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CrimeRe: John Ewa: ‘I Only Identified Houses Of Victims’ — Bayelsa Kidnap Kingpin, Lion by Oblongata: 11:00am On Sep 27, 2022
Timekeeper452:
See how he is fidgeting in answering. That lovely ps4 and ps5 he enjoys playing, nomore. That his lovely designer shoe and cloths he loves so much, no more. That his favorite food and drink he enjoys, no more. That iPhone 13 Pro Max he enjoys browsing the internet with, no more. That chill working AC in your living room you like so much, no more. That his favorite movie he keeps up with and enjoys, no more. The only life he will know from here is, CELL, COURT, CELL, COURT then PRISON if he is lucky. Say no to crime, truly it doesn’t pay. Hustle legitimately and die peacefully, life is short.
At the end of it all, peace of mind is paramount! Say no to crime!
RomanceRe: Igbo Man Who Lived 100 ft In The Ocean For 3 Days by Oblongata: 10:48pm On Sep 18, 2022
FeliciaOja:
Imagine the ship sank in Nigeria?
White people are special humans.
Imagine driving 100 ft inside Ocean to save someone.
Omo if na naija na the end patapata be dat. Na for the guy to swim go beg shark make e chop am grin
PoliticsRe: You Are Despicable Tribal Bigot - Deji Adeyanju To Peter Obi by Oblongata: 3:57pm On Sep 12, 2022
Dsalvo:
Why are you Obidullards such irresponsible kids? Is Deji not right to be disgusted by Obi's highly irresponsible, divisive and ethnically incendiary id1ocy.

Publicly reading a whatsapp message that could have been created by anyone, perhaps even Obi himself, for any purpose whatsoever to include deliberate and cynical effort to fraudulently make Tinubu look bad while stoking up the fire of tribal division.

Something Obi has a history of. Well, we will remind you in future that Obi drew the battle line because Igbos never note the provocative actions of their leaders like Ojukwu, Kanu etal.

They only know to cry and play victim once the consequences of their rash and foolhardy behavior is at their doorstep.
Abeg!

How I fit dash you 50m likes?
TravelRe: Turkish Ambassador To Nigeria Writes Abike Dabiri-Erewa On TRNC Statement by Oblongata: 2:40am On Sep 09, 2022
GreyLaw:
What is past? The guy was simply making reference to her poor performance in her last job as a pointer to why she's still poor in this present job.
And who told you she is poor in her present job? Who told you she was wrong? Please let’s refrain from attacking the messenger, let’s ascertain the ingenuity of the message.
TravelRe: Turkish Ambassador To Nigeria Writes Abike Dabiri-Erewa On TRNC Statement by Oblongata: 8:00pm On Sep 08, 2022
aariwa:
Wonder why she broke the channel of diplomacy to make such unguarded statement that could pitch Nigerian students in that country with their hosts. Even when she was a new caster it was blunder after blunder that NTA had to move frank olize at a point with Eugenia Abu and Kanu Otisi to fill in for the flaws.A lot of people wondered how she got the NTA job then when there was a lot of qualified Nigerians
See bad belle! Is that the bone of contention here? Let go of the past and have peace!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: The Moment Shegz Asked Bella How Often They Will Be Having Sex (Video) by Oblongata: 5:51pm On Sep 04, 2022
angry grin Yoruba demons ti take over
EventsRe: Moment A Groom Rebuked A Photographer For Getting Too Comfortable With His Bride by Oblongata: 8:46pm On Sep 03, 2022
grin Jealous man
FamilyRe: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by Oblongata: 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2022
Be strong sir! May God rest her soul!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Set To Cash Out With Tinubu Apparels As Electoral Campaign Approachs by Oblongata: 7:06am On Aug 29, 2022
Just the way bad belle people were awestruck about the emergence of BAT at the primaries and were permanently silenced on PYO and co, so shall the opposition be silenced on May 29 2023.
PoliticsRe: How DSS Attacked Our House In Mpape, Abuja At 2am With Wrong Tracker - Lady by Oblongata: 8:50am On Aug 28, 2022
This is heart wrenching and should be discouraged in it’s entirety!
EducationRe: The 21 Coal Miners Killed In 1949 By The British Police. by Oblongata: 6:55am On Aug 28, 2022
Thank you for this brief Nigerian History. It was worth the read…
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrests Man For Robbing Online Vendors by Oblongata: 3:32pm On Aug 23, 2022
[quote author= post=115970318]Incoherent jargons as usual.
The nonsense that an ipob urchin cannot say does not exist![/quote]My brother! I am just patiently waiting for May 29 2023 so that we can go back to hearing ‘Biafra or Death to Nigeria’ cool
PetsRe: Lady Scolds Her Dog For Giving Birth To 6puppies Without Any Job (pics/video) by Oblongata: 5:18am On Aug 20, 2022
She for find job for the dog make she take dey survive cool
RomanceRe: OMG..What Is Happening Here? (PIC/VIDEO) by Oblongata: 4:39am On Aug 20, 2022
He for just rabba her small card, as he done call her come already….

Assuming say na the lady no gree do, na him you fit to dey foo like dat…

Bet did I hear 100k?
Christianity EtcRe: .. by Oblongata: 3:27am On Aug 19, 2022
Bad dream!

Pray against sickness or disease that has come to stay…

It is well with you.
CelebritiesRe: Sierra Leone Police Declare Late Dagrin Wanted by Oblongata: 7:27pm On Aug 18, 2022
Lyrical weyrey! Kosomona! Akogun!
EducationRe: Nostalgic Vintage Pictures of old Nigeria by Oblongata: 10:49pm On Aug 17, 2022
mightyhaze:
These eyes have seen things
My first tut!
EducationRe: Nostalgic Vintage Pictures of old Nigeria by Oblongata: 10:45pm On Aug 17, 2022
TheSourcerer:
Herd of goats in Ibadan, Nigeria. (1971)
This road be like Oje-gate
FoodRe: Lady Regrets The N18k Worth Of Pepper Soup She Ordered (Photos, Video) by Oblongata: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2022
ukaface:
Mtcheeew
How you go buy pepper soup 18k in the first place sef. Na ment?
Carry 2k enter market, go abattoir make the cut all those intestines for you, well depending on your location sha, but for fagba abattoir, you fit see 2k buy . How much come be pepper soup ingredients? You won't even spend up to 500 for the spices. Na e you go buy 18k, mtcheeeeew

Gerrat abeg, you buy you come dey complain.
Yeye
How much dem dey sell full goat sef? shocked
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Is The First African Women To Be Nominated For The Ballon D'or by Oblongata: 6:13am On Aug 14, 2022
nakaman:
she's got no chance, but she's good
I beg to differ sir!

She has a chance! Very slim chance…

Who knows, they might want to encourage Africans on this one…
PetsRe: Man Spotted Carrying An Alligator On A Road In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Oblongata: 6:02am On Aug 14, 2022
See as the Alligator con fresh dey fat anyhow for this Buhari period. Dem suppose arrest that guy…
CrimeRe: MAPOLY Female Student Found Dead After She Was Abducted By Gunmen (photos) by Oblongata: 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2022
Who is the SUG to conclude what did/did not relate to her death? Wo police start your investigation from that SUG biko…
EducationRe: Bowen University Jokes About ASUU Strikes by Oblongata: 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2022
God loves you so do I. Repping 1st set.
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju: Everything About "The Obidients" Are Lies, Fake And Propaganda by Oblongata: 9:01am On Aug 10, 2022
DaveDGreat:
Lol. See lies grin grin grin

Please can you tell the world who are those insulting Afenifere and its leader, Pa Ayo Adebanjo for supporting Peter Obi?

Please can you tell us those that insulted VP Osibanjo and called him a betrayal, a traitor and an ordinary "popcorn man"?

We don't insult our elders indeed undecided

See glaring hypocrisy and lies.
All these are mere banters. Did they call PYO a Gorilla? Did they call Pa Ayo Adebanjo an Agbado eating monkey? All these are too petty and unfortunately the voice of reasoning is alien to most of these supporters. You cannot make a caricature of a candidate and expect his people not to be sympathetic to his plight. They can call him a bullion van thief, or the one that imposed a bad government on us. But calling him an Agbado eating gorilla no gel at all abeg.

NB.

I appreciate your sense of reasoning and suspect you are a cultured adult, hence my reply. Please let’s keep it that way. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju: Everything About "The Obidients" Are Lies, Fake And Propaganda by Oblongata: 7:32am On Aug 10, 2022
faste:
Go vote BAT nah.Only one vote you get.
How many votes you get?
CelebritiesRe: The Airline Forgot My Bag That Has My Costume And Stuffs- Kizz Daniel by Oblongata: 7:11am On Aug 10, 2022
That’s not a good enough excuse…
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju: Everything About "The Obidients" Are Lies, Fake And Propaganda by Oblongata: 6:48am On Aug 10, 2022
You make mockery of a man from southwest and you want southwest to support you? We are looking and seeing things clearer now. A true Omoluabi will never call BAT a Cassava and Agbado munching Gorilla. We don’t insult our elders. You keep making a mockery of BAT and we don’t really care because just as Biafra noise died a natural death, so will all these noise by next year. Help us divide Atiku’s vote(The real threat) in SE and SS. Thank you in Advance.
TravelRe: Applying For Nigerian Visa Reissue Online by Oblongata: 2:44pm On Aug 09, 2022
Shey dat online thingy dey work sha? You are on a long thing. Na from back sure pass.
PoliticsRe: Pyrates Confraternity Mock Tinubu (Photos, Video) by Oblongata: 9:55am On Aug 08, 2022
PandoraObi:
Igbos?
People wey no come out against Biafra sit at home, no come out against UGM. Dem think say we stupid. Make dem continue. Obi go enter like Biafra was achieved …
Christianity EtcRe: "Is This Christianity?" Lady Asks After Her Pastor Scolded Her For Wearing This by Oblongata: 9:45am On Aug 08, 2022
Pastor this one is already a lost cause. Even online Oloshos do coded pics on their status because of the society, this one just go straight to point. Abeg pastor, onto the next one…

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