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Yoruba

The day I boarded her bus in Lagos, fear wan kill me, make she nor throw us inside Bush,, but I was surprised she sabi

Is he Yorba, thought it's only bifraud that are into ritual killings while d yorbas are saints

How many languages/tribes are there in ghana?

CreekReporter:
stop this childish yarn abeg.
there was a similar thread yesterday about a Lamborghini made by a Hausa man in Kaduna and I did not see people shouting Hausas are the most creative people and all that stuff.

so please shut it. or better still you can say Nigerians are creative.

***in eldee the Don's voice ***,,



Why u dey vex
Is it ur mb?

Oh greece!!!
lemme comment,others are commenting
i fit'nt carry last

Igbo man loves money..!

Igbo man is greedy...!

Igbo man loves money...!

As in how? Since the civil war, there have
not been any Igbo man who is a president,
of Nigeria, what we had were the same
people who don't like money, the same
people who are not greedy, the same people
who don't like wealth, these people have
rubbish Nigeria.

•They don't like money but they stole and
control 80% of the oil blocs in Nigeria.

•They are not greedy, but the have grip
there self to power and want to control
Nigeria as there investment.

•They don't like wealth but they bankrupt
Nigeria, as a matter of fact they introduce
paddy paddy system of governance(steal
make I steal system of government)
For 40years NO electricity, NO good roads,
NO water supply, education system is dead,
POOR medical equipments, infact NO
hosptals. Nigerians don't know metro train
(underground), sky train, or even cable train.
NO skyscrapers, What of security? ZERO, civil
servants and teachers salary NOT paid as
when due and the young politicians now
see these things as a norm.
After the war, Igbos were given equivalent
of N20, with that we have move from a war
torn Igboland to the richest region in the
country, they people who treated us with
hate still propagates us. One thing anybody
who cares must know is Igbos are
industrious, Innovative, creative, and
disciplined to there career or profession.

BY
Honeyhandsome Ezenwa Emmanuel

1toRtoiSe1:
these ones won't ever clamour for biafra. Why?


Look below.




Smart Igbos
They believe in one nigeria and are benefiting from it. A few of them are listed below.

T.A Orji

Very much hated by the people of Abia state and majority of igbos for the way they believe he governed the state. The unity of Nigeria has seen him become a senator of the populous black nation. The clamour for biafra makes no sense to him cos he's enjoying immunity.

Phyno

Sings with Olamide and Lil kesh who are yoruba boys or better yet nigerians. This enables him smile to the bank. He won't want a biafran country where his fan base will be limited to his brothers alone.

Precious Chikwendu

A beauty queen who now dates Femi fani-kayode, a man hated by the igbos for reeling out the names of igbo woman he has dated before. If she cares about biafra and hates yorubas as directed by Nnamdi Kanu, she won't have the opportunity to be in a relationship with a handsome former minister of aviation. Wise girl.

Ekweremadu

I don't think the deputy senate president of the federal republic of nigeria would entertain any talk of biafra when he's currently living large in abuja. A man of that position stands a better chance of clamouring for biafra.



Mikel Obi

The green white green jersey saw him rise to being a superstar. He can never regret playing for the Zoo. If asked to choose between the Zoo and Biafran national team, he'll certainly choose the Zoo over and over again.

bianca ojukwu

She is the wife of the late biafra warlord, Ojukwu. She's currently representing the Zoo as an ambassador in spain. She definitely doesn't see herself as a biafran because of the bumper pay she receives from the Zoo.


Nnamdi Kanu


Lives in london and flies about with a passport giving to him by the Zoo.





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Gullible igbos

These ones blame all their failures on Nigeria which they call a Zoo. They wake up every morning to recite the Zoo's national anthem and salute the Zoo's flag hoisted in every banks, schools and institution in their beloved biafra. When filling a form, they state the Zoo as their nationality. They voted massively in the Zoo's last election. The Zoo pays their men who work for them. Even with all of these and many more, they still think they aren't also baboons in the Zoo they call Nigeria.



I believe if they were as rich as the smart igbos mentioned above, biafra would be the last thing on their lips.




God bless SW, SE, SS, NW, NE and NC.

One Nigeria

yoruba people be like


Haaa, igbo /biafra thread

Who cares

Small sophisticated dicks

IlekeHD:
I hope the teacher isn't from the west.

yes he is,his name kikelomo was shortened to ike

I have absolutely nothing to say

It works, maybe cos its a new sim

Come my side of lagos, its common

I goro afia without receipt

Pidgin-to buy market without receipt

Meaning-to enter one chance


I golugo nkita na Onu enwe

Pidgin-person wey buy dog for the price of monkey

Meaning-to enter one chance


Pia trottle

Pidgin-march trottle

Meaning-leave here



Kam nukwa na echi aburo afia

Pidgin-make i hear say tomorow no be market

Meaning-make i hear



I kwanye weavon ni isi/i tinye ife n'isi

Pidgin-to put some thing for head

Meaning-to smoke weed



Gbado ya there

Pidgin-hold am there


Meaning-shut up






Otu onitsha sayings/slangs

if yoruba leaders cant come out to condemn the lagos oba's threat or dr ariyo or the hausa leaders boko haram,the nnamdi kanu should ride on

I dont support nnamdi kanu,but whats the diff btw nnamdi and dr ariyo and the zenophobic oba riliwan?,have any yoruba come to condemn their talks,no,they are even protesting that igbos should respect their oba or leave lagos
abeg leave matta for mattais

Yolibas are cursed

SW

Opc don copy massob for giving ultimatums.. Lolsssssssssssss

francizy:
I can relate to this. Seen my sister make up before, although she doesn't twist her mouth like that your bf, but she spends close to an hour making up.

Don't know if it's cuz she's a make up artists tho..

pishure of your sis making up or migrate to west germany

in flavour's voice
# ifuzianu,kpom onye igbo,maka na abum onyeigbo,igbo amaka
if you see me call me onye igbo,maka na abum onyeigbo,igbo amaka

ndigbo na edozi obodo
ndigbo na emepe obodo#

in igboland you are not a rich man until you have helped alot people


in my next life if i dont come as onyeigbo,i want to come back as a tree in igboland

Lostwordical-(n)seeing an interesting thread as this and get lost for the right word to use

Malawian:
and we use "ANI".

you use ani too?,thats good soon odenigboaroli will come and tell you how ur town dont speak ''original idenmili dialect'' lolz

OdenigboAroli:
What part of Idenmili are you from?? I am from the northern Idenmili and Umuoji to be precise and when old people pronounce land in my town they use the "Ana" version. Like aja ana,ana okofiah,Anamalu(name). And mind you if you are from southern Idenmili like Awka etiti,Oraukwu and Nnobi what you speak cant be said to be a pure Idenmili dialect.

the old people in my town pronounce it as Ani,the oldest villa in my town is uruezeani

,we bear ezeani as surname, the name of my late grandpa is Aniebuka,why is it hard for u to accept it that way nd move on?must we all speak like your umuoji people?
Yes i am from idemili south,to me there is no such thing as idemili dialect cos no two towns speaks same in idemili not even towns which shares a common boundary

Btw,oraukwu is idemili north nd not south,thanks

tonychristopher:
lol
ndi ide nna
we still dont kill eke..do u?

lol....we dont ooooo,i asked my mum why,she simply said becos it is our nwadiani ,,,,,lol

tonychristopher:
I never knew you have encountered that dialect but it is going...missed my grandma and her funny way of speaking igbo like singing song


are you from where nna

am from idemili south ,,i have lived with many people frm there

tonychristopher:
lol your so correct ...like bread ...we drag it like breeeeedi and that dialect is unique to us...it sounds as if we are singing


lol..but it is going extinct or it has gone extinct

yes,i havent seen any younger person speaking that way,only people in their 40s and 50s ftom there that speak that wAy ,its sad really

tonychristopher:
Its only you and bigfrancis21 can know this ..pls my area in anambra the igbo ukwu, amichi, osumenyi.ukpo and those nnewi zones have different dialects but to a non anambra they will think it is the common anambra but we from that zone (Nnewi South) have a peculiar way of speaking kind of dragging and sing song anambra dialect..it sounds like they are dragging igbo and singing it..though it is going extinct only old people can speak my village and igbo ukwu dialect fluently we the young ones speak the common anambra language

if you have heard a typical igbo ukwu, ichida, amichi and osumenyi dude speak....what dialect is that


biko tunye onu na ihea

your part of nnewi drag word like my ekwulobia guy does,even igbo-nkwo(igbo ukwu) too,word like shop he pronounces as shooopu as if he is singing it,,lol

OdenigboAroli:
Traditions.

i dont understand,pls expanciate,,