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sherylng:
hehehe....show me what u got

Only my tongue. No di.c.k

sherylng:
what's the deal?

To lick your pussy until orgasm

biacan:
You can go back to the slum where you belong

Babe, for replying to the post, you are not true to your signature.

Why is this in (not in) front page ?

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


it shall not be well with the person that covered the boy's cucumber with something.......


Is it your joystick?

Why do you want to see a joystick that will never be yours to enjoy

biacan:
Pay her 7k for the up keep of the kids..... is that money for recharge card or what Make him pay 50k because things are expensive now

You are out of your mind

Nonsense. A country v clubside. FIFA will not count it as an international match

But she will like the kissing

Nchetttaa:
Hahaha.. Chai, laugh wan kill me.. Nairalanders can insult for Africa .. Very offensive sort of people. They will always find a fault in anything..

Not really. It is the arrogance of that ugly woman that attracts the insults. Humility is clearly lacking in her life

I have the best car in the world. It never fails me and it carry me wherever and whenever

JaneMafrodite:
I am hoorny right now and want to suck a Pernis.
The rain has raining in my side so i am feeling cold.
I dont know if anyman is weeling to offer me his joystick.

Are you rich?

MissRaine69:
At least he knows he is not the father but he is prepared to be one. Many men are not the fathers and they don’t know about it .

The pair are adults and what they have opted to do is entirely up to them. Disapproving won’t change it.

Best response so far. Well done

Safiaa:
Yes she is doing you a favour. You chased her not the other way round, you went out of your way to patronise her and she accepted you out of many so she’s doing YOU a favour.
She’s taking herself off the dating market in her prime.
She’s giving you her body (most times)
She’s trusting you with her time and biological clock
She’s risking her emotional state being with you.

The least you can do is reciprocate the favour by being financially supportive. The problem with you guys is, you just want to take take take and not give anything in return. It’s bad.

This is a type of lady I am praying to AVOID

This shocks me.
I always thought Ladies are honest

BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE EVER!!




Choose to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling.


Always answer the phone when your husband/wife is calling and when possible, try to keep your phone off when you’re together with your spouse.


Make time together a priority. Budget for a consistent date night. Time is the “currency of relationships” so consistently invest time into your marriage.




Surround yourself with friends who will strengthen your marriage and remove yourself from people who may tempt you to compromise your character.


Make laughter the soundtrack of your marriage. Share moments of joy, and even in the hard times, find reasons to laugh.


In every argument, remember that there won’t be a “winner” and a “loser.” You are partners in everything so you’ll either win together or lose together. Work together to find a solution.




Remember that a strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It’s usually a husband and wife taking turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak.Prioritize what happens in the bedroom. It takes more than sex to build a strong marriage, but it’s nearly impossible to build a strong marriage without it!


Remember that marriage isn’t 50-50, divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It’s not splitting everything in half, but both partners giving everything they’ve got!


Give your best to each other, not your leftovers after you’ve given your best to everyone else.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone else’s. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Don’t put your marriage on hold while you’re raising your kids or else you’ll end up with an empty nest and an empty marriage.


Never keep secrets from each other. Secrecy is the enemy of intimacy.


Never lie to each other. Lies break trust and trust is the foundation of a strong marriage.


When you’ve made a mistake, admit it and humbly seek forgiveness. You should be quick to say, “I was wrong. I’m sorry. Please forgive me.”




When your husband/wife breaks your trust, give them your forgiveness instantly which will promote healing and create the opportunity for trust to be rebuilt. You should be quick to say, “I love you. I forgive you. Let’s move forward.”


Be patient with each other. Your spouse is always more important that your schedule.


Model the kind of marriage that will make your sons want to grow up to be good husbands and your daughters want to grow up to be good wives.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone Else. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Never talk badly about your spouse to other people or vent about them online. Protect your spouse at all times and in all places.


Always wear your wedding ring. It will remind you that you’re always connected to your spouse and it will remind the rest of the world that you’re off limits!


Connect into a community of faith. A good church can make a world of difference in your marriage and family.


Pray together. Every marriage is stronger with God in the middle of it.


When you have to choose between saying nothing or saying something mean to your spouse, say nothing every time!


Never consider divorce as an option. Remember that a “perfect marriage” is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

What is so special about sex anyway? It so grossly overated and any man that cannot do without it will be forever under the women control.

TheUpsetGirl1:
the guy off course, we are doing them a favour by having sex with them.

ladies can stay for 1year without sex but naija guys can't.

You are not making sense. Some what about me that stay without sex for three years, did I die?

funmisticqueen:
if their fathers were sole breadwinners, why should their case be different. today's generation of men have an entitlement mentality and expect to be spoonfed by their wives. they will then blame the economy for their lack of perseverance.

Will you advise you brothers to die struggling for their wives?

This thread is the best I have read in Nairaland since I joined 10 years ago. I have always said rich men should avoid broke ladies like a parasitic virus.

Hungry broke ladies won't like this thread

SapphirePRINCEX:
Bye bye

But my own broke lady get ambition Sha so, I am rich!!!!!

I am a ready made man looking for a ready made lady.

SapphirePRINCEX:
Haaaaa from your signature abeg lemme stay my Lane o

Yes, don't cross my Lane if you are a broke lady

SapphirePRINCEX:
Hehehhehe okay, do be in the mood soon enough and ehhh tell me o

Some of us in the UK are moody due to bad weather and the stress of teaching teenagers is getting to me as I am always busy but I like my job. Besides, I don't like posting much in public. You can inbox or pm me if you want.

What about a guy like me with a huge dick?

SapphirePRINCEX:
Please tell me more
What makes a woman need sex more?

I am not in the mood, please.

I believe a broke guy should be looking for a rich lady, just like broke ladies are doing. We should be striving for equality of opportunities.

At the end of the day. Na who you know matters

MissRaine69:
Not just any testicular pain ....that could be when someone kicks you in the balls
But if you keep getting aroused and then nothing happens the balls will suffer

Please do not encourage promiscuousity. The balls doesn't suffer anything. Men don't need sex as society will lead you to believe. It is women who need sex more.

Op the side effects are the Spiritual, Biological and Physical strengths.

Differential:
You dodged a bullet by not marrying him.

It maybe the guy that dodge bullets if you will have the opportunity to hear him out. Some women are pure evils

Real men should be able to eat a woman poo

AntiBrutus:
Demolish even good.
Them done excavate am
Guys are bad!!!

Good for you. I hope you paid those n.iggers good money

AntiBrutus:
He keeps repeating that circumcised bullshii.
How many circumcised women has he seen? ??

That guy should stop using his village, rigid sexual partners or lack of sexual prowess to throw blanket statements ahbeg.

E get guys wey dey demolish pussies every day/week and they have never seen a circumcised lady.

We all know your pussy has been DEMOLISHED