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Politics › Re: Ganduje Speaks On Balkanization Of Kano Emirate by Oblongata: 3:49pm On May 10, 2019
This table you are rocking ehn...

When they come for your head sha remember you caused it...

Ask mr constituted authority
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Shares Eye-popping Photos by Oblongata: 3:41pm On May 10, 2019
Na wa o, i tut her eyes were popping
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Released By EFCC To Celebrate Birthday by Oblongata: 3:40pm On May 10, 2019
I no trust all these people, dem fit dey scam us... every thing be like setup

Like

Oya una go arrest me for 3 days come release me on my birthday, how much una go collect?
Politics › Re: "This Is The Reason Ganduje Wants To Remove Emir Sanusi" - Twitter User by Oblongata: 8:40pm On May 08, 2019
SLS is a great dude that work with principles of truth...

Ganduje can not work with someone that will not wag tail for a few dollar wads...

Buhari does not give a hoot about any of them, he was only concerned about his votes

Tinubu is watching closely, he seems to be a great prospective beneficiary of all these

.Atiku no see all these

Some lazy yoots will soon storm here to guard Their lords...

We are all divided in Nigeria

I weep for the next generation embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama, Amanda Graduates From College (photo) by Oblongata: 8:32pm On May 08, 2019
ajebuter:
University is called college in US

While what we call secondary school here is called High school in US
University is called University anywhere in the world. .. and so also is college every where, not just Usa...

College is an institution that offers only undergraduate degrees while University offers both undergraduate and post graduate courses.

We only get it misconstrued in Nigeria

Many private Universities in Nigeria should be called colleges
Travel › Re: I Am Confused, Please Advise - Australia MBA by Oblongata: 2:34pm On Apr 19, 2019
Sir why do you think you might never be selected for a pr?
Pets › Re: Chimpanzee Pelts Girl With Its Feces At The U.I Zoo by Oblongata: 12:34pm On Apr 19, 2019
Don't feed the animals! !!
Romance › Re: Ugandan Couple Arrested For Screaming During Sex, Land In Court (Photo) by Oblongata: 4:08am On Apr 19, 2019
Lazy yoots!

See time wey dem dey hustle for ftc...
Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Narrates How His Landlady Lockup His Friends Who Visits Him by Oblongata: 4:04am On Apr 19, 2019
Life is too short, all these lagos landlady ehn...

By his grace, we will build our houses after we have hustled hard... (amen).
Politics › Re: North-east Groups Write Oshiomhole, Endorse Goje As Senate President by Oblongata: 4:00am On Apr 19, 2019
So sure Lawan will emerge the next sp...

APC leaders would not want another saraki to occur!
Nairaland General › Re: FRSC Men Involved In Auto Crash In Ibadan. by Oblongata: 3:08pm On Apr 12, 2019
God please help us o, e remain those useless VIO'S wey ajimobi wan use chop our money run
NYSC › Re: Kaduna Corpers Backing Their Bed Like Baby After Waking Up Late. Photos by Oblongata: 12:03pm On Apr 12, 2019
donbachi:
Don't they blow bigo in that camp?
oga it is not bingo, it is beagle. ..
Crime › Re: 50-Year-Old Man Stabs His 60-Year-Old Neighbour For Romancing His Granddaughter by Oblongata: 7:00pm On Apr 10, 2019
Bad news for NCAN, you must change the name to Afonja or Igbo... grin

Properties › Re: Get This Property At It's Best Price by Oblongata: 8:55am On Apr 09, 2019
Asgafrealtors:
Thanks it has been edited
next time, just click on 'report' when you see a scammer, don't plead with them.thank you! Hopefully I will call you for the house if all my plan works out soonest!
Asgafrealtors:
Can you please delete this your post or I report you to the admin?
Properties › Re: Get This Property At It's Best Price by Oblongata: 8:31am On Apr 09, 2019
Which area?
Celebrities › Re: Woli Agba And Wife, Olaife Celebrate 2nd Wedding Anniversary by Oblongata: 8:59am On Apr 08, 2019
See as this guy dey fine and fresh...

And dele dey short

No wonder dele dey ves grin
Crime › Re: Police Force Dismisses Cop Who Killed Kolade Johnson by Oblongata: 8:56am On Apr 05, 2019
They should organize boys that will go to their family house and drag their family members on the street with slaps like these retards do to common citizens... they should torture that fat one till he becomes a broom...

You are an ediot if you Pity any sars
Crime › Re: Police Nabbed A Man Who Cut Off Rapist Pen*s, Cooked It, And Force Him To Eat. by Oblongata: 7:38am On Apr 04, 2019
This dude here should be given national honors...
Romance › Re: Foursome Goes Wrong As Two Undergraduates From Imo State Looses Consciousness by Oblongata: 7:34am On Apr 04, 2019
Ehya...Rip to the dead

If you ever fall for all these nairabet scammers then you can never make it in life again grin

How can some very broke and smelling niggas promise to make you a millionaire?
Celebrities › Re: Olabisi Monsurat Dies From Complications 10 Days After Childbirth by Oblongata: 12:16pm On Apr 03, 2019
May God endlessly punish all these stupid nairabet ediots that keep posting on every thread, hit like to fire them thunder. ..
Crime › Re: Man Killed By SARS Kolade Johnson,was The Only Parent's Child And Had A Baby Boy by Oblongata: 8:31am On Apr 01, 2019
Sars on the beat. . .
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Being Blessed By His Mum As He Leaves For Battle Field: Photo by Oblongata: 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2019
Very touching. ..

But mehn I cannot come and pray for my son after joining Naija army sha...

Na to disown am b4 he go jam bomb...

American army dey I no go

UK army dey I no go

I no join customs dey shop money

I no join Police dey manage ten ten kobo

The boy na bah sense
Politics › Re: Why Are The Yoruba So Obsessed With Igbos On Twitter? by Oblongata: 5:47pm On Mar 30, 2019
I blame NDLEA for this senseless post...
Romance › Re: First Time Anal Sex That Easy Without Lubricant? by Oblongata: 5:42pm On Mar 30, 2019
That sex must have been awful grin

OR you gay as fvck shocked

Either way, why tell us the whole story? The last few lines would have worked! !!

I don't advice gay or gay wannabes so bye
Crime › Re: Man Killed While Trying To Separate Fight Between Couple In Anambra. Photos by Oblongata: 4:27pm On Mar 29, 2019
Abeg, i take God beg you. .. No try separate fight at all, even if you be referee no try am...

Many people wey dey prison na fight dem go separate!
Education › Re: Ogungbemi Tolulope, Best Graduating Student UNILAG, Physiotherapy Department by Oblongata: 8:17am On Mar 29, 2019
Slay queen toh bad...

Not all those 'please send me recharge card'
Romance › Re: Its My Wedding Day by Oblongata: 6:49am On Mar 29, 2019
Omo, to chop party jollof plus ogunfe just dey hungry me since anyhow, anybody know the scientific name of this disease?

To the oversabi poster above, is it your privacy?
Crime › Re: Army Officer Shot Dead By His Bodyguard In Sierra Leone (Graphic Photos) by Oblongata: 6:47am On Mar 29, 2019
He is a dead man walking. .. thank God he took his frustration on a fellow soldier.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Speaks On Thin Tall Tony As A Taxi Driver, Slams Critics by Oblongata:
Great one, God bless all of our hustles...

If you are out there and work just because you don't want to inconvenient any baggar, kudos to you

If you are lazy...na oyo you dey

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