₦airaland Forum

adedayourt:
op is dat u taking nunu milk in 1st pix

Lol my skin would have been fresher......... enjoy your weekend

‎As we end this week that has so much drama I leave Nlanders on political section  with the funniest of ten pictures that appeared on my whatsap this week  ‎....


Enjoy the best of your weekend 

chukwudi44, Obiagelli 
Truckpusher, Tonyebarcanista  MizMyColi, Rozayx5, bomsilaga, exxel erunz dunsman passingshot‎ ,
Nigerianvenom Phockphockman, nwadiuko1, ibokUtoroh,‎ Berem
Koded, Ecoterrors, iPrinz20 Aprokoman, amazingqueen,‎
Dearpreye, Firefire, Francizy, Temitemi1, Hinwazaka
Ecoterrors, Dumkem21 Biafranqueen, Mogidi, Mizmycoli,
IsraeliAirforce, Candyrain, Ambivert, Rose2014, Provacateur,
Opiaoku, NDPVF, Anonimi, Engineerboat, Talktimi, ahaika23,
coolestrogue APCSucks, Emperortj93 DebateNigeria SeverusSnappe Ishiamu demdem , Temitemi,  NgeneUkwenu and dekdek‎

This is an interesting weekend

This might not end well..........
Executive Judiciary and the legislature all in one boxing ring

Linda Ikeji posted this moments ago

Nigerians in France welcoming President Buhari with "Brooms" instead of the Nigerian flag.

Shouldn't these Nigerians be waving Nigerian flags instead of brooms?


http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/09/shouldnt-these-nigerians-be-waving.html?m=1

chukwudi44:
You are quite pathetic!!! Continue to dream!!! This case will take a really really long time!!! Even going to the supreme court and time is not on the APC's side.

Saraki will never be impeached!!! A higher court will set aside the CCT ruling and the case would continue to linger!!! You think the Like minds senators are babies!!!

In politics anything can happen don't say never!

NgeneUkwenu:
Dat one dey my Hit List!

Lol

NgeneUkwenu:
APC may not even wait for the Tribunal Ruling to remove him! His colleagues will soon desert him and he will be impeached within seconds! Remember Okadigbo, Wabara and Enwerem. Initially it looked like their colleagues backed them, but within days, in order to avoid the wrath of Nigerians, abandoned them to their fates! Relax and watch as events unfold

This might be different because the senate under Chuba Okadigbo, Evan Enwerem were almost homogeneous with PDP having a clear majority with Saraki you have a Senate where the APC is fictionalised with one faction in alliance with the PDP and without the traditional Igbo rivalry for the seat that existed then thing's might be different

HOW APC INTENDS TO FINISH OFF SARAKI (SEE SEC 24 OF THE CCT LAW)

Section 24 (3) (b) of the Code of Conduct Bureau and tribunal.

23. Powers of the Tribunal to impose punishment

 (1) Where the Tribunal finds a public officer guilty of contravening any of the provisions of this Act, it shall impose upon that officer any of the punishments specified under subsection (2) of this section.

(2) The punishment which the Tribunal may impose shall include any of the following-

(a) vacation of office or any elective or nominated office, as the case may be;

(b) disqualification from holding any public office (whether elective or not) for a period not exceeding ten years; and

 (c) seizure and forfeiture to the State of any property acquired in abuse or corruption of office.

Appeal might buy him some but members of the APC in the Senate should start shopping for a replacement the game is up because Buhari has already pacified members of his nPDP block in the APC with ministerial nominations, Atiku knows his own files of (stealing) might soon be dusted so he is likely to leave Saraki to his fate  this is a fight Saraki will have to fight all by himself .......

http://resourcedat.com/document/code-of-conduct-bureau-and-tribunal-act/

‎A lot Nigerians lost their life savings in Société General Bank

Depositors fund's were further used to wipe out Sarakis bad loans in Intercontinental transforming shares holding certificates to mere tissue paper! 

whether this trial will go the way Tinubu's own went we don't know but Those hard working Nigerians who lost billions to these syndicate deserve justice.

 I align with TonyeBarcanista  Nigerians should support CCB to unravel the truth

More

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As the Saraki debacle continues this Is how Nigerians on twitter have been reacting. 


www.twitter.com/DrDamages

‎The Ekiti State government has set up a five-man committee to see to the take-off of the proposed Ado-Ekiti Airport project within the next few weeks.
The constitution of the committee followed a meeting held by the state governor, Mr Ayo Fayose, with stakeholders involved in the project at the Governor’s Office, Ado-Ekiti.
In a statement on Wednesday, by the governor’s Chief Press Secretary, Idowu Adelusi, the committee would start with the marking out of the 2,000 hectares out of the 6,000 hectares of land set apart for the project.
The committee has as chairman, Mr Kayode Osho, who is the Commissioner for Works.
Governor Fayose, while speaking during the meeting, said the state government might start with the construction of a standard airstrip and that it could be improved upon in the future.
The governor said with the prevailing financial constraint the state is experiencing, it would be foolhardy to embark on any grandiose project.
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“For every project there must be the political will to make it work. No matter how small an airport is, as long as it meets aviation standards it is welcome. Even if it is an airstrip, we need it.
“We believe in little beginning even though we don’t have the resources now. We are willing and I believe with God all things are possible. The airport must start and we need a standard airstrip that can be improved on in the future,” he said.
Fayose said a fund raising dinner for the project would be held later in Lagos.
Also speaking, renowned lawyer, Chief Afe Babalola (SAN), said he mooted the idea for the state to have an airport in 2009.
“I thank Governor Ayodele Fayose for revisiting this issue. It was in 2009 that I mooted the idea and Federal Government approved Bayelsa, Delta and Ekiti airports and voted money for them. All we were expected to do was to look for appropriate place and key into the matter.”‎

www.tribuneonlineng.com/node/17153

SonOfTheLion:
thats their job check my signature for mine

That not a job my brother

‎As Nigeria Migrate from "analogue" banking platforms to fully electronic systems scammers are also  upgrading their fleecing platforms simultaneously.

Scam emails has become one of the deadliest e-weapons in Nigeria’s cyber space as spoilt kids scout for people to defraud.

First it was stealing of Pin Nos and Card details, before we knew it they swooped on the BVN opportunity and used it to defraud many innocent and unsuspecting Nigerians.

Fews Minutes ago I received an email from a "scamist" who claims to be Mark Samson who posed as
‎CBN information Secretary
Quickteller Channel unit


1. To the Best of my Knowledge the CBN does not operate ATM machine anywhere in Nigeria

2. I also know that the CBN does contact Individuals they contact money Deposit banks who in turn contact the customers ‎if there is a discrepancy they want to address 

3. The inexperience thief said I had a problem with my last ATM withdrawal when CBN itself has directed Banks to switch from Debit cards to cards with higher security features! 

Unfortunately despite warnings from banks some people will still fall for such scams especially senior citizens / pensioners who are  now embracing the android OS and technology to ease the burden of the long queues in some banks.

Kindly share this info and ensure that these Yahoo boys never pop champagne with the sweat of any hard working citizen.

May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians 



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I was reading an incredible thread where the Op posted a strange  picture of a cat sucking milk from a dog when I saw this hilarious picture 

Although the Opposite of Original should have been fake or Counterfeit, Nigerians have adopted the Original / China description over the years 

Even though the teacher was unimpressed with the students line of thinking which I consider unique and in tune current realities probably within the area the students lives calling him mad is out of place! 

If that picture is real then such teachers have no place in our class rooms


Wishing all students returning to. School a happy academic session 

May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians

MizMyColi:


APC Nairaland constituency is the reason I started having a soft spot for GEJ, going by how they villified him. I cemented my support for him when he declared that his political ambition isn't worth the blood of any Nigerian.

No APC member of Nairaland has the moral right/justification to preach patriotism to me, or anything remotely related to it.
My conscience will be my guide.

Anyone asides 1 poster who tries to preach such risks getting an e-slap from me, and I mean it.

God Bless You real Good you have spoken well

On Friday last week  I received a long mail from a man who wanted me to STOP criticising General Buhari, this was followed by long phone conversation on Saturday evening , on why Buhari is the best thing that ever happened to  Nigeria.

As I listened quietly  to the emissary and the carrots he dangled two things came to my mind ; NIGERIA & SELF 

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My response was simple,direct and unambiguous 

1. My allegiance is to Nigeria first before any affiliation, if Nigeria gets better we will all benefit.  

2. My criticism of Buhari and the APC was largely because of their attempt to scam Nigerians by denying the promise they willingly and openly made to Nigerians before the elections 

3. As  Such I Promised to stop Criticising the President On one condition ; If He and his party take responsibility for the promises they made to school Children, NYSC , Unemployed graduates amongst other promises they made before the elections


My caller was unsatisfied with my response and insisted on Getting a blank commitment from me to his  Principal which I rejected.‎

I do not intend to engage in the destructive politicking as practised by the APC  ‎,where our Soldiers in the War front were mocked and given demeaning appellations just to score cheap political point's 

Like I have said previously Nigeria will still be here long after APC and PDP are gone just like  the SDP and NRC have disappeared into history books.

I do not need anything real or imaginary to stop criticising Buhari, even when GEJ granted state Pardon to Alams I voiced out my position and disappointment. 

 I wish the President a successful tenure in office 


May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians 

Oche J.O


 

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Nigeria's problems started long time ago.........

ADRESSS OF THE NATIONAL YOUTH LEADER AT THE INAUGURATION OF THE PDP YOUTH RESTRUCTURING COMMITTEE

Gentlemen and Ladies,
Good afternoon,
Today, we are taking the boldest step yet in the history of our party towards advancing our long time goal for youth mainstreaming and expanding the space for young people in party affairs and activities.
Subsequently, a team of young and bright minds will be mandated to review and examine all youth related issues and propose a strategic template for more robust and constructive youth involvement. I have no doubt, based on your pedigrees, loyalty, commitment to this party and your individual capacities to undertake this historic responsibility and make our generation proud in the necessary pursuit of reforming our party.
The fact is this: young people not only require but also deserve and demand greater roles in the affairs of our party. The future is not about the old and retiring; it is about the young and emerging. The future of this party is and should be more about preparing the next generation of leaders for our party and country.
As a generation, there is a strong desire by young people for statutory representation decision making organs of this party especially the National / State Executive Committee, the National / State Caucus. There is also wide appreciation for the reform of the Board of Trustees; that is constitutionally exclusive for members above the age of 50, to include young people. These present day operational circumstances is definitely not in tune with prevailing and future political realities and it is certainly inimical to our party's future political prospects.
This fundamental gap in representative democracy will definitely hinder political transition, leadership identification, tutorship and recruitment.
Among others, it is my responsibility to promote sound measures that will guarantee and deepen the roles, involvement and place of young people within the party.
From our last electoral convention in August 2013, it was all about the 2015 general elections. Now the elections have come and gone and unfortunately we lost. But fortunately, it affords us the opportunity to right the wrongs, to fill the gaps and to concretely plan the future pathway for our party.
I share the belief and strongly support the call by us all - young people generally; that for our party to grow - we must undertake both structural and institutional reforms. These include youth, women, administrative, candidate selection, leadership recruitment and organizational reform. Reform within the party is now both a political necessity and a pivotal survival measure. Without it, the future may be founded in the past and certainly we will not base our future on lost precedence.
The 2015 election losses delivers for us a rare opportunity to prepare for the future. It is in this spirit and wisdom that this PDP Youth Restructuring Committee is being inaugurated.
Your selection and acceptance to serve in this historic assignment is highly commendable and appreciated. This Committee is not to dwell into matters of the last election - that already is being handled by the Post Election Assessment Committee.
This Youth Committee is about the future; our future. Its terms reference clear and unambiguous and its recommendations will be forwarded to the National Working Committee for appropriate action.
Our quest for youth mainstreaming in the party may require constitutional amendments, it might require the consideration of NEC and possibly the attention of a convention. Therefore, the road will be long and daunting but we are commencing today with our youthful audacity.
Under the guidance of God Almighty, in full exercise of the Oath I am sworn and that which I will keep, with the full support of members of the National Working Committee of our party, I now have the privilege to invite the Acting National Chairman of our party to inaugurate this Committee for the benefit and future of the Peoples Democratic Party.
Thank you for coming and God Bless.

Abdullahi H. MaiBasira
National Youth Leader,
Tuesday, 8 September 2015

JOB LOSSES : DSS IMMIGRATION ET AL MATTERS ARISING 

When Abba Moro and his blood money thirsty friends decided to fleece and sniff life out  of many young Nigerians, we all protested and expected the then president to boot him out, but it never happened certain political interest ensured Moro never paid for his sins.

Hundreds of thousands of young Nigerians were stripped of their hard earned money and many paid the ultimate price, sadly rather than go after Moro and his gang of fraudsters that defrauded  these  young Nigerians Buhari and his confused team of advisers have again come after hapless young Nigerians in the guise of correcting a non existent error. 

The decision of the Buhari led administration to cancel a clean and transparent process that has been hailed by many is satanic and ill conceived. 

Many of these young people participated in Moro's Punzy  scheme and despite all odds kept faith with the presidential committee that supervised the second process, some even borrowed money and took loans against their expected earnings ‎only to be booted out on the eve of their commissioning. 

Similar faith befell members of the Cadet Officers Basic Course 28 of 2014 codenamed COBC28/2014.
Who  had been in the academy since December 2014 for a 10-month training,  the demonic scheme of witch-hunting perceived and imaginary enemies also led to the release of a chunck of these officers who have been trained both in Israel and Nigeria on weapons, IED, and other highly technical security maneuvers as free agents for political reasons.

Prior to the elections Buhari had promised to provide 1 million jobs annually, no one expected that he will undo the jobs already created by the Previous administration.

In his short stay in office Buhari has been responsible for the loss of over 300,000 jobs directly and indirectly from Immigration to DSS, From Construction to lecturers who resigned and took employment in COE's upgraded to Universities of Education the list is endless.

These method of  en-snaring cadets 48 Hours before commissioning shows how much the administration  glory in  inflicting  maximum pain and sorrow on   young Nigerians whose  sin none of their accusers have been able to point out. 

Due process is sacrosanct but any process that does not take humanity into consideration is useless. 


May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians 

Shalom 


 Cc: Lalasticlala, OAM4J,

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Ebukaobi:
Mr OcheJoseph

You have to do better than this

You keep writing daft epistles and in your own head, you term them as analyses.

It is very sad that this is the best that the PDP is offering Nigerians as opposition to the current government.

Am I happy with APC so far, no? But I prefer it to the PDP and the way they wasted the country's resources for 16 years. I am ready to wait to see how APC performs and whether you like it or not, that is the general feeling among Nigerians

Ochejoseph, I saw your thread on the FP notifying us of the newly appointed PDP Youth congress. You are the only one there without any educational qualification. You claim to have a certificate in Pharmacy, what exactly does that mean?

I will suggest that you invite more knowledgeable and educated people from PDP to handle the online propaganda.

You cannot do it because you are JUST not good enough

Shalom

God bless all Nigerians

Prof thanks, for the compliments lol

emmyblackky:
China can go to hell for all I care. Do you know the punishment for corruption in China? Death sentence. They preserve their economy and damage other people's economy. It's no longer business as usual my man. The change is here and we must face it.


Oya, wailing wailers, over to you

Nigeria needs China and China needs Nigeria !!!! That is the truth.........

Read this

Nigeria needs China’s financial and technical assistance in the development of its decaying infrastructure. China too needs Nigeria’s oil and gas to fuel its growing industry. In addition, Nigeria is, potentially, the largest market for China’s industrial products in Africa. Nigeria’s imports from China account for over a third of its total trade with West Africa.

The influx of Chinese products in Nigeria’s domestic markets is very evident. No matter the number of questions raised about the quality of those products, customers are provided with cheaper alternative choices.


http://leadership.ng/features/434584/nigeria-economy-how-china-and-usa-battle-for-relevance

‎
As Nigerians continue to wait for the change promised by the Apician "Apostles"here is a quick look at  how Africa's biggest Economy has performed under the "apostles" of change  

1 . Nigeria De-listed By JP. Morgan ,


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-10/investors-love-affair-with-nigeria-wanes-as-jpmorgan-cuts-bonds


3. 60,000 Nigerian loose Jobs in the construction sub sector - NLC

http://www.channelstv.com/2015/09/08/nlc-says-60000-nigerian-workers-lost-jobs/



3. Zenith Bank  Sacks 1200 workers  in a single day  

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/4819-zenith_bank_sacks_over_1_200_employees.html




4. Naira in free Fall - Business Day

http://businessdayonline.com/2015/09/naira-weakens-on-black-market-as-dollar-demand-grows-2/



5. Nigerian Economy slumps - NBS

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nigerian-economy-slows-in-q2/

6. CHINA : Nigeria's biggest Trading partner and Investor, Snubs Nigeria over Buhari’s Behaviour 

http://uncova.com/china-snubs-nigeria-over-buhari-as-it-holds-africa-investment-summit





7. Nigerian Investors loose 311 Billion in 24 hours - Daily Trust 

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/business/stocks-lose-n311bn-bonds-suffer-after-jp-morgan-index-expulsion/110194.html


The above is what happens when underage voters brings a man with fossilised ideas to man Africa's biggest economy.  

The sooner the APC and the sai baba broom wielding herbalists realise that these "autopilotism"  is a recipe to economic and social anarchy the better for Nigeria. 

The truth be said Buhari needs help he Should ask For it fast before things get out of hand 



NB: Before you start throwing insults read the post, before you rain abuses think , before you post nonsense use your brain it's there to be used. 


May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Can we mail you too?.. [/color]

Yes Sir

Obrigardo:
Tonye Barcanista found out he was not included in the PDP youth board so he had no choice than to leave here, after all his efforts were in vain.
But he tried harder than ochejoseph and his posts always hit the front page, then why was he left out in the scheme of things?
You remember he was begging APC for a post before he ported to PDP.
What a failed jobless youngster!

I hope all these youngsters should learn a lesson or two from his situation.

Barcanista was at the PDP headquarters and was well received by the National Youth leader MaiBasira.
He was given a Prime seating position During the inauguration by the party.

Barcanista is a sincere Nigerian and I would like all off us to respect his views.
The fact that someone does not share your opinion does not Mean he is silly it only means that the fellow holds a different view.

Barcanista will be very much involved with us in the committee and I can assure you the best is yet to come

Enjoy the best of your day

temitemi1:
With this ur trash, you know nothing abt barca then!

Barcanista was at the PDP headquarters and was well received by the National Youth leader MaiBasira.
He was given a Prime seating position During the inauguration by the party.

Barcanista is a sincere Nigerian and I would like all off us to respect his views.
The fact that someone does not share their opinion does not Mean he is stupid it only means that the fellow holds a different view.

Barcanista will be very much involved with us in the committee and I can assure you the best is yet to come

Temitemi pl mail me

Enjoy the best of your day

temitemi1:
With this ur trash, you know nothing abt barca then!

Barcanista was at the PDP headquarters and was well received by the National Youth leader MaiBasira.
He was given a Prime seating position During the inauguration by the party.

Barcanista is a sincere Nigerian and I would like all off us to respect his views.
The fact that someone does not share your opinion does not Mean he is stupid it only means that the fellow holds a different view.

Barcanista will be very much involved with us in the committee and I can assure you the best is yet to come

Enjoy the best of your day

Ebukaobi:
Whoever said that you are Reno Omokri needs his or her head checked.

Reno is a propagandist and a bad liar but he is well educated and most of the time, he constructs his arguments intelligently.

You are semi literate and your articles are sub standard. It is clear you are not well educated.

Lol........

Thanks for the compliment......

Ebukaobi:
OcheJoseph why are you using your alternate moniker on your thread?

Why dont you use your real moniker?

Who do u think u are deceiving?

I thought you guys said I was Reno Omokri! The other time they said Queenam, Someone said Barcanista is now using my handle?

I am waiting for the next accusation.............

‎Earlier today tourist nature Of the Buhari administration "consumed"    Femi Adeshina the presidential spokesman for the Daura General.
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‎Instead of Informing Nigerians on the happenings at the "meeting" in Ghana if any took place or agreements if any was signed  the Presidential spokesman became the Ghana's Minister of tourism tweeting irrelevant  things ‎
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Ebube the patriot wrote "

"You would think this is the Twitter Account for Ghana's Minister of Culture and Tourism. How did we get here? 

www.twitter.com/akaebube
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tomakint:
Good one there ochejoseph, i see you bro.......anya choor

Thank you I appreciate