad investment. After all d money he's spent, she still thinks it's not enough? What exactly is her price? He's not worth ur body but u're worth his money, abi? Now you're gonna use dat 'precious' body of urs to work HARD to raise enough money to sponsor urself back home. Nothing's free. Gifts enslave(directly or indirectly).

so pmb wants to negotiate with boko haram? If it were during d previous administration, we'll all say gej is too weak.
Something tells me we're moving in circles. APC deceived gullible nigerians. I always had dis sinister feeling about dem-considering d track record of the proponents of 'change'

Discerning minds are well aware of d sympathy felt by d president towards d Bh sect-afterall dey are his kith and kin.
If negotiations will stop d wanton bloodshed,pls let him go ahead. If dey say dey want a caliphate or sth devoid of secular lyf-where dia religion will be practised unhindered, pls consent and go and preside over dem der since u're of dsame religion,culture and conviction. Just go-u have d blessing of nigerians.

I expect oda parts of Nigeria to have some self-esteem and say to the SE, "look, if you're not proud to be associated with the rest of us, then you can leave", that's DIGNITY.
I won't have a girlfriend who keeps telling me she's ashamed to be associated with me and still keep her, that's because I value myself.
Too much hate and rancour in Nigeria, instead of perishing trying to be one, we'd better split up into manageable units and prosper in our various little corners/countries.
For my south-south brothers, no right thinking easterner is obsessed with having u team up with d East for secession or something lyk dat - uniting with the SE is ur choice(but remember d same stone thrown at d lizard can also be thrown 'mistakenly' at d wallgecko). I'm an Imolite with an Ikwerre mother, but I'd suggest if Biafra were to secede, let it be just d five core SE states-no mixed multitude, to avoid too much talk. Easterners should begin to exercise caution when it comes to where dey choose to cite dia landed properties in Nigeria because d signs are not good.
My two cents

For a first class holder, does d "26yrs or younger" requirement still hold for d big four?
Secondly, d responses so far seem to centre on accounting,economics and d likes. Pls is it dat diz big four don't employ people with tech-based degrees like computer sc,telecommunication science/engineering, mathematics etc?