₦airaland Forum

RapistOnBail:
Christianity, the bedrock of POLITICS

So divided in administration. You hear Catholics, Living faith, Christ embassy, Goshen, Christ Apostle, Olumba Olumba, and a Hundred thousandth of these churches.

Funny, they all try to win their fellow Christians to their parish. You hear them saying, come to my church and find salvation. Don’t go to that other church. You won’t find salvation there.

Happy Easter brethren

Goshen is a branch of Living Faith, not a church on its own.

pocohantas:
Pic 1: Fresh shrimps. The small one is N100, the big one is N200. I bought 3 @ N500

Pic 2: Crabs @ 6 for N500

Pic 3: Croaker fish. Didn’t bother asking how much. Just liked the view.

Pic 4: Tilapia fish. Bought 1 @ N1800. I priced her N1000 and she asked me in Yoruba “my daughter, have I annoyed you before?” I replied “rara Ma”, then she said, “price me well na” Anyway, I heard I can get it cheaper elsewhere, but I didn’t want to go far or to a crowded market. She cleaned it too, very nice women.

Op I'm so in love with your picture quality, abeg what's the secret?

gurunlocker:



When Nigerians want to help, they do so.... We are great people, even though there are still a lot of bag eggs among us.


Nigeria, Great nation!!!

NIGERIA, GOOD PEOPLE, BAD LEADERS!!!

omale88:
one mudu(measure) of raw popcorn for a perfect red(creamy red not blood red)you don't put more than halve bottle cap of colour,for green you can put same quantity as red so also for blue,but as for yello two bottle caps should be okay,I used to run a big popcorn factory ,my stainless steel pot and gas burner is up for sale,it's big enough to pop two measures in one go.

You could have pressed on!

Pictorial advert please!

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michlins:
If I survive this 2020, nothing will scare me again in life.

It has been one hell of scary ride for me personally

You'll surely survive it.
God's got your back bro, brace up!!!

Muslims don't take life to be a scare commodity, hence their nonchalant attitude towards the (cause of) deaths.

640 deaths equals verbal autopsy, when it's over a thousand then they'll resume practical autopsy.
Only God knows how many of them have left the shores of Kano to other States so as to make the deaths even.

Nna eh, see market!!!
neat, tidy, clean...
Garki and Utako markets come see una mate.

0040032262
GTB.

THANK YOU!!!!

Nathaniel Bassey's

There's indeed FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!
Enough already, what??
It's gradually becoming a norm this season.

Nigerians make Una run o, me I don take cover under His blood!!!

Just negodu!
What is causing these recent fire outbreaks when offices are supposedly on lockdowns?
What are they not telling us?
What is really happening behind the scenes?

Op your headline is misleading. What do you mean by hungry Abuja residents? I'm in Abuja, I am not hungry neither was I involved in the act so why generalize it?

Se mi, modify your topic idagha'm ke usop!

Thought they said those pictures of Chadian President with his soldiers fighting Boko Haram were not what it seemed?

Now what?
According to "Chadian Embassy" in Nigeria, those pictures were from some event that happened in 2015.
Now what?
Presidency what do you have to say regarding this upper cut?

I heard one member of the presidency has relocated to Sambisa forest so as to hide his face from the unbearable shame.

Totilopussylick:
Because chinko can’t be trusted

Yes o! Not after the maltreatment of Nigerians over there in China, thanks to that patriotic Nigerian (Dr. Lawal) who stood up for them.

Only God knows the motive behind their coming! In any case, evil shall slay the wicked.

Gkay1:
All of us we are broke too

Minus Me!!!

Ewedegubbler:
ugly bleached up old hag.. tufiakwa

And that's somebody's mother o! I believe you had or have one? CONTINUE

Gkay1:
Na bele or pregnant.
Unmarried is bele while married is pregnant.
Well congrats.
Who is the lucky man.

Either ways pikin na pikin; just as all die na die. Underlying factors not withstanding.

MAKE WAY FOR THE REAL GIANT OF AFRICA!!!


President talk and do, kudos for this great feat.

Davash222:
One of the reasons i want to become a Monk.
Marriage these days is scary.

For where, scary ke? Me like this, I MUST MARRY O, even if every other marriage may go sour, mine must be different for good. Somebody has to stop the evil trend mbok.

What is my confidence ...MARRIAGE IS HONORABLE (above all); also, it is Only the BLESSING OF GOD THAT MAKES RICH WITHOUT ANY SORROW ADDED TO IT.
So therefore, my marriage will be honorable, because it's His blessing.

Mine will be the best oooo, Nairaland make una hear me!!!

Why buy a house when I may not be sleeping in it with my two eyes closed. What is the guarantee of my safety therein


SAFETY FIRST!!! We need security for our lives and property, then housing.

NwaAmaikpe:




A well deserved win to Kidjo.
The content of her songs are out of this world. She is a mix of Maya Angelou and Miriam Makeba.

Music lovers and genuine content critics like myself would have given up on the credibility and essence of the Grammy Awards if another undeserving artiste had won this.

Sentiments aside, Nigeria is yet to replicate another Fela Kuti in the global music sphere.
Fela is the only Nigerian deserving of a Grammy.

Because music is not about dancesteps or groupie trends but about a movement, a message, reawakening a consciousness and yet the melody.
This is a reality lost on today's Nigerian artistes aside from Asa who lacks in consistency.

Till your music can be accepted by Pastors, Imams, Youths, elders, global leaders, United Nations and illiterates, then you stand a chance of being an African Album or winning a foreign award in Music.

Nigeria and Nigerians must understand that club bangers do not translate to foreign awards in global music.

Well Said!

iRyan:
Christianity and Islam are very similar in terms of the values and tenets they teach.

Very Similar indeed look up for the meaning of similarity again mbok.

Which Christianity? Certainly not the one I'm privileged to belong.

tropaz:
The worst thing is; these retired OLOSHOS will end up with one innocent decent guy.

I bet you, as ignorant as the one that engaged them in the act. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ONLY.

You may be "ignorant", another isn't.

And one Muslim guy for my office dey worry me on top marriage Mata; with all these...?

Indeed, ''do not be unequally yoked with an unbeliever'' issa reality.
Ubok Abasi o!!!

Hmmmmmm!
All these reforms just to defecate o

THANK YOU JESUS for making me a freeborn of God!

Gallantly flexing Christianity.

Babara1994:
How can someone's pant cause you to be rich?? Mumu everywhere. If you believe this works, you're a fool. Africans and their silly mentality.

STINKING RICH na!

Cutehector:
This girl is very sexy!

If to say na naija babe na u go scream OLOSHO!!! Make God forgive una.

Why expose to public eyes what you hold in high esteem? Some girls dey try sha o to condone such.
Nudity don't work well with me; I had to break up with someone I sincerely loved because he kept mounting pressure on me to send him my nudes whenever we chat.
My nudity I believe is for "YOUR" eyes only mbok!

iammo:




Foolishness at its peak, you went to the market.. you saw Lake rice, Coscharis Rice, Dangote rice, Umza rice, Mama Pride, Olams rice, and Labana rice, you covered your eyes and went straight to rice being sold inside wheel barrow by an Abokiii trader, now you are disturbing us online
Even if Buhari opens the border to satisfy this Investigative Dunce's smuggled rice addiction, me and my family would continue eating local rice because it is very sweet and i cant be using my own money to make ungratefull african countries richer


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Wow! You sure do know them by name, how impressive!
Please, which is the best amongst them? I need value for my money mbok.

Freemanbobble:
Shut up spiritual man

We all believe in mysticism, spiritism and diabolism in this part of the world
Always go for check up regularly
Africans are a disgrace
And Nigerians are cursed

Against the odds of your spewing,
NIGERIANS ARE BLESSED!
Take it or leave it.

Bola146:
Congratulations... I use them as a point of contact to those looking for a wonderful life partner, that God should answer us

Ameeeeeen!
WONDER-FULL life partner is mine in Jesus' Name, AMEN!!!