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Family › Re: PSG Defender Achraf Hakimi Played His Wife. See Why He Is Trending On Twitter by Oblongata: 8:53am On Apr 14, 2023
Tallesty1:
He is representing Mommy's boys well
mummy sees past fine face, yaanshh and buba...😁
Sports › Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Oblongata: 8:51am On Apr 14, 2023
This guy is my hero 2023 for the rest of the year!

You will never see a lady that will comment on this thread, dem go dey feel sad 🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: PSG Defender Achraf Hakimi Played His Wife. See Why He Is Trending On Twitter by Oblongata: 8:47am On Apr 14, 2023
This guy should be given a Nobel laureate in Red Pillarship. He is a hero to many comrades! We are proud of you omoluabi.
Politics › Re: Obi's Detention: Non-compliance With UK Audit Regulations, Shady Campaign Txn by Oblongata: 8:38am On Apr 14, 2023
XY23:
Says a self-acclaimed scholar who doesn't know that the source of a news is as important as the news itself. Emotion with zero sense.
That PO wasn't detained in UK or that obidunce didn't attempt to pin it on BAT? Or did you even read my comment at all? Emotion with sour draw soup as sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Obi's Detention: Non-compliance With UK Audit Regulations, Shady Campaign Txn by Oblongata: 8:23am On Apr 14, 2023
No matter how you talk am, obidunce go still tell you say na BAT dey behind the whole thing.

I never see make people dunce like this before...

Truly, our universities are rolling out rubbish in the name of graduates. They should collapse Nigerian universities into one or two and strengthen them by making them purely research based because the level of dummies these so called universities produce ehn...
Politics › Re: Amaechi Ensured My Removal From Office Because I Didn't Give Him Birthday Gift – by Oblongata: 8:53pm On Apr 13, 2023
Why you no wan break bread?
Politics › Re: Obidients See Finishing From Reno by Oblongata: 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2023
Nothing we no go hear from obidunce dem o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Report My Employer For Breach of agreement by Oblongata: 10:42am On Apr 13, 2023
First of all, we know say na you, bet that one no consign the matter right now...

Where you your friend dey? If na Las gidi ask Google the nearest office of the public defender, dem go Sama letter to your employer, sorry, your friend employer. Ire o...
Politics › Re: I’m Not A Party In US Drug Case, Tinubu Tells Tribunal by Oblongata: 10:26am On Apr 13, 2023
Tallesty1:
Can you show me where it is stated in any of the available court documents that the money was tax money?

From what I have read, it says that the funds in the amount of $460,000 in account 263226700 held by First Heritage Bank in the name of Bola Tinubu represent the proceeds of narcotics trafficking or were involved in financial transactions in violation.....................

Secondly, if indeed it was tax, then pray tell why everyone is saying that it is drug money and Tinubu hasn't at least sued one person for defamation?

How much was Tinubu earning then that $460,000 will be tax and from what?
Mr Tallest! I respect you over the years hence you have earned my reply.

If you owned an investment company, and a kidnapper invest his loot in your company, and it was not proven you had anything to do with the source of the money but hey, it's proceeds from kidnapping and hence confiscated, does that make you a criminal?

BAT might be involved, but court needs proof. No proof, no convictions, kapish?
Politics › Re: The Man, Woke Soyinka; Few of his Works, Awards And Honours by Oblongata: 6:47pm On Apr 11, 2023
This thread is a mockery of who Soyinka really is. Mods please ignore. Soyinka is far greater than what you have written up there. If this is an attempt to reply donut heads comparing Adichie then you have failed woefully. Because they can't be compared in the first place. We can treat their comparison as a feeble attempt of the 'defeated' to have a winning sense. The best is that we take our popcorns and watch their foolery develop into rising sun flag cariers. Soyinka has no comparison in Africa.
Politics › Re: Rivers Post-election Crisis: Nothing Abnormal, We Are Just Been Vigilant - Wike by Oblongata: 2:35pm On Apr 11, 2023
At OP it is 'being' and not 'been'.

Wetin even consign me with Dino?

My own be say I wan see the 'Rising sun flag' come May 30.

Make dem at least show us another film, Obidunce don cast... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Raids On Gaza, Lebanon (Pictures) by Oblongata:
Wetin consign me now na all these people shouting 'we will retrieve our mandate', 'Obi will be sworn in by May 29', hope you know today is April 7, and many of us done grab popcorn to see wetin una go do?
Politics › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: A Slave In Love With Her Chains by Oblongata: 5:54pm On Apr 07, 2023
orion7:
I know alakija. She’s a nobody even in Nigeria. Not known. You can’t compare her with a world class academic don like dr adichie. And definitely not with an economic colossus like dr iweala. Iweala in the world scene is even bigger than Buhari, because people would rather listen to her than the president of Nigeria. You calling Fumilayo Kuti made me know you re just another clannish dunderhead. Y not call Aisha yesufu or eniola badmus instead.


No Youruba woman dead or alive can lace the shoes of adichie. Iweala. Or akuyili. Kiss the truth and find your level
Keep masturbating on other people's achievements. OND job seeker like you...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: A Slave In Love With Her Chains by Oblongata: 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2023
orion7:
blah blah blah. All I asked is name one Yoruba woman dead or alive that can stand on the same podium with any of them you are foaming in the mouth. Tribe of mediocres Tribe of fools
That tribe of fools is the one that will rule over you the so called 'wise tribe'.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: A Slave In Love With Her Chains by Oblongata:
orion7:
name 1 Yoruba woman dead or alive that can lace chimamada, or ngozi Iwealas shoe lace .


Useless people
50 Adichies and 50 Iwealas cannot make the United States or rest of the world for that matter to grab the mandate of an election of a sovereign country. Your idol Adichie is a fool. We Yorubas don't need her type, you can keep her.
Politics › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: A Slave In Love With Her Chains by Oblongata: 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2023
My brother these obidunce people are destined to hate the truth.

You see, many of them are a handful of 'Biafra or death' gangs, the 'Buhari is Jubril', and of recent 'Mandate or we will not make heaven'.

No matter what you tell them, they will blab until may 30 when reality dawns on them.

Very deluded set of people...

Instead of rummaging for their own spoils by negotiating with the winner, they are busy taunting

If that one calls them 5% dem go dey vex
Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga To Biden. Trash The Letter By Chimamanda by Oblongata: 9:46am On Apr 07, 2023
Na Ngozi remain. And they believe the world would be so dumb not to notice that it is a particular tribe that keeps complaining.
Crime › Re: In Ayobo- Landlord & Children Try To Use Tenant For Ritual by Oblongata: 11:14pm On Apr 06, 2023
I smell vendetta, maybe revenge on a forceful eviction. If not why not go to the police with details abi landlord no get name?
Politics › Re: An Open Letter To His Excellency, President-elect Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. by Oblongata: 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2023
God bless President-elect Bola Ahmed Tinubu! God bless Nigeria!
Politics › Re: VP-Elect Shettima Promises To End Bike Crushing In FCT by Oblongata: 1:21pm On Apr 06, 2023
apache4:
Over my dead body will Tinubu become my President shocked

Let god take my life on the day of his shameless inauguration
Rest in peace in advance. I wish you what you wish yourself.
Romance › Re: Kano Court 'Sentences’ Chicken To Death by Oblongata: 6:33am On Apr 06, 2023
That cock must be an Obidient cock😊
Health › Re: Electrician Electrocuted While Trying To Change Transformer Cable In Abia (Pix) by Oblongata: 6:31am On Apr 06, 2023
See wetin 'na small thing, na small thing' dey cause?
Travel › Re: South African Pilot Makes Emergency Landing After Discovery Of Deadly Cobra by Oblongata:
Snake wan follow him dream to be a pilot, my people wetin bad?

Health › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Oblongata: 12:38am On Apr 05, 2023
ashawopikin:
not possible bro, someone isn't telling the truth, it takes at least 2 to three weeks to get pregnant after sex
It smells like someone needs money to do Ramadan hair. Just give her cash and watch her forget she ever got pregnant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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