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TitiJJ:
By JUMI RHODES

Psychologist-cum-businessman Adejoro Olumofin is famous on the social media for tackling various relationship/marital issues via his Instagram timeline "joroolumofin". In one of the most shocking emails he received from a lady, Olumofin says "I was speechless when I got this.. Does this really happen?" Below is the email as sent by the lady to Olumofin:
Hello DoktorMofi,
Please I want to know if this is normal or any woman has experienced it before? My boyfriend has been demanding the most unbelievable thing from me these past months. He wants to be licking my private area when am on my period. I first thought he was joking then he got angry and said am judging him, that his ex allowed him to do it. Because I love him, I allowed him a few times, but I used pillow to cover my face because I was shy and didn't want to see the blood. I know he won't see this because he is an older guy and not an online person, but I am now scared because he counts my cycle every month and am thinking it's spiritual. Help me ask your Instagram people if it's normal. What should I do? He is very nice to me though and gentlemanly.

This bizarre revelation has generated hundreds of comments on Olumofin's Instagram timeline:


preyefreeman: Girl it is abnormal, totally doesn't sound right. I suggest you talk to a pastor and pray well because that might lead you to the grave. May God guide and protect you iJN!!! Amen


glitzabelle: I like that this lady knows it's spiritual. Honey, he's def using it for something. No sane guy will EVER do that. Some men won't even do cunninglingus. Am so disgusted by this. Pls pray and fast consistently. Run far away from that man. He's up to no good


tutusbeninajebutter: Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Blood of God!! Holy Moses!!!


ola_torera: This isnt normal o...i had someone who gave anonymous testimony about this.... it is spiritual, who enjoys head?it's supposed to be you not him demanding especially again wen you are on your period.well,according to what was said concerning d anonymous testimony it has to do with a kind of convenant they had with darkness,glory sucker and may render all ur lyf useless


http://dawntodusknews.com/help-my-boyfriend-licks-my-menstrual-blood-nigerian-lady-cries-out/

You dey follow vampire/ritualist and you still dey call am boyfriend. Na wa for you o.

Seunaj05:
University of Ilorin used to be one of the cheapest Universities being a federal University but now, if u don't have 150k including the sch accommodation, pls don't apply

Fraudsters and thieves. Lol

dipopooo:
I am still wondering hw APC managed 2 brainwash Nigerians, most especially our youth. I was expecting PMB 2 arrest GEJ, NGOZI OKONJO & DEZIANI immediately he resumed office, simply bcoz APCshit pple painted dem as d most corrupt in d world(even more corrupt dan Abacha). Here we are, GEJ & his pple ar still walking freely.



Thank God I didn't vote 4 a visionless leader.


#MissingGEJ

Boss, your brain is working perfectly. That word "-brainwashed-" you used is the right word. But the sad truth na say many of the brainwashed Nigerians are either still dazed or foolishly optimistic. Our people are not discerning, and it scares the sh!t out of me because dat implies we're not ready to make progress as a country yet.

GspotAngela:
Heeebos do not need the Nigerian presidency. They need Biafra. Give them Biafra. Deport them back to Biafra

Please, give one sane reason why you're so pained at the fact dat someone doesn't want to cohabit with you? Is there any dignity in dat?

tolexy007:
"As I go in peace, I pray that Nigeria is governed in peace. Weep not for me. I'm in peace with myself and God" -GEJ. the man of peace.. how many likes for him

Stupendous class!

Phinity318:
Attention: Nigeria is one, It's high time the igbos realise the fact that we are an indivisible sovereign state.

PARASITE ALERT!

I hope this will help harmonise the tuition fees paid by students in federal tertiary institutions. because the lack of uniformity in tuition fees amongst federal universities is an indication of exploitation of students to feed individual pockets rather than federal government coffers.

Genocide! Go answer before ur Creator

A doctor? Dis proves d fact dat literacy isn't equal to education. This doctor is literate and skilled, but definitely lacking education in its most basic form. Dis is our major problem in Nigeria, very many literate and/or skilled(perhaps, certificate-wielding) persons but extremely few educated minds.
As long as dis persists, we go nowhere as a nation.

48noble:
When broke guys and uninvited guests attend an exclusive party...did the girls complain to you.?

Just reread dis ur statement, step back and den evaluate ur level of sanity. Nobody dey claim holier-dan-thou here, but bad thing na bad thing. Reality check: if ur sister or daughter dey among doz girls wey dem arrange like bushmeat for unknown men to chow, you go dey proud of her?
Meanwhile, @OP, concerning Nigerian elders, me don cease to give respect by default, each and everyone of dem now has to earn it by proving himself/herself. No love found, no love lost.

biafranqueen:
Stop telling us and show us.
APC got all the secret list and accounts from America but they never arrest anyone yet.
They have been working with the oil accounts for 6 months why have they not brought proof of 20 billion missing.
Where is the arrest and convictions.
We showed you contract inflations in Rivers and Lagos but they are ignored.
Anyway one finger pointing at accused three fingers pointed back at accuser, such is life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0psvbX1YB0

LOL, babe calm down. Those contract inflations in Rivers and Lagos were likely used to fund APC massively. So, datz one of the no-go areas for the anti-graft drive.
Majority of d present day Nigerians aren't intelligent; dey may be brilliant, but discernment is definitely not dia thing.

You think so? But I feel there'll be mutual respect amongst people. Everybody go know inside dia mind say if u form paranoid shoot somebody for no just cause, other equally armed citizen(s) go likely sight u and dem no go waste time to do d needful too. No time.

Looking at the alarming rate of insecurity, brutality by Police and/or other uniformed personnel, would the legalisation of small fire arms for adult Nigerian citizens by the government help to curb the menace?
Cc: lalasticlala, freiburg, ishilove

The previous regime might have been corrupt, no doubt. But dey never put down dia feet to steal our liberty and freedom. But, right from the presidential campaign days, I sensed dis new regime was on a mandate to be corrupt and also snatch our liberty and freedom. And it's playing out now. Opposition is being stifled. We're tending towards a one-party nation. Most Nigerians aren't discerning enough.

OohLalah:
@the bolded! Don't hold your breath forthis.

I am sorry to MTN but I soo love this! STANBIC was also issued a fine on Monday. Is this a coincident that all SA companies are being targeted? Well the answer to this, i honestly don't give 2 hoot about. IT HAS STARTED, IT HAS STARTED!!!!

I have always said SA companies & Nigeria should stop & break their false partnership and relationship. IT IS A BIG FUSS!!! THEY BICKER ABOUT THE MOST "STUPEDEST" THINGS ON EARTH. THIS FUSS OF A DIPLOMATIC POLITENESS IS NOT WORTH IT AND ITS COMING TO END.

SA COMPANIES MUST CONCENTRATE ON THE REST OF AFRICA, MIDDLE EAST & AGGRESSIVELY DRIVE EURO PENETRATION. MTN IS A LISTED COMPANY WITH SHARE HOLDERS ACROSS THE GLOBE, THE IMPACT TO SOUTH AFRICA/NS WILL BE MINIMUM.

MTN NIGERIA WAS NOT PAYING TAX TO SA OR EMPLOYING SANS.

ONE THING NIGERIA FORGET ON THE SURFACE IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE PISSING OFF SA BUT ALL SA COMPANIES IN NIGERIA ARE LISTED GLOBALLY AND THE MAJOR SHARE HOLDERS ARE GLOBAL PLAYERS.

NIGERIA SHOULD CONTINUE THESE CHILDISH GAMES UNTIL THESE COMPANIES DECIDE NOT TO RENEW THEIR LICENCES AND SHIP OUT, THE LOSSES WILL BE COUNTED BY US, EU & OTHER INVESTORS WHO HAVE A LOT OF SAY IN MANY OTHER COMPANIES.

RICHARD BRYNSON OF VIRGIN HAD ALREADY WARNED MANY INVESTORS WHEN HE PULLED OUT OF NIGERIA BUT SA COMPANIES STAYED FORMING AFRICAN BROTHER NOW ITS THEIR TURN AND RICHARD BRYNSON SHOULD BE HAVING A GOOD LAUGH.

RICHARD BRYNSON IS A CAPITALIST OF NOTE HE OWNS A TELECOMS COMPANY VIRGIN MOBILE IF HE THOUGHT NIGERIA WAS A GOOD MARKET HE WOULDNT HAVE PULLED OUT BUT HE SAW THE RISKS OUTWAYED THE OPPORTUNITY AND PACKED OUT EARLY ENOUGH.

I AM LOVING THIS!

Well, ur tone suggests MTN is doing Nigeria and Nigerians a favour but I disagree, between MTN and Nigeria, it's a win-win for both parties.
Question is, how economically robust was the MTN group before dey entered the Nigerian market? In my opinion, they're far richer now than dey were before coming to Nigeria. They're making good profits datz why you won't hear dem saying dey want to leave. They're business people.

I hope the sanitisation in Nigeria Customs Service won't also be one-sided or sentimental? Meanwhile, let Mr buhari and his cronies go and pay up the retirement benefits and entitlements of officers of Nigeria Customs Service who retired in the past four to five months. Stop the mouth-action governance.
Meanwhile, I think the Nigerian Police Force is what really needs urgent reforms and restructuring the most. Even the blind can see dat.

Abeg make MTN go pay d money; if a Nigerian doing business in South Africa defaults weda deliberately or not, dey too won't hesitate to scapegoat him. South Africa and South Africans do not respect Nigeria and Nigerians enough!
However, in terms of CSR, I think amongst telecoms operators in Nigeria, MTN leads d way. People like our own Globacom do nothing for the general populace, dey just dash out monies to entertainers and dia cronies. Globacom doesn't even have a standing scholarship scheme for Nigerians; dia so-called g-bam scholarship is a big lie because I haven't for once met/or heard of a Nigerian undergraduate enjoying Globacom scholarship. Dey are a shame to us.

GenBuhari:
[b][size=13pt]World bank are corrupt liars.

Abacha never stole Swiss court documents prove that it was never proven the so called Abacha loot was linked to Abacha.

World Bank with the help of their stooge Thief Obasanjo wanted demonise Abacha for patriotically declining their ruinous loans and dictates of devaluing the Naira.

Why is it that it is upto the World Bank to tell us about how "recovered Abacha loot" was utilised?

Do you Know that the average oil price during Abacha's reign was $13 per Barrel ?

Yet Abacha was able to fund PTF and fund infrastructure

Yet Abacha never sold off any oil blocks

Yet Abacha never sold off any national assets (privatisation).

Yet Abacha never devalued our currency and kept it at N22 to $1

Yet Abacha never claimed to be subsiding fuel which he sold at N16 per litre, part of the revenue of which he transparently used to fund the PTF which was used to improve infrastructure; after he raised the fuel price by only N5 per litre to N16 per litre.

Yet Abacha maintained our crippled Nigeria Airways.

Yet Abacha built up and left $8bn more reserves than he met.

Yet Abacha intervened in Sierra Leone and Liberia wars, fulfilling our rightful role as a regional superpower.

Yet Abacha built the National hospital in Abuja.

Yet Abacha built the largest housing estate in Africa

Yet Abacha paid off $9bn of our external debt and also reduced domestic debt.

Yet Abacha funded our Sports ministry sufficiently to enable us to win 2 Olympic gold medals, and AFCON cup.

Thief Obasanjo started hiking fuel prices and called it subsidy removal, without justifying how the revenue realised was utilised.

Thief Obasanjo made $16bn meant for power disappear, yet World bank is not trying to trace Thief Obasanjo's loot.

Why is World Bank not trying to trace the over $300bn estimate to have been looted since Abacha was assassinated by poisoning on the orders of USA who owns the world bank.
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I think what we're suffering today is the effect of what transpired between 1999 and 2007, we should be demanding answers from the helmsmen during dat period and not making dem Statesmen.

ABJDOT:
India have no mineral resources.....yet they re utilising technology to generate income..Thumb up.

India no get crude oil o, yet dem want give out $10 billion. This is a worthwhile lesson for two sets of people;
1) doz parts of Nigeria wey dem and dia ancestors wan die on top oda people natural resources; der is life outside crude oil o. Whatever happened to intellectual ability and industrialisation.
2) those parts of Nigeria who thinks anyone coming around dem is coming because of dia natural resources; note dat a people can survive and even do well economically without petroleum or any other fast-selling natural resource.

Saboteurs! No be today dem start to exhibit dat trait. Igbos do not want such people around dem anymore. "Every aboki to e own kettle"

Lol. See confusion o. Why are some people so terrified and pained about dis man's dream of five countries emerging from Nigeria? Or are dey parasites?
And to d south-south people complaining about d easterners coming for dia petroleum resources. The real igbo man doesn't want anything outside d five core southeast states in d new country.
Japan, Singapore, Malaysia, south Africa, etc how much petroleum do dey have? Aren't dey surviving somehow?
South-south states are not the reason behind the clamour for secession. No south-south state should be included.

None of them has world-changing idea or theory or brand. So, personally I would say it's ill-gotten. Simple!

See dem. Hypocritical Nigerians. How many of you here would agree to worship in a truth-preaching and Bible-believing church? Most of you saying "daddy, daddy" here prefer to be in doz of ur assemblies where you and ur pastors masturbate & massage urselves with doz prosperity sermons and carnal doctrines which result in vampire-like lust for corrupt enrichment in whatever secular roles or offices you find urselves. BTW, the anti-corruption fight pastor w.f kumuyi is talking about is a true, sincere and holistic fight, not the witch-hunting and selective politically motivated activities we are witnessing now. Peace!

Those smaller LG optimus phones should be adequate. Either LG optimus L4 or L5. They're durable dan diz funny products most of you are mentioning. Precisely, LG optimus L5 II e460 would be really great and respectable.

Holyfield1:
Igbo kwenu yeeehhh...Won a so e nu yeeehhhh
Why are you people so crude?I was expecting to see beautiful houses not mud huts
Una just dey disgrace us home and abroad,Sha no carry ur Biafra go vagina,sorry Virginia

Pained and pissed. But why? Just because person say make u and ur ancestors stay far from am, una wan kill person on top d matter. Whatever happened to self-worth and dignity.

Selective probing will take Nigeria backwards. Mark my words. That's if there's actually any such thing called Nigeria.

There's some truth in those words. BTW, I guess Mr Donald Trump is talking about Nigeria too, not just Kenya.

Class is permanent.

Justdulla:
Instead of Those He Goats screaming secession to embark on this sort of project so as to endear them to their people as this will mean They stand united in One voice, they are busy blocking highways and setting tires ablaze like Nigeria doesn't have bigger issues to deal with..mtscheeeew Bloody Bunch of Agberos who want to Govern a Mirage state

Go away, Mr hater. Ur comment is unwanted here. Or are you people planning on attempting another genocide?

This is just ridiculous! Making comparison with Esther? You people are just in_sane. Nigeria is built on falsehood, wickedness and atrocities, and consequently it's cursed and obviously needs purging. Without that, this entity is getting nowhere. Bitter, but that's the candid fact.

Country of absolutely incompatible people and ethnicities.

If 69 graduands have done enough to bag a first class, then give it to dem. We're in support, because datz how life should be.
But, I hope the awarding of d first class degrees wasn't affected and/or accentuated by ethnic or religious sentiments/bias?