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Travel › Re: The World's Ten Best Airports For 2019 by Oblongata: 5:30pm On Mar 28, 2019
Fake list, no Edo airport
Crime › Re: A 10-year-old Boy Commits Suicide After So Much Bully by Oblongata: 7:59am On Mar 27, 2019
Stupid mother! Never knew he would take it this far? So you were analysing the limit he could go too? Ode somebody. ..

Op please drop a picture

Lalasticlala
Travel › Re: 5 Most Popular Bus Stops In Lagos by Oblongata: 7:45pm On Mar 26, 2019
Mile 12, Ikorodu , iyana iworo
Romance › Re: Gas Explosion Injures Many In Lagos State by Oblongata: 11:52am On Mar 17, 2019
Those are 3rd degree burns, i pray they survive. ..
Romance › Re: A Ghanaian Village Of Mafi Dove, Sex Is Allowed But No One Was Born There(pics) by Oblongata: 11:06am On Mar 17, 2019
These people no wise at all... tongue
Properties › Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by Oblongata:
See the best way to go is to leave that house, those type of women will destroy you with her tongue. ..

Hope you were not also giving her a hard time ?

Take some old men with you and go and beg her, let her know that you are willing to move, and you are willing to forfeit your balance.

Remind her that she is still like a mother to you, and you will always see her as one...

Brother leave the house jejely, maybe in some months time so that you can gather more money. It is well with you.
Education › Re: Finished With A Third Class Degree, Can I Do Masters? by Oblongata: 9:38am On Mar 16, 2019
EngrKem:
Why will he go for another of same degree when he can use that 5years time to almost get his PhD ?
in Nigeria there is discrimination against 3rd class...
Education › Re: Finished With A Third Class Degree, Can I Do Masters? by Oblongata: 8:33am On Mar 16, 2019
May your heart desires be yours. .

Go for PGD or advanced diploma

But if I were you, i would go for another degree or same degree in a distant learning University (like noun),
Crime › Re: Lagos Building Collapse: Woman Commits Suicide After Losing Two Children by Oblongata: 8:52am On Mar 15, 2019
Toks2008:
Tears in my eyes as i write this.

Can we now see how Nigerians are killing fellow citizens? A building that was marked for demolition and even people moved out just to move in again after the demolition mark was removed probably after somebody has collected bribe and we can now see the negative ripple effect.

"It touches one to lose precious lives in any kind of mishap, particularly those so young and tender," "May God grant everyone affected by this sad incident fortitude and succor."

GOD PLEASE GRANT THIS WOMAN ETERNAL LIFE SO SHE CAN LIVE FOREVER WITH HER KIDS. i cant just hold back tears right now.
abiamo tooto, i had tears in my eyes too, can't imagine what I would do if it was me...
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo Settles Comedian, Woliagba & Dele Omowoli Issues (Photo) by Oblongata: 9:29am On Mar 12, 2019
Very funny comedians

Thank God they are back, I have been following them on their you tube channel and it is long they released any video. ..

Last last na money go cause am

That dele na clown
Politics › Re: I Have Fought A Good Fight ― Gboyega Isiaka by Oblongata: 7:51am On Mar 12, 2019
Nobody send you make you fight, na you send yourself. ..

In Nigeria now politics is ;

for who knows good agberos pass

do or die

For people who have excess money

For people who appear gentle but cunning and bad


For opportunists

For thieves

If you don't possess any of these then stay off politics
Romance › Re: I Want To Report This Woman To Her Husband by Oblongata: 12:49am On Mar 11, 2019
zexy2030:
prepare a favorite meal for ur husband, be very neat, smell good, at night wake him about by 3am sucking his dick, then ride him to orgasm then when he is about to sleep ask him dear " there is something I'm not happy about and I feel u r not telling me the truth... this woman u call ur friend..I saw a text on ur phone that she said she was missing u...is there any other thing...whatever he replies..take it and be peace..don't date the lady's husband nor report..the act u carried out will hunt him like a police that he maybe caught...don't quarrel at all...but every morning fucvk him well..the relationship will end..on its own.
unfortunately many immature minds will see this as a stupid idea

But it works

Only the wise women knows how to keep a marriage

But feminist will drive her out of marriage with ill advice

They will drive her to 'singledom' and leave her alone to lick her wound
Crime › Re: Nigerian Girls Tricked Into Sex Slavery During Russia World Cup Rescued by Oblongata: 11:24am On Mar 07, 2019
Stupid liars! trick who? People wey leave naija find runs go Russia, una say dem trick dem...

See proper Allen ashana dey claim say dem trick dem...

Anyways, God bless una asylum struggle o
Celebrities › Re: Ogbonna Kanu Poses With His Beautiful Daughter In Lovely Pictures by Oblongata: 12:03pm On Mar 06, 2019
Great!

This should be his child from his ex, because I don't think that one that doesn't understand family values can birth such sweet daughter. ..
Celebrities › Re: "Being Single Will Save You A Thousand Times More Stress" - Juliet Ibrahim Says by Oblongata:
In present day Nigeria, many single ladies would prefer even to be in a wrong relationship than to be alone grin

It is the plain truth, many single ladies out there are more than available men, by nature men should be polygamous... that is why the population of single females surpass single males...

Feminist I am at home, come and beat me cool
Career › Re: What Does Consolidated Salary Actually Mean by Oblongata: 1:17pm On Mar 05, 2019
Consolidated salary has no bifurcations; you get all your allowances once...
E.g

If your basic salary is 100k

Your transportation allowance is 15k

Your house allowance is 20k

Clothing allowance is 5k

Feeding allowance is 20k

Your consolidated salary is 100+15+20+5+20=160k.

It is the same as gross salary

It is the addition of all allowances and basic salary

Income tax and all other deductions is yet to be deducted. If deducted, it becomes 'net salary'

Shalom!
Business › Re: Nigeria Records Trade Surplus Of N1.44tln In Q4 – NBS by Oblongata: 6:25am On Mar 04, 2019
This is a great news... slow and steady wins the race!!!
Health › Re: HELP : Name Of Infection by Oblongata: 12:37pm On Mar 02, 2019
shakmati:
Ok. Well, I once bought a new pair of boxers and wore without washing. I had itch and rashes all over my groin area same day I wore it. I removed it and washed. All rashes left and I never had the rashes again. Is there any new boxer you wore or wear without washing?
it is not only new boxers, once I used my boxers which had been in the cupboard for weeks after being worn only once but not washed, after I had rashes in my groin area... as you said you did not have unprotected sex please check your hygiene. ..

Buy mycoten cream and rub on the affected area... thank me later.
Celebrities › Re: Cute Photos Of Serving Nigerian NYSC Slay Queen Trends Online (photos) by Oblongata: 10:06am On Feb 28, 2019
Very cute and adorable. ..

I will love to give you a cuddle and a big kiss...

Of course, the dog!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Alph Lukau Resurrection Of A Dead Man: Funeral Parlour To Sue Him (Video) by Oblongata: 4:06pm On Feb 27, 2019
A dead body with no wool on his mouth and ears, and mouth wide open. .. is dat one a dead body?
Politics › Re: After Saraki, Who Would You Like To Be Your Next Senate President? by Oblongata: 1:46pm On Feb 27, 2019
Orji kalu or Okorocha

Please don't believe in that first timer nonsense because it is not in the constitution and the precedence was left by pdp, apc is majority now and anything can happen. ..
TV/Movies › Re: Name A Movie You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching by Oblongata: 11:19pm On Feb 25, 2019
Nickijoy:
Coco..
I don't know why I always watch this film all over all the time! Pixar really did a good job! It always gets me watery eyes embarassed
Politics › Re: APC Floors PDP, Wins Davido’s Uncle Seat In Osun by Oblongata: 9:15am On Feb 25, 2019
We are gonna miss many clowns in this coming senate; no dancing clown, no monkey on the mango tree, no caged donkey grin

Politics › Re: APC Floors PDP, Wins Davido’s Uncle Seat In Osun by Oblongata: 9:15am On Feb 25, 2019
Wonderful!
Politics › Re: APC Floors PDP, Wins Davido’s Uncle Seat In Osun by Oblongata: 9:13am On Feb 25, 2019
We are gonna miss many clowns in this coming senate; no dancing clown, no monkey on the mango tree, no caged donkey grin
Politics › Re: Now Saraki Has Lost, What Position Would He Hold In A Likely Atiku Govt? by Oblongata: 6:24am On Feb 25, 2019
If Atiku were to win, uche secondus would have to step down for Saraki..
Politics › Re: The Youngest King In Nigeria Meets With Delta State Governor (photos) by Oblongata: 6:17am On Feb 25, 2019
See as that mopol dey look the king in the first pics like 'see this small boy o'
Travel › Re: This Is The First Aircraft To Land In Nigeria; In Kano (photo) by Oblongata: 10:04pm On Feb 24, 2019
theoldpretender:
Because Nigerians want cheap airline.

One of the things that wrecked Nigeria airways was the refusal of many Nigerians to pay excess luggage costs.

Am sure if we set up an airline, people will insist on flying at 10000 per flight because we are an oil rich nation.And when the airline fails, ..
what wrecked the airline was bad mgt. Peops can refuse to pay for excess luggage if the mgt is bad, can same be said for British airways or delta?
Travel › Re: This Is The First Aircraft To Land In Nigeria; In Kano (photo) by Oblongata: 10:02pm On Feb 24, 2019
thatigboman:
nigeria airways nko?
where e dey?
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Apologizes After 'lying' She Doesn't Repeat Clothes by Oblongata:
They should just be calling her 'linda ikeji's sister ' because we don't know who she is
Health › Re: List Of Foods That Quicken The Ageing Process(photos) by Oblongata: 2:38pm On Feb 24, 2019
In short, make we no chop or drink pass banana and water like monkey. Thank you
Travel › Re: This Is The First Aircraft To Land In Nigeria; In Kano (photo) by Oblongata: 2:35pm On Feb 24, 2019
That was the beginning of flights in Nigeria. .. many decades later the country can't even boast of an airline.

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