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Autos › Re: Sold by Oblongata: 12:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
Boonmie01:
Gold colour very clean like new Mercedes Benz 230 for sale
Location; Ibadan
Condition; Very good
Price; #300,000

Call/whatsapp 08095129696
pics
Politics › Re: APC, Other Parties Get Zero Vote Inekweremadu’s Ward by Oblongata: 10:41am On Feb 24, 2019
escodotman:
Leave the adjective, embrace the message. Ignore the "part of speech", digest the content.
Peace.
just edit and stop all these stories grin
Politics › Re: APC, Other Parties Get Zero Vote Inekweremadu’s Ward by Oblongata: 9:50am On Feb 24, 2019
escodotman:
Now that's a floorless victory there.
Anyway, Southsouth, Southeast, Northcentral, half of Southwest and half of Northeast are locked down for Atiku. He just needs to do well more than Jonathan in the Northwest for a total floorless victory.
baba edit the comment. Na 'flawless'.
Politics › Re: Ortom Delivers His Polling Unit For Atiku, Ensures PMB Didn't Get Any Vote There by Oblongata: 9:26am On Feb 24, 2019
SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehe grin grin

Atikulated ORTOMatically.

Benue people have learnt their lessons... Say "NO" to Fulani herdsmen killings, Say "NO" to APC.
are you not supposed to be dead both in novel and real life? cheesy
Crime › Re: Daniel Usman: Kogi Student Killed After Preaching Against Election Violence by Oblongata:
Rip dude

Me i no kuku vote, all the ones wey we done do for past; who e epp?
Phones › Re: Neatly Used Infinix Note 5 For Urgent Sale by Oblongata: 10:58am On Feb 23, 2019
Why didn't you buy screen guard?

Do you know the new one is 55k?

Am not trying to to spoil your market o, just stating the obvious
Celebrities › Re: Babatunde Omidina Has Been Admitted At The Lagos University Teaching Hospital. by Oblongata: 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2019
Meritocracy:
Just keep deceiving yourself with likes online, those who will determine the winner don't know how to operate phone
you didn't catch the sarcasm. ..
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin Arrested Over Attack On Kwankwaso by Oblongata: 8:19pm On Feb 22, 2019
Kylekent59:
Remember it says, " Bad leaders were not born but are created by some good people who don't vote."


You are the one creating bad leaders, pls make your vote count.
Oshey

So when dem dey shoot ballot thieves

Who go protect me?
Politics › Re: Election Is Coming, Dollar To Naira Dramatically Falls To 184 Naira by Oblongata: 8:17pm On Feb 22, 2019
It is true...

Apparently there is a lot of dollar in Nigeria for elections that is not in circulation. ..
Business › Re: Naira Currently 184 To One USD by Oblongata: 8:04pm On Feb 22, 2019
True
Celebrities › Re: Babatunde Omidina Has Been Admitted At The Lagos University Teaching Hospital. by Oblongata: 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2019
It's now so easy to get likes on nairaland

Just hit like for atiku/obi jare grin
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin Arrested Over Attack On Kwankwaso by Oblongata: 7:26pm On Feb 22, 2019
I already know who I would vote for 2moro. ..

I will vote for

My television and pot of soup grin

Hit like if you are not going out to vote 2moro smiley
Education › Re: Have I Been Cheated? by Oblongata:
Dude who is the artiste? Is he upcoming or made? It is obvious the dean concluded that the 350k was a sham which was handled by you...

Please don’t be in a rush to beat your self, what has happened has happened! You will serve, and you will reminisce all these with a smile...

And for the rest of you guys that are undergraduates please don't do school politics, just Graduate and go...
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Finally Reacts To Baby Daddy’s Allegations by Oblongata: 3:24pm On Feb 22, 2019
Sorry boss, babe is now bigger than you, you can only feel intimidated. .. please let her go and find your type that would sit at home and bidding your commands. .. grin
Family › Re: I Needs Help In My Marriage by Oblongata: 2:48pm On Feb 22, 2019
I am not saying there are no spiritual problems, but not all problems are spiritual. ..

You need to sit up and act like a man you are. ..

Get things working again, look for ways to stand up instead of looking for who to blame

Many African ladies would nag you if you refuse to move forward

The blame should be destroyed and you need to start looking for areas to improve on...

Welcome to being a real man
Travel › Re: Visa Refusal by Oblongata: 2:40pm On Feb 22, 2019
My brother, prove you have strong ties to Nigeria that would make you come back. .. this could be in form of a robust account, or properties, strong and capable sponsor, etc. May God grant you peace and calmness in your journey in life.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Ellen Baby Writes About Her Obession With Nigerians by Oblongata:
This woman no get sense at all

Wetin be tradition and culture when hunger dey wire?

Who tradition epp?

Well make we no too take am serious sha as dem kuku talk say na comedian grin
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale › Re: Ps4 Cd Games For Sale by Oblongata: 12:52pm On Feb 21, 2019
Baadal:
6500 only
I NEED Your watchdogs 2, i have 5k for it, ikorodu lagos, aw far?
Autos › Re: Toyota Previa Needed Urgently by Oblongata: 12:08pm On Feb 21, 2019
seunzor:
Please I need a very nice Toyota Previa at a reasonable price, contact me on 08035080810.
i have Toyota previa, manual, back axle, new engine, first body...700k
Crime › Re: Nigerian Air Force Decimates Boko Haram Camp During Military Raid. (video) by Oblongata:
I wonder why the NAF is not used to wipe away all these goons and we will mourn the innocent later and just once rather than mourning the innocent all the time
Sports › Re: Taiwo Ogunjobi Confirmed Is Dead! Former NFF Secretary General Dies by Oblongata: 3:43pm On Feb 11, 2019
Timberland papa, if you know, you know cool
Celebrities › Re: I Have bleeped Up As A Father,role Model & A Husband. 2face To Annie Idibia by Oblongata: 11:22am On Feb 11, 2019
TOPCRUISE:
tv ko, Radio ni
upon all the gra gra and ojoro wey i try do sef man no kuku still make first page comment angry grin
Celebrities › Re: I Have bleeped Up As A Father,role Model & A Husband. 2face To Annie Idibia by Oblongata: 11:19am On Feb 11, 2019
Make dem just castrate this dude and him life go dey ok
Health › Re: Help Me!!! Any Solution To Body Itching After Taking Bath? by Oblongata: 1:05am On Feb 10, 2019
ADEJARE777:
Please Any Darmatologist/doctor In The House to Help Me out.

If I Take Bath With Soap And Sponge My Body Will Be Itching Me For Like 20min.

Can Anybody Recommend Any Drugs For Me To Take Or Body Lottion That Will Stop This Problem Of Mine Have Not Taking Bath Since November 2018 And Have Been Expriencing It Since 2008.
Brother i was once in your shoes...

Change your sponge to a milder one or use sponge foam, etc
I came to believe some sponges act like an exfoliating agent, hence body reactions
Also try scrubbing vital areas (like face, pubic region, etc) only and leave the other parts , then try it altogether after some weeks, it worked for me...

Cheers
Education › Re: The Look ASUU Chairman Gave Chris Ngige After Reaching Agreement by Oblongata: 8:02am On Feb 08, 2019
Oya lazy yoots go back to school. .. somebody cannot even go and watch ball in peace without seeing some unscrupulous elements with dropping trousers shouting and arguing wetin dem no know...bye bye to jati jati! grin angry
Celebrities › Re: Police Officers Confronts Teni For Saying "I Fit Slap Police For Your Case(pics) by Oblongata: 7:21pm On Feb 07, 2019
Before you go see woman slap police for nothing

Police go tint eye waka

Now dem dey reply instantly grin

Teni was no one few months ago...

May God pick up our calls this year
Politics › Re: ‘Don't Come Back Here Again' — INEC Tells Hundreds Of Ikorodu Residents by Oblongata: 7:16pm On Feb 07, 2019
Wetin una expect before? Una no dey naija before?

People wey done vote already wey no know grin
Politics › Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Buhari's Electric Entrance To Rally In Adamawa, Atiku State by Oblongata: 7:02pm On Feb 07, 2019
Abeg wetin be the meaning of electric again?
Science/Technology › Re: Yahya Usman Ahmad Constructs Airplane Model With Local Materials. Photos by Oblongata: 10:43am On Feb 07, 2019
I don't get it!

Is the plane functional? Can it fly? is it qualified to be in the airspace?

Something any welder can do... The boy should have channelled his energy into reading books, going to the University and achieve a feat there, then just maybe he might become an aeronautical engineer one day...

Let us stop celebrating mediocrity jare!
Crime › Re: Young Man Brutally Killed By Cultists, Head Smashed With A Rock. Photo by Oblongata: 10:26am On Feb 07, 2019
Believing in supernatural source of evil is quite unnecessary. ... Man alone is capable of all wickedness (Joseph Conrad).
Crime › Re: Woman Flogs Husband's 11-Year-Old Nephew To Death In Ogun,False Theft Allegation by Oblongata: 10:20am On Feb 07, 2019
Her name should be 'no joy', omo see face?
Sports › Re: "This Is A Bad Dream" - Emiliano Sala's Father Reacts As Plane Wreckage Is Found by Oblongata:
Take courage baba sala grin

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