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Christianity EtcRe: Dream Interpreters, Interpret This Dreams Please! by Oblongata: 11:19pm On Aug 03, 2022
ScaryDreamz:
I dreamt I saw a beggar beg me for money I gave him #100, he collected it. He beg my friend standing beside me, my friend took #20 and threw it at him which later fell on the floor, the beggar was angry with my friend and was saying something I couldn't hear.

Later again, I dreamt I saw myself at my backyard then someone I don't know or recognized walk to where I was and over to the wall, beside the wall he dug out the earth, brought out an old sack, in the old sack was a rain boot, he dip his hand into the boot and brought out money and started leaving, I was surprised! I wanted to talk but I woke up.
To the first part of your dream…

You worked hard and paid your dues, but your boss (or someone you labored for) has been reaping from your efforts and not done well to you. Judgement shall be the person’s portion soon unless he/she changes their way.

The second part of the dream…

You are going to be rewarded handsomely for your efforts and hard work very soon. Watch out!!!
RomanceRe: Guys Which One Are You?.... Ladies Which One Is Your Spec? by Oblongata: 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2022
I am 8 and I am proud!
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The BBNaija 2022 Male Housemates (Level Up) by Oblongata: 7:22pm On Jul 25, 2022
That shegs guy is already looking like a winner… I said same as white money. Let’s see how it pangs out!
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Eloswag, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Oblongata: 12:17pm On Jul 25, 2022
This BBN thing will negatively affect PO’s campaign if care is not taken since twitter will be divided now… cool
RomanceRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse? by Oblongata: 11:55am On Jul 24, 2022
1st John 4. Vs 7 & 8
PoliticsRe: INEC To Davido: We Don’t Have To Issue Certificate Of Return Within 48hrs by Oblongata: 10:08pm On Jul 19, 2022
Zico5:
They should speed things up. Nobody should tamper with the will of the people. I'm so happy with what's going on. They have quickly started work on some of the abandon projects in Lagos state. I passed through ikorodu today especially Agric - Isawo road, they have quickly started the work. Someone said that's the dividend of democracy. The seat is getting hot these days. If APC fail to do the needful Lagos and Ogun will go to PDP again and that one will be more painful to Tinubu than even the presidency. Thank you so much Davido, we also thank people of Osun state. We are getting there gradually.
Guy forget that Agric-Isawo road… na so dem go dey deceive people with different machines and last last small rain go destroy am… dem done dey deceive us since for that road. Dem no send una dere until election period wey dem go carry small tractor come pretend small say dem wan do am.
PetsRe: A Mysterious Tortoise Appeared In Our Backyard Today. Advise Needed! (pictures) by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Jul 16, 2022
Must you sell it? Do humanity a favor and donate it to the Zoo close to you…
PhonesRe: Please Recommend A Good Movie by Oblongata: 5:30am On Jul 16, 2022
Adam’s Project. My best movie so far this year!!!
SportsRe: Payne Sisters Delighted To Make History With Super Falcons At WAFCON 2022 by Oblongata: 3:17pm On Jul 12, 2022
robosky02:
See brothers who played for super eagles


1.Kalu & Ikechukwu Uche:

2.Austin & Emmanuel Okocha:

3. Segun & Wole Odegbami

4.Nwankwo & Christopher Kanu:
Thank you for the knowledge
FamilyRe: Help!! I May Start Disrespecting My Father!! by Oblongata: 9:26am On Jul 10, 2022
You are just looking for who to blame for your woes. Better grow sense and get back on track! Somebody and his wife is accommodating your broke ass and you are being so ungrateful. If you could afford to trek because you wanted to avoid his blabbing, you can move out and stay homeless as well. What is your business with who is dragging who down between a husband and wife that nurtured you? Go get your own wife and start a family and let’s see if you would do better…

For your mind now your broke ass is doing them a favor by staying with them bah? when people younger than you is busy buying houses and cars for their parents. Kontinue.
PhonesRe: What's Your First Word When You Mistakenly Drop Your Phone by Oblongata: 7:46am On Jul 02, 2022
Shet!!!
TravelRe: Lagos Vs Abuja Airport: Which Is The Best Nigerian Airport? (pics, Video) by Oblongata: 9:43pm On Jun 30, 2022
Lagos na the highest na?

FamilyRe: I Almost Stole Yesterday by Oblongata: 6:37am On Jun 22, 2022
I was once like you…

Only difference was that I actually stole and later reported myself because as a Christian, I felt I betrayed my Christ.

But

They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah:40:30)

I thank God for my life!

My brother, a day will come were you will laugh at yourself for all these experiences.
FamilyRe: I’m Livid With My Dad, He Hit My Mom Again. I Need A Solution. by Oblongata: 7:15am On Jun 21, 2022
Report your dad to family members. Send him a message with note of subtle warning. Something like this:

Good morning sir! We had to take mum to the hospital after the incidence with you. We met with a doctor who had reported the case to human right activist. The human rights activist had been asking for your number or location, we are yet to give them. Honestly sir, let this be the last time you hit mum, else we will have no other option than to put you in jail through human rights. Have a great day ahead sir!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kagame Deports 18 Chinese Investors For Mistreating Rwandan Employees by Oblongata: 3:37pm On Jun 14, 2022
The day Nigeria would do this I go proud of my country!
SportsRe: Kamaru Usman Has History In Sight At UFC 278 Against Leon Edwards by Oblongata: 11:16pm On Jun 12, 2022
unscripted:
u don't know shit , he is an edo man
You should have left him to the self embarrassment undecided
SportsRe: Kamaru Usman Has History In Sight At UFC 278 Against Leon Edwards by Oblongata: 11:14pm On Jun 12, 2022
I would like to see a ‘Kamaru Vs Mayweather’ fight, not that Mc Gregor embarrassment of UFC. It would certainly be pound for pound! The thoughts alone excite me cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Habitual Lateness And Absenteeism Compared by Oblongata: 7:37pm On Jun 10, 2022
Better late than never…
FamilyRe: Marrying From An Orphanage by Oblongata: 4:48am On Jun 08, 2022
joyfull120:
How do some of you reasonhuh?
Someone suggested that you marry from an orphanage to what endhuh?? Come on! Grow up!!!

Are you marrying for yourself or someone else? Haba!
Maybe he has urge to marry, and no money for dowry and co, so he’s seeking the easy route…

I thought he wanted to ask how he could marry his girlfriend who happens to be in an orphanage.

Op is a kid with kiddish thoughts, that’s all…
AutosRe: Clean Used Honda Accord 2009, 1.9m Call Engr Clem 08175378982 by Oblongata: 5:21pm On Jun 07, 2022
Interior please
FoodRe: See The Python A Calabar Man Killed This Morning. Tags It "Blessed Weekend" by Oblongata: 10:16am On Jun 04, 2022
Iala right now….


I need igbo and shayo oooo

PoliticsRe: 99% Of APC Presidential Aspirants Agreed To Consensus – Oyegun by Oblongata: 12:54am On Jun 04, 2022
an0daGuy:
So in essence what Oyegun is trying to say is that tilumbu is just 1% in APC? undecided



This one no just sabi mathematics at all shocked

He doesn’t know that 49 out of 50 is also 99% undecided

Shebi una dey see the kind people wey dey support tilumbu
49 out of 50 is 98%. Please don’t mention me again as I only reply intelligent people.
PoliticsRe: 99% Of APC Presidential Aspirants Agreed To Consensus – Oyegun by Oblongata: 9:41pm On Jun 03, 2022
If 99% agreed, and one disagreed, then there must have been a hundred aspirants.
Verdict: This is a big lie!
TV/MoviesRe: I Need A Man In My Life To Marry Me Now-eucharia, Nollywood Actress by Oblongata: 9:35pm On Jun 01, 2022
Madam! You are ‘Beautifully used’. Last last all those eediotas forming feminism go still chop better breakfast…
SportsRe: Could This Be The Most Powerful Piece In A Chess Board by Oblongata: 1:07am On May 31, 2022
AlfaSeltzer:
Put it this way. Let's say you have lost a your knights and your queen but managed to get a pawn to the opponent's end of the board. What would you exchange your pawn for? A knight or a queen?
I’d definitely go for a queen. Knight bawo?
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Your Funny Memories With Pictures by Oblongata: 2:06pm On May 28, 2022
advanceDNA:
Whats this....u mama get lab
That glass is the reason most of us were flogged back in the days…
EducationRe: Plastic Bottle Of Guinness Malt On Contains Stout. by Oblongata:
Guinness stout and malt contains the same ingredients except Guinness stout has alcohol and is burnt. So you didn’t know all these while?

Forum GamesRe: Check This Out And Tell Us Your Scores by Oblongata: 11:30am On May 28, 2022
True true all have sinned and fallen short of glory… the only thing wey epp me be say I dey wise enough not to send my nudes to any body, I no dey ever snap such. If not my scores for be 0.
CelebritiesRe: White Woman Refuses To Snap With Husband by Oblongata: 7:53am On May 22, 2022
Very funny ! I like the albino’s acting…so germane!
FoodRe: Delicious Grandma Stew And White Rice I Made In Uncompleted Building. Pics by Oblongata: 10:54pm On May 21, 2022
Channah1:
I didn't feel up to it. Besides in my village we don't add the dawa. Its just the way I made it.
Your village done turn city be dat!

grandma’s stew wey no get locust beans, no be juju be dat?

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