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This people no get joy.. .

Few years ago for ojota traffic na so person tell me say 'oga buy watch', as I dey just admire the watch another person done grab my phones I kept at the front passenger seat, before I fit talk the guy with the wrist watches done vamoose. . . Na 'weldone' commot for my mouth.

I remember table soccer back then. Biro cover, paper post and button

I was quite talented, i dey use button tear paper anyhow

If you know, you are qualified for ancestorship

What da!!!

How can I unread this please? Choi!!!

thesicilian:
References?

ijebu weed

BiggyB242:
Lol.. I said he would have being more happier if he had travel out. Don't settle for less bro, aim higher.

And from what students from his department said on this trends if you did go through it you wiil find out out he sleeps with female students and collect money from the make students if not you will fail.

You called this happiness?

well I personally don't call it happiness. ...

But this just might be happiness to him.

My dad refused to stay in the USA with my siblings and ran back to his grandfather's old house in the village...

The move really beats us but hey, whatever rocks his boat

BiggyB242:
Lol you sure, you will think cabin biscuit taste so good until you have the opportunity to taste short-bread.

as far as you have not tasted the short bread...

Then cabin biscuit should give you the happiness.

That 'happiness' is the key!

BiggyB242:
But you know he would have achieved more in Life if Unilag had flown him to out. This country kills one's dream.

achievement is in the heart, as long as he is eventually happy sha... this country is a kill joy

Ijawwomaninoyo:
That's Pidgin English
He didn't say "when a dog bark"
He said "When dog bark"

if it were pidgin, it would be 'when dog bark, throw am bone'

RexTramadol1:
It's relative na



I mean Tonto's statement



It may be Asssslicking, maybe a rabid dog was licking it...... she coded it



And maybe leaking



Depends on perspective lol

please read between the lines, she was calling him gay

See grammar of the so called mentors...

When dog bark, throw in a bone.
Niccur, it's 'when a dog barks', olodo oshi...

The other mumu said

'Has your ass stopped licking?', licking what? Ice cream? Bi*tch it is 'leaking'

All of una no get sense, no be una fault, na seun wey dey push him crush news to us all the time

Food don done for online fraudsters...

Be careful guys!

This Made FP 2 weeks ago so...

No front page!

Fulmigati:
It says they are in Abuja tho.

if truly dem dey naija make una just say

2 Benz and a dog go for stroll'

Link kee you dia!

simonlee:
if this had happened in the north,the headline would have read ''high-tension wires collides with innocent cows''

you no well

This is a great development. Many of us had been waiting for this day in Nigeria.

The use of cannisterS or 'cylinders' as fondly called in Nigeria is archaic as well as barbaric in the least.

Ordinarily, this implies that the government will supply domestic gas through pipelines and other means in which a house owner can access it by being connected. Payment for subscription can be subsequently made online.

All these are already in place decades ago in advanced countries.

Next in line should be underground cables for power distribution.

God bless Nigeria!

Nigeria is tough

But cyber crime is not the way out!

Guys come together and think of some profitable businesses you can do.

As bad as Nigeria is, it is highly unexploited

God bless Nigeria!

He followed his dreams regardless of the hurdles. . .

My fellow Nigerians, follow your dreams. If it gets out of reach, grow wings and fly...

Do what you love, and love what you do. Life has no meaning but we can at least be happy by making ourselves fulfilled.

Shalom!

Stadexoline or stadex or stadex plus...

Spersadexoline would have been great but no longer available in Nigeria

You could also try spersallerge. These are all eyedrops

You should also use terracortil drops each night before you sleep. ..

Watch what you eat and know what your allergies are, most eye itch and dryness is caused by allergies. Some are allergic to nuts, some sea food. Some dust, etc ensure you study your environment and know effects of your surroundings on your health


Good luck bro!

Ciaos:
Wetin come happen after you sold all those things... What is motivational about this story now? You still dey sell,abi your shop don turn PLC?

she sold okrika till she became yellow, is that not a beautiful thing?

Believing in extraordinary source of evil is quite unnecessary, Man alone is capable of all wickedness! (Joseph Conrad).

Small thing...

Na Ondo you wan go do the legal business !

Afonja Igbo collabo, nice one

BuhariIsBURIED:
LASU is overrated.. is not a school abeg

We know your type...
The mumu private poly wey you manage get OND sef na still pass you carry commot... lasu kee u dia!

In need of GTA 5, for sale or swap with watchdogs and assassin's creed black flag. Quote moi

Old mamas... time does fly, now they have moved over, for stupid people like Regina daniels, Tiwa, Juliet Ibro, etc.

#bring back our girls

He should change his name to 'drink alcohol'

Onimukumu

Tonto said he called her a drug addict, that is why she is calling him a 40 secs man

If he is truly a 40 secs man Tonto for done 4get about am since. ...

Na the gbola dey make her dey mad

Beautyaddy:
No, the US embassies are not just doing extra scrutiny to Nigerians alone when it comes to approval or denials of their visas?


BTW, there's always two sides to every story. We are only reading from the side of the denied applicants and not the visa officers.

bros we know, scrutiny is allowed

But during Obama's regime it was far more lenient and people that had before found it way easier

My dad whom had been given the visa 3 times in the past was recently refused. Even though he has 2 children who are naturalized and has grand children over there. He is way over 70 and has buoyant investment here to show that he would surely come back.

An immigration officer friend who has 3 stars was recently refused even with full regalia and good statement of account. His siblings are usa citizens and he wanted to visit them during his leave.

My friend that had been going with his family were all refused, they were given visas 4 times in the past and had been coming back in due time.

Further investigation on my whatsapp alumni group revealed many refusals from capable people with genuine intent, many of whom had been given before.

Rumors has it that the visa officials might be working with a quotation of visa which has been drastically reduced.

Even just yesterday, it was announced that no more drop box for renewals. Are we being shut down?

A friend that went for interview last week told me his interview lasted for 20 seconds, as if the vo already knew he would be refused even before the interview.

It is wiser you seek other opportunities for now, don't just dash your hard earned out...

Lalasticlala, mynd44 , Please let us have a wider view on this by pushing to front page. Thanks

Ordinary sex