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Politics › Re: Presidential Election: Atiku Planning To Contest Again In 2027 – Adeyanju by Oblongata: 4:42pm On Aug 11, 2023
Something Obi should start planning on and scheming how best he would win 2027

He is busy chasing shadows...

Obi is no longer contesting the results again, they know BAT won fair and square! He is only attacking his candidacy which is a DOA.
Sports › Re: 'Most Beautiful' Super Falcons Michelle Alozie Admits Having A Crush On Iwobi by Oblongata: 2:10pm On Aug 11, 2023
How she take be most beautiful now now?

Politics › Re: We Don't Want War; Igbos In Niger Protest Against Invasion Of Niger by Oblongata: 8:29am On Aug 10, 2023
Na which region go happy pass if military take over Nigerian government?

Na just question o
Properties › Re: Fish Farm Land For Sell At Agric Ikorodu by Oblongata: 10:12am On Aug 09, 2023
Pictures! How much!
Events › Re: Rest On Icon And My Legendary Father, Late Mr Chukwude Emmanuel Ikechukwu by Oblongata: 10:07am On Aug 09, 2023
Rest on man of valor! I celebrate with you a life well spent @ op.
Sports › Re: NFF: FIFPRO’s Statement Is Mere Storm In A Tea-Cup by Oblongata: 7:31am On Aug 09, 2023
From 'No Future Ambition' to 'No F*ckin Future'.
Family › Re: Woman Has Had A Baby After Artificially Inseminating Herself At Home by Oblongata: 9:51pm On Aug 08, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
You still need a man to produce sperm, either you multiply it or not and it is not new. Back in the day our fathers were polygamous, one man with multiple wives. At the end of the day you feminists cannot altogether dispense with men. tongue
Until she says they can make use of Horse sperm, then we can say men can be made useless.
Career › Re: I Honestly Need Help!!....i'm Confused by Oblongata: 6:55pm On Aug 08, 2023
'You can never know how strong you are, unless you have no other option than to be strong!'

Your problem is that you are somewhat dependent on some people right now. But trust me, when it is time to be a man, you will be a man.

Graduate, get very busy searching for jobs and upgrading yourself... Hopefully the rest will fall in place.
Phones › Re: Ghost Calling: My Phone Dials Itself by Oblongata: 5:34pm On Aug 08, 2023
Maybe your phone dey dial im girlfriends...
Health › Re: Physical Effects Of Eating Spaghetti by Oblongata: 4:54pm On Aug 08, 2023
TotoGame:
Spaghetti and co are very starchy, it's better for lunch not for dinner

It's just like eating a full plate of eba as dinner, your whole body will be a mess
Wait o, come fess, shey person no suppose dey chop eba for night ni?

Romance › Re: In Defense Of Polygamy, And How It Benefits Women The Most by Oblongata: 4:40pm On Aug 08, 2023
In as much as this post makes sense, its not practical!

You are going to marry a barren woman, plus woman that have children, etc. Get ready to be poisoned...

One woman sef is too much!

Anything apart from your wife na girlfriend, opari!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Wins Afrowomen Basketball Championship 2023 by Oblongata:
Congratulations to us all!

And to those calling BAT agbado, Ebola, etc
May I remind you all that the position of President of Nigeria is sacrosanct?

We must respect that seat even though you don't like the person occupying the seat.

It is not for now, it is to preserve the honor of that seat even for decades to come.

How Niger go dey follow us call our President 'Ebola'? What insult to the country!
Travel › Re: Immigration Deploys Personnel To Niger-Nigeria Border, Begins Blockade by Oblongata: 1:16pm On Aug 04, 2023
With ECOWAS I stand!
Travel › Re: Ethiopian Air-backed Carrier To Start In Nigeria By October by Oblongata: 12:53pm On Aug 04, 2023
Oya wailers food done land..
Politics › Re: Igbo Demands Cabinet Slot In Niger State, Cites Revenue Generation by Oblongata: 12:50pm On Aug 04, 2023
Oblongata:
In 20 years they will start claiming Niger state is a 'no man's land' and they will start attempting to chose governor
Politics › Re: Igbo Demands Cabinet Slot In Niger State, Cites Revenue Generation by Oblongata: 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2023
In 20 years they will start claiming Niger state is a 'no man's land'.
Politics › Re: Niger Coup: Abdulsalam Abubabar, Sultan Of Sokoto Now In Niger For Negotiation by Oblongata: 4:59pm On Aug 03, 2023
Biodun556:
cool Nigeria stand on Niger coup is in order because military coup is like communicable disease, once it is sustained in a neighboring country it spread to another. From Guinea within 2 years military coup happened in four ECOWAS countries. To make the matter worst, it is backed by Russia which means other countries are not save. ECOWAS must rise up and stop the spread.
I am very pleased we have some mature comments on nairaland unlike many of the kids here that will talk thrash all the time just because they hate BAT.

ECOWAS cannot continue to fold their arms and allow coup plots to rule. We will end up truncating democracy and having military heads all over Africa. People think it is BAT that is initiating the sanctions not knowing it is ECOWAS that have come together to make the decision. We must save democracy in Africa
Career › Re: Career Crisis - What Do I Do by Oblongata: 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2023
Are you chartered?

Are you 25 and below?

Are you single?

Did you study accounting or related course?

Did you have good grades?

If you are you can apply for the post of Audit trainee in any of the big 4, but if not, try other audit companies and seek experience before you can be lucky and switch to big 4. It is well with you!
Business › Re: Summary On Tinubu's Address On The State Of The Nation, Incase You Missed It by Oblongata: 7:04am On Aug 01, 2023
BAT means well for Nigeria. He is attempting to right the wrongs and it will take time before we see the full impact!
Career › Re: Congratulations To My Niece - The Best Graduating Student Of Babcock University by Oblongata: 8:58am On Jul 31, 2023
Congratulations to the exemplary twins! May God continue to bless them!
Science/Technology › Re: Even In The Snake World, This Gender Is Still A Problem... by Oblongata: 5:54pm On Jul 29, 2023
I go understand if snakes get gays!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Ex-finance Minister Cries After Told To Explain Missing Funds Or Die by Oblongata: 1:48pm On Jul 29, 2023
TheGiftedOne:
The same way many will wait before the throne of God when it will be time to render an account. - Hebrews 4:13
*wail*
Sports › Re: Leo Messi Scores Brace In First 22 Minutes Of Second Inter Miami Game by Oblongata: 8:12am On Jul 26, 2023
Messi is a Greatest Of All Times GOAT...

The other eediot na Asun Goat grin
Fashion › Re: Lagos Top Stylist: 3 Stylists Battle For N200,000 Cash and Prizes by Oblongata: 11:31am On Jul 25, 2023
The prize too small na?

Money wey no reach 1 bone straight!
Career › Re: Should I Draw The Attention Of The Management? by Oblongata:
Consider these 3 reasonings!

1)You don't know if the anomaly is a fraud and designed to benefit someone! You must firstly ensure you investigate and report your findings (if any) to the owner directly.
2) You don't want to seem like 'I Too Know' to the rest of your co workers as you are new. Be patient and watchful, and know the right time to act and who to report to!
3) You can intimate the auditors to put it in their RTM.
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Oblongata: 9:36am On Jul 25, 2023
youngreezy:
heheh you go report me taya,dull ape,u dey defend tinubu your god still dey suffer, answer simple question you begin jump up and down like baboon wey see banana....how e go take ease the burden of you and your chimpanzee mother?
No be me cause your life frustrations! No matter the insult or bullying you do to me here, it won't solve your life problems. We all know your type that come to type rubbish here. We have seen you guys real life and we were not surprised! If you were a big boy making cool money, you wouldn't have time trying to bully someone you don't know or have never met! You need a life! Enjoy your few minutes ego massage and go back to your frustrations!
Properties › Re: 5 Bedroom Bungalow For Sale (#35M) by Oblongata: 9:28am On Jul 25, 2023
Pictures please
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Oblongata: 9:21am On Jul 25, 2023
youngreezy:
tah!! shut up ya mouth,olodo forming woke..most of you guys here are really monkeys,no wonder the girls always insult you fools...Mr man you are dumb,I mean really dumb and worthless,even for my face you no fit talk pim,I asked you a simple question,what have tinubu done to ease the pains?you dey talk nonsense.....your parents are apes na wetin I know, suffering and smiling because of tribal wickedness...abeg shift
seun, nlfpmod mynd44. Rule 2.
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Oblongata: 9:21am On Jul 25, 2023
youngreezy:
tah!! shut up ya mouth,olodo forming woke..most of you guys here are really monkeys,no wonder the girls always insult you fools...Mr man you are dumb,I mean really dumb and worthless,even for my face you no fit talk pim,I asked you a simple question,what have tinubu done to ease the pains?you dey talk nonsense.....your parents are apes na wetin I know, suffering and smiling because of tribal wickedness...abeg shift
Ehya sorry! But all these things wey you type no fit cure your real life frustrations! It can't help your conditions or pay your landlord! Na just small online ego wey no fit last 1 minute.
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Oblongata: 9:11am On Jul 25, 2023
youngreezy:
what is he doing to reduce the effects of the suffering? that's the real question, before you take such policy that will affect people like this, You are supposed to drop measures to ease the burden....but no, instead them increase their own to 110percent for their own palliative and you are still supporting them?you guys were really birthed by apes I swear
You were sounding intelligent until I read your last comment. I don't argue with someone unnecessarily crude! You are a waste of intelligence with such character! Don't mention me please...
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by Oblongata: 10:05pm On Jul 24, 2023
Acekidc4:
Musa is a good Understanding Man, he knows what his President Mr Tinubu is doing. Every Sensible Person knows exactly what is happening in Nigeria today. All this Suffering must happen before Enjoyment and Elevation. If you like cry and shout on my mentions from now till Jericho Na you know.
Thank you o! Instead of us all to rally around the president and find means to support him, they are allowing village things into their lives. BAT has only faced the inevitable and he is seeking for ways to conquer these problems once and for all.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is Your Salary At Hand ? by Oblongata: 12:57pm On Jul 24, 2023
mcgodison2531:
yeah. But the little you give someone here is a very big something here.
Very true!

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