₦airaland Forum

iamswizz: I wish i could marry 1 of em........3rd to comment

so that she can start cooking and cleaning for you, so typical of Nigerian men, they see something very good , take it home and turn it into their pillow and rid it of all it;s potentials.

rafhell: something tell me that you and all your family members are okada riders.
sorry oo. i understand your fear. but make you try understand what fashola is saying. the ban on okada is not a total ban. it is just to ban them from plying certain route like the express ways. no be fashola fault say u and all ur family no go school. olodo

I must say that you are a big fool to think that all okada riders didn't go to school. I once came out of silverbird on a hot afternoon and saw one of the guys that we served together in Ekiti state riding an okada. I also just realized that i have a relative who has been working in a soap and detergent manufacturing company that had some problems and laid almost all staff off, he used N70,000 out of the little money he had saved and started okada business while looking for another job, now tell me you idiot which of the 2 people mentioned above didn't go to school.

scopusng: Shut up my friend,what lively hood.It could be your turn.I guess if you have had a relation that had died from bike accident I know you won't be naive to talk about lively hood.Go to Abuja,Portharcourt also Akwa Ibom bike are banned and nothing happened. Una see Fashola finish.

You need to go to that port harcourt that you mentioned and see that a lot has happened, soya spots use vultures as chicken, community maim and kill students who are allegedly thieves, armed robbers wear police uniform and rob the masses etc and the Gov buys a Jet. If you have been to PH after okada was stopped and you didnt have a car, then you would know that the problem of the masses is the GOvernment.

idesignwebsite: So because of that,he should watch them die everyday abi and kill innocent passenger with them.I am sure if u go to Igbobi majority of the patient are Okada riders flaunting the rules.

How dumb can you be?

idowuswap: Igbo don they kill themselves becus of money again they want money by all means

to the typical dumb Yoruba, everybody that is not hausa and in the south or east is Igbo.

Imagine a leader saying N300 million is not enough to provide relief materials to people, last time i checked that was almost $2 million, that would do wonders in places like Haiti and south sudan, but not Nigeria. God can we continue like this in NIgeria.

woodboi: Make u Stella or woteva she called herself get a life and find something reasonable to do. Why take pleasure in his case all because u won do tatafo...Abeg jim tidy d gurl if u can, no pee. All dis I want to b celeb overnight gurlz. Blogmafoot!

You are obviously as ignorant as jim iyke, stella is a seasoned celebrity gossip reporter, she is the mother of all bloggers of today, she was there with encomium before people like linda ikeji was born

Good luck believing the National Enquirer, First of all Micheal Jackson never converted to anything, secondly because she is wearing a veil doesn't mean she has converted, she is wearing it to please the qatari, they are celebrities remember, so they can do anything to please the people around them.

In Nigeria, where we are both traditional/cultural and religious at the same time, often times, the interest of both clash and we are left to choose.
Personally, i had to choose between a tradition of impregnating my fiancee and having a white Pentecostal wedding in church. And i chose the former. ( which did not go down well with my fiancee and almost ended the relationship).

have you ever had to make a choice between a family or cultural tradition and religion.
Kindly share yours here.

It takes a little article to get the typical Nigerian talking and pointing accusing fingers, how would KWAM 1 want to marry her? and have you confirmed from all those guys mentioned that they really had affairs with her. Most of those guys are not guys that would want to marry her, and saying they left her because of her wayward ways is simply pot calling kettle black.


Ps. This story was sponsored by Dino melaiye, the play boy activist.

People have flings , so deal with it.

slap1: Where's the Funke Akindele story? I wanna read it!

Here it is, hot and fresh! pay per click!


https://www.nairaland.com/1079176/im-seven-months-pregnant-funke

Wow Africans are ugly. OMG!

this is just the beginning.

I believe it is national sized cockroaches and rodents and they would be fumigated( fed) with the money in N5000 notes.

Despite the widespread condemnation that greeted the planned fumigation of the Ministry with N43 million, the Ministry in a statement on Monday stated that “the proposed annual budget for cleaning and fumigating the premises of the ministry at N43,381,673 is certainly within the parameters of industry standards.”

The statement signed by the Senior Special Assistant to the Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Mr Paul C Nwabuikwu, noted that “it is also important to keep in mind that the ministry is facing serious structural and environment challenges which have made these services very necessary” as he seeks to explain the need for the fumigation.

The Ministry has faced a massive outcry following a breakdown of the 2013 budget that revealed that the nation’s treasury will be spending that much on fumigation.

Responding to the backlash, the Ministry claimed it total budget proposal of N5,599,576,180, “represents 0.11% of the entire budget estimates”, while “the budget for the Ministry together with its agencies is N14,759,952,111.”

“This comes to 0.30% of the total budget” it explained, adding that “the provisions made for personnel, overheads, sitting allowances and travels, training and so on are modest and justifiable.”

The statement listed the agencies as Debt Management Office, Budget Office of the Federation, Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, Investment and Securities Tribunal and the National Insurance Commission.

The statement from the Ministry, urged Nigerians to “keep in mind that the ministry pays for a lot of studies and investigations done for other parts of government in various areas of economic reform, including pensions, public service reforms, housing and mortgage etc.”

“It also hosts experts from within and outside the country in technical sessions and meetings in line with its mandate” Mr Nwabuikwu stated.

The statement concluded that the Ministry under the leadership of Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is “very conscious of its key role and will continue to lead by example in areas under its mandate.”

“The focus as always is on managing the finances of the country in a manner that protects and enhances the interests of the country” it concluded.http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/10/15/okonjo-iweala-defends-budget-of-n43million-to-fumigate-ministry-of-finance/

The long and short of it is don't go to a country which English is not their main and official language, and a lot of countries fall into that category, it is difficult, even in india, where English is supposedly their second official language,it is difficult in most schools to cope as a lot of the high school grads can't speak english and so are the universities and colleges and centres facilitators , so beware. Dont waste your time or money.

i just knew there was no way, nairalanders would keep talking about the price of garri that it would not eventually be affected. That is the power of the people, and it was really silly for seun and his people to ban people because of garri comments, so silly,have they never had freedom of speech, if seun ever contests for anything in Nigeria, that would be used against him.

my dear poster, coke is different from coca cola. The ones sold in Nigeria would bring back your nausea and to prevent kidney stones you are better off drinking water, when i travelled out i realised that what we drink here is just coca cola not coke.

gennym: i cannot believe my ears...this is absolutely unacceptable..this Esuth is so notorious..this is not d first time
God have mercy

You are obviously one of them, did you use your ears to read the post?

someone said, that senegal is 95% islamic. Totally explains it.

a lot of you are saying shit , well the only reason a MD would resign is when the forth can no longer hold, that means the bank is coming down. I knew those banks would eventually crash, i said it before, all those new banks would go. Thank you sanusi.

This is presently circulating on facebook, i dont know how true it is, i don't think Nigerian commit suicide like this

Ijebulogic: Mr President: Morning Team
Psychophants: Moring Sa!!, Long Live Nigeria Sir, Long Live Madam sir!!, Morin Sir.
Mr President: Okay, straight to business. Please give me highlights of the main issues we need to address this week.
Psychophants: Commander in Chief, we are facing the biggest national disaster of our time sir, the people are dying in floods sir, even my grandmother's house in some unknown village that contributes nothing to our GDP is flooded sir. The people are screaming for help, the Ministries are screaming for funds. we need funds sir - that is, cash, dollars, faroukas, Kudi, moneeee!!!
President: Oh that is terrible. So let me understand this, is this flooding a national or localised issue
Adviser: Localised sir, we have found that....
Psychophant: Please, please please, Mr adviser, you are not on top of the matter. Mr President this is a National disaster and the funding must reflect federal character. The desert areas of the north must get funds, also the people who already live on water in the creeks must be well funded. Areas like Lagos, run by that opposition party, Action Group or so dont need any funds, they have plenty money. But back to the issue of funds sir, we need money fast fast sir. fast!!!
Mr President: Okay, thank God we have the Ecological Fund and competent Ministers and Agencies to handle this issue
Adviser: You are right sir, the Ecological fund invested in Treasury Bills and Government Bonds and by my estimate should be worth about...
Psychophants: Haba Mr adviser, why do you mislead us?? Mr President, the Ecological fund has been wiped out by the global financial crisis and all the inaction of the CBN. In fact sir, i think we need to invite the Governor of the CBN to come and tell us what happened to the fund. I think we should use the money from Government savings sir!
Mr President: Okay and modalities to be managed my NEMA, Ministry of Environment, Ministry of Agric, Housing and Works?
Psychphants (shout in unison): No sir, this is politically sensitive and affects all arms of Government. We should run by an objective committee sir.
Mr President: Okay, makes sense. So i need the DG of that NEMA place, Perhaps an economist, and lets get in touch with the UN agencies that are experts in disaster management. What about that Mayor of New Orleans, he did an amazing job during their disaster - lets invite him to advise us on a special contract. Okay team?
Psychphants: No sir! absolutely not!!! we dont need foreign assistance or the people will say you are weak! Common New Orleans Mayor...who is he sir? Does he have money like our Adenuga and Aliko? we think we should promote our own people sir.
Mr President: well...okay. I dont agree but in the spirit of democracy, i will side with my advisory team. Set up the commitee immeditaly and write my speech, i want to address my people tomorrow morning by 7am. Any other issues?
Adviser: yes sir...last weekend, four students.
Psychophant: Oga adviser!!! Please go and write the grammar for the speech let me finish briefing Oga on the students.
Adviser: Okay, excuse me sir while i call the media etc.
Psychophant: Thank you and good bye. Ehen Mr President, some cult boys killed themselves last weekend. This country sha. In our days, shebi we just used to box each other and smoke gbana. Now the cultists are killing themselves. But dont worry sir, the Nigerian people are not even concerned about it.
Mr President: As a former lecturer, this thing pains me. I should spend at least 1 minute consoling the families?
Psychophant: HABA!! capital no sir! Next thing they will say its because the boys were in a cult you sponsored thats why you are talking. They will ask why you didnt talk since when others were killing themselves. Dont worry sir. Lets handle the floods, Nigerians are not worried about those boys.
Mr President: Well, okay, i guess you guys are doing your jobs and giving me the information that i need to act.
Psychophants: YES SIR! Long Live Nigeria sir... please sir, we need funds fast to mobilise the committee.

Man did not reveal this to you!.

Instead of using the hot towel, you can simply steam bath,( putting your face in steam from hot water) , till your pores open, then wash with an ordinary soap and ordinary water, no perfumes or medicated, i personally recommend, dudu osun( use it lightly), then immerse your face in cold water, preferably ice water.


Also, you have to keep your hair and scalp clean by washing for at least once in a week, no matter the hair style for guys wash with a shampoo not a scented perfumed soap.

You also have to keep your towels clean, don't wipe your face , pat it till dry, with a clean towel, wash your towel at least once in 2 weeks, don't use a dirty towel to clean your face, your pimples would multiply, and during the day, dont use a face towel for 2 days without washing, wash everyday and pat your face not wiping, it smears dirt and bacteria when you wipe.


Also your pillow cases have to be clean and washed regularly, and then take your bath twice( at least a day)


The opening and closing of pore can weaken the tissues of the skin and make you start looking old, so i don't advise you do it everyday, do it on alternative days and just simply wash twice a day with soap without the steam bathing or hot towel on the other days. Wash in the morning and evening, and immediately you come back from the sun. You can steam bath when you wash at night but wash ordinarily at the other times, then steam bath again in two days time. You also have to eat a lot of vegetables and fruits to keep your skin's elasticity intact.
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This killers must be brought to book

ohisola: For example, there was an argument sometimes ago and I said to my wife "O go fun nkan ti o so yen (you are stupid to have said that)" to which she replied "iwo naa go. O go o fi enu ho ara (you are more than stupid as well)"

u amaze me. Witout any doubt fr evn wat u hav said I kn ur wife isn't wrong. So its ok 4 u 2 say she's stupid? Ur own body? Ur own beta half. Y on earth wil u cal ur wife stupid? N u married her? Den she isn't far from d truth wen she also called u stupid. Cos only a stupid man can marry a stupid woman.

It is wrong for even a boss to call his female surbordinate a fool in a coporate company how much more a wife. You were not raised right, you were raised to see women as foot mats and men like you always end up depending on women , and then die of insecurity and jealousy, it;s the karma of nature. LOve your wife and respect her and stop transfering that poison in your heart to your kids. If you are saying you can't change now, then who should?

laughing out loud now for that hungry/angry lawyer in the 3rd picture looking at the better dressed suspects. issuing curses under his breath.

ednut1: at least they hve been able to maintain high morality, what condition is d xtains countries in uk usa, italy, in absolute mess, morally bankrupt, and even nigeria nonsense, abeg make dem punish d pervert

You have been deceived, let me tell you, places were laws are very stiff, also have the worst offenders. It is hypocrisy of the highest order.

vedaxcool: As expected some christians play the irrevocable dullard.

What does leviticus says about blasphemy against God? Stone them to death.
Why did he give such instruction when he could have struck them with thunder?

Why did Yaweh provoke david to go number Isreal?
When he could have number them himself?.

Why did Yaweh send moses to free children of Isreal from Egypt? When he could have done it himself?

All the battle Isreal engage time to time on the instance of Yaweh, we wonder why he relied on them to fight his war?

When Jesus disguised as a garden (clearly to be hidden from Jews) we wonder why didn't God just made him invisible to his enemies. And if you consider him God, then your gardening god must be exceptionally weak, don't u think?

The above are just few instances of your ideas, now we ask using the logic you guys claimed isn't the god you worship entirely weak. Pls a simple yes or no would do.

you need to go and read it up then come back and modify this post after you have acquired knowledge. There you would see words like " i would fight for you and yea shall hold your peace", " no one of you would fight with bow or arrow, but i the lord would fight for you"," send back all the men who have stooped down into the river to drink for i would bring deliverance with the rest","and the lord had caused the enemies to hear the sound of marching horses and they said to one another, surely the israelites have come to destroy us and they fled living all their property behind".

THe arm of the lord is strong. The lord is not weak,and i pray he reveals himself to you.

In the first place, i dont know what nicki minaj is doing as a judge in a singing competition.