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Christianity EtcRe: I Never Told Anyone That I Will Die Soon - Odumeje by Oblongata: 7:23pm On Mar 22, 2023
If you ask well well na obidence go full that church
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Declares Interest In Contesting For Senate President by Oblongata:
You guys don't deserve it at all until you learn to play politics...

Imagine giving PO 97% in a state in SE and you gave the rest parties a paltry 3%.?

Instead of you to had played a balanced game like the yorubas...

Later you will be screaming 'they are calling us 5%, it's not fair'

Una wan chop were una no work 😒
FamilyRe: Imagine Your Married Life Has Been A Dream by Oblongata: 3:41pm On Mar 13, 2023
I would probably be selfish and not marry again because marriage is a full time job😠
PoliticsRe: Please What Is Happening Here Between Aisha And Obidients?? by Oblongata: 8:57am On Mar 11, 2023
Small small dem done dey turn disobidence 😁
PropertiesRe: Three Plots Of Land Available For Sale At Olorunda Akobo Ibadan by Oblongata: 9:17am On Mar 08, 2023
How much for each plot?
PoliticsRe: Organ Harvest: I Thought I Was Being Scammed By Doctors - Ekweremadu Tells Court by Oblongata: 7:08am On Mar 08, 2023
The rich also cry...
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy On Tinubu's Win by Oblongata: 7:30am On Mar 07, 2023
NwaNimo1:
Death certificate...


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/death.gif
Judge not, or you'll be judged first...
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Failed To Meet Nigerians’ Expectations - Mary Beth by Oblongata: 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2023
Nwodosis:
Tinubu has achieved a lot in life and very soon Former President Elect will be added permanently his achievements!
Of course! After May 29, you can either use 'former President Elect' or simply use 'President'. You are correct 😉 😀
PoliticsRe: March 11th: Time For REVENGE. Labour Party All The Way. by Oblongata: 11:22pm On Mar 04, 2023
You are on your own o
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Oblongata: 11:20pm On Mar 04, 2023
Please I need a 2 bedroom apartment in portsmouth/Southampton or isle of wight. I don't mind if it is 2 rooms in a house share. Family of 4.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by Oblongata: 10:21am On Mar 01, 2023
Asiwaju giving them wotowoto. Dem no born Dino well to reply... grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Decides 2023: MC Oluomo Votes In Lagos (Video, Pictures) by Oblongata: 5:46pm On Feb 25, 2023
JasonScoolari:
A useless tout that won't die well.
Judge not, or you will be Judged first. Dey use karma play dey go...
PoliticsRe: 5 Parties Adopt Atiku For Presidency by Oblongata: 5:22pm On Feb 18, 2023
Na Atiku dey sponsor these ones in the first place...
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Oblongata: 1:32pm On Feb 15, 2023
Good morning! I need 2 bedroom flat for a family of 4 at Portsmouth or Southampton. Please help out ASAP fam.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Practical Ways Forward On The CBN New Naira Notes Policy by Oblongata: 9:14am On Feb 13, 2023
kettykin:
May this man never come near the presidency with his zero knowledge of the business world.

If you do zero transaction cost , how would the payment platform make money .

He has just killed the whole essence of new currency with his limited views , once kidnappers know of this , they will bounce back
That's the problem I have with Nigerians especially here on Nairaland. Many of you are unintelligent but because you manage go university do 'carry and drop' for lecturer and manage graduate, una think say that has qualified you to be sensible. That man is too intelligent for many of you to phantom.
EventsRe: Event Planners Print Their Own Money To Be Sprayed At Parties by Oblongata: 2:32pm On Feb 10, 2023
Owambe women no go like this
FamilyRe: Please Share Thoughts On This Issue If I Overreacted. by Oblongata: 3:22am On Feb 10, 2023
You just made a mountain out of a mole hill!
FamilyRe: I Can't Take It Anymore ( I Feel Like Killing Myself ) by Oblongata: 2:59am On Feb 10, 2023
E dey happen. Just try and do your 2nd semester CO'S in 400 2nd and 500 2nd.

Know in your mind you are having an extra semester for the CO'S in 1st semester extra year so you would lose like only 6 months. Shikena!

Some people just hear say dem get liver problem, some na kidney, some brain tumor just like Dat! Dem never kill themselves, ordinary carry over you dey mess up. If I hear pim!
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo: Remove Lagos REC Now, Phrank Shaibu Tells INEC by Oblongata: 7:33am On Feb 09, 2023
Moh247:
cool



NURTW would transport both sensitive and non sensitive materials, they would transport NYSC and INEC AdHoc staffs

This has been standard practice since 1999

NURTW no longer exist in Lagos and Oyo State they are now Park Managers duly registered under the law

Where will INEC get busses required for logistics when they had paid State chapters of Road Transport workers


.
Thank you for your insight sir! Most Nigerians can't see past their noses!
EducationRe: Uniben Students Beat Up Soldie who assaulted a Female Student At an ATM in Benin by Oblongata: 11:58pm On Feb 02, 2023
Soldier beat your colleague and you come dey form van Damme ba?

Why not just go as a union to report the matter at their barracks? Why should everyone revolt?

Why not try and get a good photo or video of the soldier and post online?

You guys are only endangering yourselves the more by these protests and it shows your SUG is empty upstairs and your students are bored stiff!
HealthRe: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by Oblongata: 6:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
This has happened to me before na! Let her take lincomycin capsule morning and night and put sheabutter on it. But she needs to get professional advice because I am not a doctor.
FamilyRe: Why Are Women Outliving Men? by Oblongata: 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2023
Disgruntled lifestyle whereby default Nigerian men are expected to bear emotional, physical, financial burden of the family alone is a huge factor we must not ignore! It's not easy!!!
RomanceRe: People Mostly Talk Bad About Their Ex, But Tell Us One Good Thing About Your Ex? by Oblongata: 3:04pm On Jan 22, 2023
Except for the sex drive which made me think she was in love. Girl can lie for Africa ehn. She currently has a broken home. When I remember her, I always appreciate God in my life for not falling for her trap. In short she has no good feature. Thank you late mum for seeing through her veil and eventually aiding me to marrying my best decision.
HealthRe: Patients Lament As Doctors’ Strike Continues In Abia by Oblongata:
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TV/MoviesRe: BBTITANS Update: Khosi Almost In Tears Because Of Yemi Cregx by Oblongata: 1:16pm On Jan 21, 2023
This one done enter Yoruba demon hand...
FamilyRe: My Sister's Husband Is Planning On Taking In A Second Wife...please Help by Oblongata:
Tokskob2008:
She doesn't cook for him nor let him have access to his bed rights yet don't want him to have a second wifehuh

Your sis needs her brain checked instead of trying to stop him from having a second wife and I'm pretty sure those were the bad attitudes in her the husband saw before seeking a second wife... She can't eat her cake and have it at the same time.
My thoughts exactly. The husband has justified the need for another woman why she was busy thinking he would yield to her blackmail. The truth is that our society favors men and a woman should try and be submissive so that no fault comes to her
CrimeRe: 'Policemen Have Right To Protect Themselves With Firearms In Face Of Danger' by Oblongata: 2:09pm On Jan 18, 2023
SmartyPants:
Did you read the OP??

He is talking about something that happened yesterday madam!
Lazy Nigerian youths!

Out of all the comments so far on first page, none addressed the issue and possibility that the policemen were actually threatened (which is very possible judging from antecedents with Alaba), hence the ugly outcome.
I don’t like reading comments anymore because many of today’s youth are absolutely brain dead! Just commot face and read the next topic else you fit run mad!�
EducationRe: Lady Surprised She’s Allowed To Take ‘expo’ Into The Examination Hall In The UK by Oblongata: 8:44am On Jan 18, 2023
[quote author= post=120140706]This is common in UK and US universities.
It is not called expo though,
It is called.......

OPEN BOOK TEST.

Who can verify this our ogbonge info?

Any Nigerian in diaspora that has done this in their schools before?[/quote]She is just a cheap attention seeker. As an Alumnus of Birkbeck, most of our tests were ‘Open book test’. She is aware but resorted to chasing clout!

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